Thread 216368588

Halloween trick or treating
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>>216368588 (OP)
We love our trick or treaters don't we folks?

>>216368565
yup i started working out on monday

>>216368646
No not really

>>216368658
I'm also weak, I've plateaued at 25 lbs dumbbells for bicep curls, been there for 2 months

United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand.

H1B VISA AND A WHITE GIRL

>>216368750
That will be 100k to donald duck plus tip saaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr thank you

>>216368718
It might take a while for your form to catch up with the weight youre at and be properly moved up and so dont beat yourself up methinks anon youre doing good

>>216368718
>>216368658
do dips and farmer carries

>>216368785
Americans don't look like this, no fucking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>216368588 (OP)
Share with me your Halloween plans for tonight

>>216368825
use your trip and name, you schizo retard

>>216368842
Whine in /cum/ about not having a white girl

My skin is on fire but I still feel cold

>>216368718
we will get there eventually bud

>>216368825
its real, so fucking way

told the bf he should get a sexy halloween costume and he just walked away

btw this was me 2 years ago. i was really into working out. i was so ripped

Wouldn't mind a lesbian gf

it begins

>>216368983
Namorada lésbica????????????????

>>216368954
wooahh stay away from my girl

>>216368954
>i was so ripped

>>216368989
NOW I'M DRINKING AGAIN 80 PROOF IN MY VEINS

If it’s any constellation

I reckon Maine belongs to us

adolf hitler

>>216369094
>I reckon Maine belongs to us
adolf hitler

>>216368943
Lol cute
>>216368954
Nice pic. You did a really good job
>>216369096
I wonder what that scar on her chin is from. It looks cool

>>216368954
Damn b looking good

ATTENTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyawqRCuFL4

>>216369094
If we're doing autistic map changes, I'd rather tweak the great lakes area

>>216369129
>Nice pic. You did a really good job
Why are you lying to him?

>>216369172
>I'd rather tweak the great lakes area
what do you mean, mr. leaf?

Whomever reported me just know I only got a warning and your mother is a ho

My fart smells so bad, I wish I could've unleashed that fart into someone's mouth

>>216369172
You know what, let's get a map going. Hold on, let me hop on the computer

>>216369183
Its true. He has nice abs and vascularity

>>216369207
I want Canada to border Lake Michigan.

Saw this gringa at the super market speaking English, I this fat blond girl was with her, she was gawking smiling at the Pringles cans, bozos

>post bait in thread
>leave and never come back

>>216369316
Idaí????????????????????

>>216369235
reporters are fags

Is it just me or is ChatGPT much worse now?

Right what we taking then

>>216369249
>abs
barely visible. anyone with low bodyfat % can have visible abs.
>>216369269
that means I would be canadian. you'd want me to be one of you?

>>216369332
This. Unless it’s Brianposting

>>216369352
You live on the upper peninsula?

Loving you, love, love love loving youuuu was like....


*it was like fucking the DEAD*

Will we see each other soon?

>>216369129
>>216369142
thanks frendos. my goal is to return to this physique

Fast food prices were supposed to go up if the minimum wage went up, then it didn’t go up but fast food prices still became insane

>>216369349
I want the Upper Peninsula (Michigan)

>>216369352
>barely visible. anyone with low bodyfat % can have visible abs.
You're just being unnecessarily harsh. Dont compare regular people to Mr olympia

>>216369401
take wisconsin too, you can have the Brazilian

>>216369395
minimum wage de facto doesn't exist, at least where I live.

>>216369349
Give me Antarctica

mesa Jar Jar Binks

mesa Yooper, mesa live in da BIIIIIG MICHIGAN

>>216369378
yes mr. leaf. we call it the UP

>>216369395
Fast food has been made obsolete by the air fryer luckily
>>216369349
Can I get some of rural poland

The image that defined white femininity

>>216369395
You could be 3.1 big macs with 1 hour of 1980's average federal minimum wage but only 1.3 Big macs today

Firsties don't know the struggle of being a third worlder and that of the real world, they are like children, naive, ignorant of reality

>>216368588 (OP)
Can you guys help me list all the stupid tech buzzwords that corporations have forced into everything despite no one wanting them? All the retarded hype circlejerks that companies have ran into the ground in this endless venture capital race to the bottom? You know, it goes rapidly through the stage of novelty, becomes promised as the technology that will revolutionize (tm) the world, one company sees success, then literally every other company desperately tries copying it by shoehorning it into everything despite it being unnecessary? I'll start with the ones I remember:
>Bluetooth
>Cloud (someone else's computer)
>Internet of Things
>blockchain/crypto/NFTs
>AI LLMs <--- you are here
I know there's at least a few I'm forgetting.

>>216368954
how much did you weigh here? were you working out at a gym or doing it at home?

>>216369449
Based and nature-pilled. You better hike, hunt, fish and shit like that.

Nosey mother fucker, those who only want to mess around with other people's personal life just to start drama really shouldn't be complaining about the government or companies spying on them. If you don't mind your own business you have no business complaining about others messing with your business noimsayin?

>>216369515
Why are you hating on Bluetooth

>>216369539
*rapes u*

>>216369515
>he already forget the metaverse
Lmao what a waste of money that whole thing was

>>216369349
I claim the pacific northwest I'll be in the woods if you need me

>>216369515
>metaverse
>VR
>Web3
>Smart [noun] (smart fridge, smart-watch, smart-television, smart-juicer,etc)
>AR

I bought a vr headset and haven't used it for anything but jerking off while high, the games are all boring as shit

>>216369401
>>216369417
Okay what else. Added Maine and Alaska.

>>216369518
I don't like fishing but this twink and I go bikepacking a lot. Basically strapping backpacking gear to bicycles

>>216369616
do u have gay sex in the woods?

>>216369566
Leave me alone

>>216369487
The federal minimum in the US doesnt say much at all
>>216369501
Its nice to have a stable government
>>216369515
Big data was one for a while
>>216369581
Be careful in the forests of Washington because there are creatures

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>216369616
You sucked him off innawoods before haven’t you

>>216369647
I would easily make friends with the creatures I'm not taking their land and I'm not bothering them I'm just chilling, me and bigfoot would really hit it off I think

Listening to Brazilian Jingle Bell

>>216369557
Nothing. Maybe you're too young to remember but there was a period where Bluetooth, much like LLMs today, was being extremely overhyped and every fucking capitalist scum was forcing it into every single product, they'd act like it was the cure to cancer, everyfucking thing put this extreme emphasis on marketing their product as "BLUETOOTH INTEGRAGED", and a massive pipe of shitty products were everywhere, the promise that a pair of shoes with Bluetooth was somehow helpful or necessary. The funny thing is most of them were janky as hell and didn't even work very well, had a bunch of connectivity issues, etc. And just like every other tech-corpo circlejerk, once it hit peak saturation it died out as suddenly as it appeared

>>216369674
Okay, just be safe alright?

cumholes, im drinking teaeaea

>>216369718
But how did that affect you personally

Happy Hallowe'en cummers, I'm drinking covfefe.

cumsluts I'm drinking beer

>>216369635
>>216369664
yeah

40 year old co-worker still making up bullshit excuses so he doesn't have to show up on Halloween, the infantile culture of this country is repulsive.

>>216369718
Same with Blu Ray

>>216369844
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Have you ever been called a shit smelling fat fuck by a child?

I want to rent an expensive cabin in the woods and have sex there on glamping trip

>>216369867
Blu-Ray isn't dead.

>>216369844
What is he staying at home to watch spooky movies or something?

>>216369821
Delicious! What type are you drinking tonight?

>>216369890
Neither is bluetooth, it's in everything

>>216369884
Nope, have you?

>>216369950
Not yet but I'm also not fat yet

>>216369884
no but they called me mr. bean

Destiny's son hates him so much that be became a groyper

All Hallow‘s Eve

A credible witness says you're gay

>>216369899
he's pretending to have a family emergency that took up yesterday and today, so i'm assuming he's hosting a party at his house.

>>216369611
>he gave up trying to shade in all those islands
Just like me in grade 2!

>>216369516
>how much did you weigh here?
can't remember exactly. maybe around 75kg
>were you working out at a gym or doing it at home?
at home

Halloween tip: Blow cigarette smoke into your drinks to make them look haunted!

Imagine if America just went ham and brought the apocalypse to every country that is an affront to Israel. Immediately demolished and wiped out those who dared to call Israel out on their genocide and occupatuon
It would be like Kratos bringing total actrocity to the greek world on behalf of Ares.
Truly a Goy of War

>15 minute timeout pending the ban
RIP it was nice knowing you anons, I didn't even post anything bad recently either. Total Janny Death.

>>216370014
Fat gay nigga behavior.

>>216369143
https://youtu.be/0DoAxBTDnTg

>>216370045
I don't smoke

learning to make peace with my gay retarded life

>>216370058
There are a lot of people in this general who actively report everything, which is hilarious. Did you post a sexual image or something?

25kb a second of internet is a slow speed

>>216370099
Nope, I was looking at all my recent posts and I didn't even say anything against jeets or blacks, nor post any questionable images. The only thing I can even think of was like +6 hours ago in a deleted thread.

>>216370099
Lust provoking imagery is damaging to my psyche

>>216370015
Kek give me a break!

going to spend sometime crying tonight

>>216370143
Being on 4chan must be like hell for you

>>216370058
I shall remember you

God I want a beer so bad but I had too many yesterday

>>216370099
>>216370195
Lol I found it, you're not gonna believe what got me banned. Might be the softest ban I've ever gotten, against the rules to do a bit of /int/ banter now.
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216368035/#216368276

You go outside and shit touch all sorts of public places other people touched and then you go pee and handle your penis, can't yiu get stds that way?

>>216370213
Herpes, it's possible. Most of the other ones, no.

I hate urinals because I can't dab the tip with a bit of tp so I have to put my peeed penis back in the underwear without cleaning

>>216370208
Holy kek.

shitting lava

>>216370238
That’s why you always have a bitch by your side to lick it clean!!

>>216370208
You said a naughty word

>>216370143
>>216370187
If it isn't NSFW then it is fine, you can fuck off to Reddit where they blur posts

New business idea:
make a plugin that automatically blurs images when the page loads it considered as provoking lust and sell it to closeted gay chuds

I have probably 2.5 hours before the kids start knocking. Do I clean miniatures for assembly or do I play vidya?

>>216370271
Get cleaning, buddy

>>216369793
Well for a long time it was borderline impossible to find a pair of earbuds that weren't wireless. Every store only sold shitty Bluetooth earbuds which sucked ass especially since I liked listening to music while skateboarding and they worked like absolute shit if you were moving at all while wearing them. So your music would constantly be skipping and glitching out as the faggot Bluetooth earbuds lost and gained connection and everytime it did it would interrupt with a robot voice saying "Connected" over and over again then the battery life was shit so after like 10 songs the robot voice would start interrupting every few seconds with "Battery Low" over and over again before finally turning off with one last robot voice overtaking the audio to say "Power off". Then you'd have to turn it back on and it would last a few more minutes before going off again.

That's how it effected me personally.

>>216370246
>>216370265
>jeet jannies defending pakistanis
Mad world we live in innit

Crazy how AdBlock gives me a popup when I open Chrome.

>>216370280
Fair, I will start cleaning the fat lads.

I'm sick and not going to hand out candy :(

>>216370364
>$148.75

>>216370238
I don't get why other people don't do this. Maybe it's a foreskin thing? Have they mastered the flicking technique?

>>216370402
>

>>216370402
Everything is expensive up here lad. A Bic Mac is like $8 CAD.

>>216370267
That sounds nice as an idea, but seems hard to monetize
id love that to filter ai generated content personally

>>216370432
Warhammer is slightly more expensive in the US after you take the exchange rate into account

why hasn't jd vances wife converted to Christianity yet

>>216370364
Gosh those are such cool models, just wish aos wasn't so disappointing in other ways
Hope you enjoy painting

C'est l'halloween, c'est l'halloween. Hey!

>>216370521
I am building them for Old World (Warhammer Fantasy). The square bases haven't arrived off ebay yet :(

>>216370454
It's even worse because he jeetlings aren't even Christian. I could understand not forcing your wife to convert, (still pathetic and cucked) but how as a Christian can you let your kids grow up as Hindoos?

Just heard an animalistic sound coming from the garage, I won't check it out I know how horror flicks start

>>216370546
Thats cool. Pog. I like the maw

>>216370569
Better find it before it finds you

Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down my spine

I never had a girlfriend

sex with women

>>216370454
>>216370547
American Christianity is fake anyway

every girl has a goyfriend, whats the fucking point

>>216370590
It has already found you. It stands in front of you when your eyes are closed

I lived in Quebec for a few years as a kid and used to be fluent in French but now I've basically forgotten it.

>>216370653
He's Catholic lil dawg

>>216370610
janny obliterate this man's anus

>>216370402
>>216370432
That's cheaper than the US tho spearhead boxes are $150 here which is over $200 CAD, killteam is cheaper in the US though for some reason its like $70-80 per box vs the $90-100 in canada

>>216370698
American Catholicism is a very bastardized version though and the pope hates JD so....

>>216370681
Wrong. Someone else would have seen it too by now

>>216370760
>the pope hates JD
No he doesn't, that nigga is dead. Your faction relationship with the Papal States resets when the pope dies.

my pronouns are goy/goyim

Bring the old pope back. Also FUCK this captcha.

>>216370800
the new pope is constantly tweeting about how the US isn't following good catholic values Leo hates him sorry pal he's not making it in to catholic heaven with all that hate in his heart

>>216369515
Rideshare apps
Rideshare apps but for food
Motion based game controls
Fish AI
Pay to win games?
Gacha games
Mini CDs
W*ndjews 10
mp3/mp4 players

Im mostly just brainstorming and they might not all be exactly what you’re looking for

>>216370853
kim jong un looking ass

>>216370837
He's not going to heaven unless he converts his kids from dung worship to Christianity regardless

I've got Windows 11 and I like it fine. First Windows operating system I've had since W7.

>>216370765
But their eyes are closed silly

>>216370892
No they aren't. Can you imagine how loud it would be if everyone always blinked at the same time?

Someone call up Nancy Grace and tell her "CASEY ANTHONY KILLED MADELEINE MCCANN"

>>216370841
I'm being 100% serious I still do not understand how gacha games are popular I have yet to see a single one that has gameplay that isn't just hit auto and walk away or mash 2 buttons up against a health sponge enemy and if you're drawn to them for character design there's a 99% chance the character you want has already had a banner and you're going to have to grind for a year+ with characters you probably don't care about to get them, like I really just cannot comprehend their popularity

>>216370885
Every windows OS has been fine you can instantly tell how retarded someone is by their opinion of 8
>w...wah!!! there's no start menu
you are genuinely fucking retarded if that's all it takes to ruin an OS for you and if you need MORE then you should be on linux to begin with

>>216370885
I use Windows 11 and Edge, absolutely goymaxxing

How poor are the gubmint workers in the US that they need to go to the foodbank after one missed pay check

all these hoes blowing up my phone

>>216370698
Didn't know that
He's clearly not a very good one

browsing varg's xitter account. the guy is so entertaining in a jester-like way

>>216371007
Fun fact Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>216371007
He’s black

>>216370966
Not poor enough

that quebecois chud killed his retarded wife

>>216370923
The entity is only present when youre alone

>>216370938
>like I really just cannot comprehend their popularity
They are just gambling, addicts are the revenue stream. Nobody else will play them longterm or spend real money.

>>216370938
Google ZZZ. It's the only one I've seen with decent combat.

>>216371054
I played a lot of infinity nikki and really liked it for a long time

>>216371075
How much did you spend on it?

I might not have been 100% honest when i said you couldn't suffer in colombia

https://youtu.be/wVWazHTunSI
Mid-career Evanescence is mad underrated.

video games suck

Oh boy

>>216370966
nearly 70% of the US is paycheck to paycheck, median weekly income is $1100ish, cheapest national average rent is close to $1400 (a shithole in alabama), insurance varies but regular coverage is usually $100+, most americans have a car payment of $500+ because public transport doesn't exist outside of cities, utilities aren't included with rent in most places and have just gotten higher year after year and government workers aren't usually paid that month and just work on the promise of early retirement

Oh goy

@grok give me 101 reasons why women should not have rights

>>216371048
Well, it better hurry up and kill/rape me because i don't want it following me around all the time

>>216371068
no it doesn't you retard, its still a spam your attack then ult game against health sponges, none of the games have good game play I don't care about your gambling addict opinion

Tonight's gonna suck

>>216371120
Meanwhile I'll be taking transit EZPZ to my buddy's later. Canada rocks.

indie games are reddit

>>216371141
Would you play a souls-like gacha?

if i lived in florida i'd print out 101 reasons why women shouldn't have rights on a sticker and have it on my car

My cocks in your mamas vagina in my mind

>>216371186
same

soulsgames suck, its just dodge roll attack

>>216371174
Unless the gacha is purely cosmetic it wouldn't be a soulslike anymore

>>216371197
If it's just dodge roll attack then why the fuck does it make me so angry?
>>216371209
True

trigger chreet

>>216371221
i like my woman how i like my fucking yogurt

shattered pixel dungeon is my favorite mobile game
what is your favorite mobile game

leg day is so nice, i feel the pump, i sweat and i feel fine

help im fucking Indian

>>216371241
that's a good game

>>216371247
foda-se porra

>>216371091
300 hours or so lol
I 100%ed all the quests and achievements and got the cute dress I really wanted (not picrel this is just from the internet)

>>216371240
Shut the fuck up

i only play as female characters

>>216371311
Fag

>>216371262
You shouldn't hate yourself anon. Please treat yourself with love and good

>>216371319
i like dressing them up in cute and sexy outfits

>>216371293
adolf hitler

>>216371265
I like that you can play it in portrait mode so if you're in public nobody can tell I'm gayming. Also it barely uses any battery

Still not banned, the mod must be busy on his discord server

>>216371311
As you should. Why would you want to look at a guy while playing?

>>216371346
This is nazi propaganda

>>216371345
Okay it's not THAT gay

>>216371346
i love blonde blue eyed women, literal angels

>>216371345
I play as a male and romance the female npcs

I play as male in some games and female in others depends on which looks better, most guys in vidya are overly bulky and dumb looking I want to play a skinny twink boy

>>216371382
You are a fucking nazi, like the icelandic motherfucker

>>216371241
age of history 2

>>216371241
Rome Total War

>>216371388
its 2025 you can romance females as female

Another Halloween wasted

theres no halloween here, only me chilling, like always

>>216371429
I don't like rp'ing as a girl

Should I go to spirit halloween quickly and pick up some lazy bullshit

has anyone ever beat no nut november?

I am going to the local games store's halloween event tonight

>>216370938
I like rpgs, so genshin and zzz manage to check those boxes. I also like button mashing even though zzz gives you the option to not do that. I think most people just get hooked on the gambling and boobas since it’s a primal instinct thing.

>>216371487
Dunno
Do legumes count?

Guess I'll get off the 'puter, take a shower, get ready & leave lmfao

>>216371487
I never understood the point

>>216371493
Sounds comfy whats gonna happen there board games?

>>216371521
Yeah there's a pick up one off d&d thing too but I've never played d&d despite being interested so idk if I'll join in on that

halloween should be cancelled until all the jeets get deported. no one wants to givr candy to jets

its still Locktober

Will probably get some ubereats for Halloween

ultra goon november

will it ever get better?

>>216371583
Only you can decide that

>>216371583
No it won't, enjoy the simple things in life

you will have an indian neighbour within the next 5 years

>>216371555
I tried to do chastity play once but the cage was too small and I couldn't figure out how to get it on him, he's just too thick....

>Janny jeets blocked that jeet stealing the candy webm
Mindblowing how soft jeets are

>>216371555
I might explode in my cage if I see any sexy Halloween costumes tonight

>>216371487
i once didn't nut for 3 months. no fap is a fucking meme. i experienced 0 benefits

>>216371615
Stop slandering aryans benchod

>>216371620
they're kids you sick fuck

>>216370966
A lot of people really just don’t know how to manage their money. A lot of people I know are completely fine with a $500-1000 car payment and shrug it off with the unlikely hood of it breaking down or just not understanding basic accounting and interest. What makes it even harder or worse is that so many people are living like that it looks completely normal, and when you try to explain this shit to them they get offended or just say they don’t talk about finances.

>>216371382
Her hair is clearly dyed

>>216371487
me

>>216371645
Lol

>>216371608
hes black isnt he

you wish you were a hood nigga chilling with your homies getting drunk and fucking hood babes

Turns out there's a Wabbajack for Skyrim Special Edition now. Made by the same people who made Viva New Vegas. I kept putting off playing Skyrim because I was so sick of modding, but now that I can automate I can finally start this game after 2 years of it just sitting in my library. https://dragonbornsfate.moddinglinked.com/index.html>>216371670

life expectancy of a hood nigga is under 30

>>216371670
>>216371688
sorry didn't mean to reply

Im so grateful to god for allowing id software the divine wisdom needed to create the original doom games and quakes

>>216371669
No my bf is mexi, idk even soft though he's still thick so probably just needed a different kind of cage, we haven't tried it since then though

>>216371607
I have like 20 of them

Benchod bloody

>>216371714
>>216371716
Kys

>>216371688
i will not replay skyrim until it gets ray tracing

make sure you shame friends and family from having any jeet spouses. imagine being blood related tona jeet. lol.

Hello chaps.

>>216371755
to a jeet**

>>216371773
catyank

>>216371755
they're not going to feel ashamed, all you're doing is making your own family hate you

>>216371791
wassup dude

>>216371797
youre a jeet lover and an embarrassment. and im not even white.

Not giving out candy this Halloween

cigarettes are a great joy in my life. i couldn't live without them

I wanna date a jeeta in one of my classes

>>216371658
adolf hitler

>>216371850
I only have bags of chai so hopefully only indians knock on my door

/cum/ should be quiet today

>>216371857
I'm not cool so I never got exposed to them as a teenager and have never smoked one

>>216371767
I always play as the girl because I like controlling women.

Gonna quit smoking cigs before EOY. I want to quit before the health issues start because I'm planning on living forever

>>216371850
Same
Makes me feel like a piece of shit but I am really ill

>>216371773
My ancestor :3

latinx are less white than asians and latinx have literal euro blood.

>>216371887
i was almost the most not cool guy in my high school and i still got into them

I play games as men because I don’t role play as woman and romantic encounters are gay if you’re straight

new
>>216371900
>>216371900
>>216371900

>>216371942
early porn addict thread make a better one

>>216371942
vro what are u doin

She looks like my cousin

I don't care about Halloween