Thread 216360589

The don edish

this is the one

Canspaedo meltie incoming

Cansmong mega meltie

So we're all in here then, or...?

lakesideJAMES

How can you samefag a reply to someone else?
What did he mean by that?

did that lad who said he was gonna serve his coworkers olives actually do it

>>216360675
fat mick child molester on the ropes omds

To be fair some bong roses are pretty FOCKIN ugly as well. Now bong twinks are class thoughbeit

>timmy
>pang pang
>cronem
>jeet
>tyrone
keep this weird shite to pol

And the up-to-the-minute latest on /brit/'s very own best girl, Ruby 'Pengest Thing In The Whole Wide World' Granger?

>>216360716
Oliver Olivier was his name, as I recall.

>>216360736
The convict rape baby is having a melty

m&s tuna fishcakes and a tin of branston beans it lush

england is my city

Hustle and bustle

blud getting punished for raping kids by being forced to have a surname

>>216360747
Her latest vlog was beyond weird. Anyone who has followed her for years is really not into this kind of stuff and will easily pass on it. The fact that she suddenly is trying to turn to magical themes and shows a minimal knowledge and passing interest in anything occult, tarot or witchy, will be a turn off for many viewers. Again, she has no idea who she is, so is trying on yet another mask, another personality, another trend. Eventually it will disappear, unfinished, unexplainable. Anyone who is into witchcraft or the occult, who is Wiccan or a practicing pagan will laugh at her content because the information is so well known and the number of books on grimoires, old herbal remedies and the reproductions of such are growing every year, easily obtained, and can be purchased even on Amazon. So, she is kind of running up another dead tree, late to the game, acting like she has discovered something grand, when she is simply talking about folk magick and has no idea what she is chatting on about or how common some of this still is and that many of it is not a dead practice. She continues to prove herself as a jack of all trades and mistress of none.

>>216360675
screaming
he's gonna be in a right old strop

Do people really watch random videos of people having arguments and stuff

coffee and a slice of cheesecake it x4 lush

>>216360784
why'd he go and do a thing like that then

Please someone tell me what it means

nth for the holodem

Why can't they drive?

>>216360823
Fat middle-aged women be like:
>She isn't even a real witch omds

panic meltie

>>216360848
lost his head i think

Barely post here lately because its SHIT. Do better. Happy halloween

>>216360866
Got any Halloween plans?

Rorke fuck-by-the-navel

>>216360874
They can

>>216360874
White people never crashed

might watch dr phibes

>>216360896
>Barely post here lately because its SHIT
don't believe you
think you're telling fibs in an attempt to hurt our lovely feelings

where’s canslad?

>>216360866
got some halloween stream vlogs to watch

>>216360941
He's right
The thread quality has declined substantially this year

>>216360896
jog on

>>216360941
Im sorry, I never meant to hurt you

>>216360926
The point is that they legally should have never been given licenses because they literally CANT READ THE FUCKING ROAD SIGNS. 7000 Jeet drivers already got sidelined by the transportation authority because they couldn't pass a basic English test

>>216360982
Alri Boy George's bf in the 80s

might walk around later in the hope I get pulled into a random halloween house party

it could happen, you never know

Sir Rorke of Rochdale

>>216360954
meant for >>216360905

>>216360997
‘

>>216360997
Are you a fit bird

>>216361018
That sounds boring and sad desu

LMAO

Im still watching that video posted in the last thread

British people are so fucking silly its unreal.
"Oi, Oim Tryoing to pruhsurv this country! You've just assaulted me!"

Then he gets called out by his parents for being a leech NEET

His mummsy on the phone crying to the police?

>>216361018
wrong pic but whatevs

>>216361028
No but I'm a tall man. I won't be in fancy dress, I will be dressed normally.

used vba in excel to speed up data entry and all the boomers at work think i'm a genius lol

>>216361038
ok DTFIC

>>216360993
Blame whoever hired them

>>216361038
Well you’ll be posting here all night as always so it isn’t exactly much better

>>216360993
Answer for all of life's problems has awlways been....money. The value of money more than road safety

>>216361074
Anti-semitic post

hate when people dress up for halloween as non-spooky things like celebrities or superheroes
halloween isn't just a generic fancy dress it has a specific theme

>>216361080
True

Mum just sent me this

>>216361074
It's a state issue. California and New York state recently have been giving jeets licenses with "Name not Given" so they aren't held liable. If it wasn't for those states they could not be hired anywhere.

>>216360589 (OP)
based welshman

>>216358445
>win premier league
>spend $500 million
>sacked next christmas

LMAO

>>216361128
source pls

>>216361144
isn't even welsh

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1761861368324916.webm

I don't post all night here it's only night time for you over there

>>216361154
https://www.incestflix.com/tag/Tara-Tainton

>>216361142
They have been designated as the new caretakers of America.

>>216361182
We know you post on /cum/ and other generals and use the nonce botnet to get different flags

Boris Karloff might be the iconic Monster but Christopher Lee's version was always much creepier I think.

>>216361144
he's an alcohlic nonce from the midlands

>>216361216
The Cohanim are plottin'

MY COLLARS BLUE BUT MY NECK IS RED

>>216361216
We have no problem with those that are here legally same with Mexicans. If I go to India or Mexico and work illegally the prison sentence is 2 and 5 years respectively.

>>216361216
>when you got a lateral raise PR attempt at 2PM and the American Hindu Jewish Congress First Annual Gala at 4PM

addison rae dresses up as ice spice for halloween

>>216361221
Never used the botnet but yes I post in /cum/
No other generals except occasionally for a laugh

>gf sends me a pic of her tits
>l feel nothing

Simped for a woman at work today

>>216361261
Me humming this on the tube on my way into my 55k pa job in a cushy office with Macs and free cafe

>>216361311
Give us the green text, lad

>>216360997
what costume you gonna be wearing

>>216361326
London is 60% Indian, your last pm before this one was a Paki etc

>>216361286
Nobody believes your lies

>>216361287
What if her tits were being grabbed by big black hands in the photo?

EUVtoil looms

>>216361369
You take this place too seriously and think about me too much

>>216361354
Just my usual clothes. Fortunately women are always telling me I look like a serial killer so I can pass it off as a costume.

>>216361361
What's your point

>his Wikipedia now says “Andrew Mountbatten Windsor”

it’s so over

https://x.com/TheHughAnthony/status/1984089274871075072

Genuinely roaring at this
It's 2025 Louis the NEET
Imagine getting mugged off by your dad like that and then choosing to post it online

>>216361410
And Zack Polanski?

>>216361410
The Mountbatten line is full of wrong-uns. Should’ve been cut off decades ago

Holiday video of the missus with someone she met for the first time

>>216361372
Corr thats so hot

>>216361393
not really just enjoy making freaks like you rage

>>216361424
Didn't watch it in the last thread either

>>216361424
why did he decide to do this, what's the motivation

>>216361409
1)You have more of a problem.
2) You are throwing stones from a glass house
3) Your father dresses in women's clothes

>>216361457
Yeah I'm boiling

>>216361450
cloggers where’ve you been mate?

the halloween fit x

Tibees is the aussie granger

>>216361499
Got a full time job and a gf
Can't be a gooner anymore

Manager at work said that I need to tone up and he’s making it a work objective to be able to do 5 pull ups

>>216361477
>what's the motivation
Well he's accepting donations now so probably something to do with that

>>216361522
Do you want her to cuckold you?

we need to go back to calling people with autism idiots and imbeciles

Wish I could stop the porn

>>216361527
The best time to buy a pullup bar was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Haven’t seen much grangling lately :-/

>>216361493
>No problem with legal immigration to his own country
>Legal immigration to other countries is a problem worthy of mockery
Literally what

>>216361569
everyone's on poo grangling now

>>216361527
come on what bloke can't do 5 pull ups

>>216361450
oh my days
meanwhile the timmies there are messaging long distance pang pang

Bumble account dry as a bone, as per

It’s Prince Andrew, David Paulden, Ellen Page, Kiev, Moslems, Twitter and the Spastic Society NOT Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Zack Polanski, Elliott Page, Kyiv, Muslims, X or Scope.

You will never catch me using these woke names

>>216361588
trained by tyrone vexley

any sparkies in?

my dishwasher is tripping the leccy when i plug it in. ive tried it in different sockets so its deffo the appliance

>>216361606
Thoughts on Turkiye?

>>216361588
Untrained, an average man might be able to do 1 (one) pullup, with garbage ROM. Might. I'm not joking either.

anyone remember the pooBC gimmick

>>216361572
Are you seriously suggesting that the UK doesn't have a problem with illegal Indian migration? Are you a liberal party MP?!

>>216361538
No, but I'd love it if she would indulge the fantasy fictionally, hypothetically
Just make up stories and so on
>>216361588
This pawg should do that on a jungle BBC as it were
>>216361590
hahaha

>>216361630
you just solved your problem mate

Chinese scammer bint getting thirsty

>>216361606
too bloody right

>>216361595
got 4 likes in waiting but they never both to show them so idk

>>216361632
Utter woke nonsense.

>>216361606
But you just used the woke names tho

>>216361630
checked the fuse in the plug?

Why've I gone and done that then?

This is so grim. His own father threatening him physically and calling him a parasite.

>>216361641
yeah doesn't make sense though

>>216361701
how can i tell its fucked? doesnt look burned or damaged

>>216360823
fucking bitch

>>216361709
Could have been solved with a can of diet Pepsi

sweeny weeny looks 40 in those pics

the sandwich (toasted):
-bacon
-beans
-cheese

>>216361735
Just swap it for a new one not like they're expensive.

just waiting for the sun to go down so I can find some scary film to watch with the proper ambiance

>>216361655
Can't follow your insane schizo logic sorry

>>216361709
White people are dumb. A Jewish family would never do this to their kid for wanting to keep Israel Jewish
Whites are low iq, impulsive animals

>>216361142
>Texas and other states don't employ illegals
You serious nigga?

Rourke's sis on holiday

>>216361656
Why don't you want her to cuck you if it turns you on so much?

>>216361787
What you gonna watch? I'm putting on Son of Frankenstein and The Abominable Dr Phibes then if I'm not too tired I might do Re-Animator.

>>216361709
>now he's homeless

Sometimes it's worth it to get confirmation your parent(s) are nutters and never really gave a shit about you. The homeless hostel adventure and a new life awaits him.

t. homeless lad

The completely organic posting of some literal who 'white nationalist' getting dunked on

>>216361729
sounds better than BpooC maybe

>>216361709
don't think it's unreasonable to ask your freeloading son to stop spouting hate from his smelly childhood bedroom. he's making their house a target for the radical left and he doesn't even pay rent

>>216361468
You should mate it's an absolute riot

ah great now homelessnonce has been set off

>>216361381
tuesday 5pm mhmm

>>216361504
CORRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM

>Mum, Dad, I want to keep Israel Jewish
>Jewish dad: Get out of my house!
Would never happen. Jews possess a quiet internal wisdom and sense of self-preservation that whites could only dream of

>>216361819
Only the romanticized fantasy turns me on
Not the reality
Plus, 99.9% of men are gross, not like BLACKED performers

>>216361826
sad that some parents don't care sorry lad. do you have somewhere permanent to stay now?

>>216361772
yeh i'll give that a go.

>>216361855
Google keyboard always autocorrects it that way..

>>216361875
How big is your white or arab dick

Are all Slavic women materialistic?

>>216361800
Are you sad that the Belgian didn't log on to cuck post with you like you said he would?

>>216361709
His dad seems like a normal bloke pushed to the edge of his patience
Not surprised he lost his cool when THAT is your son

It’s the Gulf of America, not Gulf of Mexico

It’s TGHughes not WHSmith

It’s Ben’s Kitchen not Uncle Ben’s

It’s people of colour, not non-whites

It’s the Windrush Line not the Overground

It’s the o2 Arena not the Milennium Dome

It’s Princess Catherine not Kate Middleton

It’s Zimbabwe not Rhodesia

Get with the fucking times Rorke

pagan larpers thinking Halloween about the undead when really it's just the midway point between the equinox and solstice

>>216361826
Something tells me if he's this far down the rabbit hole of incel/far right fantasies, he's not going to do well in the real world. he will not do well around others

>>216361709
yjk rorke was mouthing off his usual tripe at his normie relatives any chance he'd get, prob has a clode relative in a mixed race relationship

It's Londonderry simple as

>>216361913
Yes. Huge BBC and pajeet lovers too
Slav(e) race hardwired to sleeping with conquering armies

>>216361935
huh yeah almost like it's a syncretic festival combining elements from paganism and christianity as well as influence from modern pop culture

>>216361903
My white (pink) pp is 12cm haha
But the missus actually orgasms during sex so no problems here

>>216361798
You suggested the UK doesn't have a problem with illegal Jeet migration, you are unironically retarded

>>216361960
can't imagine being this mindbroken and weird

>>216361875
so you're basically admitting you're a faggot who likes black men

>>216361935
fucking equinox was last week wasn't it
ffs where is the year going

>>216361915
Nah, he works in intelligence so he'll log on later

>>216361977
are you girthy?

>>216361923
His son is a product of his genes and upbringing.

3000 euros per month is undeed a higher-than-average salary. Mind you not a good salary. Some of you fuckers claim to speak for the working class but you don't have a picture of the ground situation.

>>216361977
Is that a bone pressed measurement? How tall are you?

Be home before dusk tonight lads otherwise the witches will get you

>>216361979
Please point this out in the text

>>216361881
I'm in a flat for homeless people the council put me in and on a list for a permanent home. In practice it's just like renting a normal flat except the council are the landlord. It's alright.

>>216361947
I don't know his situation but if I had to take a punt I'd guess he's a bog standard NEET whose had his head filled with online drivel. He seems to lack the wherewithal to filter his own internal thoughts, which is unfortunate. If he is genuinely homeless now and going through the system he'll need to wise up because the majority of other people in the hostels are junkies and alcoholics, all psychopaths.

That said, if he keeps his head about him and gets a job he'll pull through it and probably have a fair share of personal growth to boot.

>>216362014
That's considered quite meager here for an experienced position

Gotten word that Mouse is working on a pumpkin spiced Pot Noodle

>>216361981
It's absolutely true
In the pre-Brexit years Polish immigrant girls were known for cohabitating with non-white men

>>216362023
my garlic cock pong will ward them off

That video has seriously got heathermong worked up LOL guessing it hits a bit too close to home

rorke making a statement this halloween

>>216361821
re animator, i think the sequel to that has some voice lines cut into maybe some skinless songs or certain death metal songs or something but i never watched the film itself also idk what i'll watch yet I'll figure it out later

when she discovered BLACKED

>>216361984
No. But no need to make shit up so you can cope with being a bitter incel LOL

>>216362003
Not really. Just enough for it to look proportional (so it doesn't look like a pencildick)

where can i find her

how do i become him

>>216362037
>I'd guess he's a bog standard NEET whose had his head filled with online drivel.
Yes but on top of that he's decided to make himself a public spokesperson and distributor of said drivel

>>216362059
Didn't watch a video
You're filling in gaps that aren't real. Usually it's dtfic doing that

>>216361968
It isn't. It's one of the four irish festivals to herald the beginning of a new season. The meeting of the two worlds (dead and living) symbolises the conjunction of the era of harvesting and the era of storing in one day.

Er, lads, someone tell the dhl mong is he's a mong

>>216362082
what a quirky millennial tumblrette!!!

anyone wanna watch the chase together later?

>>216362044
Most people do unspecialised/unskilled work

>>216362082
lol love quirky girls lol

Just pulled this off the bottom of my foot

>>216362082
>Incel wants a child in the body of a woman

>>216362094
>It isn't.
It literally is though, nobody is celebrating the old Irish festival are they not even in Ireland, modern Halloween is it's own thing.

>>216362088
First you got stood up by Ziedbelg and now this LOL not been a good night for you has it?

>>216362124
*scuttles over naked on all fours and gobbles it up*

>>216362109
Not really. When I suggested we watch television shows together, I did not mean gameshows like The Chase

incels gonna stop mass migration by posting from his bedroom

>>216362134
Shut your fat fucking face sveguli, it's what I said

>>216362084
Unfortunate in one sense but in another there's a chance some well-meaning richoid will provide digs for him in a stunt because the lad is "standing up against the wokes" or whatever.

For all we know he has other family he can live with anyway. It's pretty rare to have no one and default straight to homelessness.

Don't understand the suggestion that racists must never leave their bedroom
If I never left my bedroom I wouldn't care how many biomass were walking about, the problem is I have to go outside and see/interact with them

>>216362143
Imagine the smell

AHHHHHHHHH

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEE

I'M IN LOVE WITH LILY COLLINS

HOW CAN HER HUSBAND BE SO MID

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

NOOOO LOOK AT HIM NOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR AHGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT

>>216362121
le quirkina gf

>>216362124
get it eat

>>216362172
Your only hope of breeding is breeding a biomass, Timmy

>>216362168
Oh no please don't pipe bomb me Machuigilinam McNomincaleo

>>216362157
LMAOING

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOO NOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>216362178
cute hag

Don't want kids as I'm not a nonce you see

self professed right wingers cowers while accusing his dad of physical assault

>>216362204
WORKED

>>216362051
What about Czechs, Slovaks and East Slavs?

>>216362157
lad's campaigning door to door but it's his mum's bedroom door and his sister's door he's chapping

pooing and shitting out my chinese willy

>>216362277
where is that? beautiful place

still calling it kiev.
still calling it burma.
still calling it peking.
still calling it man of the match.
still calling it swaziland.
still calling it dust cart.
still calling it opal fruits.
still calling it mankind.
still calling it rhodesia.
still calling it policeman.
still calling it miss.
still calling it hindustan.
still calling it rape victim.
still calling it cripple.
still calling it british sea power.
still calling it half-caste.
still calling it ceylon.
still calling it police force.
still calling it facebook.
still calling it here comes the indian.
still calling it british honduras.
still calling it uncle ben's.
still calling it ministry of war.
still calling it alexander johnson.
still calling it leningrad.
still calling it war of northern aggression.
still calling it cambridge cream.
still calling it east indies.
still calling it blacklisted.
still calling it master.
still calling it slave.
still calling it gypsy.
still calling it saigon.
still calling it marathon.
still calling it retard.
still calling it bombay.
still calling it londonderry.
still calling it shrove tuesday.
still calling it calcutta.
still calling it siam.
still calling it millenium dome.
still calling him prince andrew.

>>216362329
>still calling it rhodesia.
ktim

Uh oh stinky

>>216360589 (OP)
A don doesn't wear jerseys

>>216362329
>still calling it british sea power
Lads really made themself look silly with that one didn't they

>>216362317
It's either Alaska or somewhere en route from Alaska southward. It's from a video series from an English lad and his Mexican gf where they cycle from the top of the US to the bottom of South America. Very comfy videos, enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWpIfM4BJU&list=PLpShiRze6hi_426_gXtK7oXdjqWs9_a1u

>>216362170
>For all we know he has other family he can live with anyway
He seems like a whiny little virge doubt anyone want to live with him

>>216362072
So then what is it that gets you turned on by cuckold pornography and fantasies?

>>216360823
Emo Rubes would look well tasty in all the proper gear with her cute bum and taut waist

he's got nobody to say any of those things out loud to, does he

>>216362421
Corr getting on the AI image generation pronto

>>216360847
Just had a Cup-a-Soup and some liver pate on Ryvita

>>216362415
why did you stop replying on your UK botnet flag?

The racists never leave their bedrooms that's why we must do whatever it takes to stop them from taking over the country

A VERY uncomfortable amount of 'sexy policewoman' and 'sexy nurse' outfits being worn in town today, in broad daylight, by girls not old enough to wear them. Where the fuck are their parents? Country's a mess.

>>216362483
prefer not to say

>>216362483
I never did reply on a botnet flag

>>216362505
Which town exactly, want to make sure I avoid that

doing some production of music on my little gay mac computer

>>216362543
um

>>216362415
Women submitting to pure lust and being extra dirty

>>216362188
good album to be fare

>>216361424
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Mental how far removed from the reality of daily life I am, I think the average normie would need to go on antipsychotics if somehow my inner world was transferred to their body. I really should be euthanised

Right then, wanking to the straight women with the vaginas it is

>>216362585
Why does the man have to be black though?
Why do you fetishize that part so specifically?

cansnonce reported me for insulting him LOL

>>216362329
>police force

Why, what has it changed to?

Limp Bizkit's in the house y'all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62hCcipEETY

Hugh Anthony is a cringey little gremlin and him going all "I want to preserve this nation" in an argument with his parents is laughable
That said though it's still quite grim that his mum was so eager to report him to the state for his opinions, genuine gestapo tactics that

>>216362623
Because it feels exotic or something
I also would love sexing chocolate women

>>216362109
yeah alright got me itvx set up

screaming

>>216362679
ITVX has a 24/7 Chase channel mate
https://www.itv.com/watch?channel=fast3

Sir Ummm Shitposter

Been on hold to HMRC - declaring capital gains you see

>>216362666
Alright as long as you're happy I guess
What's your GF look like?

ella purnell and sysdeny sweeny combi-sex arse

>>216362543
who?

>>216362711
well that's cool but i'm not just going to watch infinite chase episodes am i

>>216362767
Yep. You are

>>216362755
sydney kinda chopped ngl

His Royal Highness The Prince of Tenerife Jay Dean Slater

don't enjoy the whole halloween theme, too dark desu

>>216362792
he was criminal scrum

>>216362389
ugh i want to live in alaska or the yukon so bad

>>216362792
Too soon

>>216362766
Got a mild chuckle from this image
Not happy about it

>>216362807
Yh and what - pussyoh, cam on then!!! give it sum!!!

>>216362792
how many of you lads rocking this awful haircut here

>>216360925
...

>>216362807
If he was black we'd be naming streets after him

Quentin stop Bradley posting and get a job

>>216362772
oh.. what about my star treks

>>216362825
It's over for you now
Next thing you'll be taking a pony stuffy with you to the pub

2 hours to go, I can feel it lads

>>216362847
Haha yes my hairline is very low like that

love spending money me

Forty minutes on hold to HMRC. At this point I shouldn't have to pay tax, got fucking shit to do you cunts!!!

Only 1 in 10 people pay for their prescriptions.

>>216362925
Need it defunding

>>216362918
you phoned HMRC on Friday afternoon? LMAO GOOD LUCK

>>216362082
post the followup to this where she cucks him

>>216362918
Friday afternoon. They're all gone down the pub

>>216362898
What's the most you have spent at one time?

>>216362973
More like Friday fucking prayers

>>216362918
Aye and if you owed them money you'd be hearing from them right away!

>>216360602
>>216360602
>>216360602

LOOK AT HER FUCKING SMUG SMILE AND FUCKING WEEP YOU CRETIN CUNTS
Unless you like the cans or chips, then you can smile too, lads.

Let's have another Canslad edition he seemed really upset we didn't use his last time

>>216362992
No that's the Home Office

Early news wahey

>>216363032
shit paddy edish

>>216363046
proper english edish

>>216363038
spaino, I posted once when I was out getting a fucking liter of milk. Now neck yourself

>>216363080
OOF meltdown x

>>216362709
could have held his own a little better
if he were a manlier man his son wouldn't have been such a fuckup

>>216362269
They were the same way as Poles.