Thread 216382756

moth 3

shagging my pet moth

that's halloween suddenly over then

i understand the binomial theorem
i can use it
i simply choose not to, because it is cumbersome

>>216382756 (OP)
mothberge

>>216382760
stop tormenting me you brute

my pedophile moth uncle

And what should they know of England who only England know?

will have been over a week since I last saw the toilfu, wonder if she'll greet me with a hug on monday

>>216382797
i'm coming to get you

>>216382819
Do you have a missus at home or something? Why isn't toilfu your wife?

um... cheesed to meet you

Bruce marching straight into the south pacific sea in the direction of Britain, never to be seen again

Massala from "EE" just rang me there but she put the phone down before i could have some fun with her

>>216382753
The Earl's Garden at Arundel Castle is designed in a Renaissance Italian style, fused with tropical planting schemes that thrive in the coastal Sussex climate, it's one of the most enchanting gardens I have ever visited.

On that spot just in front of where the picture was taken suffragette Emily Davison threw herself/was pulled under the kings horse. There's even a plaque commemorating her death. Can't say I've got much love the woman, but it's interesting.

>>216382836
no I don't have a missus that's why I become hopelessly infatuated with random girls I work with, thought that was obvious

>>216382876
If she's hugging you ask her out mate, wtf

>>216382862
bit poncey

>>216382861
i always like to tell the insurance callers that the car accident was actually my fault and that a passenger/child had died when they mention the injuries were only minor

got the window open to air out the overnight stink

you should

>>216382861
nigga named after a curry

New Zealand - care to explain yourself mate? What's this about?

coughing up purple foam

what on earth

>>216382884
she already has a partner, girls are known to hug people for reasons other than physical attraction

>>216382900
wank?

>>216382891
update on my Hinge ban lads. I appealed and they said they wouldn't look into it unless i post a picture of my ID to prove i am me. So it looks like they're banning to provoke you to be an ID slave.
Not doing it

leftypol calling his kids rogan and josh

>>216382901
she said she was called Sarah or some shit but she was a curry person

>>216382903
explain what? never seen a house before?

nostalgic af for hawk tuah

>>216382851
cheesed, im sure

>>216382920
what creepy shite were you doing to get yourself banned m8?

>>216382912
>framed anime posters
>VLC
holy cringe

>>216382917
My colleagues don't usually want to hug me. But I'm too autistic and go for a hand shake anyway even if it's a woman.

Massala, sister of a certain C. Tika

>>216382935
she doesn't look like she gives good head

>>216382943
nothing. I had the app for 7 hours and sent 2 normal boring messages in that time. barely touched it.
Im saying they're banning to try and force you to post your ID

kiwi blowjob got that huk tewa sput on thet thung

poo pooha, poo on that thang

Today`s Pocket Monster

of

The day is ..
Glaceon !!

>>216382987
it has a little haircut

MOUSEY MOUSEY OVER THERE
HE LIKES GIRLS WHO CANT GROW PUBIC HAIR

start respecting nz. tired of being at the bottom of the pecking order

poo zealand

>>216383014
The real Mrs Incredible could have any body shape she wanted and she chose that one.

mother x daughter futa not represented enough in the hentai community lowkey

>>216383023
poo peeland

>>216382947
I'd be lying if I said it was common but I do get the occasional hug from a female colleague, usually after a tough shift or something like that. I'm quite popular at toil which helps

creaming

cronem snoring real loud
timmy huffing and puffing in the gym

>>216383030
strange set of eyebrows on this one

creaming

I am unironically a leftist Yorkshire ultranationalist and irredentist

Yorkshire should be one socialist republic and the greatest nation on earth. From Sheffield to Settle to Scarborough, from Hull to Halifax and Harrogate.

Four modern counties, Three Ridings, One Yorkshire.

>>216383030
Sir Cross Dresser

>>216383036
not taking gyp from po)oland

>>216383059
TRUE AD REAL

today i feela gay

>>216383059
niggas got a poo street

>>216383079
gay Mario be like

serving cunt in the mirror while i brush me veneers

>>216383089
pscr

experiencing.... interruptions?

fs can never find the pictures i want to post need to make even more subfolders

unleashing unspeakable evils on my poor toilet

Been away for a week did DTFIC fuck off or die?

>>216383103
google handing out clartenings x

>>216383059
Northern Independence Party?

am i the only one who has little pride or love for their county

>>216383121
nah he finally managed to fit in. we all had a party to celebrate x

hawk tuah spit on that thing!

hawk tuah spit in his ring

wiping my bum 96,472,852,367 times in a row

puffing up my nipples for the night out later

>>216383128
LARPers unfortunately

We will wait for the balkanisation of Wales and Scotland to make our move

the read:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

>>216383161
didn't ask for your biography

>>216383159
the yorkshire party are tories mr "leftist"

>>216383161
>External view of a woman's anus, without hair

>>216383166
dunnem

>>216383161
oh yeah i've read that before. Thought it was full of shit

rorke tuah

What does donating to a political party even mean? Are you just chucking them a tenner and joining a mailing list or what

>>216383184
It means Sir Keir Starmer will know who you are and who you are voting for and send you to the gulag

mental how many of the pictures are of girls arses instead of mens

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>>216383218
mental how their arses and fannies are this close

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineal_raphe#/media/File:Perineal_raphe_in_female.jpg

right that's enough extreme closeups of bumholes for today

>>216383256
this girl was wet at the time which means taking naked pics for wikipedia is a kink

>>216383274
how do you know she just didnt have a massive wee right before?

>>216383256
>>216383215
how are these the same species

katie and jamal

>>216383215
katys' pov

I need my dick suuuucked

why you looking at battyholes at 10 o'clock in the morning?

>>216383292
why jay kay

just clicked a link and saw a brown blokes hairy gooch

Another day as the bumhole picture curator (which I do for free) complete.

How many trick or treaters did you get then

y do we liv, jus to sufer??

For me it's Facesitting Moms

can i upload a pic of my arse to wikipedia

/brit/

>>216383328
none
stupid yank shite

you lot ever done a wank outdoors?

>>216383334
>mom
vpn off Cody O'Donnell

>>216383292
very concerned doggo

>>216383328
had a group of about 9 guisers come after arrangement with one of their mums i work with because it's not a normal thing here
i made them hot chocolates and they cleared out all the sweets we had in seconds.

>>216383341
KTIM

>>216383349
It's the title of the website bruce

>>216383328
none because I live in a block of flats

>>216383161
>anus affected by hemorrhoids
ktim

>>216380580
Rambo: First Blood (1982)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambo III (1988)
Rambo (2008)
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

The Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Terminator Genisys (2015)
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Universal Soldier (1992)
Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998)
Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998)
Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2010)
Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)

new england, halloween, orange leaves in the apple groves, pumpkins, warm orange lights, a chilled breeze, scarfs on, yep its kino

Mental hearing women talk about their experience of harassment and how men don't understand, when I have had my arse fingered, cock and balls groped, balls grabbed and squeezed, ass pinched and slapped all without my consent. Even my first kiss (by a girl) was non consensual

>>216383358
he knows he's in for fannylickingtoil in a couple of hours

cant afford to turn on the aga this winter
will have to make do with leccy heaters

>>216383390
poof

>>216383343
It's literally a British thing though. Stop falling for yank propaganda that Halloween is theirs.

>>216383390
how'd you get your arse fingered then?

>>216383390
this bloke out there living his life thinking it's normal for everyone to have been nonced by a touchy uncle

found a pornstar that looks like the proto-gf, corr i'm a proper pig in shit now

>>216383390
ktim but 70% of the time it was gay men, and only a few times by women

>>216383386
wouldn't that be "scarves"?

>>216383386
>poofter scarf in aussie
*ties a noose with your scarf and hangs you from a jacaranda tree*

>>216383390
I think a feminine male would get more harassment than a woman as most men would probably see it as okay

>>216383403
they put a finger in my bumhole

>>216383411
sounds a bit you know what

older sisters friends used to lock me in their room and make me play the rape game with them when i was in school, fucked me up big time

>>216383403
>getting changed after PE
>boy comes up behind me and shoves his finger up my ass
>>216383404
Was never touched by an adult, it was all other boys at school - some weird sexual domination thing.
>>216383416
I only got touched by one actual gay.
>>216383426
Thing is I'm not even feminine, I was taller than most boys at school and markedly fatter. It was a domination thing not a sexual thing.

>>216383427
i see

>>216383421
it says new england you fraek nz idiotic moronical CUNT

>>216383391
:/

>>216383390
you're a victim

>>216383256
It's rare but the wall between the two can erode and creates an anal fistula so they shit out of their fannies

>>216383447
still time to delete this bruce
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(New_South_Wales)

>>216383391
Lucky little cunt

>>216383457
Yep. My school was all kinds of fucked up, and my conditioned reaction to violence was to freeze up.

>>216383442
my numbers are inflated by one particularly aggressive gay man who would do it a lot on nights out.
but have had my cock and balls groped and nipples licked by one woman, and arse & thigh grabbed by another at a christmas party
woke up at a halloween party with a drumstick in the bed i was in which i can only assume went up my arse at some point. but i can't guarantee the gender

picking out ingrained toenail toil on the cards today i reckon
can barely walk

did a double penetration on a bird at last nights halloween sex party

Mental how badly I mindraped him

>>216383415
work with a girl that has more than a passing resemblance to Stella Cox, it's pretty great

recall that seen in the film Scum where the weak lad gets forcibly bummed by a group of older lads in the greenhouse. One of the staff men sees it but does nothing.

quite grim

>>216383470
mad how quickly you made that entire wikipedia article just to post this

>>216383464
https://www.vice.com/en/article/rectal-ejaculation-study/

>>216383415
i had an ex who looked like chase ryder

(◡‿◡)

>>216383505
i wanked to that when i was a teenager

>>216383517
Definitely not clicking that.

>>216383491
Did the balls touch?

>>216383486
Sorry to hear. Mine also actually, a "friend" of mine would "banter" by grabbing my ass and fondling my balls, and I'd shove/punch him and he'd laugh it off. Thought he was just weird but turned out he was bisexual.
>and arse & thigh grabbed by another at a christmas party
Women always do this man, fucking absurd. School teacher did it to me, and my exes mother used to caress my inner thigh and stare into my eyes.
>a drumstick in the bed i was in which i can only assume went up my arse
Jesus fucking christ

rorke wylin these days

had my arse pinched by women twice, men 0 times
had my cock and balls groped by men twice, women 0 times

Y PPOS DUN SEASON DEY FOOD

>>216383530
you're a wrong 'un

>>216383491
did this with a mate once when a bit drunk at a party was worried it would feel gay or it would get weird but was actually like a bonding experience and totally heterosexual
the lad we were fucking loved it too

>>216383535
Yeah
my ballsack hangs quite low so it rubbed against his shaft (i had the bum)

>>216383538
and we will take it and stay silent, not because we want to, but because we can

do you come with hte car?

I never got touched inappropriately :/

>>216383551
Faggot

>>216383505
>One of the staff men sees it but does nothing.
That's how it is. "Boys will be boys." type shit. If you're too weak/unwilling to defend yourself, then you deserve it is the attitude most hold when it comes to men. The only reason women get so much airtime is they are not expected to defend themselves

>>216383566
wouldn't be allowed this these days

due to the woke, you understand

>>216383486
>a drumstick in the bed i was in which i can only assume went up my arse at some point. but i can't guarantee the gender
the chicken was probably female

>>216383553
Cute

>>216383551
howling

ale tab bldg
or
bag lad belt

used to get these messages during the morning huddles at my old job
the man has a wife so no clue what his game was

>>216383565
True that. Who would care anyway? People laugh at men for admitting 1. That it happened, and 2. That it affected them
I still cannot be touched by other men without feeling homicidal rage.

rorke is NOT recovering from this omd

>>216383571
I mean in the context of the film the lad is like 11 years old and gets done up the arse by a group of 3 lads who look to be 17 or so. Not sure what he could have done. Later in the film he killed himself, as I recall.

>>216383566
the early 2000s were the final dying embers of the blatant "sex sells" era

>oh noooo women keep touching my bum without my heckin consent! this is so awful!
grow up

very zesty brit this morning

>>216383590
yeah my bf can't shag my arse anymore without me having an episode

>>216383600
chinkies own mg now
would be chinkies on the car

NEW FROM OUR ANON:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqWzIxLz1Y8

>>216383551
I didn't know the guy but we smoked a ciggy together once we were done with the bird and he was alright. The issue is that three other lads were watching and I had performance anxiety at first but at some point it stopped and I spaffed deep insiide her arse

>>216383613
*bums you*

what are y'all up to this weekend?

>>216383589
the brass neck to send that on the work's system lmao

literally an instant sacking if he's dobbed in. Even if he isn't reported, this is the sort of shit that internal IT scrapers pick up and flag

>>216383614
Fortunately I'm not a batty man, so this isn't a problem for me. It is a problem when a friend/family member hugs me though

wonder what the legality would be were you to spaff in a bowl of lollies and then just leave it out front your door on halloween

>>216383595
what the heck

>>216383613
bum looking fat lad xx

>>216383623
sounds grim honestly 3 blokes all stood around while 2 blokes rail a single lady. too much cock in one place

>>216383631
fuck all

>>216383631
cinema, football and, of course, wanking

>>216383634
i quit the next week and he still came for me when i announced it

>>216383631
Halloween party tonight, going for lunch with mumberg tomorrow for a catch-up x

>>216383631
squats later, then shitposting here, then early bed as I have work tomorrow

>>216383631
hanging like a bat currently
was supposed to clean the flat but thats uncertain because of the effects of the liquid jew

>>216383623
Were there drugs involved
How did this woman even find herself in this situation?

>>216383631
sitting in my smelly flat alone

theres one of these in the MG office on marylebone road

>>216383631
might walk into town and buy an electric blanket x

where's diego when you need him, we need a massive blog on

>>216383639
probably at least in a grey area

>>216383653
could definitely have got the cunt sacked for harassment, probably ruin his marriage too

>>216383653
>he still came for me

More than once I'd imagine.

>>216383631
Alternating between sitting in my desk chair, and laying in bed, holding back tears and praying that I die in my sleep.

>>216383668
thanks mate, im out of data for the month already

>>216383665
it's an orgy mate people sign up for it. I had drugs for me but I guess others were drinking like a normal party. Some women like plurality I guess. Later that night I had a more intimate intercourse with an older woman with grey hair with nobody else around

as always, lets give it a go

>>216383681
>>216383680
i understand the metoo movement now

>>216383690
here you go mate

>>216383668
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Shan't even contemplate the idea of considering this.

Sir Andrew Mountbatten Windsor

>>216383698
you the bald frechman?

>>216383701
me when a see a slot machine at the pub

cheeky arsewank on the cards?

mad how ireland and scotland pretending to be countries when really ireland is just the test bed for england's colonial policies and scotland is just their foot soldiers . formally when you hear about things like THAH HIGHLAND REGIMEN

>>216383712
no I'm the parisian with hair
the bald one is from southern france I think

>don't do Halloween because it's yank shit
>I'll happily take the yanks culture wars though

>>216383698
I see *takes notes*

Mental that the people that inflicted such suffering on me that I cannot emotionally bond with other men in any capacity probably don't even remember me.

>>216383631
going to go spend time with the local stray cats and feed them

havent had a ham and lettuce and mayonnaise sandwich for a while used to love those love ham and all pig meat

really fancy fish and chips

your daughter's new classmate, Sir Kill Stabher, a sinister white boy with a knife

>>216383733
Wholesome, I wish we had strays. There are only two catbergs in my local area, one of them doesn't like to be touched but he approaches me and meows at me, the other I've only seen once - when it climbed through my window when I was half asleep, and I woke up with it 10 inches from my face and screamed

Just figured out how to lose my virginity, lads

I'll be out of here before you know it

>>216383740
might go to m&s and get a ham and lettuce and mayonnaise sandwich
usually go for the pack of sausage rolls myself and a pork pie
yes i will be eating them all today

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it

>>216383758
fat git

>>216383755
finally learned to spread your arsehole?

I've been touched up and groped by so many gay men and women in my teenage years, at raves, sometimes in the metro a woman would push up her arse against me on purpose and try to make her hand touch mine on the holding rail. Honestly don't see how it would traumatize you lads. I kinda despise when benders do it though they're extremely more aggressive than women

gymtoil, shoppingtoil, and collect parcels toil complete

why does cat coat colour correspond with temperament but human skin tone doesn't

>>216383758
propa fat cunt you are

Cleaning my newly purchased first home

>>216383733
chubby little furballs :3

what car do I get then

>>216383758
Love pork pies love pork and pickle pies love sausage rolls of all kinds

*leaning into the bus drivers ear to whisper 'i'm not wearing any knickers' when leaving the bus*

>>216383733
love when cats look like big chickens

>>216383773
Because I was an innocent good natured child and I didn't enjoy people grabbing my testicles and pulling/squeezing on them, and them shoving their fingers up my arse maybe?

>>216383789
mx5

>>216383789
dacia duster

>>216383771
No silly billy I'm going to sign up for an orgy

I've had more sex than hot dinners. Had so much sex I don't know what to do with it!

>>216383753
when i lived in britain there wasn't such a thing as a stray because someone would always take them in. but any suburban area was full of them
these cats are legally recognised & protected under polish law as "homeless cats" and someone has built a little shelter for them. they get checkups at the vet & stuff too.

>>216383788
>>216383797
i'm glad they're fatbergs because the thought of them going through winter is terrifying.

>>216383799
Ah well
I was molested when I was still a boy so there's nothing sexual that phases me anymore
I think you just need to accept it and face your fears

>>216383810
lad that does not make my statement any less true

>>216383805
Fantastic little car, that

want to piss want to shit but can't be fucking arsed to go to the bathroom

mental how you can tell the women that are aren't batshit, runty and low IQ simply by their lack of tattoos. Works every time

>>216383810
inb4
>came in a fluffer

says on the pack that I shouldn't take ibuprofen for more than 3 days, ain't gonna listen to that shit, what's the worst that could happen?

>>216383787
Tuesday is the first anniversary of me buying mine.

Still haven't unpacked fully lmao.

Is Expedition 33 good

>>216383819
>I was molested when I was still a boy
Me too, but by a girl not much older than me. Supposed different people process things different ways. Aren't you also >>216383491 ? Sounds like you've gone down the hypersexual coping route.
I've gone the opposite route.

>>216383824
Sex with women doesn't require me to spread my ass

>>216383852
good morning

too many trickle treaters last night ffs

In France they just call 'French mustard' 'mustard'

>>216383837
Stomach ulcers

>>216383857
Hello

>>216383850
no the combat system was very repetitive and bored me quickly and there were too many cutscenes

>>216383851
I was molested by women too lad. First an aunt (which went on for quite many years) but also my girl cousins. Though it wasn't violent ball twisting grabbing but more normal and tender

>>216383787
>>216383845
been saving for a deposit, but I don't think I will be able to buy one when the time comes, feel sick thinking about it

>>216383845
Same lol one room is just a dumping ground

>>216383861
what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese

>>216383852
it's cute that you think women will be there

>>216383861
they call it moutarde actually

>>216383837
If you're going to take ibuprofen you should at the very least take a probiotic at the same time to protect your stomach a bit.
Although in my opinion you should be taking probiotics daily.

>>216383885
Why wouldn't they be?

>>216383869
>>216383894
haha booking to see the dentist now x

why does corn explode with heat

>>216383876
I'm still not fully settled or happy in mine because I live on a main road and just haven't got used to it still. The noise is really loud from the front door so I have to permanently have my living room door closed if I want any peace and I feel trapped. I didn't have many options though with a small deposit and landlordberg raising rent imminently
Other than that it's nice not paying landlordberg

want to try getting a prostate massage but there is poo up there 24/7 and i don't shave my arse so it will likely be grim for both of us

get the guardian blind date posted
I cant be arsed to convert the avif file anymore

Wait you're not supposed to take ibuprofen daily?

>>216383917
Everytime I got my bum fingered the bird never complained about getting shite on her finger afterwards
the sensation when spaffing is otherworldly tho. A hundred times better than normal spaffing

>>216383924
couple of poofs

>>216383908
same as eggs innit

>>216383949
KTIMOTR

>>216383949
not just me that gets annoyed by that then. Nice to know x

>>216383945
i'm self conscious as my bad diet creates really horrible poo concoctions that smell awful and are both watery, while containing clay-like clumps at the same time

>>216383951
eggs is eggs

had to have teaspoons age approved at the checkout

>>216383913
if you have a job that's a career you can move up to somewhere else quite quickly probably as your income increases quite fast. I had a 1 bedroom flat that was fine but then 4 years later got a house instead

I mean it's how I talk in real life

>>216383945
>the bird never complained about getting shite on her finger afterwards
were they also french?

>>216383913
you'll get used to it in time.
i live next to a busy road with trams on it and if i'm away i actually miss hearing them roar down the streets at night

Lunch ready

want to design and build my own home

>>216383994
Please delete this as we do not need any more hate for our cooking.

>>216383989
some were but some were from other european countries. My diet is top notch. Obviously when you stick your finger in someone's arse it's going to smell like poo but the watery poo/poo bits phenomenon is uncommon and due to a bad diet/someone who literally needs to poo soon

Just heard a player's name on fifa that was gasaniga. Can't say that

booked my appointment, no stomach ulcers for me x

>>216384012
you literally stole then reworded my post to use as another reply
can't believe you've done this

>>216383994
not even noon but corrr why not

>>216383994
brits still eating plain unseasoned boiled vegetables in 2025

>>216384025
howling
I just noticed lad I didn't mean to

>>216381380

>>216381380

any still in pyjamas man in

screaming he's only gone and done it again

jeffs doing a joke jeffs doing a joke
everybody quiet cos jeggs doing a joke

>>216384059
>>216384059
>>216384059

>>216384050
ktimmy x

>>216384050
currently naked actually