Thread 216375600

bladee edition

>>216375600 (OP)
he's my fellow nordic man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_GQvxqf4M

>>216375619
incredible tune

sick to bastard death of it all

>>216375600 (OP)
wow ok

HERE'S MUMBERG! I'm liking this film but this part momentarily ruined the immersion cause it reminded me of the shining and they surely must have known that'd occur. This film (weapons) kind of reminds me of the film Prisoners but it's a psychological thriller instead

>>216375600 (OP)
Hi Bladee I love you

we ain't goin' to heaven

>>216375642
hii

bloody ill now because of those FREAKS who go into the office coughing and sneezing all over the place
SICK OF IT

omds

https://x.com/miriam_cates/status/1984306006604513385

>>216375658
got to avoid the ol' germs for the next few days me. in the studio thursday/friday doing vox for the new album. find it all quite stressful tbqh.

>>216375669
which one does toby binbles think is literally him

>>216375671
the secretary of state for mumsnet speaks
>"oh, won't somebody think of the nonces!"

some absolute madness happening in sudan lads not looking good for are borders is it

I want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.

VPNfag melty melty

>>216375695
daiwa scarlet
probably because she's related to agnes tachyon (the science one)

>>216375707
been going on for about 3 years why does everyone care about it now

dtfic out here thinking 80% of the thread is a single man: 190 aka spaino aka heathernonce aka cansnonce

>>216375671
fingers crossed that she's correct!

>>216375727
Prove me wrong

>>216375723
grim how theres so much slaughtering going off there you can literally see the blood everywhere on satelite images

>>216375720
>thick busty one is "literally him"

>>216375765
kek im literally you *is a big gay retard*

>>216375744
lmao
you want a signed confession from all of them or something?

>>216375632
love those little pig lads me

I don't wanna talk if you're not gonna talk to me nice

>>216375793
Any proof they're different people would be sufficient
Not particularly invested in it being true or false though

>>216375687
Most shoehorned comment of the week

Why did she do it?

>>216375846
yeah delete this one quick

>>216375826
>Not particularly invested
yes that is clearly why you have spoken about them every day for months

not being funny lad but you are quite stupid and act at least a little psychotic, anything I say will just 'confirm' your 'theory' more. so there's nothing I can do to help you here.

>>216375846
Don't like this one

it autechre night

>>216375855
It felt like arbys night

>>216375876
Yeah? Okay then. Anyway I'll be off now hope you can enjoy the rest of your night.

what does sudan even do like why would anyone even want to fight over it do they even have buildings to begin with

>>216375899
was just saying that down the pub

>>216375927
enjoy your 'movie with the mrs' lol

The Great British Cheese Roll.

>>216375944
one of the biggest exporters of gold and access to the red sea probably makes it more valuable than a lot of the other african shitholes

>>216375983
i see they've allowed yanks to enter this year

graham norton was so disrespectful having malai youzasfai

stupid fag cat pissing me off

>>216376068
FOY

well lads
whose team are we all on then

yeah i i have a fag cat so what

>>216376127
team white

Sir fertile crescent

>>216376127
Is this something which is in the news? I wonder if this will be more talked about than the ongoing burmese civil war

>>216376132
cats can do anything they want

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya?

dont watch the news couldnt care less whats going on in fagistan

>>216376127
something I learned from reading about this conflict years ago is that pretty much every side is the gangrape side

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berners_Street_Hoax

planning a mischief

>>216376127
Don't have a nog in this fight

>>216376176
yeah
blue team is marginally more evil though
they're arab supremacists trying to kill every black person despite looking like this

lmao

my fag dog is at it now

think dogberg has fleas again ffs

Don’t know about Sudan but I did hear that orange man is making threats to Nigeria about the killing of Christians. Is that what you’re referring to?

>>216376191
that is a heavily photoshopped image

>>216376127
nuke the lot of them

wtf is "bladee" lmao

>>216376216
swedish rapper

>>216376250
lol

>>216375855
mental illness and drugs? idk

rorke's mum crying on the phone because he's been radicalised

>>216376207
your fag dog has fleas

>>216376181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNkn0CefH54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qqz6ekyOCU

black pinkie in your area

so when is the retard shit gonna be over

well at least this "bladee edition" will be over soon haha

janny's gonna have a heart attack when he sees this

>>216375707
More worried about mali tbqh

Mad 'arf hour, yh?

why do they spam the picture of the man who looks like he's shitting himself

>>216376455
Your flag looks like a banner that english fana would hang on a terrace railing.

must be the most boring troll of all time

Weaponized autism on display.

>>216376481
Your flag looks like a banner I'd take a shit on

Can't remember if i've watched the conjouring before so i'm watching to find out

>>216376494
weaponised against what though

>>216376502
You'd shit yourself long before you reached the flag, but tell me lad, what flag is it you have? And don't say Georgia again.

>>216376514
don't think it knows to be honest

>>216376526
Okay I won't say it

>>216376524
sort of looks like he's been mixed with elon and a chink
wonder if that's all grok is trained on

>>216376558
But tell me which flag it is

Well Rorke?

right well that's two zesty blk bois and one is getting his anus kissed

It would be an improvement to both the world and this website if 1/10th of the posters itt were culled.

is /brit/ team edward or team jacob

everyone's passed out drunk eh

>>216376653
jacob is a nonce who wants to fuck their daughter

>>216376657
i've been drunk all day brah, i'm about to fall asleep

i wonder what it's like in estonia

floating a poo

>>216376702
girls are cute, beer is quite affordable

>>216376702
clean, quiet, friendly, high tech
very nice aside from the russian biomass
been there twice

190 melty

Should really kill myself

>>216376713
>>216376717
maybe i'll have to visit

>>216376747
Don't think you should

MY HARIBO GOLDBEARS TASTE LIKE SOAP :(

>>216376747
oughtn't not to

be good be good be good be good lads be good little lads

>>216376805
Looks like the treat became the trick

fizzy grapefruit tangerine lavender limeade

>>216376843
:)

at a bag bell
or
bet lab gala
or
taj gully
or
tally jug

>>216376823
:D

brad spam isnt funny when its one guy on the botnet

feeling rape sharty

>>216376901
lol yeah it is

>>216376843
youre a big fan of lavender huh

Miniature Tally O Toby Jug - Lancaster and Sandland - England

SJWs and scientologists (more like scientoloGITS) are the worst

>>216376919
sometimes

SJWs blow serious ballbags.

just had an unsatisfactory wank, wasn't worth the effort

>>216376938
scary

cant fucking be arsed with these captchas witht he dots over them any more aaaaaaargh its been hours

>>216376970
its some mkultra shit i dont trust this one

Need a woman to wank me off using her fanny.

>>216376953
>rent abolition
>debt abolition
>£20,000 wages going up to £30,000 wages over night

Why is communism bad? I mean, I know communism hurts Nigel Farage and Rachel Reeves, but who gives a fuck?

>>216376843
would rhubarb work in a fizzy drink like that or do you think it'd taste weird

>>216377096
I only ever had rhubarb a few times and it was mixed with berries but it mostly has a tart flavor, right? I think it could work, but I haven't seen any rhubarb syrups or powders as of yet, so I suppose one would need to make their own possibly

>>216376843
>>216377157
gingernonce

>>216377182
bit racist

give me good captchas pl0x

racist barn

might be time for my iconic 3:45pm nap

>>216377248
sleep well

slightly seething

>>216377271
ta babe

>>216377010
You have to be at least 18 years old to post here.

boobs

the jar.

>>216377310
Look, we kill 3000 rich people and millions of lives will be saved. If you don't take that you're either rich or a coward.

I have fallen in love with a trans lady

I would've scared the shit out of keith raniere

is anything good going to be posted at this hour or should i just go to sleep

went to town today and saw this really tall woman walking around in a skirt
this woman must have been like 6'4 and of a muscular build
imagine tyson fury in a dress
i couldn't stop looking, it was so bizarre

>>216377632
arousing

https://x.com/cezthesocialist/status/1984222777675858131
why did rorke post this?

>Al Qaeda's weeks away from taking over the entirety of Mali

that's not good lads

>>216377692
cannot imagine posting that and thinking it makes me come off in a good light

>>216377696
oh no... not mali!

>>216377724
west african migrants waddle their way through there to cross the mediterranean

there's no such thing as isolated problems in a globalised world

who knew so much shit was happening in Antarctica

>>216377632
Was her face masculine?

>>216377629
go slepe mate

All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/

>>216377714
They both come off in a bad light
Anthony is a little gremlin who sounds autistic as fuck, "I want to preserve my nation" he says to his dad in his dirty bedroom
But it's still grim that his mum literally cries to the police because her son is "radicalised", you just know she voted Labour in 1997 lmao

BIG D here

banter

>>216377714
He's a silly autistic runt but his parents come off even worse, garbage people

>>216376512
I hadn't watched the conjuring and it was fairly good. I shall watch the conjuring 2 quite soon.
Here ends my review of the conjuring.

>>216377632
I used to live near a lezza who looked like robocop

reminder to never ever use specsavers. these glasses are fucking dogshit compared to the ones i used to have

>>216377905
1 is the best of the franchise

I can imagine Emma Watson sat in her flat all alone ripping fat ones and taking a big whiff and simultaneously choking and laughing at how utterly vile they smell

>>216377692
>le poor mum
his mum is an alcoholic acting all aggressive and then turning on the waterworks when she calls the police for reasons
his dad is a parody acting the scary big man to a pathetic scrawny poof
hugh anthony is of course a pathetic scrawny poof cosplaying as a mid 20th century dictator but of course he would be fucked up with them for parents
shameful and embarrassing for all three of them

>>216376327
interesting stuff, I like the minor history lessons in the second one
they were lucky to get off so light I reckon

>>216377869
>it's real
scrim

>>216377969
quite glad my parents are weirdos who don't have political opinions on anything
can't imagine i would enjoy growing up in that kind of environment

nigga dispenser here

WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP

>>216377692
well I guess there is no wonder how we got here as a country with wretches like this as 'parents'
I'm gonna guess they were too lazy to not let the state raise their son then immediately broke down at the first sight that he disagreed with it

hello niggas

i said hello niggas

!

>>216378050
hello racismlad

>>216378050
Good morning my little nigger

My parents are more rorkeish than me
My mum sometimes says shit where I have to tell her to calm down

>>216378064
:3

Granberg keeps fucking banging on about dying every time I go see her
Have had to resort to telling her to shut up whenever she brings it up

When can we get this stupid fake stalemate over with? I want Germany 1919. I want to kill lots of rightoid billionaire drones and rich people and I don't care about the consequences.

>>216378081
Fuck up Malaponte you hairy cab driver.

shut the fuck up you parasite

burnt my lunch opsie

>>216378102
It's ok rainbow dash !!
no need to be sad ... !!

>>216378102
is she ok? x

>>216377516
is she bigger than you?

>>216378120
Shit the fuck up. If we kill 3000 people and burn all their money, every single problem will be solved. That's it. That's the only thing standing between us and a galactic empire of good.

>>216377692
>Son is autistic and retarded
>Mother is a manipulative cunt pretending to cry and calling the police over a wrongthink
>Father is stumbling drunken bully
grim all around

what have you become
you will not win this war

>>216378157
put the bottle down boomer

i didn't learn to tie my shoes until i was 18

>>216378151
yep

>>216378089
>and I don't care about the consequences
then what's stopping you now, pussy?

mad how utterly infested bumble is with fake accounts now
they're so obvious too, they all have their snapchat handle and use the superpower prompt in broken english

>>216378089
youve given up on the natsoc larp i see

>>216378240
this is true for all dating apps

it's... just me?
i'm...
all alone........

a pox upon your pecker

>>216378383
lol

>>216378383
funny

Thinking about putting a ballpoint pen down my willy

>>216377749
shut the fuck up holy shit

>>216378448
had a woman make that same face when she saw my willy

Might put a second ballpoint pen down my willy

>>216378176
>left crying victim despite instigating and right inflaming a problem of their own creation
checks out

>>216378505
>>216378547
mate
cut it out

>>216378566
reckon he can pull it out just fine actually

Selam bonginistans

hungry, might have some crackers and cheese and onion chutney

Thinking about swapping out ballpoint pens with dried spaghetti to put down my willy

Me own son...a rorke

>>216378574
alright kenji

>>216378591
what if it snaps?

HOLY DIVER

toothache woke me up
:(

Dad’s coming up the stairs after hearing me play playstation till 5am again

>>216378686
do you pay rent?

>>216378686
got a steamdeck myself

im actually... quite impressed by you. i want to have sex with you... if thats okay?

>>216378703
say, why dont we go upstairs and save the white race?

>>216378703
yes please maam

>>216378696
been thinking of getting one, just wanna play some elden ring

>>216378735
The specs are a little weak from Elden Ring, I'd wait until deck 2 comes out

Lime Street from St George's Plateau, 1892 and 2025

With the statue of Queen Victoria, and the Alexandra Theatre, which closed in 1894 and reopened in 1895 before being renamed the Empire Theatre and being demolished in 1924

shaking my ass to the fitgirl repacks song

>>216378874
i bet you got a flat arse. No cheeks at all

odds one more episode
evens i do some reading

5 hours into no nut november, get in

oh myyyyy gosh
i shit in my pants so im gon let the beat rock

He will always be a Prince
The People’s Prince

odds I go to the supermarket and by ingredients for dinner
evens I get a cheeky brown man to deliver my dinner from my phone

>>216378943
>>216378943

>>216378949
too early you plonker

>>216378959
felt cheeky x

my name is retep. and i am evil

>>216378874
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Wvn-9BXVc

>warehouse toil begins in 40 minutes
>see this
I want to go back to bed