Thread 216356903

THE VIRUS WENT THE FUCK AWAY JUST IN TIME FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING BIG CANS ON A FRIDAY

today I will try to get 600 stam every run instead of getting it stuck at 400-500 and rushing to try for 600 just before the finals (usually sticking at 500)

Reminder if you would like to use my glowing green text for Halloween: >>216354726

>>216356900
ktim this is what ive been doing
cigs at the cig shop are 13 euros. the illegal one are 5 a pack and they're stronger and taste better too since theres no bullshit european regulation around nicotine %

tfw im chinese but english girls assume im korean

>>216356931
alri mouse

ayo edebiri sex arse

brb taking my horse to the toilet

looking to the sky and enjoy the life

>>216356952
I'll call the police on u

poo smells lmao

>>216356960
she has a cute smile but is very sexless to me

>>216356968
cute post
powerful post

>>216356952
They also contain rat poison and shit particles

>>216356903 (OP)
Why do you pretend to drink alcohol?

>>216356992
Please don't start a meldown

>>216356893
>lust provoking pony

smokers are jokers

fuck the pain away

catching up on last nights america first

>>216356990
this is the myth pushed by the state so runts keep buying the ones with the governmental racket tax

>>216356992
Because it pisses you off, spaino

>>216356997
It's happening, lad

>>216356997
I'm just asking a question

>>216356990
you probably believe that the fake football shirts contain toxic plastics that will kill you within 5 years too

>>216357001
Alri' Rods Flanders

>>216356990
Everything everywhere is covered in shit particles

>>216357007
Whatever helps u sleep at night

we ain't goin' to heaven

alcohol is bad for you
cigs are bad for you
get high on life

I am a hairy man

only had 2 sips of vodka and I am drunk

>>216357053
i'd eat her

>>216356945
corr cheers, works in 4chan X

unironically cant think of a reason to not smoke, looks cool and nothing tops that first inhale on a freshly lit snout

captcha is fucked

I get high on life with heroin

This is currently the bestselling phone in the UK

Posted it again award

>>216357069
Makes you smell like shit

abortion is human sacrifice

>>216357053
correct fuck off

>>216357069
They made it too expensive

rorke's been a crazy dita

>>216357071
Was the captcha "urmum"?

I like cherry coke and vodka. it completely masks the taste

Oh GO ON then it is Friday after all

>>216357080
wouldn't be caught dead spending a grand on a phone

>>216357080
I don't understand how the phone market hasn't collapsed
Why would you get a new phone when it's barely any different to the phone you already have which you've probably paid off

>>216357089
is that it? the biggest draw back is something that can be easily solved?

>>216357110
corr

>>216357101
the brown guy selling them outside made them cheaper actually

>>216357080
Bennies well spent I'd say.
Imagine the value in 2 years with the screen cracked

>>216357089
Well at least we aren't sexually harassaing the carribou like you

>>216357069
your breath ends up smelling like shit

>>216357123
>easily solved
Delusional

I will not be going out shagging tonight. I thought I should announce that publicly.

>>216357080
a fool and his money are easily parted

just spotted an ESL moment

>>216356945
good post

i also will not be having sex today

>>216357155
Staying in shagging is it, king?

>>216357133
brush your teeth and take care of your mouth then
>>216357148
it is

>>216357089
You don't need that to smell like shit mate x

What does 'pscianf' mean?

I've lost all interest in white women. They're too far gone

paid £3.20 for half a pint of tango orange at carvery breakfast an hour ago

>>216357168
Will be drinking beer and playing Hearts of Iron. #Based

>>216357169
No it isn't
Smokers smell like shit and stink up wherever they are
It's rude and annoying

when you gamble something (lie getting practise perfect from a failed training) over and over again, and you get a win, it really does feel like "hard work" (gambling) paying off. this is a bad thing. still going to keep rolling though because winning is just a bonus to training and losing is staying at the same bonus from mood just with more energy

>>216357169
i already do that mate, i also don't happen to smoke

>>216357175
I don't know. I asked the same question earlier

>>216357183
>carvery breakfast
What were they carving

got the halloween orgy on tonight

>>216357175
poo screaming in a nigel farage

>>216357175
fuck off cleanshirt

>>216354726
>>216356945
good work
the devs are so lazy

>>216357155
>>216357166
ktiam

>>216357209
The theme only half loads on mobile

>>216357201
fry up

there's a bloody skeleton on my computer screen

>>216357191
smokers who don't take care of themselves yeh
>>216357199
imagine living in a third world shithole where cigs are probably 10p a pack and not smoking

now I want some pussy
I want to work on that mare (her) like its a job

>>216357239
No, all smokers
It's the smoke that makes you smell bad, you see

Wanted to go for a walk but its just started raining
Debating whether or not to just put a coat on and risk getting soaked

dont care for some special theme thing
got the tomorrow theme on, see

>>216357263
if you smoke outside the smell is minimal

>>216357271
Oh get a grip you wuss

>>216357282
You're delusional

I want her to lie there and be worked on

>>216357239
i don't feel like looking and smelling like shit and slowly killing myself in the process mate, that's more of a british thing yk

most people smoke here so nobody really smells foul
it evens out

me? just had a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches

>>216357271
I bought a special pair of water resistant shoes from Decathlon so I can still go on my virgin walks when it's raining.


Proper comfy walking about in the rain while you're insulated from it via your various fabric technologies.

>>216357311
Fat cunt

haven't had a cigarette in 7 years, me
still think they're peng but the smell of stale smoke is minging to me now

>>216357305
are afes the place to go out and have a freakout (in public)
is that why the cafe people do the French stare at peoplein movies at cafes having a freakout? thats cute

>>216357305
>france
>nobody really smells foul
lol

And for Canslad? Well, it's high quality headphones.
https://www.thomann.de/ie/focal_clear_mg_professional.htm

What about for /brit/?

i smoke penises

>>216357298
concession accepted
>>216357304
nigga what the fuck have you got to live for? shouldn't you be actively looking for ways to shorten your life over there

how to cop this look

>>216357313
yes mate gore tex shoes are life changing when it rains

>>216357329
shut the fuck up

>>216357331
I get "competitive spirit" double O every time there is one O

>>216357313
>>216357341
brilliant idea
then when you step in a puddle or get splashed it runs into your shoes and can't drain, wonderful

>>216357316
rude? im actually crying now because of your comment

Teacher in america fired on first day for making tiktoks about students
https://x.com/mymixtapez/status/1982844638886281371
Teacher defends herself and says she's not a nonce if the kids want to shag her
https://x.com/thehandmadeceo/status/1983248851185062241

>>216357365
it doesn't get into the shoe in the first place you dumb cunt

>>216357336
>concession accepted
gotta be THE chudtard catchphrase. Even if I agree with you as soon as you you whip out that pathetic war cry I hate you and side with the other person. It's so petty

rorke asking the fire department if he can ride along in a fire truck
literally me coming in 2nd (voda (heritage) 1st) in oka sho

>>216357365
have you considered not stepping up to your calves in puddles?

epic sax guy goin through me ed

>>216357336
Okay stinky

>>216357363
fit considering it's not one of them

>>216357365
you tell em

>>216357379
>>216357390
cope on squelchies

inject all of the kids with HGH and FSH if they have a fit nonce femoid teacher
I would if it were my son

farting sharting and wanking

Yesterday's wank juice smelled really foul, nothing like the usual, proper disgusting nostrils-burning fumes emanating from my bellend I don't know why I had just cleaned it

Woke took away my frosties
Woke took away my sugar puffs
Woke took away my videogames
Woke took away my films

We are pleased to announce the latest Rorke film:

Rorke: Lost in Ohio

>>216357415
havent wanked in over a week myself
just find a hole whenever im in a spaffing mood me

hiya

>>216357419
used to put a thick layer of sugar on my sugar puffs me

>>216357411
You need to be locked up

>>216357419
true and they took away my penis

>>216357426
>this nigga wants 6$ for a regular size can

Good energy in the thread

You can really feel the pull of the weekend

>>216357384
ok didn't ask and also concession accepted
>>216357396
*blows smoke in your face*

>>216357435
if my kid was fucking a fit female teacher at school I would give him a high 5 (and make him go through puberty so she goes to jail pregnant)

>>216357345
Lad, if you could do the world a favour and keep living, please. It makes me happy knowing I'm not you

>>216357425
No missus, cba
November looking grim

>>216357452
Blow your head smooth off

looking forward to seeing bugonia this weekend

>>216357446
aren't you a little bundle of sunshine and cuddles

>>216357375
That's a man

>>216357465
sassy little response lmao
have you been workshopping that one

my math teacher in grade 9 was this fit brunette who did competitive swimming and we went to the same pool in my neighbourhood so sometimes I'd see her build in a swimsuit while I did a few laps after school. so we shared this little bond but it never amounted to her sucked me off which still hurts to this day. the number of times I wanked thinking of her

>>216357473
its not funny because "what if the roles were reversed" and everything. usually the teachers are fit (without even clicking that link I just know)

toby... ofcom... remember....

jews made me addicted to screens from an early age to prevent me from being the next hitler

>>216357375
thats ok shes a lesbian theres no penetration

>>216357472
mate just go to a prost, shag her then run off without paying

>>216357441
pull this!
*unzips dick*

>>216357473
It's cruel what jealousy does to a man

>>216357465
sounds like something your mum told you to tell the bullies at school

>>216357502
we call it maths here

>>216357502
>math
FOY

when I become a teacher it will be easy

>>216357502
these sorts of teachers must know lads wank to them

they get off to it. Sick and wrong so it is.

>>216357550
toby

>>216357502
alri macron

>>216357533
Why

>>216357550
shut up you freak

>>216357566
we teach more than one because we're smarter than yanks

>>216357465
Done that sassanach cunt

What's "cunt" in gaeilge?>>216357465

>>216357563
>>216357570
parasites can't speak

>>216357566
It's mathematics, not mathematic

>>216357550
toby, there's a quite literal 0% chance that is happening

forgot to do the day 1 on the 2-day countdown to rec to race against vodka

>>216357155
They'll be missing you greatly down at the gaybar

happy halloween brit

>>216357555
She was so fit mate and she was kind too. But sometimes her boyfriend picked her up outside school and he was this tall hench lad with a motorbike and the whole biker leather suit thing. I remember this girl in class telling the teacher that I secretly liked her in front of the whole class and she said I know while laughing it off and I was madly embarassed

>>216357550
Why are you such a paedo freak?

>>216357570
this post was me BTW

>>216356349
>>216356349
imagine being so desperate and depraved that this is your "edgy" - but "you" as the entire community you come from

just scranned an entire chocolate orange

watching the cute grey squirrels frolicking in their squirrel hole in the tree

nitwits the lot of ye
that is to say, yeve the wit of nits

looking back at a picture i saved from 2 years ago when mousers was in peak breakdown, why did he post his full name and address?

>>216357644
did you swallow it whole

>>216357585
Makes sense
>>216357615
You're French

>>216357660
aha no

fingers smell like tuna (drank tuna sauce yesterday because I was THIRSTY - and god literally put tuna in spring water at the end so I didnt die) - SNIIIIIIIFIFFFFFFUFF

>>216357500
>>216357532
I'm just genuinely happy I'm not a faggot, you see.

>>216357597
No idea, lad

>>216357550
You'd actually get fired right quick, lad
You'd best want to wait till they've finish school and are 16 at least

>>216357675
why dont you live in your parents care?

>>216357663
Yeah? And you're Canadian so ni hao to you good sirs

>>216357688
why dont you suck on deez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shkHrqW5bE0
not really wild about seagulls but you have to say thats him done

>>216357675
seek help

>>216357658
Not clear why he did it. However that thread was one of the funniest in recent years. Was bucked when someone identified his exact house via the caravan on the drive.

:/
See

thinking back to when mousey rocked out the show

>>216357687
You genuinely seem like a sad lonely bastard though

>>216357687
>you see.
>>216356996

mosce

>>216357705
>>216357699
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers
One hundred million angels singin'
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettledrum
Voices callin', voices cryin'
Some are born and some are dyin'
It's Alpha and Omega's kingdom come
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree
The virgins are all trimming their wicks
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks

>>216357627
actually looks passably like any other ugly old lady
of course as soon as they open their mouth the jig is up

sir warwick davis

>>216357709
How many vpns have you had to reset now?

>>216357719
You see, that's a pair of lads

>>216357695
fucking done him

Do go on lad

The Belgian said he would be on soon

you may not bully mousey

>>216357329
lol

>>216357705
That is a cool fit

11 dipsinhos

or

barca 2008/09 XI?

death to tradies

>>216357750
Don't have a schizo meltdown now buddy
It's clear to everyone how desperate for attention you are
There's no way you're really happy posting the way you do

>>216357742
GOAAAAAAAAAL

utterly pointless spending that on headphones

>>216357782
>>216357012
called it

>>216356945
posting this before i change it so i know what it looked like before

>tfw poo

>>216357742
Knighting the little bastard would be hilarious
Probably have some equerry holding him in mid-air so he could "kneel" on the stool thing

DTFIC mega melty.

Uh oh

>>216357803
It's not that expensive really but Focals are meme headphones anyway

dont know if seagulls or 'keets have the worse screeching

>>216357831
can-of-peach

very nice this spooky glowing greentext

there was a recall last fortnite, walmart peaches contaminated with lead

Why did some of my posts get deleted?

won't ever be using anything other than yotsuba b

molty

>>216357874
no m8 there is just no audio purpose for headphones that expensive

missed the second beach vacation countdown vodka race cause im having so much fun listening t ofalloutboy

>>216357908
they were just shit

>>216357908
it's because they were shit

>>216357908
Because you're deleting them yourself, spaino

>>216357920
Some of the nice planars or electrostatics are worth that much but I agree headphones suck

I hold /brit/ish values

>>216357936
>>216357937
>>216357939
Snap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsm_fOzvktQ

The tune, as it were

crying

swear half of /brit/ is Scottish

>>216357943
mad how 'gender identity' is just rebranded sexist stereotypes

today's cop

>>216357943
you dressing up for halloween jeffo

>>216357991
*gives you a hug*

Get food stuck between my wisdom tooth that never properly came in and it like ferments and tastes like gasoline

>>216358054
How do you know what gasoline tastes like?

>>216358054
Floss and brush your teeth you mong

nato and the eu want world war 4 with russia

downloading Grindr on your phone

literally me has found herself at almost 1000 speed at the arima kinen

>>216358070
>>216358071
Seethe more

Coughberg has really loosened the old 'onsil 'ones

>>216358086
I've got sequel fatigue

I wasn't seething though

i want to stay in bed and be lazy all day. it's so damp and dreary

>>216358086
>world war 4
fucksake i havent seen 3 yet

That's cute he's doing it for me


I'm too tired and sick today to have a proper melty

Morning /brit/ was so much better

>>216358070
>How do you know what gasoline tastes like?

Get the bradley posted

>>216358161
Glad you're enjoying it lad. Glad everyone is enjoying it.

>>216358177
you just have that effect on us it's like we want to show you our shitty drawings so you can put them on the fridge. no one can explain why

poo smeller is pooing out his penis

>>216358217
Raw dick Andy

>>216358217
sreaming imagine the bloke logging onto adultwork and scrolling through the prozzers

>>216358217
Should've made him king instead of his fanny brother

>>216358217
Rorke suspiciously silent on this, screams out about the luxury spas afforded to war refugees and the oakistani grooming gangs even louder

>>216358217
...based

Going down the oaki shop

I hope Mouse has something planned for Halloween!

might move to alaska

>>216358229
john mcafee virus do not click

>>216358211
Fucking hell that can't be good for you

>>216358230
Haha it's funny when it's innocent like this but I'm afraid it'll take a sinister turn soon :/

*royal accent*

get yeh fookin' cock out Jeffree

first bokkle of the day opened

Just been on another board and they have normal captchas wtf

>>216358299
sc

Why did Epstein wear that admirals outfit?

had the heating on since 7 and it's still pretty nippy in here

what are neoliberal teeth?

>>216358309
dey be opressing us

Ours are normal too though

>>216358217
fourty prozzies andrew? that's insane

https://youtu.be/G-6eynsaZ0U
Watch this it’s funny

1 fail on the 68% fail rate roll

>>216358253
no our place to question our betters

With all these skeletons on my screen, I have no idea how I will be able to post later on in the dark without getting scared!!!

>>216358378

on the finals. it didnt make a diff though and I think it is just gatcha offloading some bad rolls

Oh did the rich man shag the 16yo did he did he really

>>216358399
early to bed for me methinks

>>216358253
Rorke doesn't exist mate

>>216358445
woah who could see that coming

>>216358445
not true

>>216358445
>Arne's Lot
Should write headlines for a living me

>>216356900
>>216356952
Bought a few packs of them, Turkish marlboro touch, and unless I was pissed they made me feel proper dodgy after
Just chucked the habit and now I'm that dickhead who bums off you on a night out

sir early new

>>216358491
Doesn't deserve that honorific let's be honest

>>216358445
>formerly employed

unfortunate horse
but take those rolls - closest to 70% to edge and control risk - 4 times and t he 70% risk (as close as you get) is 60% - or 40% chance to win! hmm

biggest black lover in jpop?

>>216358548
>to edge

>>216358562
Me when I'm on the edge

+1 to my literally me horse careers

anyone wanna add each other on umamusume

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