Thread 216365447

MUM HE POSTED ABOUT THE CANS AGAIN edish

>>216365447 (OP)
Evening mate how's the 30 grand Mac Pro?

has canslad ever shove one up his arse?

>>216365447 (OP)
When's the last time you saw your friends?

at the supermarket there's two bames scheduling the crossing out the front of the store
they're not usually there outside of the few days prior to christmas usually
why are we import people to do non-jobs
urban scarecrowing and the like

>>216365499
Bit like your mum's fanny, overpriced, doesn't get the use it used to and smells like dead rats

nobody else works boxing day so why should the men that kick the ball? not to mention the production teams and all those that have to cover the kicking of the ball by the men
good decision is what i say

órfhlaith begley mp
(sinn fein, west tyrone)

incels really believe all their problems come down to their inability to put their willard in a wet hole

>>216365526
wonder has she ever sampled some of dublins finest nigeran bbc

>>216365520
Rattled ahahaha

Bro thought he cooked with that one

>>216365484
Lithuania

lauren alexis

It was an honest answer, lads

Sorry if you got offended

>>216365545
no mate she only shags english men

theres a dancing skeleton playing a guitar on my computer
is this a virus how do i get it off

>>216365520
Ts is NOT tuff!!

Five Night at Feddy

>>216365572
r lozza

>>216365592
this nigga got spooked

>>216365520
Why are you insulting my mum's fanny? I only asked how the computer you kept saying you were going to buy is, I'm confused why that caused offence?

it cans filly

>>216365592
Do NOT try and remove him
I'm not kidding

my dog is legit so retarded his eyes sometimes go different ways
Love him tho

>>216365615
uuufff

Never enjoyed parties, even those thrown in my name - admittedly a tiny minority. Came to terms with the fact I am a sullen, boring bastard years ago.

>>216365626
Wasn't an insult, lad
Just a factual statement
Like how I'm going to be on the BIG cans or how we're all racist against the bokkles

>>216365622
the online safety act has NOT helped me
keir starmer MUST act

Get the incels wanked

Wanked to this bint three times last night

>>216365642
Why do you pretend to drink alcohol?

Online safety act has passed me by unnoticed - use xfree you see, if you refresh your cookies after selecting a video, and paste the URL into a fresh session it doesn't ask for your age.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So1qiyLaypk

The tune, if you will

>>216365642
That's a bit weird then, why would your new computer smell of dead rats already? Is your house dirty?

wank this, wank that, what on earth is going on

>>216365615
corrr would LOVE to stick my face right in her arse crack

Don't have a single clean t-shirt that fits

>>216365690
Ah no, Iad.
I just like shoving them up my arse, you see.

>>216365696
Alright Tucker

>>216365690
Don't mind him - he's a Marxist, and goes on sex tourism trips to Southeast Asia. He was in here crying about how hard lifes been since he got back to Ireland - also hates his poor mother, probably for birthing him

fucking brother has dressed up as ali g little dickhead has never even watched it just seen it on tiktok

>>216365680
dont know what everyone is going on about, all my porno sites or wanking discords have been completely fine

>>216365680
i already used brave browser private window
now i just use private window with tor

>>216365706
Why do you do that?

Labour MP for Halifax Kate Dearden

>>216365719
*mogs you*

>>216365718
Don't forget the Latvian is actually my 24/7 carer and I make her ride me apparently since I'm in a wheelchair
And I like to dress up as Judge John Dredd, of course

>>216365734
Bit kooky like your mum

>>216365718
didnt ask you heatherpaedo

Oh that's a fourth thread now is it

>>216365741
!!
a woman!

>>216365719
Big Keith is smiling down on him

the first time i had sex i didnt know how to find her shag hole so i spent ages rubbing my cock on her pussy and now even 10 years later i enjoy that act almost as much as shagging

>>216365778
in america
fanny doesnt mean your fanny
it means your arse

What language should I learn

>>216365657
thought everyone was wanking to those sydney pics

Minister for Titmogging Alex Davies-Jones (Lab, Pontypridd)

>>216365810
English

>>216365810
give C# a go

i didn't want to link this but i feel i must
>>>/g/107064987

>>216365821
well they're alright i guess...
if you can't find any bigger
but if you can, why settle?

>>216365799
not your minge

>>216365772
He's going to be talking about it for months

Right if we're pretending politicians are fit again I might just go and look at some porn

borat was masterful yank/jew propaganda when you think about it

>>216365833
good picture
I like it
White Land and Blue Water
Great stuff

>>216365842
felt a twinge watching that

>>216365842
Afraid to follow this link desu

>>216365889
wuss

Sorcha 'Scorcha' Eastwood, Alliance Party, Lagan Valley

>>216365929
butters af

>>216365863
Gay if you wouldn’t

>>216365942
Shut the fuck up dtfib lmao

I'm Incelman and my superpower is the ability to live for decades without shagging

we should enslave women

Fat bitches are not fun to fuck

need a smelly gf

>>216365982
John Cena disagrees

>>216365982
Thicc isn’t fat

lol fuck off theres a captain james hook in the army in the news

i hate looking for jobs. honestly makes me feel suicidal

Minister for Enslavement Natalie Fleet (Lab, Bolsover)

Might go for a walk

>>216365949
incredibly fit

wish i was a centimillionaire

>>216366032
Now there's a woman that's certainly punched a man in the face at least a few times in her life

>>216366017
I simply don’t do it.
26 years old never had a job.

>>216365929
her picture on the leaflet is clearly about 10 years old

>>216366000
Thought he was gay
>>216366004
Agreed but Priti Patel is just fat

>>216366032
>Minister for Enslavement
Er what

rorke in stamford hill

>>216366032
what whoM are we enslaving

mousey doesnt need a costume to go out trick or treating because he's already an evil ghoul

>>216366061
You have low t and a small penis

>>216366032
the temu tulsi gabbard

Day 13 without watching porn.
Day 7 without masturbating.
Day 3 after seeing an escort.

I don't feel physically ill any more but I don't feel like I can get an erection. I tried visualising a sexual situation and my penis just won't get hard.

>>216366061
No he bragged on Howard Stern about shagging 300 lbs women and having a grand old time

can hear eggs being thrown on my street

go away costumed midgets

Fat lasses are actually the best shags thougheverbeit

>>216366071
my bollocks

>>216366080
Wrong on both accounts
>>216366113
He is an interesting fellow isn't he

>>216366124
the chubs a woman is meant to naturally have or actual obese women

>>216366064
Lol this is in Budapest - that is *literally* going to be me when I move there.

>>216366032
butters

>>216366083
fit

>>216366142
Right on both accounts

wtf lads i got banned on Hinge in about 7 hours. I only sent two messages and they were both nice.
At this point im a societycel cos they dont want me shagging

So long gay Bowser

Rorke getting poo thrown at him by the niggers from their enclosure

>>216366207
Bet they were realy incelly messages

if you made a potentially racist comment in toil how long have hr got to hook you for it? been over a week now so think i might be in the clear

>>216366225
the first one was about Letterboxd (which she asked me to ask about) and the second noe was about going to the gym

>>216366240
Don't have an HR
Toilberg is racist but not racist enough

>>216366240
Depends, lad
Is HR good at their jobs or a bunch of trannies

>>216366207
they've ben banning a lot lately nobody knows why

>>216366240
Can't imagine having to worry about this. My colleagues joke that I am a major racist all the time, but they aren't really joking.

is it good to be known at work as the racist one even as a joke

>>216366058
I hate my job but joblessness is probably even worse unless you have family money.

You lot feeding the neighbourhood runts then?

>>216366207
Hinge for some reason is only showing me 3 standouts
I'm not worthy of the usual 10 or whatever it is

>>216366286
*salutes*
major racist, sir

>>216366313
Please get me a job

known as they gay one in work even though i'm not bent (just a perma virgin)

>>216366207
they were probably such cringey incel messages they decided to ban you because its better for everyone if you just remain alone and isolated from society

dj major racist indahouse

So is he Vsauce or are we Vsauce

right thats me and mousey off to the cathouse

lieutenant bigot

woah racism, how cool is that

>wtf lads i got banned on Hinge in about 7 hours. I only sent two messages and they were both nice.
>At this point im a societycel cos they dont want me shagging

>>216366032
she got preggars at age 15

I'm gay and racist

>>216366383
sc

cant believe Bruce Forsyth wasnt a nonce

>>216366353
that's what im saying lad. Society has chosen that i must remain alone

Oh my days he's still trying to force it

wanking to stardew valley again

wish i could hold a penguin like the guy on tv
never touched one me

>>216366341
I work for asda and cant find myself a better job, let alone find one for someone else. The job market is fucked. It's all wipe disabled peoples arses for 12 hours a week on minimum wage 2 years of experience required.

Got 38 years experience wiping disabled people's asses

>>216366286
what job do you have also what's your mothers maiden name?

I have mixed feelings about the escort I saw.

She was very pretty, the type of woman I like physically ( white but with dark features like a Moldovan or Romanian which she wasn't), gorgeous deep eyes, really warm lips, beautiful curves, she said I have beautiful eyes.
But despite her friendly personality, there were some things she said that put me off a bit.
Is this why I'm in such turmoil? That she wasn't what I thought she would be?
I'm deeply torn.

>>216366456
leave it on adultwork reviews next time mate

>>216366456
*boots you out the window*

>>216366407
seems shagging younger foreigns kept him on the straight and narrow

>>216366456
What did you think she was going to be?

dishwasher still on the bloody blink. after investigating and consulting with chatgpt, I think its a busted EMI filter so im going to open up the dishwasher and check things out

>>216366397
hello NAFO member

>>216366456
>gorgeous deep eyes, really warm lips, beautiful curves, she said I have beautiful eyes.
she's a whore don't get worked up over them
shag them that's their job otherwise go see a therapist like the loony yanks all do

should really get round to killing myself one of these days

>>216366456
what did she say that put you off?

on some level i find footfags more repulsive than nonces

>>216366511
dangerous and downright stupid

on some level he says

To the tune of Yanke Doodle:

D-T-F-I-C mel-tee
He's crying seething and shittin'
He thinks he's the thread prefect
And he's des-perate to fit in!

Fuck Brazil and fuck Brazilians

anyways since the dating apps dont want me, is anyone in the North West area looking to suck some cock tonight? female preferred

pushing 30 shelf stacker wonders why he can't get a good job lol

Bro is writing songs about me

>>216366487
When my dishwashers on the fritz I just bend her over the counter and give her a good shagging

as always, lets give it a go

>>216366589
ask your mum

>>216366589
Hey i'm in the North West. Not a woman or a cocksucker though.

>>216366593
33 and delivery driver but yeah.

lad i played football with at uni is a pretty high flying lawyer
mad i have pictures of him in full blackface dressing as didier drogba at a halloween party, reckon they could do some damage

mad how fit they are

might get some chicken tenders catapulted into the mini convection oven

who are some fake femboys? l know Indigo White is one

>>216366589
i'm in the north west area but i'm neither a woman nor looking to suck some cock tonight (or any other time for that matter). hope this helps x

Hmmm, I could have sworn khan said there weren't any grooming gangs in London... Must have been my imagination

>>216366584
hey ;)

>>216366665
why sounds like he was a big drogba fan

probably gonna eat a whole pack of digestives
Just checked its 1700 calories

>>216366610
she's not in the North West

>>216366686
you mean an air friar?

>>216366584
what about Ronaldinho?

>>216366735
good man

>>216366735
done that a lot with the chocolate ones
sold in packs of two

>>216366735
prove it

I fucking love pints

>>216366720
what a silly billy he is!

I fucking love penis

he was right, some girls mothers are bigger than others

doing a poo peng moo deng gay porn sir keir starmer dance in my smelly incel lair to "chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o"

>>216366771
Prove what part

Brum and Mr Bean, how time flies

I'm scared

I fucking love penis

>>216366825
pscianf

>>216366830
don't be scared :-)

>>216366484
Well her accent was completely different to what I had imagined for one.

>>216366518
She said some things about how people shouldn't go to escorts for love which made my stomach churn.

She also mentioned other men at one point which made my head spin. I get she's an escort but that made my eyes pop.

Then towards the end, I confessed I was a virgin. She seemed surprised and said I was the first virgin she'd seen which made my ears burn. She asked my why I was a virgin.

But we didn't talk about it much, maybe because we were running out of time. I perhaps should have said earlier. We did some more kissing after that which felt nice, felt more passionate somehow. But I had a nagging feeling in my head.

If I go back, I think we'd have to start with a talk first. I need to give it a few days since I'm a storm of emotion and I'm brooding constantly.

who knows a film watching site i want to watch a spooky moobie now

I love penis pints

Might call it an early night, lads
No cans for Canslad

>>216366829
senor bean
gracioso

>>216366862
YouTube.com

>>216366828
all of it

>>216366862
netflix

>>216366897
i aint clicking that shit nigga

>>216366873
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759931578893400.webm

>>216366862
pluto

feeling cozy

>>216366850
Fucks sake your life sounds grim
I don't think you should be seeing escorts to lose your virginity if it makes you feel like that

SERIOUS POSTS ONLY TO MY QUESTION GENTLEMEN GOSH

i've going to be on the sunday paper's front page for a xxx romp with a pop star

Wank. Willy. Fart. Arse.

>>216366862
sflix dot two

cant wait to sing the homphobic version of Fairytale of New York

This click the letters under a circle captcha IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCK OFF

It's simple, we kill the batman

>>216366968
fankz babes x mwah
>>216366995
laughed at this

>>216366995
christmas died when the woke version became the norm

just made an ummy with my winky :3

baby its cold outside (rape edition)

fuck wogs, faggots and the capitalists responsible for their proliferation

wonder if my shithole town council will bother slinging up some christmas lights and a tree this year they've not bothered the last two years

things never used to be this grim

>>216366995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riN4M_x0pj4

>>216367002
clanker hands generated this post

god save the south !!

>>216367063
:(

>>216366942
What else can I do?

>>216367061
i really dont think the council want to inflame community tensions

>>216367084
um

prepping the bull

Can't post that toby

https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1984240165154701394

Rorkeypops confronted by his parents about his views

cartoon horse vagina

no l will not watch Halran Coben's new series l dont care that theres been another murder

>>216367089
Meet women normally?

>>216367130
wasn't worth posting the first five times

thinking about my ear piereced and some tats
might give me an edge

gf has her willy out

>>216367152
left or right ear

>>216366862
fmhy.net - directory of streaming sites thats constantly updated, bookmark it

bus 25 on its way

>>216367142
exberg made me watch one but the acting was awful. it was corrie tier actors with a high production filter

>>216367191
right x

it's over
there's no more gay black man so disney have lost all interest

>>216367130
Blairite boomer parents fine with their son being groomed and posting naked pictures of himself online but god forbid he be racist

>>216367145
I'm a virgin at 29. I am trying to set up some dates via Bumble but I'm not hopeful

it seems the trick and trickers have started

and odd time for half term really

How come whites aren't considered minorities? We are the least in the world.

>>216367130
Fucking screaming, his da walks up the stairs like a dark souls boss

>>216367224
thats the budget cut even more then. They might as well do a reality show invite members of the public to audition to be the new doctot

>>216367130
oh my God why did he post this??? also is it true that he's had gay dms leaked? looks like he lives in a nice area too
>>216367204
fuck super good, found a decent website called cineby.gd, the one the canuck gave me stopped the film 12 seconds in asking for me to make an account

cronem showering
lather looking thick
wagging, sending snaps
3 pm nun but waggydem visible
nun dey gon do

>>216367258
>£10
holy shit

Why is heathertranny obsessed with this literal who?

>>216367130
state

>>216367288
just download a torrent you stupid nigger

>>216367300
I'm not heatherpaedo, you're getting worse at identifying him

>>216367258
could get a beef with green pepper and black bean sauce with fried rice from my local chippy for like 8 quid

>>216367130
>Mukhtar
gross

>>216367258
£10 for a ready meal is insane

get the halloween porn on

>>216367316
Yeah?

already steaming fmnl

Sung in the style of 'Greedy' chorus by Tate Mcrae:
I luv my white gurl
She young and so fit

Her pussy is a swirl
I love to hit it

Paint bled out on the curb
I Snapped Farouk it

It's anuva hymen sorted, yeah, anuva hymen sorted, yeah

Rorke and the Gay Porn Niggas

>>216367335
Yep

>>216367313
don't need to, already got the film up!

how do you join the occult then?
reckon i might align myself with the devil and that
bet you can even get private healthcare with them

>>216367224
Might have been fine if RTD wasn't given complete creative control even when using the show as his personal dollhouse to play out fantasies that he and he alone would enjoy

>>216367350
Sure lol

>>216367344
sup crodie

>>216367293
u gud crodie

>>216367377
I get that I'm not puting a good case forward when heatherpaedo is in this thread lol but i'm not him nigga

>>216367344
took those comments about being uncreative and incapable of humour to heart didn't you heathertims xx

heatherpaedo cracks me up. the idea of someone like him existing is hilarious

>>216367387
we gud crodie
nuff snappy tings at the migrants hotel wearin sheer tights and chests bursting outta tube tops

>>216367404
mi gud crodie
gherkin lookin real busy rn
new bus 25 arrive every 30 mins
fresh clappers x

Emotional energy went into the negatives half a decade ago. Owe a debt to myself that can never be repaid, nothing short of being reborn to a loving attentive mother would provide me relief at this point. Can see the path I'm on and where it leads.

>>216367418
True
Anyway why are you obsessed with that literal who?

>>216367427
/brit/ is his raison d'être

>>216367460
I'm not I just seen it on xitter, apparently has already been posted here

Does anyone have any recommendations for aphrodisiacs?

I need to somehow boost my libido, I fucking need to give up porn and have sex.

Something like Ashwagandha any good?

>>216367475
yeah i like raisins me

>>216367450
damn, nelson conductor werkin overtime ferrying dem nervous fresh tings to di gherkin. he pulled a katy into his cab and she givin him wild dome, she seems to be doin gud for her first time

>>216367503
how about your raise the quality of your posts then

Got Top of the Pops on

>>216367490
Right

putting something in my bum later

seeing some extremely low quality posts, perhaps even spamming/flooding

>>216367517
You ever think about how shite your life is

>>216367499
Couple lines of cocaine and half a cialis

>>216367499
more like afrodicksiaks, right crodies?

>>216367517
shi so gud got him tinking of dem hyde park days wit katherine

>>216367499
>boost my libido
>give up porn
yeh mate an aphrodisiac will help that you will surely not wank for 15 straight hours

>>216367453
timmy mentally masturbating
illiterate former african child soldier cronem devastatin pale m2 slits

>>216367530
Glad you found my explanation sufficient x

>>216367499
Your libido isn't the problem
It's your attitude toward sex and women

>>216367565
shiiii nigga hima lay hard cocky pon katherines hymen luh timtam none da wiser

Canspaedo just sitting in silence watching the thread go by not posting at anything until it's time to spam another early new
What a life

>>216363028
>>216363028
>>216363028

>>216363028
>>216363028
>>216363028
all in here

Once again, I have rattled the actual paedos

Last :D

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