Thread 216385246

ricky gervais edition

>>216385229
wanking is illegal, I have informed Sir Keir

*feels blackpilled and furious on the incel line (waterloo and city)*

damn ricky gervais was a TWINK? lmao

Insane aura

got spectre on

powerlifting gf

tbf i can't disagree when i see women saying the world would be a paradise if only women existed, men are too feral

>>216385259
please stop lusting after young british bussy

third coffee is on the cool

mad how much of a hivemind 4chan has become over the years. Used to be a hub of free thinkers, now if you disagree with the flavour of the month opinions you often get banned.

Can someone explain why we make a new every 300 posts, when the bump order means nothing to this thread - we all know where it is, what's the fucking point?

>>216385259
do you find it very enjoyable?

could it be that the residents have eyes and ears and could travel the big cities nearby to see the results of mass immigration?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgkpjdzv74o

>>216385302
get out of new zealand you colonist scumbag

190 onamadone

>>216385310
the jannies decreed
and you don't want to have the thread die mid-conversation randomly with no backup

hes on coke
very aggressive man

>>216385310
can you explain why the entire world is obsessed with a man who was crucified 2000 years ago

haha lads

Poooooooo bum

ayo martin luther king shout out to big bro
if it wasnt for big bro i wouldnt be rapping tho

>>216385326
he's brown lmao haven't you heard his voice before?

>>216385314
nah just find it funny af he's the last nigga i'd ever think about as a twink

>>216385341
Right fair enough - why do the jannies care? Idgi
>>216385346
Jews - next?

taking two ibuprofen and two paracetamol every 8 hours

an actual and very real genocide happening in Sudan right now and leftypol couldnt give a fuck lol
why is that do you reckon?
*checks notes*
ah of course - muslim perpetrators.

>>216385353
might just be the best post of all time

>>216385344
Still forcing this are we?

>>216385365
probably because of that time when /int/ was spammed with new editions, like almost every thread was a /brit/

Mental how 4chan went down earlier this year and i immediately sorted everything out and got a wife and 2 kids and a stable job and then it went back on and i lost it all

eating a rancid old carrot

rorke wylin

>>216385344
Can tell he's a pussy, boomer bravado, get in your face and act all tough. I was raised by a hard man and he didn't square up to me, he just calmly walked up to me and beat me - no posturing

>>216385319
No, the reason is because they're all racist white pensioners, it says so in the article. What it also says is that young people in the town aren't really bothered by immigration and instead have worries like "student debts, jobs and affordable housing"

>>216385374
who's genociding who?

>>216385361
he was a singer
he made some good records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDvYpOnN9Qk

>>216385391
know all about hard men do you poof?

>>216385393
arab supremacists (funded by UAE - our supposed allies) killing blacks

>>216385302
If you go on /pol/ you can say whatever political opinion you want without getting banned (as long as you aren't breaking US law or whatever)

still dont understand how record players work

>>216385266
dogshit bond that

>>216385393
its whom
whom's genociding who?

oh myyyyy gosh
i shit in my pants so im gon let the beat rock

nth for the gyaldem

Mental how he just has the same boring conversations with himself here every day

>>216385374
Is whoever is doing the genocide being funded and supported by the USA?

>>216385407
Yeah, sadly I do.

>"what have you become?"
>"nothing"
screaming
daft bugger

>>216385425
fuck me, who is gonna stop this whom guy doing a genocide?

rorke suddenly pretending to care deeply about the plight of the sudanese people to own the libs

>>216385425
yeah? whom gives a fuck

eating an ornj

MJÄÄÄÄÄ

>>216385441
Ah right fair
Yeah sorry for you calling you gay and that

tick tock rorke, your time is up

>>216385344
The chiddie seethe in this thread is amusing

>>216372631
Chat shit get banged

>>216385264
Do these retards not realise it's their "fault"

>>216385442
Had a browse through his Twitter last night, lads a homosexual. Extremely zesty.

>>216385452
LMFAO
have seen him doing this so many times now

every woman gets worn down eventually...

you're becoming feral louis!

what sort of thing should i post if i want to obtain a lot of (you)s?

>>216385486
Nice biggie background you wigger bastard lmao

>>216385493
shrieking

>>216385493
ok, im pro-peter, but this is beyond the pale

rorke waking up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat and his sleep paralysis demon is zarah sultana

>>216385492
this >>216385493

spending all morning on the inferno simulator, just can't get the prayer switches down

>>216385465
As if anyone in this thread has parents who would even look them in the eye

>>216385493
you're becoming feral lois!

>>216385493
Bro...

>>216385506
it's taken from twitter

Are you team Greggs ir team Pret a Manger?

Lois's tits aren't that big

Shiving a bumhole up my arse

she's a fittie

eating expired green yoghurt

ChatGPT made this for me in under 30 seconds
I can add spider facts, copy one to clipboard, change theme between light and dark and export all facts as a JSON file
It's a bit buggy in places but otherwise works absolutely fine
If I didn't use ChatGPT this would take me a day to make. But, like I said, it has taken fewer than 30 seconds for AI to do it.

So people are just not learning to code now are they?

Browsing a few other threads on pol/int, and I have to say the yanks that post here are of a much higher calibre than the yanks sitewide.

>>216385559
greggs does a better bacon roll or savoury pastry
pret does a better croissant and coffee
you can't compare the two it just doesn't work

>>216385558
I feel betrayed

>>216378653
>>216378669

>>216385581
Anything I've asked it to make has never worked

>It's a bit buggy in places but otherwise works absolutely fine
The future is looking bright

>>216385437
not sure

why does modern bond wear such ill fitting suits
its a disgrace

you're no good, can't you see?
brother louie, louie, louie
i'm in love, set her free
oh, she's only looking to me
only love breaks her heart
brother louie, louie, louie
only love's paradise
oh, she's only looking to me
brother louie, louie, louie
oh, she's only looking to me
oh, let it, louie, she is undercover
brother louie, louie, louie
oh, doing what he's doing
so leave it, louie, 'cause i'm her lover

>>216385581
Let me guess, it uses local storage for this or something?

I doubt it would be able to spin up a web server, a database and connect everything properly, not that that's very complicated either

the pressure is building
i need to unleash the beast soon

>Error: This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright infringement claim. Please refrain from posting it.
Lol what the fuck.
Hash changed anyway but if you even try to upload the original twice you get an auto 3 dayer.
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/k/image/1580/41/1580415429644.webm

>>216385506
Literally nothing wrong with Biggie Smalls

remembrance sunday next weekend, wont be attending a church personally as I dont believe in childish fairytales but will be going to a humanist ceremony to remember the dead

>>216385611
So he can do action stunts in them

can count my farts in my fingers

um
hi

At my parents but they've fucked off somewhere and there's no internet or tv
Why do they treat me like this when I decide to visit

both my posts in this thread so far have had synchronicities with the adjacent posts

>>216385492 (me)
>>216385493


>>216385611
>>216385612 (me)
(because 11 says modern and the song is by modern talking)

coincidence?

sat here in a tshirt. heating isnt on. feel totally fine
worlds gone mad

>>216385415
you wont get banned but there are certain opinions that will get you kneejeek dogpiled

>>216385647
hello

dtfic got bamboozled by a twitter screenshot that's unfortunate

>>216385650
here's a coincidental post
take your fucking meds

>>216385626
most exciting thing to happen to you all week, no doubt

>>216385647
reet

you lot are hard to live with sometimes

>>216385666
666

coincidence?

>>216385627
Sure but why make your phone wallpaper a picture of some dead thuggish black man

>>216385660
in shorts and t shirt, got the window open, summer is never over x

shirt idea: paper beats rorke

remotely hacking voyager 1 and replacing all the pictures with the goatse image

Having a crisp sandwich for lunch

chinky flatmate used chopsticks to remove the teabag from his tea earlier

rorke rorkeing about like he owns the rorkeing place

>>216385622
Kek this is me when I drink too much alcohol

un

>>216385689
Alri truth terminal

>>216385679
i swore my allegiance to lucifer earlier in the year
it grant me a buff to the rate of 666 digits i get
bupa dental care as well, which is nice

>>216385702
Love a sugar glider, adorable little fellas.

>>216385710
yeah laugh it away.

>>216385694
corr, nice bread? which flavour crisps? marks are doing spicy prawn cocktail crisps for christmas, bet they'd be peng in a sandwich

>>216385681
I guess he likes the music, nothing wrong with that, but of course /brit/ will seethe about anything to do with people who aren't white. /brit/ is so sheltered

>>216385726
Phone wallpapers are silent

my phone wallpaper is an autechre live cover, don't know which one haha x

Any lads here know this feel?

speaking of 666 had one of these last night after the vodka

my phone wallpaper is a picture of the heath ledger joker

>>216385626
>doxing her
No fleshy posts allowed, she's a vtuber now

>>216385626
what an awful awful evil video that is

i buy my phone wallpapers from the back of a games magazine

the rape of britain

>>216385753
was like this with my rich uncle

mad whats happening in tanzania

I'm sure there's a few on here who've had a falling out with their parents. I remember tropical island and that neet

>>216385816
don't talk to mine x

hearing that black pussy changed Rorke

>>216385808
yeah blokes running around beating drums with bones through their noses bloody mental

>>216385799
What evidence supports Starmer's complicity?

>>216385816
There was that Vocaroo (allegedly sacked tranny) where his family was yelling at him calling him a nonce and so on

nap time

>>216385816
Visited my parents a total of three times in the six years after I left home. Called maybe once every two months. Fathers dead now, I spit on his grave. Mothers in the loony bin. Hate them both desu

>>216385626
would love to shag her

ive ruined my life with aids

>>216385611
mad how daniel craig bond was basically an overweight depressed alkie midget in a small suit

>>216385839
Grim, usually only think of those people in silos

me watching artosis eating stroganoff
thinkgen about how op mutas are

>>216385816
my dad stopped talking to me for a week because i was flying to turkey to meet a girl
he said it would be my fault if one of her friends gave me a package to take home that was full of drugs or a bomb, and not to take any muslims back with me

>>216385874
It was sad but also funny
Don't keep a record of any of those things was expecting another anon to post the link

>>216385879
based, did you tell him how you shagged her rotten?

(*^_^*)

>>216385901
poo coconut doggy

>>216385827
cute!

Can't believe I forgot it was Caturday

pissing all over my desk

>>216385893
no but a year later we were getting ready for her to come visit and he found the condoms and laughed and gave them back to me

any battyman in

>>216385901
poopybara

>>216385661
I say non-racist stuff on /pol/ and I get insulted by racists but whatever, it's par for the course

odds waspberg get the knife
evens he lives

>>216385901
peruvians eat these little creatures, meanwhile we treat them nicely

>>216385891
he looks like people!

>>216385901
crappybara

>>216385946
you people ARE little creatures

work night out next friday i simply have to get out of it somehow

thought it was a monkey at first and not a capybara and was going to post poo monkey aha what am I like

>>216385982
Then you posted it anyway
Absolute mad man

get the 'tex posted

>>216385977
dont mind work nights out
the booze is free so what

>>216385982
post poo ape

>>216385996
There is no way that's not shopped

was horny and unironically bought a sex arse off amazon then spaffed and cancelled the order

>>216385946
always wondered how they thrived in the amazon jungle full of snakes and caiman

elon musk is spiritually a virgin freak no matter how many kids he has

Sir Sex Arse Orderer

>>216385941
Mmmm pussey

>>216385996
somethings off

>>216385996
learnt recently they have to cover it with oil for it to be shiny

going maccies

>>216385998
the booze is not free on ours but that's not the issue we're going into town and i can't fucking stand half the people who are going and i also can't get too fucked up or i'll end up letting them know that very clearly. it can't happen i'm going to have to say someone died or something

Sir Tony Blair

>>216385996
Cheers for introducing me too loopzie lad, she's a qt x

>>216386060
It's also not actually latex but polyvinyl chloride or another artificial polymer

>>216386057
She's cultured if ykyk

>>216386034
he has a mangled nonfunctioning penis so all of his race savior kids were done with ivf

>>216386064
tell them your son has aids

>>216386078
right but the latex stuff is dull til they put oil on it

'tex posted

>>216385963
Was gonna post capoobara but this much better

dtfic can't believe his eyes when he sees fit women, can't blame him, being canadian and all x

playing terraria

>>216386014
some are just built like that
>>216386060
yeah its more like polish though

>>216386125
would shag the zoologist in half given the chance

>>216386131
>>216386069
>>216386091
uuuuuuffffffff

>>216386125
the virgin freak mod? heard it's very popular x

>>216386158
erm do you mean the dryad...?

>>216386158
for me it's the green lass with her magic tricks. cor

>>216386178
her too

get the goretex posted

really love the smell the rain brings xx

>>216386131
>some are just built like that
Mhmm

I'm a dullard, ignorant, lazy, pathetic. There's no reason for me to love myself, and certainly no reason for anyone to love me. I have not a single redeeming quality. Why haven't I been executed yet? This is pointless. Give me medically assisted death for fuck sake

>>216386091
manhips

>>216386119
*enhance*

>>216386226
my life is a series of insignificant disappointments broken up by banal joys and it's set to continue to be monotonous and banal and pointless and insignificant for possibly sixty more years, sixty years of nothing, sixty years of vapid materialism, sixty years of being an unambitious unsurprising unexceptional toiler who once had dreams and hopes and aspirations but now quietly and politely lives out his life waiting to die, patiently and deliberately doing nothing to make this life unique, refusing to create memories or events of note, simply watching life pass him by as would moss growing on a rock, hating the lack of unpredictability in his life yet hating even more when his precious yet pointless routines are threatened, I am Nietzsche's last man, I am nothing, I am the herald of humanity's whimpering dissolution into the dust for want of the will to maintain corporeal form, I am you and you all are I and together we are less than the meanest of savages that sired our lineages

>>216386212
alri costanza

>>216386091
so shes hiding a willy in there

>>216386131
Phwoar

>>216386243
here you go pal

>>216386255
This from your journal? Ask without sarcasm. Reads like something I'd write.

>>216386226
>>216386255
im gay and my dick is small

>>216385282
the woman in this video scares me so much bros
doing this spiel to your own son

>>216386300
Hi

>>216386255
ktim

>>216386314
dtfic more like down to fuck

just noticed something
the dates on each post say the month first and then the day
it's not 11th January you mongs!!!!!

>>216386069
Post her BLACKED outfit pics

>>216386063
two double cheeseburgers, large fries, large coke and an apple pie please mate x

how would they know

Im trans and my dick is a fany

>>216386333
Gotta lose it one way or another soon I'm almost 40

>>216386281
https://i.4cdn.org/s/1762002364549582.jpg
seems unlikely

>>216386364
RIPA has all your internet traffic logged by your ISP

>>216386407
you can see the little willy right there

vampire survivors time

>>216386407
>fake tits
What a shame

>>216386293
*looks respectfully*

Corrrrrr cute

shagging a oveja

have to find a nice guitar strap

eating bread and hummus

where did i go wrong
i pissed the bed
somewhere alone in the /brit/

is it indian night, kebab night or chinese night for you?

need (You)s like a drowning man needs one of those floating ring things

was recently made retarded at work

>>216386470
no you dont. anyone one will do you materialistic consumer freak

i’ve just seen a poster of a predatory gay

>>216386498
fish and chips, sooner rather than later

>>216386361
apple pies are £2.60 now
starmers shitain

>>216386342
I'm on my best behaviour cloggy

>>216386503
a nice black one it is, thanks anon x

>>216386470
you don't "have" to do anything

>>216386502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtpnC8soNKQ

the government MUST step in and get these off the shelves

and no they arent just yank oreo's, they're absolute LUSH and I mean lush

>>216386554
how many times as lush would they be

>>216386554
you're suck my willy if it was between 2 pieces of biscuits

>>216386539
oh hey it's the pointless man

what is it with the low countries and black penis anyway

eating all the soap in LUSH
because it smells so lush

lmao that rorke that got kicked out his mum and dads is a genuine fag who has videos dancing in a gay bar and screenshots of him trying to shag twinks arses

>poo
>wank
>eat
>wank
>shitpost
>watch tiktoks
>watch instagram reels
>shitpost
is this it?

hope i get a traumatic brain injury someday that renders me unable to register the anguish of living

>>216386605
lol that's so funny thanks for sharing lol

UM x

>>216386604
it lush and mean lush

>>216386618
its anguish all the way down

>>216385344
probably going to prison on a domestic charge if his runty son presses charges, and good riddance I saw

It's nofap november

slapping my big slimy belly like a seal

sucking a black person

rorke attempting NNN

leftypol already filled his gfs fanny up with cum twice already and its just past noon

>>216386649
and whys it slimy exactly

>>216386636
mad how chicken is so popular because most sheeds cant eat pork or beef . our culture really is made by and for them

>>216386621
thank you my friend, i thought it was funny so i shared it with you, feel free to spread the message :)

Where's that British guy that saw the escort and couldn't get hard? Nigga I think we gay because I essentially have the same problem.

sucking a black person

>>216386605
'kin state of rorke, projecting Christian nationalist too

>>216386671
never you mind

>>216386680
no you're just a porn addicted freak

cray how we're actually goign to have the race war that /pol/ has been memeing for years and what charlie manson had predicted

due for a monthly income of £21 from my pension when I retire in 2057 get innn

>>216386668
That's a lot of Ns

>>216385319
I don't know why these articles act like the UK is some huge country where people are shielded from this stuff
If you're in a town like that you're at best 30 minutes from a diversified shithole
They see what it's like and don't want it
They were pulling this in the Caerphilly election with the whole 97% British thing

>>216386668
pretty sure leftypol is in his chastity cage and has watched his bf be bread by a bbc then felched the cum out afterwards

>>216386689
frankly i'm concerned

>>216386671
cummed on it

>samefagging his own post again after an hour because he got no engagement
take a hint buddy oh my god

>>216386714
Rorke mate your mum's worried sick

>>216386614
Yh and gaming, sports and streams

>>216386714
:| rorke mate...

>>216386697
But I don't watch porn

going to unleash the beast soon
things might get scary

>>216386764
mr burns

>>216386744
Didnt you used to pretend to have friends?

>>216386651
haha

>>216386530
Alright it's fine, I like the sph ones a lot as well

>>216386773
southern hemisphere mongs love the simpsons
una vela

M&S grapes are squishy and wet - my day has been utterly ruined

>>216386773
scream

>>216386794
Mental how Ziedbelg cockmogs you

eating a cox's pippin

>>216386730
Fucking tragic, Lord help this poo eating. muppet

>>216386811
fucking screaming you are so strange

>>216386811
Ziedbelg is an obese man child living with hit mum
I'm fit and have a gf

>>216386824
>>216386824
>>216386824

get the free sheldon edish made

getting carrot cake today
if there's no little carrot made out of icing i'm gonna freak

>>216386827
Doesn't change what I said

>>216386788
You must be confusing me with one of the voices in your head, I'm not friendless