Thread 216378943

dobby edition

good morning all

singing this is the new to the tune of the stone roses this is the one

rip in peace
where will you go next?

Off to the paki shop, any of you fat cunts want anything

>>216378986
am I correct in saying that asmongold is the guy who sleeps in a cockroach infested room and wipes the blood from his bleeding gums on the wall

>>216378986
buy an ad

>>216378943 (OP)
Very ugly jewish woman

>>216378997
want them all out, cheers mate x

>>216378997
bounty, haribo gummy bears, saussie roll, steak and onion pie. cheers bro, i'll pay you pay wednesday

sir Keir Starmer will have a vision of Browntain in 2050 starts to deport irish

>>216379004
idk last thing i remember was him playing wow on twitch

doing rorke stuff in my rorke castle

>>216378986
alas it is pointless, there is no safe land on this earth while you ghouls continue to walk it

>>216379112
what did she mean by this

>>216379142
I imagine them posting this is just smug gloating

I should be in bed rn

go do something else

>>216379142
hes not saying its because of me im from israel

>>216379179
i'm sure they gloated 109+ times throughout history too

they really don't have much foresight between them

David Mitchell and Victoria Coren Mitchell attends Jonathan Ross's Halloween Party on October 31, 2016 in London, England. (2016)

>>216379004
nah

go ed zaz

>>216379335
awww she's smiling for her irish boyfriend :))

asmr wank on the cards

"breadmakers" or "bread machines" are for stupid people

about to jump on the cans

sucking a coffee

>>216379358
how so

Phoebe Cates facesitting session 1984.

ankle hurts like a mf might go on a run still

>>216379416
stupid people like them because you just dump ingredients in and press a button and they don't care that they don't make proper bread or anything which tastes decent because they're stupid

>>216379442
right so they're tools to make peoles lives easier and people who want to make their lives easier are stupid

>>216379335
deeply ugly woman
would love to marry her

>>216379516
no
making bread is easy
you literally dump the ingredients in a bowl and smush it around until it's smooth and stretchy then let it sit for a while then bake it
and then you get bread which actually tastes decent and like real bread
the shit that comes out of a bread maker is garbage

>>216379544
making bread is time consuming and breadmakers make it less so

bad day to be a breadmaker

Get her poo scranned.

>>216379567
it's pointless because the end result is shit

>>216379544
i kind of agree it's pointless
if you want better quality bread but can't spare the time to make it just go to a baker. still you shouldn't fault people for trying

>>216379607
they're not trying though they're just purchasing some scammy appliance because they think they can improve any part of their live with money rather than effort

i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt

>>216379620
where did the breadmaker touch you mate

>>216379596
>the end result is shit
That’s true of all food thoughbeit.

>>216379596
it's not though maybe you're just shit at making bread

making a diet/exercise plan to gradually stop being such a sedentary ogre

people who use ovens rather than an open flame are just lazy

bad day to be a sedentary ogre

going to pasta shops to look for an italian girlfriend

>>216379641
yeah if you're a moron it is
>>216379665
I'm good at making bread
people's bread makers are shit at making bread

Cor! I'll protect the dolls alright...
Rowling seething as usual

norwood pride worldwide

>>216379678
what's the plan

married life isn't for me

>>216379713
>Women of the Year
>They're all men

>>216379722
haven't decided but i think like week 1 i'll do some stretching exercises and walk to the shops rather than drive, week 2 i'll introduce one or two days of going on a short run
similar thing for diet and sleep

>>216379708
Did my joke actually go over your head?

>>216379724
he's probably just pretending to be interested in gaming.

scoobie doobie doo
done a poo
and shaggy thought it chocolate
shaggy took a bite
he's alright
but now he's at the doctor

>>216379853
howling

many happy wanks to you and yours lads

wake up you lazy shites

makes me giggle how the time jesus supposedly turned water into wine was when he was at a party and they'd run out of piss

might fire up the breadmaker and make some lovely bread

no more wanks
i'm serious

>>216380014
you'll be wanking tomorrow trust me

>>216379961
weird cunt

having an all aussie adventure

>>216379754
wow funny joke

You have to wonder if Emma Watson is aware of the fact that some guy in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Kentucky would gladly pay to lick her asshole clean instead of her having to use toilet paper.

>>216380083
ur a sicko !

>>216380083
she looks quite aged here

>>216380083
probably, people have likely been telling her she's beautiful for longer than she can remember, imagine what that must do to the psyche

find this website so repetitive these days. No free thinkers left

i'm taking it round the w w w w w w w w w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo

>>216380038
i do want to have a wank right now
but i know i can't
i simply cannot

then he niggered away
(nigger nigger)
til the very next day

a gumjob from a toothless old methhead hag

I don’t know if it was because she didn’t have any teeth or if she was just good at giving head but the way that old bag slobbered on my ding dong felt amazing.

>>216380168
don't speak about your mother that way

on the train farting on blackoids

funny how the other brit threads shut down at night time but this place is always going

what happened to the refuse to acknowledge the existense of browns or whatever lad?

feel like going for a drive but i'm very drunk

get bored

currently naked as the day god made me x

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genuinely dont get the belgians advertisement gimmick

getting my daily dose of morning news

>>216380454
it's just autistic freak humor

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>216380454
he's a schizo, they tend to have their bizarre rituals

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

the question is why do they always do this part specifically on a belgian flag

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216380467
>>216380488
bull shit it's the same as all the other demoralization spam that gets posted here

>>216380504
filtering him takes 5 secs and you never see a belgiuim post again mate

they really think people can't see it for what it is lmao

Avoid wanking until your sack turns blue.

>>216380504
nobody gets demoralised by /brit/ lol

>>216380504
if you find it demoralising then that's on you

>>216380515
>>216380523
>>216380529
yeah wow that's fascinating really

omg im getting demoralized by a schizo on 4chan next to the poo posts!! someone help me!!

>>216380537
shut uo gay ass up!

>>216380537
pipe down virgin

my next gf needs to have massive bonkers

see how they react when you call it what it actually is?
interesting huh?

tonight's kino lineup is wishmaster (1997) followed by zoolander 2 (2016)

>>216380541
*rapes you at 99999999999999mph until you're reduced to a puddle of bloody viscera*

>>216380559
scream

>>216380570
me when i see the scary skeleton gifs on the corner of the screen

whats a good action movie lads i need to watch something exciting and /tv/ is shit at recomedning stuff

>>216380083
Emmayank is a man of high culture

wish i had a computer wife like plankton

>>216380580
john hwick

>>216380576
Nun timmy could do

Let's be honest, Andrew didn't really do anything wrong

>>216380603
aye, seems to me the girl he allegedly shagged was 17 which is legal

>>216380580
john thwick

yes! the retards are here! finally! this is so exciting!

australia haloween !

>>216380597
>>216380613
ive already seen jonathon wick

>>216380559
Mate that's 150 thousand times the speed of light in a vacuum and physically impossible

prostitution is not legal and it is also evil
if you are a whoremonger you are forever marked and you should be sent away to an island with other men where you will never have any access to women or children

>>216380628
Dredd (2012) if you're being serious.

>>216380616
ts used to make me feel intense amounts of anxiety and dread

yanks love complining about other posters whilst offering nothing of value themselves

Sir John Thwick

*scuttles around on all fours*
gremlin is hungry gremlin is hungry

>>216380616
What's so scary about getting my quarterly tax activity statement

>>216380630
see >>216380559

>>216380639
Prostitution is fab

>>216380580
nobody (2021) is a recent one i quite liked, heard it has a sequel as well but i aint seen it yet

>>216380643
centrelink?

antipodeans love constantly projecting their own behavior onto others because it keeps them from acknowledging what they actually are

>>216380628
The Raid (2011 film)

^see what i mean lads

>>216380640
seen that
>>216380664
ok i will watch it!
>>216380665
yea

^_-

>>216380658
Hope the relativistic paradox makes you turn into a rape baby and I get rape pregnant with you and then I get you rape aborted

my owner said he'd let me out of my enclosure today im so excited

I turn 30 next month
With this I enter the Autumn of my life, never again to know the warmth of youth

can't believe rapelad got bail

mad how words on a screen can turn a man into a raving lunatic, reposting the most deranged schizo-babble believing it to be esoteric knowledge

>>216380671
The ideal human society?

>>216380580
Id like to watch that one with lad from downton abbey in it again

3 eggs (scrambled)
1 piece of wholemeal toast
avocado

chicken
rice
broccoli

yogurt
berries
granola

steak
6 eggs (fried)


thats me for the day then x

much to think about

>>216380640
>>216380673
Same film

bat bag bell
or
tab gall ebb

>>216380723
Paddington 2?

simpsons hit and run sex mods

LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL
I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES

Neeed a behorned gf

cate

>>216380725
tasteless shite, imagine eating like that ok a saturday

>>216380616
*replies to that email*

>>216380767
fuckup vegnonce

>>216380741
This one

>>216380764
brush the cat

>>216380760
horned and behorned mean the same thing?

>>216380725
>9 eggs
smelly weirdo

simpsons tit and bum

>>216380783
Im assuming

>>216380783
no

kek how does he do it

>yogurt
>berries
>granola

>>216380750
Bizarre this made me laugh out loud

good morning you despicable incel slimes

>>216380804
snceaing

>>216380790
whats on the menu for you then

Might take the family to watch Fackham Hall

get the guardian first dates posted

the moon is looking at me now
I'm going to take drugs

>>216380817
not 9 eggs cos i'm not a fucking weirdo

nooooo you can't just eat food! that's gayyyy1!!!

>>216380817
toss up between a kizza or an abdul curry

man sneezing outside

>>216380817
8eggs

>>216380817
handful of spinach
ancestral grain porridge
quark

half an apple
lemon juice

wholegrain spaghetti
garlic
leftover veg

sourdough toast
plant-based butter
damson jam

>>216380804
granola is usually sugary af

>>216380838
fuck off and snort your fent cody go on

>>216380836
whats wrong with eating 9 eggs

>>216380849
no it isn't? not here anyway

tbf clogging up your guts with nine eggs is the opposite of gay unless you're into some literal kinky shit

repeatedly flexing the muscles that retract my bollocks so they swing three feet up and down like a yoyo

>>216380851
can't make one right guess can you
suppose it's all you know however

>>216380852
Imagine the smell

>>216380864
how do eggs clog up your guts? they literally get 100% digested

a single peach in a bowler hat

>>216380580
first blood
mad max
mad max fury road

can't believe dobby wasn't introduced until s5, feels like she was there throughout the whole show

>>216380881
*plum floating in perfume served in a mans hat

Why are we helping Jamaica? If we had a natural disaster would Jamaica be sending planes over here to help?

>>216380875
what smell?

dobby was pretty unlikeable
not as unlikeable as the two main characters of course

>>216380915
what are you on about? dobby and super hans were the only two likeable characters in the whole show

imagine eating so many boiled eggs that you end up farting out whole undigested ones like a chicken

>>216380580
dredd

dobby is a free elf

>>216380929
>the main sexual interests were the only likeable characters

good morning x

>>216380864
Gay men are after all famously not kinky and very vanilla

>>216380934
that happened to my uncle imambacchus

When you've had enough of the little freeloader that lives in your spare room, refuses to get a job and spends all day cosplaying Enoch Powell...

>>216380929
And daryl

>>216380929
super hans yes dobby no

just squirted everywhere woops :P

>>216380967
yes and daryl
april was alright too

gay anal douching is a myth created by benders to make it seen like they're not into poo

feel like SHIT

going to a Halloween party tonight
there will be fanny there
girl fanny

>>216380852
i just wouldn't want to be near you after that

>>216380580
hard boiled

>>216380994
you wouldn't even know

daddy found an oak gall
then we found another one in a different place
a different kind

>>216380992
scary

>>216380992
good luck lad xx

my bedroom has stalactites growing from the ceiling

wearing the blush cardigan spray
I will light the sandalwood incense
and maybe the moonlit goddess candle

>>216381030
dear esther ah ah ah ah nigga looking mofugga bixxernooder pooer in the looer

>>216381030
are they made from cum

sooner I got to the gym sooner I can come back

>>216380764
he looks like he's plotting your downfall

>>216380998
grown ass man typing this btw

>>216381060
that's what all catbergs do

>>216381086
you wish

>>216381087
not my catberg
catberg loves me

>>216381030
stalactites are girls
stalagmites are boys

>>216381087
this >>216381109

>>216380852
cholesterol, how you would digest it, your farts
plenty of things moron

>>216381060
>>216381087
omg lol did you guys get this from reddit? haha great stuff

>>216381123
yank education exposed

workmen just caught me running up the stairs on all fours

>>216381123
plenty of gym girls eat even more than that per day desu

right well that's me off to greggs

The Australian Heart Foundation used to have its logo on egg cartons to say they probably wouldn't kill you

ate a whole chocolate orange and now everything I eat has an orangey aftertaste

what a loser
couldn't be me
haha

>>216381165
if the logo isn't there any more does that mean they actually will kill you

Not arsed about Remembrance Day
Not arsed about poppies

might move to carnarvon, western australia

>>216381199
'ki

>>216381206
Na white

>>216381186
how can a girl be single for 15 years
she's not even unattractive or fat
there would be a literal army of blokes willing to date her

>>216381128
god you're such a misery guts

>>216381150
imagine all their farts

>>216381199
indeed, if you're dumb enough to go to war for the jews then you deserved to get shot

>>216381199
Alri Abdul

>>216381203
what happens there

Don't wear a poppy anymore, even though I used to collect for the legion in my teens. Wouldn't be right given my political leanings.

>>216381222
it's like 4am in yankland too this nigga is staying up all night making himself angry for no reason

>>216380964
Enoch Powell spent a good part of his life being a respected if slightly poofy teacher in the classics
Fun fact, our left wing icon Gough Whitlam was one of his students and he was one of the few lecturers he respected

poos and farts are disgusting
even if they come from attractive women

>>216381222
hmm I'm not the one who's hated by animals thoughever *shrugs*

>>216381224
our most popular instagram influencer made a whole diet around it, there was lots of jokes in that regard

>>216381215
Gypsies arent white lad

boiled onion for dinner

>>216381232
i''ve no idea, i am curious about the northwestern coast of australia though, it's an enigmatic part of the country, no one really knows what happens there

>>216381232
It's bananas

eucalyptus leaves for tea

>>216381235
I'm not angry you silly
I bet you want me to be though
also it's 1:30

>>216381227
Jews started ww1 now?

>>216381240
poof

>>216381251
I’m no gypsy
>>216381231
White

>>216381240
ah yes the "I'm a flaming homo but I'm not ready to accept it yet" gf

was working in london through the week and they took us out for drinks at the sterling
was seething the whole time thinking about this place

>>216381256
nothing really, theres some proper prehistoric landscapes up there, you can get cruises that go around the coast

>>216381269
jews started every war in at least the last millennium

>>216381265
yay

>>216381274
:)

eating walnuts and listening to early metallica

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

>>216381285
yeah i've heard there are stromatolites that are literally 3 billion years old

>>216381269
Yeah sorry but literally no one is associating ww1 with Remembrance Day anymore

business idea board game dice made out of cubic wombat poos

>>216381279
Seem to remember something posted before about how completely mental she is

>>216381290
Chinese looking fella

>>216381307
Really? I only associate it with ww1. Genuinely think youre not English

>>216381307
bizarre post

>>216381307
ridiculous assertion

Don't wear a poppy until after Halloween, me. Just feels weird to have a respectful item on at a time when people are dressing up as dracula and that.

>>216381327
Good for you you’re not the majority. People think of ww2 and Iraq Afghanistan
>>216381342
Refute it
>>216381345
You’re not even from here yeah just pipe down yeah champ?

The notion that anyone in WW1 died for our freedom and right to vote is absurd. The problem of German unification was the sole motivation, and they were no more or less democratic than the British at the time.

>>216379751
are you 70 years old? go jogging and start lifting weights 6 days a week you stupid fat bastard

>>216381305
doesn't roll off the tongue does it?

>>216381360
Ive only seen women break the minutes silence

>>216381367
oh okay

>>216381380
>>216381380
>>216381380

started going to a korean barber and he gives me the best trims ever, never had so many compliments on my hair

woe to the down-pressor
they eat the bread of sorrow
woe to the down-pressor
they'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow

Lads I'm starting to think that antisemitism may not be an all-encompassing theory of history

>>216381367
>The problem of German unification was the sole motivation
That thing that had occurred 40years before ?

>>216381375
I got made to stand outside in Primary school once because I kept laughing. I wasn't laughing at the minutes silence, but I couldn't hold it in when looking around the room and everyone was stone-faced. Just felt absurd and then because I was trying not to laugh, I laughed even harder.

>>216381302
dum diddley dum diddley dum dum dum dum dum dum
dum diddley dum diddley dum dum dum dum dum dum

>>216381395
Yes? Read about it.

mad how we always leave out how brits knowingly sent thousands of anzacs to their certain death at gallipoli

>>216380580
Rambo: First Blood (1982)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambo III (1988) Rambo (2008)
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

The Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Terminator Genisys (2015)
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Universal Soldier (1992)
Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998)
Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998)
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2010)
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)