Thread 216360602

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

Fucking Hell, lads

Gentle reminder for lads just logging on, if you would like to upgrade to glowing greentext for Halloween: >>216354726

Alright fine

>>216360602 (OP)
wouldn't like to drink that can, probably stinks of her fishy pussy

>>216363056
Wow it even works on mobile
Can you make it look like dripping blood?

>>216363056
does not work on 4chan X

>>216363056
did this and mustard gas came out of my cpu. must've typed it wrong

>>216363080
Mental how badly he mindraped you lmfao

you can tell emma watson been doing lots of squats

>>216363129
But enough about you being a tranny
And neck yourself, spaino

just summoned cthulhu

CANS LAD LOVES HIS FUCKING CANS

>>216363144
Why are you so upset when you've got your fancy Mac and expensive headphones and lovely cans?
Is something missing?

>>216363184
Why aren't you dead from suicde, spaino? You've literally spent more money on vpns and passes than I've had wanks about you dying

I said

>>216362709 #
could have held his own a little better
if he were a manlier man his son wouldn't have been such a fuckup

Great my brother is going to some Halloween party where I assume everyone will be having sex.

I as the friendless incel have already been told I’m dropping him off and picking him up because everyone knows I wouldn’t have any plans anyway.

>I've had wanks about you dying
What an odd thing to say

deal or no deal really is the most braindead show ever created

Anne Frank sex arse lost in the attic ffs

>>216363261
Why haven't you suicided yourself for the keks

And the totally organic posting about someone nobody's ever heard of enters its third thread

>>216363282
Why would I?
What's got you so bothered?
Everything alright at home?

>>216363249
Just go in, have the cans, shove some one up a drunk bird's arse and say 'it's an Irish trick, a lad on the internet taught me it'
They'll love it, lad

>>216363311
For the keks, spaino

>>216363305
Anne Frank?

>>216363274
It's a fix. There's midgets inside the big long table the boxes sit on and they run along it during the show and swap out the amounts in the boxes via a false bottom.

Naturally there is also a separate midget under the plinth at which the player sits during the game, to swap out the amount in their box as required as the game progresses. The midgets have oxygen tanks and a series of pipes to pee and poo in during filming.

Why does he keep calling me "Spaino"?
Is this guy having an episode or something?

Rorke's Dad has had enough

>>216363339
lol I wouldn’t be allowed just have to wait outside in the car like the freak that I am

thinking about unposter's soft smooth arse just waiting to be shagged

>>216363371
spaino, not Spaino. Understand the difference then kill yourself, please.

>>216363396
go dressed as an incel freak and they will let you in

Afghan asylum seeker Rapualla Ahmadze jailed for brutal rape of vulnerable teenage girl in Elgin, Scotland

>>216363445
I’m dressed like that everyday

>>216363462
Business idea: how about we stop letting them in

>>216363462
part and parcel of living in modern day elgin. don't look back in anger, we're aw fae somewhere x

>>216363466
Go dressed as a sexy incel freak then

What do you think about my latest scran invention? Low key peng

>>216363499
at least the ones called rapualla i think

Going to head out and just walk around aimlessly for a few hours.

Friday night, Halloween. Good to get out the house innit (walking the streets doing nothing, alone).

>>216363528
KYS!!!!!!

>>216363526
Not possible for me unfortunately

Someone just told me my costume is really convincing but I'm not wearing a costume

>>216363528
you foul little creature

mad how true this is

>>216363557
Why not?

>>216363581
I’m not sexy

>houses on my estate with halloween tat
>see it in the windows of shops
>the BBC is reporting on it
It's over, we are the 51st state

>>216363606
Corr I wish

mmmh BBC

>>216363528
Mouseyesque image
Not completely sure its not him

>>216363578
what makes these uniquely British?

DEVIL FINGERRRR

>>216363462
Nomative determinism

Sir British Values

leftypol pondering what's scarier: the fake spiderwebs and skeletons or the Union Jacks on the lamp posts

four poofs and a piano

Any coventry-wrexham man in

>>216363528
UM

>>216363751
mad when someone can remind you of something you haven't thought about or remembered in well over 15+ years

impressed you've managed to keep them in your memory this long

>>216363672
less than 30% of the world's population live in either liberal or electoral democracies

it's a four part attack

benders need special shampoo and soap to remove worms from their genitals and anus

>>216363803
how long has Britain been tolerant?
how long have we had universal suffrage?

these values are just a political tool to maintain the status quo and keep power in the hands of those who already have it

I might have a snooze. I’m allowed to, I’m an old man now!!

NGL, lads
Looking forward to the cans

>>216363843
Might shove my cock up your arse while you sleep. Want me to do that?

>>216363853
When's the last time you had a drink with some friends instead of alone?

>>216363896
Er, this morning when I woke up, spaino
I drank with /brit/

Me when sexy time with gfberg

>>216363924
what the hell this should be banned

>>216363920
Known marxist-pedophile Padraig - beware association with this person

>>216363920
No I obviously meant real friends

i absolutely love it when two tards have a massive fight over their honour in /brit/. cansnonce and dtfic on the card today it seems

>>216363924
>AI slop

>>216363969
like watching 2 drunk fat cunts going at it

halloween should be illegal almost crashed my car seeing a skeleton today

Scran it
https://youtu.be/5S8OXv8rMNE

sucking a tea

>>216363969
Never happened

Do people have sex at the party, or go home with someone to have sex? Asking for a friend

scranning a poo

am i doing this right? xx

>>216363969
Lad, I've got 3.5 hours to wank off till I get the cans
Now, why wouldn't I wank to the idea of spaino killing himself?

>>216363995
vile disgusting and absolutely reprehensible

>>216363992
I’ve been winding the two of them up to make it more interesting and now i get to enjoy the results
>>216364001
Ah no?

>>216364008
Both

>>216364047
Yeah never happened not even a little

>>216364022
why do you think everyone who doesn’t like you is spaki?

right then, two brits is it?

turned the special theme off. said "oh grow up" out loud

In bed. Snoozing.

Never even said I don't like him, was just asking a simple question
He seems really sad and angry today, wondering if his mom is okay or maybe something is wrong at work?
Poor guy

>>216364063
UM x

>>216364079
I think spaki is spaki
I called anyone I think is a retard spaino instead of Spaino
It helps to narrow it down that I consider all mentally ill freaks the same, you see

>>216364110
You still melting down?

>>216364008
When I was 16 I was at a Halloween party, pulled a bird and then she took me into the toilet. Didn't know what I was meant to do to progress things so we just kissed a bit more in there and then she sussed I was a weirdo who didn't know how to escalate and we both left the bathroom. She was dressed as a black cat and unimaginably fit and pretty. Later in the evening she sucked off a lad wearing a banana costume.

Anyway all my mates at the party assumed I must have got my hole off her in that bathroom because I was seen entering and leaving it with her so it was a good experience overall. Also a lass in my year who I had fancied but who pied me off was also at the party so it was a nice middle finger to her (even though nothing actually happened).

That was 15 years ago and I've still never had sex.

what will rorke be dressing up as for halloween?

>>216364123
Let him free

>>216364110
I think the Mac thing is what really set him off, he was really invested in that fantasy

>>216364142
Saaar

Had bad experiences with performance anxiety in the past me so would be a shit shag at a party, I'd probably get nervous and lose my willard.

>>216364129
What constitutes "melting down" in your mind exactly?

>>216364128
>you see
No desu I don’t

>>216364110
who are you on about?

dtfic ramping up the passive aggressivity. let’s see how this play works out chuck

>>216364133
sort of did this in reverse
on of my first kisses was at a party except she'd sucked a lad off about 10 minutes before we hooked up i later found out

>>216364160
Fuck
I told myself I wasn't going to have another ESL moment here
Forgive me

go on bernlad

I'm seein' double here!
Four /brit/s!

>>216364179
Complaining about the thread for hours on end
I was here a couple hours ago and you were crying about canslad

>>216364208
Not ideal but it is what it is. Still counts.

>>216364179
obsessive angry unhinged posting about heatherposter and canslad

Bbc really doubling down on this. Is it because they dont want to talk about yet another migrant going mental?

>>216364190
This Irish fellow saying he's jerking off while thinking about me killing myself
>>216364227
Care to point out where I'm crying?

In bed. Sharting.

Reckon I'll take walk here tomorrow - put on the Rorkecore playlist and contemplate my hatred for Black & Minority Ethnic groups

why are you lads drinking tonight?

>Hmm, what do you mean by that?
>How does that make you feel?
>Define "annoying spastic retard" please?

>>216364238
Care to point out these posts?

Are you a member of bohemian grove?

Hi ñï99êr$

>>216364246
Fuck no x

>>216364246
No, spaino. I WANT to. But you're still alive, you see.

>>216364252
share the playlist

Also I'm disappointed that everyone went here leaving me no choice but to come here as well

>>216364244
>Small boat asylum seeker who grabbed woman in nightclub and marched her out to rape her in
alleyway faces years in jail
>Asylum seeker followed young woman and sexually assaulted her under a Cardiff bridge

Once went on a night out after leaving sixth form and I lass I'd fancied for years at school was there and she grinded her arse against me on the dancefloor
It was like something from a film except I did not end up shagging her

>>216364260
malbec

>>216364269
Who are you quoting?
>>216364285
Okay then got any plans for this evening?
>>216364287
Such a weird thing to say

>>216364287
would make a change from the ai cp you usually wank over I suppose lad but still rather odd

>>216364304
now what, why, you illiterate cretin

love the spooky skelingtons me haha

cutting your cock and balls off does not make you a woman

britain is controlled by jews

>>216364333
my brain glazed over why because it’s a retarded question

>>216364341
rorke refreshing the page so he can see all the skelly variants

>>216364341
There's one inside you right now

>>216364348
didn't ask

>>216364313
If you could work on the 'still alive' thing, spaino, thanks

>>216364332
My preference for wanking is on Rubi Granger's gaping mouth imaging her opening it as I take a big shite into it

>>216364362
what fuck off

>>216363986
who is that sexy fat slag

spaino melty

>>216364348
>>216364357
>rorke, completely unprompted

>>216364360
they just keep changing anyway no need to refresh, i've even got a dinosaur running about on my screen right now

Might shit myself and say it's my halloween costume

>>216364376
I'm serious
It's male too

>>216364400
not funny its halloween people are scared as it is

rorke = based
leftypol = cringe

>>216364412
:)

what's mark "the beast" labbett done to his teeth then

>>216363986
corr imagine getting banzai dropped from her
slow count on the pinfall pls ref

right well sunberg is going down at the moment, the scary moobie will be put on soon enough, wonder what it should be though. some folks are saying hereditary is pretty good and i've never seen that, anything you lads may suggest?
>>216364362
don't tell stupid porkies like that skeletons aren't real

got no booze in
do i pay a little ethnic on a bike to bring me some bokkles or just go myself in the cold and rain?

Sir Prince Andrew

>Andrew had 40 prostitutes brought to his five-star hotel in JUST four days during taxpayer-funded trip to Thailand
mental how british boomers have no problem to pay taxes to the nonce family

>>216364469
the latter because they should not have an income of any sort

toil on the fucking morrow so no halloween festivities for me

>>216364288
Can't it's attached to my full legal name, but stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcK_z5GA5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFyAUyQ89s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLV5GVWnVqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcEP0EjqIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvcy68yPZtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wqg-9bJV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJch2VHcHYQ

Sir Trevor Macdonald

>>216364432
knew you were joking you almost had me haha nice one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKM

The English version of the Italian national anthem, if you will

>>216364469
Just fucking go outside and get it, lad

>>216364457
Hereditary is worth a watch

>>216364497
don’t reckon andrew is a proper nonce just a seedy pervert. now lord mountbatten, THAT was a nonce

I wouldn't mind doing a bit of espionage for China tbqhwy

>>216364497
Wouldn't start questioning where British taxes are going if I were you

>>216363106
corr does as well

>>216364457
>>216364530
what's it available on?

Literal glowops

>>216364526
Happy Halloween!! :D

>>216364565
fmhy.net

my piss proper stinks. Wtf is going on, almost smells like rotten milk

>>216364530
no it isn't
>>216364565
watch weapons instead

>>216364523
i suggest this you may like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ycC7glPtg
>>216364565
must be some site where I can find it

PINKIE JOCKEY!

>>216364497
don't think anyone ever cared for andrew

>>216364565
Torrents I guess
>>216364584
I remember it being pretty scary
Also it's highly acclaimed so worth watching just for that reason

incelwalking into the night to get cans from the paki shop

an awful lot of youtube links being posted on an image board

>>216364541
>Virginia Giuffre – one of the most prominent accusers of Epstein – filed a lawsuit alleging rape and sexual abuse against then-Prince Andrew. She claimed she had been forced to have sex with him on multiple occasions when she was 17

>>216364620
going for a walk myself

don't really need much but the midway point is the supermarket so I guess I'll get some lemon bleach for my toilet as I need that

Um she was only a year above the age of consent you fucking sicko

>>216364620
why don't you buy from a white owned shop

>>216364678
ahaha good one x

*knock knock*
trick or treat

always forget africa joins onto Asia doesnt seem right somehow

>>216364634
>17
not really nonce tier is it. unless your yankified. mountbatten was raping 8 year old boys

>>216364133
>Didn't know what I was meant to do to progress things

Shove her down on the floor, press your crotch against her face, pull your dick out and ram it into her mouth before shes had a chance to see how tiny you are. Pump away until you explode in her mouth and walk out while shes still spluttering into the sink.

I'm hopelessly addicted to indian male white female porn

Remembering when I was 19 dating a 16 year old and we were going to a concert in Bournemouth and were going to stay out overnight and get the earliest train back home, and her father paid for a hotel room for us and I fucked her senseless in it. Fucked up world man

Still can't get an erection lads :(
Either it's the porn withdrawal or post-escort humiliation.

>>216364692
*hears husband and wife arguing*

>>216364721
Time to transition, you're hardly a man as it is

Lot of true stories being shared tonight as is traditional on Halloween

trying to buy my 1st wool jacket
would you go with black or grey
i've read that black ones show lint a lot easier so maybe going grey is better
that guys comment earlier about it being knee length minimum is really sticking with me for some reason i think he may be right but don't know why

>>216364714
this is why sex before marriage should be illegal

>>216364692
*poos through the letterbox*
How about both lol

Getting steaming tomorrow so I shouldn't really get steaming tonight but I might still get steaming

just learned that its halloween today

>>216364776
Lad, get the cans both nights

>>216364790
Get the cans in

>>216364693
theres a canal in the way

>>216364790
monday tomorrow too, toil looms, set your alarm clock now so you don't forget! x

just done a nap

Lol, was guaranteed to happen

where do I find good continental porn.
I want to do a walking tour of out European neighbours

>>216364802
Marxist pedophile alert!

canal sex

>>216364768
Shorter than knee length looks gay as fuck but longer is incel fedora tier cringe
Black would be more versatile than grey

I think I fucked up not getting that tesco pizza I really can't be fucked to cook anything I am going to order takeaway to be delivered to my door

>>216364813
it isnt, plus im a neet so it wouldnt matter anyway

>>216364819
Sir Murderer Releaser

>>216363537
I did that yesterday and saw uni students dressed up in Halloween costumes everywhere it was depressing so I went home

hug a hoodie

Come on guys you shouldn’t be knocking on my fucking door i have ZERO lights on

>>216364883
The big society

>>216364886
get the spike traps laid

going trick or treating disguised as an armitage shanks

just got up and closed the window

Didn't get any candy to hand out tonight :/

Wondered why Ziedbelg and Heathertranny weren't here then I remembered it's that day of the year where schoolchildren come knocking on your door of their own volition so of course they'd be busy

>>216364008
people shag anywhere once enough alcohol and drugs are in their system

here i stand
cock in hand

>>216364938
Scronem

>>216364541
Ah yes the one unverified source says so!

>>216364886
When I was a kid if you did that your house got egged

>>216364930
because of the court order yeah?

>>216364244
In his counting-house everyone know that.

holy shit

Sir Peter Peter Foreskin Eater

leftypol leaving out condoms and lube for trick or treaters alongside sweets

>>216364983
why do you defend nonces who hate you

>>216364602
They didn't he's not had anyone defend him. He was just a horrible person to everyone nobody liked him at all.

>>216364993
Which one?

>>216365003
Sarah Jessica Parker loving her new GHDs

>>216365003
unfit for rape

I honestly think if you don't experience love/sex from 16-21 it basically breaks you as a person.

I also worry my brain/dick are completely fried from years of loneliness and masturbating and I'll never be able to have sex unless I take viagra.
If I keep abstaining will I eventually heal? I'm very glum atm lads.

>>216365053
the one where they said you can't be within 50 metres of a child

Sir Randy Andy

Is this guy the most pathetic online grifter of all time?
>don't even bother making your own brand just copy an American
>are clearly stupider and less charismatic
>trad Christian persona falls apart with the leaking of your gay DMs
>get kicked out your parents house and decide to film and upload the whole thing
>just makes you look like a retard
>turn to online begging
Only time I ever see this guy he's taken some massive L

Ah Leftypol suddenly cares about young girls being raped does he, interesting that

>>216365071
Don't recall that order desu

First knock at the door. Fuck off little shits

>>216365070
I didn't have sex until I was 28 when I rapidly became a normie.

the arse that shit blood

Totally organic

Children are the future

irish lasses are superior

>>216365107
How? Did you pay for sex?

>>216365070
just have sex it'll sort you out
or you'll have fucked up fetishes
either way just try it

tonight makes the 11th anniversary since a woman last touched my willard that i didn't pay for

>>216365104
Need to get one of those 'warning, registered child rapist lives here' like Spaino has

>>216365125
i wanna make out with her pussy

>>216365125
Birrie Irish

>>216365143
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>216365143
mamma mia what a pack of munters, is there a single fit british politician

>>216365081
Tommy Robinson literally called him a midget and a faggot

>>216365143
sex

>>216365125
would love to suck on her massive tits while she fingers my arse and gives me an oily wankjob

>>216365166
are you capable of thinking of anything other than women and sex

>>216365128
Met a girl online, fell in love, went to visit her in her country, we were together for a few years. We lost our 'ginities to each other

>>216365188
not with my attitude

>>216365187
Why?

Turn the lights off
Carry me home

>>216365166
No one fitter than priti

literally me horse

Anyone here successfully cure white tongue? Brush twice a day, water floss, tongue scrape, mouthwash, hydrate - nothing fucking works, it's so fucking gross

well here's not something about women and sex then: sir peter mandelson

>>216365194
think she's been blacked since?

>Premier League getting rid of all Boxing Day fixtures

woke has finally gone too far ffs

>>216365227
Anon anon anon anon

picked up a cheeky post toil kebab on my way home

>>216365249
She was pretty racist (in a cute way) and there are hardly any blacks in her country, but maybe!

>>216365296
CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR

>>216365296
reginald dwight

>>216365081
you already posted that one, can you send the video again though i may actually watch it now, couldn't bring myself to do so earlier

>>216365296
Horrible

>>216365314
what type of conversations where you even having to know she was racist, you asked her if she ever got bbc'd or sum?

>>216365296
the type of barbaric abomination our forefathers warned us of

The holocaust is a load of made up bollocks

>Mention a woman
>They immediately think of black men
What causes this

>>216365166
Have a look for yourself
https://members.parliament.uk/members/commons

>>216365358
Still not clear what made him like this

>>216365296
is that mint sauce garlic mayo and sweet chilli? what on earth you've lost your mind

So this is it... Friday night... Halloween
staying in and posting on /brit/

>>216365336
Can't remember exactly it was years ago but no, as I said I'm a normie and we don't talk about bbc and cuck fetishes with women haha

>>216365296
i can't judge i've seen and eaten worse

>>216365258
fucking grim everything we hold dear to us snatched away to make some kike more money

still howling at that rorke crashing out earlier

>>216365352
woah! is that who i think it is 2nd from the left? i thought employed woman worked as some tescos, not this!

nothing better than to drink WATER

>>216365296
genuinely made me lose my appetite

>>216365393
I'm a bit old for trick or treating desu mate

>>216365405
what was her name LOL :P

go narinder!!

>>216365142
I did try having sex, I'm the guy who saw an escort and couldn't get hard.
I literally haven't had an erection since then.

>>216365413
I was howlintg at it then I was absolutely hooting seeing heathermong crashing out over watching it haha

Got any ghost stories?

>>216365435
Too old for Halloween parties? The pub?

>>216365447
>>216365447
>>216365447

Halloween? Yeah, I'll be turning off all the lights and retreating to my smelly incel command centre

>>216365393
I'm only here because I'm ill and normally I would out and about on the town

>>216365425
>brazil
>water

>>216365296
literal slop

>>216365296
imagine the calories

>>216365360
no then
there's a few that are almost there but not quite up to my exacting standards

>>216365324
He's deleted it lol

He's trying so hard not to cuck post
Gotta admire the effort

>>216365194
Which country? I don't believe this is possible

nobody else works boxing day so why should the men that kick the ball? not to mention the production teams and all those that have to cover the kicking of the ball by the men
good decision i say

>>216365446
keep trying

>>216365453
Yes but I don't like talking about it.