Thread 216369174

British carron reservoir dam edition

>>216367567
in here

Yeah this is it, this is the new

>>216369174 (OP)
the new

Cansmong ultra meldown is brewing.

60 seconds as it were

>>216369194
don't think we are actually, nope. seems like actually we're all in this one!

rorke's dinner

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1761885304914642.jpg

Another women footballer just came out as lesbian. Are they being groomed from a young age or something?

what the fuck is happening there

>>216369272
more surprising when they come out as straight really

>>216369272
all women in sports are carpet munchers

>>216369156
I refuse to give up. If it takes me 10 sessions with the escort, I don't care. If it takes me spending £1000 on supplements which help, I don't care. I will not give up yet.

>>216369197
Because porn makes you a spectator.

When I saw the escort, the feeling of her lips was something completely new. Her sucking my penis felt very strange.

someone post a webm or mp4

>>216369286
not true though, it's just our perception of things is relative, doesn't rule out a true morality
>>216369301
erm well arighty

based geezer

>>216369301
what do you hope to gain from spamming details about your evil boring incel life here

Loving the new captcha desu lads
makes it far easier to do the shite that needs to be done

>>216369314
>Error: Corrupted file or unsupported file type.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>216369287
sounds like it's in regards to open debate, which vance took part in

Nobody can and will ever stop the boats or stop legal migration either

>>216369339
that whole family is danny honestly

And yes lads this is going all night
you should not have pissed off the pintman

just had our first trick or treaters in like 15 years
mad

>>216369301
good man
keep going
reprogram your penis to like real life women

>>216369287
wonder has she ever sampled proper bbc street meat

>>216369287
nothing wrong with this statement

hate Halloween, me. hate children having fun and that

rapeape broke webms with his spooky scary theme

>>216369399
you remind me of my abusive father

porn spammers on pooicide watch

>>216369409
you have a virus mate

beef and tomato pot noodle for dinner with canned meatballs added
have chicago town minis in the freezer on standby if i get peckish later
anyone else /runt life/?

image board not webm board

get the bloody co-op spinach and ricotta pizza in the oven rorke

>>216369399
You ain't gon do shit

any glowing greentext enjoyers?

>>216369375
i think stopping legal migration is definitely possible because the home office literally control it
but i don't think the boats will ever stop. the world is entering into an era of mass illegal immigration and stopping it will be basically impossible

bulbousdem about to be so heinous oh yes x

she said yes. its over. never been out with a girl before and now i must be.

>>216369462
what's this
what's she doing
I mean I know it's a fetish image but what is it actually depicting

>>216369502
keep us updated

>>216369493
you're an island
just stop the boats

>>216369412
not as much as you at least

Friday night lads, taking a break from shagging are we?

>>216369460
its not hard to eat well. sort your life out you fucking spacker

>>216369503
she's using a healing spell to heal him and the joke is that her pussy is that healing spell

>>216369540
on a 15 year break myself

going bed

queue for trials roulette

>>216369565
gn darren

>>216369565
ktim
the week has gaped me

ziedtimmy be like “pull up to mi bumper pull up to mi bumper”

>>216369540
taking a break from pooing
well, trying to poo
it doesn't want to come out
good job i brought my phone

I've never had sex or seen a vagina and most likely will die as such yet somehow I remain sane.

>>216369626
you're not sane if you're here

>>216369410
Thanks. Do you have any tips beyond what I said?

>>216369493
all you have to do is process asylum claims outside of the country, where they're coming from, and send everyone else back

>>216369654
yeah but I'm not in the mental hospital (any more)

>>216369626
Grow up

reminder to rim you gf

>>216369673
i have an appointment with one in 2 weeks haha

>>216369678
By doing what? Seeing a vagina or going insane?

>>216369682
wish i had a girl to do this to

>>216369476
Turned it off actually cuz iPhone doesn't show the full spooky theme and it made greentext illegible

>>216369697
gf sending me this when i say my entire family died in an explosion

>>216369493
>but i don't think the boats will ever stop. the world is entering into an era
alri barbara lerner-spectre

>>216369682
i need no reminders. big fan me.

>>216369697
w2c that t-shirt

chaika > frieren

>>216369476
yeah i've still got it on

No Snapchat contact list screenshot then I guess

>>216369493
sink them
turn them around
lock anyone that gets through in a penitentiary
they'll soon stop coming

Canspaedo mega meltdown is coming.

>>216369723
If you use the dark theme on mobile it's nice and crisp but yeah doesn't work well with light themes.

>>216369697
at this point I think this freak is baiting to be insulted and we are just indulging his fetish or something

>>216369726
banter

there's still CP on the board after like an hour
jannies must all be out shagging

>>216369761
you wish

>>216369787
I can't be bothered to change the theme if I'm being perfectly desu with you

>>216369797
Lie on

fireworks have started already have they lovely

>>216369797
the skellingtons have scared them off the website, the gifs are just 2 spooky

>>216369493
why would you want to stop legal migration? do you want to clean the toilets and deliver the kebabs?

>>216369780
He's depressed
I think something is wrong at home

time to post some gifs

>>216369810
There literally is
I don't report things since I'm not a scazz

>>216369819
they're out shagging

reading about Kublai Khan and Khanbaliq

>>216369493
If the government would just pretend they were bombing all small boats on sight and permanently silence anyone who says "refugees welcome" they'd stop overnight. Just a few ai video compilations and a few court orders like the ones they gave tommy robinson and they'd stop in a week

we’re so fucked

>>216369831
You don't report paedo content? Big self report there

>>216369826
yeah, would have the own gaff and nicer society
>>216369837
good stuff, the mongols are interesting

>>216369837
proper shagger was he

been grinding the fishing minigame in fire emblem three houses for the past hour or so

>>216369830
I suppose

gf saying i cant see my friends anymore

>>216369863
Blog on

>>216369875
then listen to her and don't see them

>>216369875
Why?
Are they invisible or just very far away?

>>216369897
kek

Corrrrrr

>>216369858
>would have the own gaff
what did he mean by this?

>>216369875
get her shagged

>>216369907
Phwoar

>>216369856
Not a scazz

>>216369879
ok
next i'll be doing some auxiliary battles and then the white heron cup event

spicing up my boring chord progressions in ableton with some gay porn chords I learned from jazz x

>>216369267
expected penis....

computer, load 'chubby goth gf' daydream

i wonder how many men in percentage have been broken by women

as in being denied access to clubs, friends or just being out late

what do you think?

i think c. 40%

>>216369923
Less housing taken up by brown people.

not seen catberg in a few hours assume he's dead

>>216369923
what part did you have trouble understanding

>>216369953
what a ludicrously disabled incel post

Lol!! Can Rishi Sunak say the same?

>>216369962
why are white peoppe

>>216369963
we are not dead

bought a video game but daren't mention its name lest some cheeky sod spoils the story for me

off for a poo lads

might get steaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLNd7pUFTbo

>gif
Fuck off

>gif
fuck off

>>216369984
always funny when an obvious incel calls someone else an incel for making a post any normal sex-having man would empathise with

>>216370012
sowwy o.o

My missus is very possessive tbf

Stopped me going on a lads trip to Amsterdam

Who'd win, us lads or the Mongols

>>216370034
mongolchads would destroy your gay little lgbt jewish finance ‘empire’ of lies

>>216369934
Then you are a paedo enabler.

>>216369984
ah yes the incel fucktard knows fuck all about relationships

>>216370034
hm the eras depicted are different though so obviously us if it was against the mongols of genghis khan

A toast!

>>216370063
would rather not get scazzed

>>216370078
Kys then

these china robots have made it to london now

lol @ telling someone who's too smart to get scazzed to unalive themselves

What does scazz mean?

>>216369962
CLASSIC
https://youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso

parents coming over tomorrow

>>216370059
>>216370064
>>216370068
>>216370117
>/brit/

Remember Techno Viking?

drunken ghost shuffling outside going BOOOO BOOOO BOOOO

mad how russia went from having brazil tier crime to less crime than most european countries in a couple of decades

>>216370117
Are you fucking retarded?

>>216370144
spaki is part british

Femdom ABDL Age Play Feminisation JOI porn for me

>>216370169
easy to accomplish when you have chechen death squads

>>216370146
used to think he was ripped before i got into lifting

>white girl farts
>aroused
>asian girl farts
>disgusted
biological reason for this phenomenon?

>>216370193
Yes
What does it mean?

>bbc news is doing live reporting of halloween night
absolute joke of an institution

>>216370209
what?

>>216370233
easy to accomplish when you have chechen death squads

it is shitting it down here. no trick or treaters today.

>>216370244
what a bizarre supposition

>>216370228
let people have fun

>>216370228
we are doing the same thing
theres a costume competition down town

*filters the pretend greasy spic*

>>216370144
>/brit/

>>216370228
big night in watching the news is it lad

>>216370228
globalism innit

out tomozza, no plans tonight, it is time for a BATH

>>216370300
just waiting for the gf to turn up. then we're getting the bus to the chippy

Shagged three birds, maybe five hundred times between the three, but you wouldn't know it looking at me.

>>216370327
>BATH
What's that mean?

braiding my toe hairs

>>216370327
i could go for a bath
think i might actually
good shout lad
of course i have zero plans for tomorrow or any other day

>>216370345
a likely story

>>216370353
braiding saskia teague's toehairs

>>216370346
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>>216370327
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The nights are drawing in, the prospect of another Christmas and new years alone become more and more likely. Another year will start, January is back, why go on anon? Where does it end

>>216370350
it means bath m8 i just like baths so went with capitals

you lads had those gingerbread doritos yet?

putin is a great man
the only problem with russia is too much western influence

Need a therapist but the GP won't refer me again after last time - couldn't do remote sessions, knowing anyone in my shared house could be hearing me. Embarassing

>>216370387
forgot duckberg pic

>>216370387
Oh haha enjoy x

guess im gay then yeah!? guess im a FRUITY LITTLE DON THEN YEAH!? hmm? yeah that's what a fought u lil neek *kisses my teeth in a manner most lairy*

dropped my brother off at his party had to take his friends too.
one of them was also dressed as ali g like my brother, the other 2 were a nun and jimmy saville.
All of them even my brother got out of the car without saying thanks to me

>>216370226
>Yes
we know

trying to think about what it'd be like to live in a random Russian town far away from the nucleus of Moscow / Saint Petersburg, putting myself into that mindset

*also filters spain*

>>216370462
yea you are gay

>>216370467
such is the life of a car cuckold

the fag, cuck and cp webm spam was so bad they disabled everything but gifs

the latina taking the internet by storm

>>216370474
you aren’t filtering anyone. you couldn’t even figure out how to download and work 4chan X you USA dicklicker

>>216370467
driving is just chamfering now

>>216370440
why does this look badly computer edited
why would you upload a computer edited picture of a rubber duck and pretend its real

>>216370498
already morbid, just magine her mother because thats what she will look like

>enter /brit/
>filter the UK flags

time to post

>>216370379
just got to get on with it don't I?

Think next time I see an escort, I'm basically gonna ask her for guidance on sex. Everything from unhooking bras, to where she likes to be kissed. Especially giving oral. I licked her last time but I don't think I did it very well.

right that’s Spain in the filter

I'm a girl now

the bart, the

>>216370467
Don't pick them up lol

>>216370498
do you like latinas? that's not a pairing I think I've seen.

>>216370538
hm what happened

>>216370506
Idgi

>>216370530
lick the pavement you bitch

right time to filter canada it seems then? oh yup yeah it is then. anddd filtered.

>>216370562
started taking hormones like

might get myself one of those dine in for two deals at m&s if i clean the flat tomorrow (but of course eat it alone in my incel flat then wank to shemales after before passing out drunk watching air crash documentaries on youtube)

i hate homosexuals

tonight's viewing sorted

>>216370530
you need to pay for gfe or extra for that most hookers are extremely lazy and do not care to coach or train. They don't care if the sex is good.

>>216370543
I wish. I don’t have the balls

filtering every single possible thing in here so this board is just me typing to myself and i use it as a blog

>>216370619
why

>>216370498
timmy's crush LOL

>London in particular is fast becoming the UK’s testing ground for automation. Waymo, the American autonomous vehicle company, will launch driverless taxis on the capital’s streets from next year, making it the first European city to have an autonomous taxi service of the kind now familiar in San Francisco — where the company is under fire after one of its cabs was implicated in a hit-and-run on a “bodega cat” named KitKat, also known as the “Mayor of 16th Street”.

wonderful stuff yes more of this

>>216370587
do you like the gay porn now

>>216370607
this entire website is being held together with straw and shit

>>216370632
UHM OKAY THAT'S IRELAND FILTERED THEN anddddd done!

>>216370530
this pathetic incel freak gimmick you're doing is genuinely impressive.

>>216370634
and your crush is any african man

Is Spain flag rattled? Idk because he’s filtered

Ooh lovely bit of smack i’ve got tonight, props to my dealer

>>216370599
Pitot tubes? Frozen solid. Terrain alarm? Blaring. Stall warning? Yes it's time to nose down into this thick fog, surely nothing bad will come of it.

seeing escorts does even more damage to you than just staying an incel

gay porn autonomous zones

guys what are the british flags saying? i filtered them because i don't want to read what they're saying but tell me what they're saying anyway

remember those weeks with /bant/brit and IDs?

>>216370688
Ignorance is bliss as they say. I know for sure if I ever experienced the warmth of a woman's touch I'd go mental.

>>216370699
Truke

>>216370606
She is basically a GFE type one.

>>216370634
You seem really low energy lately
Is something wrong at home?

if this rattled spaincunt keeps seething I'll filter him too so knock if off

What horror movie should I watch lads? Good ones only.

homosexuals should be castrated and thrown into the ocean

>>216370514
cos i'm a devil on the run
a six gun lover
a candle in the wind

might add curry powder to my mac and cheese

glod

>>216370743
fucking hell don't come out with the mother of all threats okay sheesh I'll do whatever you say just don't filter me

>>216370749
watched that Weapons the other week

was decent. It's as much a thriller as a horror I'd say, though there are plenty horror elements.

>>216370749
sceam VI

>>216370749
Only horror movie I ever liked was Alien and I'm not sure that really is one

>>216370749
kidulthood

>>216370694
seems a bit high

>>216370749
Poltergeist

>>216370774
Take a chill pill dude you are seething hard rn

Fart loading...

>>216370749
the thing

>>216370804
OKAY I'LL STOP

>>216370749
nosferatu the herzog version

Got a nice little doss going now

>>216367567
>>216367567
>>216367567

>>216370806
that's a madness
>>216370755
that's a madness
>>216370752
that'a a madness

if I ever have kids (big if) it will be a bit shit because I have no life experiences so I won’t be able to advise them on things

beeg gape bebi https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761756669182241.webm

nah. not using it

Do foreign women like when you speak to them in their native language?

>>216370835
far to early you drunkard spacker

>>216370749
Ethan Hawke's first foray into horro

attention seeking nob he is

>>216370845
you'll also probably molest them

>>216370860
if the foreign women and hindi probably not cause their language sounds gross and silly

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>216370862
kek

>>216370868
watched it already

>foray
not a word

>>216370749
Just rewatch The Thing, nothing else will ever compare anyway

>>216370883
Bizarre thing to say.

darts soon lads

>>216367567
>>216367567
>>216367567

Something must be going on in his personal life
I wonder if his mum has cancer :/

Cansmong is fucking pathetic

alright why the fuck is my house creaking then it never does that

>>216370924
it's called banter sweetie

>>216370949
uh oh...

Bros house is haunted

Hi?

>>216371050
Hello

watching an Irish horror movie but there’s no subtitles so I struggle to understand them

>>216371050
hello

>>216363028
>>216363028
>>216363028

>join /brit/
>nobodys posting
>306
fucked it

>>216371082
>>216371082
>>216371082

The New.