Thread 216379784

halloween is over fall is here edish

previous: >>216377929

I hope you fools down south still swangin them thangs

halloween isnt over for another 30 minutes

>>216379784 (OP)
it's not 4 am yet, Halloween's not over.

Enable me

No one ever died from drinking or gooning or eating too much

>>216379816
isnt that how elvis died

>>216379818
He combined it with drug use

Elvis had some bangers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhW6t4rEJwU&list=RDOhW6t4rEJwU

I meant convince me to drink and drive... And hit on the the girl that works at the local gas station

>>216379834
you should drink and go dancing near the edge of a cliff, instead.

>>216379797
>>216379750
I feel this only applies to white girls though and not white men thank you

think I'll take a massive shit for no reason whatsoever

>>216379881
What? That's what Jason's mom said before she had him?

Anyone from Leslieville?

>>216379851
Been there plenty

>>216379867
Black haired white girls are Irish. it's just crazy feisty Irish genes

>>216379899
bodied that freak

>>216379851
Actually. Do you wanna fight? Like, ir. I've only ever killed one other man but who are you anyway

just took an edible I'll sleep when it kicks in

how to steal a million

>>216380002
>I've only ever killed one other man but who are you anyway
Dmn u are so badass

Juvenile facial features, undeveloped jaw = fag
large eyes that look bright = fag
strange body proportions = fag
overly fat or overly skinny = fag

It's that time of night I guess. Oh well

>>216380056
I don’t have any of these features but I’m still a fag. Checkmate.

>>216380040
W.t.f is an American and why should i care about it?

Kill all fags

apparently oasis can actually sound good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3R1Cyzdu7M

>>216380021
I am. I wish I knew who you were. It's like a responsibility. Good guys taking out bad guys... Like Batman

i need to deposit my dick's semen into a fresh vaginal crevice

>>216380081
This

>>216380087
>Good guys taking out bad guys... Like Batman

could you march all day on 1 lb 6 oz bread?

Now you see it, now you don't
I'll say that's our cue to disappear too, right fellas?

I thrive on the cold. It's all I know

>>216380118
Ugly reddit corporate flag

deadass had one beer after getting off work and my throat already tasted like vomit

i hate this era of women wearing ties and those dumb jackets. i hated the previous era of stupid autistic shit in every characters hair. i hated the era before that of retarded disconnected sleeves. fuck anime and mange are dead who killed them.

The pics I took look like crap, but screenshots of the video look like this. I don't get it.

>>216380129
I'll admit it's not a great flag. But it's Iowa

>horror movie twist where the God the main character is praying to is actually le Satan
Woah

>>216380212
what movie tho?

>>216380218
Saint Maud

I'm over it.

>>216380246
See you in a week when you're thinking about it again

>>216380225
never heard of it

I'll be at the bookstore tomorrow, what should I get with my 20% off coupon

i'm in a rigorous physical routine. the way it works is you drink and play video games until you've hunched too long. then you drink and lay flat and watch youtube.

edible hasn't kicked in, gonna be smart and take the other half

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCoN16zdM08

Spinny, now we know we were wrong
We messed up, and now you're gone

Spinny, We’re sorry we neglected you
Oh, we never expected you to run away and leave us feeling this empty
Your posts right now would read like poetry to us
Please /cum/ home, 'cause we miss you, Spinny
(Spinny, /cum/ home!)
Spinny, /cum/ home
(Spinny, /cum/ home!)
Spinny, /cum home!
Spinny, can't you see we were blind?
We’ll do anything to change your mind
More than a anon, you're our best friend
Too cool to forget, /cum/ back, 'cause we are family
And forgive us for making you wanna roam
And now our heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere, we hope you're reading our latest, three-word poem:
Spinny, /cum/ home

>>216380273
some BITCHES on ya dick

nyiggaaaaaaa

I used to read books in the shower

>>216380273
A book dumbfuck

>>216380288
I would bring my iPad in with me

>>216380273
Go big or go home... It's time for Moby-Dick

>>216380258
Weekends are nice right

This was the worst Halloween for me in a while. I just had to work

>>216380313
same, and I had to ride the bus back home with zoomers all around me in shitty costumes

>>216380273
World War Z
Endurance

>>216380278
Always a pro move.

goodnight

>>216380310
Already have that one

>>216380363
Good night friendo

>>216380316
That's an awful feeling
seeing everyone around partying and knowing you exist in a separate reality
I know that feel

>>216380313
the whole week has been absolute dogshit.

>>216380360
I'm feelin it now gonna goon then sleep!

How much longer can a guy cope

>>216380313
Mine was great. I got to hand out candy. There were like two hundred kids over the night. My dog went nuts and she got tons of pets and compliments, and the kids were cute. Lots of store bought costumes but there were a good amount of homemade ones too. One kid was Colonel Sanders and he had a KFC bucket as a candy pail. There was even a Naruto in 2025 which was funny to me.

>>216380411
Are you the anon that got refused a coupon by that jeet cashier?

>>216380313
unless you thought you had the day off but got called in to work, then you had a better Halloween than me.

>>216380444
Sweet dreams big dawg

Made one:
>>216380554

Went to hand a child a piece of candy to ight and accidentally tripped and pushed him over a ledge which he fell off and exploded

>>216380562
>straight up plagiarizing a thread but with a different map
classing int

>>216380477
lmao no, dogbert has been sick for the last couple of weeks and dadstein is being a complete piece of shit

>>216380652
I hope dogbert has a swift recovery. Maybe give him an apple

Which coom do you regret the most?

>>216380822
It’s a tie between every time I’ve jerked off to trannies and/or femboys/twinks.

>>216380807
She sprained her ankle and has been bed ridden for the last two weeks. The worst part is when I pick her up so she pees she goes berserk and tries to bite me. Thankfully she's starting to get better and less bitey.

>>216380822
i jerked off thinking about raw bacon once to see if i could
it wasnt worth proving that to myself

>>216380877
Aww poor girl. Glad she’s getting better.

Saw a female professor today with cat ear headphones on

>>216381078
I saw a rather attractive but ditzy looking brown woman wearing cat ears once, she looked like she would have been easy to fuck.

DAAAAA BLUE JAYS LOSE
DAAAAA DODGERS WIN

so much things to say right now

>>216380866
Same.

Lol I followed this „make ChatGPT answer unethical questions“ prompt yesterday and they instantly deleted my account because I was trying to make weapons apparently
:(

Nigga be like my first social interaction in a decade gotta document it for the chan

>>216381645
Quite a cast of characters you’ve got there.

OG bombaclaat!!!!!!!

>>216381645
so do u have gay sex with them or...?

>>216381779
Why do you post shit like this here when it’s the middle of the night for NA? You have to know this streamerslop is the gayest shit in the universe. Why are you ragebaiting me? Now I’m mad at 3 o’clock in the morning. Precum is literally leaking through my underwear and sweatpants and I’m gonna have to have sex with your boypussy now. Thanks a lot.

Happy all saints day

gm nappers

an app to use the laundry. oh, brother...

Top ten funniest pranks of all time

Number one
My existence

When is the /cum/ poo festival?

Havent worked out in three weeks, been averaging three fifth of vodka a week, one meal every two days, idk what the fuck happened most days. I dont read anymore, I jerk off to porn at least twice a day.

My friend who I havent spoken to in a year had his second child

Can you hug me until im alright but I dont get alright so the hug never ends but you got shit to do besides holding trash in your arms so you find an excuse to leave by stabbing me in my throat

this is near you

Gonna start a cult based around worshipping Russian long range missiles and pray for them to release their cleansing heat on me

>>216384180
Seems a bit scary but vibe tvh
>>216384187
Cute
>>216384244
https://youtu.be/4tFwfxwqCJI?si=0f407Hs0KKw7t4xH
Love the bomb

rape my cungawunga otherwise yer a coward. oh mommy I’m your dad.

>be /o/ car so I can drive dates
>go on /int/ so I can learn foreign lanugages and cultures to rizz foreign girls and date
>go on /diy/ so I can be handy for girls
>go on /fit/ so I can get yoked for girls and fight other dudes
I admit
I do it for the poosy

>>216384610
Is the pussy worth the fuss?

https://youtu.be/kgjbexyWl2k?si=rO84Kr9Qva-oP30e
New we're in hell video poggers
Cozy

is becoming russian the only way for a white man to survive the chinese century without becoming chinese?

Anons, crossposting from /soc/ for help.
Thanks.

>>216385232
Also, will criminal elements seek out tourists that mind themselves?
Am I basically to stick only to resort towns?

I will also be brushing up on my spoken Spanish. Oh, do you get seen as a retard if you can only speak half-English and half-Spanish, or is that flattering?
Like, if my Spanish is shit, should I just do English, or will people like that I am speaking some Spanish mixed with English?

>>216385198
Russia sucks what are you smoking

>>216385324
I don't want to be Chinese!!!

>>216385339
You can't become Chinese and you can't become a Russian. You're a foreigner if you leave your home. Running away doesnt solve anything. If you wanna live in chudtopia just move to Idaho or something

>>216385389
If you don't throw in your lot, you're going to go down with the ship. I'd rather run away than experience the slow grinding decline that is coming

>>216385421
Thats basically what everyone with money and a brain is doing i guess, so I can't fault you for that. We'l see what happens, everything is too unstable to calculate far. Just think going to russias probably the worst choice on earth lol.

the xan francisco got me looking and moving like mr bean

>>216385523
The za got me dating the genealogy of Jesus

really hope this weeb avatarfag dies a painful death

>>216385594
58% thc pre rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the book of revelations. we are indeed close

>>216385614
Cool
>>216385637
The heroin got me speaking aramaic

>>216385723
this heroin feel like za, this za feel like heroin

>>216385751
Funny video

I keep my glock at the vatican

>>216385848
This za got the opps wearing garlic around their neck

I like cute animal videos on the internet. Who doesn’t? The Twitter algorithm feeds them to me. I see them on Youtube (and shorts) as well. If I had a tiktok or an insta, I’m sure I’d see them over there too. Terrific.

But everything is driven by pure engagement. Most of the accounts that post this type of content are just slop content scrapers that steal shit from tiktok and then post it up on their page. All these twitter accounts with names like “Nature is Amazing” or “Beautiful Nature” or “Cutest Animals” or “Funny Cute Animals” operate this way. Most of them upload the exact same videos, often over and over.

Well I guess that’s just internet slop for you. Sure. But what really sucks about it is how many of these animals are clearly abused. Videos of people holding little baby bears or lions and treating them like puppies. Videos of exotic animals in domestic situations, sometimes dressed in outfits. Videos of people acting in unsafe ways for themselves, wild animals, and children. These videos do massive numbers, being uploaded over and over again. It all makes me feel uneasy.

It makes me wonder: To what extent have illicit animal trafficking and exploitation industries been emboldened by the popularity of these videos? I fear these cutesy animal slop videos for retards (such as myself) are normalizing all this awful stuff. Social media and the modern internet ruin everything and it makes me sad.

>>216385903
im unfortunately not smart enough to improvise these, especially in american. i got a few good ones in estonian though

Lol

>>216386092
Estonian Dracula flow sounds based af tho lol.
>>216386115
Those are engineers and scientists youre shit talking chud

SNAP Americans are going to SNAP

>>216386175
They were always going to snap

>>216386051
Here’s just one example I found after searching for 2 minutes:

>https://x.com/shouldhaveanima/status/1984206758152487000?s

A rare white bengal tiger. These animals are purposely inbred for their white pattern, which results in all kinds of health problems. And this cunt has one in what looks like a house and she’s just fucking with it. Probably it’s been drugged. And now this video just goes into the slop economy - To be copied and reuploaded and spread around over and over again.

But engagement is the only thing that matters, right? So as long as they get engagement and can make a profit, then why should they give a fuck if they are celebrating and normalizing animal exploitation and abuse? The social media engagement farm slop factory actively encourages this behaviour. It’s evil.

>>216386174
>Mu laskur on naarik, ta näeb välja nagu märt avandi
>Lasin Tallinn Fasion weekil tommy cashi juuksed peast rotti, müüsin need mihkel rauale.
>Mu eit on soomest, ta näeb välja nagu paks pille minev
>sõitsin vectraga liiklusmärki, kaldusin viljapõldu. kutsusin su ema lükkama
:DDDD

elbows up

>>216386292
I’ll give credit to some of people in the replies of this one who are trying to call I out this abusive behaviour. Most of the time when I look in the replies, it’s just AI bots and people talking like infantilized babies and saying shit like “boop the heckin pupperdoggo” on a video of an exploited bear cub.

The problem is that these replies, even when they’re outraged, only drive the engagement further. Positive engagement is equal to negative engagement. It just keeps the slop factory churning no matter what.

This video was pretty good. Sorta scary though.
>>216386354
>>Mu eit on soomest, ta näeb välja nagu paks pille minev
Lmao

>>216386051
>>216386292
>>216386409
Twitter profits from this. These repost accounts profit from this. The almighty dollar drives it all. The absolute pursuit of profit necessarily produces immorality. When money comes first, everything else is secondary. Given enough time, integrity and ethics inevitably get thrown out the window. These animal videos are only one such example of this process in action. It’s happening everywhere with almost everything. And nothing is going to stop it.

>>216386537
>leedu autovargad lasid mu x6 rotti enne kui jõudsin ta varuosadeks müüa
>ma ei saa lennu kontrolilst läbi, mu eide käekott on fooliumseintega

>>216386676
>nothing is going to stop it.
We just need a good king to fix our problems

>>216386710
>>ma ei saa lennu kontrolilst läbi, mu eide käekott on fooliumseintega
Things so electric with the shortie I put her in a Faraday cage

>>216385389
>idaho
Fuck off, we’re full

you da ho

>>216387021
>we’re full
Lmfao no you fucking arent

wait a minute mr postman

I like the word "absconded".

Despite how the narrative feels lately, the world's still pretty awesome and beautiful

get around round round i get around

>>216387666
You ger a round you get a round everybody gets a round
>>216387671
I thought she was going g to throw up into the camera

Americans are so STUPID!

>>216387779
Have you ever milked a brown cow?

why dont we all plan a vacation to costa rica then we meet up there

>>216387865
costa rica was nice, seem cleaner than mexico
still had to throw my poo-poo paper in the trash though

>>216387913
thats just how it is down here

my senses have been stripped. my hands can't feel to grip

>>216387865
I think id want to know people online individually before going into the final fantasy house

>>216388012
everyone one on /mu/ says the byrds version mogs dylan's but I like them both

coffee and cigarettes

>eat halloween candy
>get an erection
>masturbate
>repeat
i've done this 3 times already today, i don't understand why it's happening

>>216388363
The food groups
Im outta milk so canne drink coffee lately sob
Dark light or med roast

>>216388479
Chocolate is an aphrodisiac

>>216388479
You're developing a feedee fetish

>>216388702
lol

Good morning

They celebrate Halloween in Belgium now?
TOTAL AMERICAN CULTURAL VICTORY

I imagine all anime posters look like this

>>216388785
Why does anime mind real so many maladjusted losers? Turns em into weirdos and trannies

>>216388738
Yeah its crazy I've seen Halloween decorations this year in Europe
>>216388785
I look like that

jeet removal services

Age catches up to everyone

>>216388956
Not if you die young or have excaliba like seiba

Poopoo mixed with peepee

>>216388956
I don't that she looks that bad considering shes in her 40s now. Hard to tell with all that makeup though.

GARY!

It's November
...
bitch

I wish kratom made me feel good so I could take it
>>216389210
Happy vember

Da rent is due

Youtube sometimes recommends me these wtf?

>>216389353
Thanks for the reminder

When you don't have friends on Facebook the feed is just softcore porn. And that's ok

>>216389353
Say thank you for your service to air traffic controllers
>>216389409
Mexico i think

>>216389125
I don't think she looks bad either, just older

>>216388956
I strongly dislike her nostrils

Wakie, wakie, eggs and bakey

More like wakey wakey half a cigarette and a swig of last nights rum

Going to Trader Joe's in an hour
Hope I see some milfs and arthoes there

>>216390094
Do they still sell Vodka of the Gods

Playing call of pripyat for the first time I'm three hours in and haven't left the swamp yet there is so much to do

>>216390131
I'll investigate and report back

>>216390156
Copy that, private

My schizo cousin got back into drugs again

>>216390222
Sad

>>216390222
Kid always was a dum fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water? The penguin exhibit?

Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?

>Get jeet neighbors
>Unironically the nicest people I've ever met
>They have no idea how much shit I talk about jeets online

>>216390446
They're ok sometimes but by and large they don't assimilate

>>216390446
There are nice people of every race. Some races have less nice people than others.

>>216390446
Oh my fauci they are so nice I guess we shouldn't care if they replace us!

>>216390094
Get some English toffee pretty please
>>216390133
Yeah call of pripyat is a good one. Its definitely underrated compared to soc cause its just about as good.
>>216390222
Sorry anon. Thats a bummer. Sorta hard for people with messed up brains to stay sober when sober is so much bad all the time. Maybe with some help he'll get back on the wagon.
>>216390365
Was he that guy who killed himself and liked Bill Clinton or something? Hmm.
>>216390446
Just gotta power up your racism and become evil so that niceness doesnt phase you lol

Avatarfagging is against the rules btw

China's cities are pretty damn impressive

it's hot chocolate weather, bros.

>>216390693
Easy to spring up a few hundred copy pasted tofu apartments when you have no regulations and don't care about them crumbling

>>216390723
Zesty faggot

A1A

BEACHFRONT AVENUE!!!

Catholics have the most hardline take on abortion, contraception, the afterlife, and divorce

>>216390789
Yet they bend more rules than the mafia

>>216390647
Its an imageboard, dude. You can attach images to posts
>>216390693
A lot of third world cities in Asia and Africa have become pretty amazing after 20 years or so of consistent development its awesome.

>>216390693
That's because you only see the small parts they want you to. Most of China is India tier.

>>216390805
bend what rules?

Divorce is still not permissible

Abortion is still wrong in ALL cases

only those that are Catholic can have a share in the afterlife

no one should use contraception under any circumstances

We strip the forests, burn fuels that poison our atmosphere and our food, we genetically engineer our vegetables and we throw dissidents in prison for one reason: unfettered growth of African populations.
Nations around the world are sounding a 911 fire alarm that populations are decreasing. They work tirelessly 24/7, raising your taxes, cutting your services, and giving money to businesses with one fundamental goal in mind: allow more African babies to be born.

I'm up. Sipping coffee rn

>Catholic church holds that only those that are Catholic can have a share in life eternal and so there is a very real chance I will be reunited with Hitler, Himmler, and Goebbels and I will never see a damn yid there

LETS FUCKING GO

Average Catholic is a faggot who molests children

>>216390968
those are jews thoughie

>>216390946
https://youtu.be/bRbUTfSds0U

>>216391026

only those that are Catholic can have a share in life eternal

>>216390828
Thc blood test
>>216390852
I mean Africans use less resources than other demographics though.
>>216391059
Pretty dolls

Why do chud boomers act like this nigga is the anti-christ

anyone else think this bitch looks kinda jewish

Eating sushi its very tasty and I get so much pog

>>216390693
China's economic hub has a lower gdp per capita than mississippi

>>216391397
Maybe a little bit
>>216391402
Oh cool youre in puerto Vallarta? My dad's been there and liked it a lot.
>>216391448
Reminds me of that wife from total recall scene

The architecture in this country needs to be dealt with.

>>216391506
not to defend china but gdp is a meme statistic

just noticed a grift of russian youtube channels taking entire episodes of fox news programs reuploading them and cashing in on boomers

Why do people get so upset about sprint in Halo? I hated having to run across the vehicle levels in the original trilogy.

>>216391659
It's obviously not perfect, but no wealthy country has a low gdp

>>216391709
it changed how maps work and how you engage enemies and the sprint speed is not even faster than the old walking speeds of the original games

how come when I stop fapping I want to use my BD toys? >.<

>>216391774
because you were raped by your dad

>>216391726
Too much wealth isnt a good thing because its easier to use that money to buy things than shore up true domestic strength. Look what happened to the Venetians in the long run. Its better to be secure but not excessive in my humble opinion

>>216391806
That's not true!

>>216391890
prove it

https://youtu.be/Qlgnm_1hoH4?si=qJmrsoXXD1lkJW_I&t=233

Just woke up let's kiss

>>216392000
keep your stank morning breath away from me

wsup

>>216380004
why does the englishwoman look thicker from behind?

>>216391903
the person making a claim or assertion has the responsibility to provide evidence, not the denier

>>216392060
my cock is up

>>216392078
for my pleasure

>>216380176
That chick with the dress got a GYATT

>>216391827
Better to spend that too much wealth on shoring up true domestic strength, but first you need "too much" wealth

I'm kinda baffled. I thought apple products would cost the same everywhere, i know nike shoes do, but i'm seeing accessories being listed for insanely low prices in legit stores

>>216392175
are you gonna put it down or what

>>216392223
Adolf Hitler

>>216392223
German and danish women are hotter than icelandic women

Sexo e casamento com mulheres gringas
>>216392265
>>216392290

>>216392238
https://vocaroo.com/160Ce5s0t65k

>>216392319
Kek

I'm a stupid dumbass

if you get raped by a dog can you press charges?

>>216392319
you are the gay one you said my cock being up is good

>>216392314
Eu quero muito casar com uma Americana loirinha de olhos azuis/verdes. Mas se isso não acontecer, não me importaria em ela ser brasileira-sulista ou Européia. Eu tenho cidadania Européia. Mas eu adoraria uma namorada branquinha, loirinha de olhos azuis/verdes

>>216392411
no u

imagine if italy opened up the $1 house program to indians

>>216392388
Yeah you can say it was Jeffrey Epstein's dog

>>216392182
I dint know if it's possible to do that. Historically there's been a big struggle to succeed with incredible natural resources and places that were relatively poor in natural resources do better than their neighbors. Like all the south American countries with precious metals or oil seem to be struggling worst out of them. Its possible to use wealth well but I feel like a culture of trade falls for the same mistakes every times. Same reason Athens lost to Sparta so long ago.

>>216392444
I can almost read that.

Fuentes was right

>>216392577
What is he saying?

>>216392606
He really wants to marry a blue/green eyed American woman. He doesn't care if she's Brazilian or European? He has European nationality. He would love more a white something? girl with blue/green eyes o algo.

Get that ass banned, bitch ass nigga

Watching Norm Finklestein and Candace Owens and having a terrible headache.

My tummy hurts. I don't wanna go to school.

>>216392568
That has a lot more to do with the governance, culture and people
Unless you are suggesting that iceland as an example would be worse off if we suddenly discovered massive oil deposits within our borders

>>216392845
Crazy how he, his brother, and all his sons died early

>>216392845
>Candace Owens
There is only 1 black woman whom i respect

>>216392929
Really? Was it from diabetes? Fuck that's horrible, I miss him so much.
>>216392932
Wouldn't mind slaping those tits around.

>>216392932
Are there really simps out there that think this thing wearing black face is endearing?

>>216390194
Back
They do still sell vodka of the gods!

>>216392885
momberg took the plastic jack o lanters and turned them around so they could match with the thanksgiving decorations

>>216392998
His brother was hit by a car (unclear circumstances)
He died from unreported causes (probably being fat and dpressed)
at least one of his sons died from unreported causes at a very young age like 13 or something

It's really tragic that he was gone so early but he was not long for this world anyway

Mom asked me why pochos say "so" a lot when they're speaking Spanish. I couldn't answer.

>>216392598
>>216392895
>That has a lot more to do with the governance, culture and people
Im saying that excessive wealth creates a poor moral character in its governance, culture and people, after enough time. Norway was fine with its oil but that was because it had already established a culture from moderation but it might get worse now that it's too wealthy.

>>216393063
So, es como un palabra de filler

>>216393004
Yes

Use this for the new

>>216393046
Damn...He is my favorite rapper hands down. There's a rapper here in Bulgaria that is very popular and straight up said if anyone is wondering about my flow it's a straight up a rip off of MF DOOM.

>>216393119
I become more misanthropic every day

>>216393155
Basically every half decent rapper these days says that
Ironically DOOM used to always say he never listened to rap himself because it was all garbage (mostly true)
Did you ever listen to his first group: KMD?

>be American
>Mexican-American friend is trying to hook me up with a Mexican girl
>Mexican girl has family in Canada
I /cum/ now?

>>216393156
There are a lot more days ahead

NEW
>>216393194

>>216393071
Poor people today are insanely rich compared to well-off people a thousand years ago
This isn't really applicable unless the idea is that being wealthy as compared to the global average is what risks causing moral decline
I do however agree that people forget what made their society wealthy in the first place, i know most people really, really don't want to start new businesses in norway thanks to their libtarded wealth tax