Thread 216389764

bad psych edition

oh he wont like this

Is it normal to feel anhedonic on nofap/no porn?
I thought my libido would skyrocket

>>216389685
he was spamming mice on the catalog there a couple days ago

*’titiously googles anhedonic*

>fucked (or tried to fuck) another curious lad in uni who was equally inexperienced
>he struggled to take my knobber and when it was in i could smell poo
>not like a whiff but his room literally smelled like he'd shit in the corner, taking my knob out it looked like it was covered in mud, some of it looked green mixed with the lube
>was nearly sick desu

let's see what /brit/ decides x

>>216389840
>>216389840
>>216389840

I'm tempted to tell my dad I'm doing nofap/no porn tbqh. Not sure how he'll react but I can't tell my mum

fed up

>>216389878
blow your head smoove off

>>216389818
>>216389888
stfu

>>216389888
Why would you tell your dad that

https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1984240165154701394

shrieking
rorke is pathetic

>>216389932
we make fun of rorke but i really didn't expect him to be this pathetic irl

What do you think about this then? Twitter is making out as if he’s murdered 25 children I’m more concerned with the amount of lane huggers and the fact dashcams have turned a big chunk of society into fucking grasses

>>216389932
At least he's finally had to leave his smeggy bedroom

You are transported to Kent.

>>216389932
https://x.com/BritishLandeur/status/1984330097483030702

no FUCKING ponies

coughing up fluorescent green ooze

Black lass is messaging me on Bumble. Seems nice but i've said nigger far too many times in my life, i just feel like it's not right x

shut the fuck up you parasite

>>216389967
how do you get 9 offences and still have a license? 3 points per offence no?

On genetic maps people from the East (specifically Norfolk and adjacent areas) are shown as having more or less amounts of certain DNA than other English. Are they genetically different perhaps due to accessibility for the continent’s invading forces?

imagine getting called a parasite by your own dad

watching this classic again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhSvzirw7y0

>>216389700
link it i didnt see it

>‘Nobody told me I’m Himmler’s grandson. My whole life was a lie’

>When Henrik Lenkeit looked up Hitler’s right-hand man while idly watching a WW2 documentary, he was shocked to see a familiar face...
How the fuck is he that old and hasn't googled his family members before
Even I knew about Himmler's mistress

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10/29/ive-just-discovered-that-himmler-was-my-grandfather/

>>216390053
did you really have to ruin a perfectly good meme image with ai piss filter slop

>>216389925
I want support.

big cooldown cant spam the catalog with /brit/s anymore

shame really i loved doing it

>>216390118
>brings more attention to it because he's a woman

>>216390114
was just a big cock tranny but the cock looked like a broken arm. All bent and that

>>216390128
Yes. I love AI.

>>216390104
the ideal gf
love cute blondes me

>>216390104
mad how healthy she looks
just saw myself in the mirror brushing my teeth and I look like a shambling zombie

>>216390177
Put on moisturizer and sunscreen and stay well hydrated and your skin will look better

>>216390166
soulless talentless autist

Sid from Skins has died apparently

>>216390171
Cute blondes belong to Indian men

St. George's Day 2023

>>216390118
Unter allen ausgerechnet HIMMLER!

Ate all the digestives
Now my face feels really hot
And I keep burping
And my throat feels hot
And my stomach hurts

>>216390201
breaking news is it lad?

>>216390199
Should I wear sun cream every time I go outside or only when it’s sunny? What about if it’s warm but cloudy?

>>216390228
*grabs your pizza and runs away*

the one woman who I naively thought I had half a chance with rejected me before i even asked
my life is a fucking joke

>>216390199
been sleeping poorly lately

>>216390018
Wheel are squeakin
Bedroom is stinkin
It's adam time

>>216390264
Boo hoo little buttercup
You’re not the first man to be rejected and you won’t be the last

>>216390205
love this video
he probably smelled of poo

>>216390104
500 weeks on raw animal product diet ahhh skin

>>216390254
Do it every day, the clouds don't block UV rays

>>216390290
It was real. All of it.

>>216390271
Sorry to hear that
Hope things get cozier for you soon

>>216390306
Cool thanks

>>216390356
>Judas what you doing betraying Jesus lad? Pack it in now

gfberg got into baking recently and it’s all she wants to do
every day off work spent making a sponge or cupcakes ffs

>>216390356
britishers hate their side hair

>>216390379
She's going to get fat.
It's over

>>216390290
Mad how i made some of these threads

>>216390290
I like how most of them even have replies

>>216390379
she got a fat arse?

>>216390264
how can you be rejected before asking

>>216390392
>>216390410
no she’s a 40kg anorexic and only lets herself eat less than 1200 calories a day and gives most of what she makes to her family

>>216390290
hwhwhhaahahahahah the ending

>>216390438
no peters

>>216389932
Why are AmeriRorke's parents nicer to him?

>>216390425
ew
needs some skin on her bones

I didn't know Father Ted was a British production until 2015

Am I going to hell?

Peter Griffin

>>216390356
>Who are you ta seh women aren't fenneh!?

>>216390489
most good irish stuff is, see Guinness

>>216390502
can't post the peters

>>216390502
Asked my sixth former brother if he’d ever heard Virtual Insanity and he thought for a few seconds before recognising it from Family Guy

>>216390502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ualWCLVGJMI

>>216390489
in ireland it was illegeal to mock the church

>>216390502
He’s Irish Diaspora

>>216390502
im holding iced tea

looks like my teeth

Nobody:
British people:

rorke on his way to start his own "incelligence" agency

even at my lois she was griffin on my peter

>>216390727
screm

you can pinpoint the moment the botnet ran out of uk IPs

WE'RE ALL VOTING YES
FUCK OFF SCOTLAND
WE'RE ALL VOTING YES

lovely stuff

>>216390698
dtfic investigates a /brit/ poster.gif

[redacted]
[redacted]
one two three four !!

>>216390727
even at my lois i still meg it happen

>>216390804
This halal bossman?

Seriously debating ordering a bag of coke - someone dissuade me, tell me its a terrible idea. Please

>>216390823
my girl dyslexic she been giving me that brian

>>216390850
coke comes in bottles

Stopped associating with goyslop eaters. They can all go to HELL. I'm going to live in Sudan.

>>216390836
piss off

>>216390859
got her shouting giggity while she gives me a sloppy joe

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1762013204057233.jpg

already fucking dark
sick of it

>>216390611
just stop posting man, this is sad to witness

what the fag shit

never seen a kitchen like this before

rorke claims to be family oriented but fights with his family over twitter memes

>>216390959
Albanians under the floorboard, or across the road from a migrant hotel

>>216390961
just urine why would you enjoy this what a mess

>>216390961
would love a girl to squirt on me like this

>>216390972
saw rorke in the toilets with his pants and trousers all the way down

>>216390996
squirt is not "urine"

Brazilian hit a nerve did he

>>216391005
its piss

Mental how Rorke isn't a real person yet lives in all of your minds rent free. Making a strawman then seething at it

>>216391041
piss is yellow m8

>>216391029
yes it is

>>216391053
he is a real person

Rorke's clapper

ah yes, all women have a separate bladder full of 'squirt'

nowt wrong with a bit of wee wees

>>216391054
she's well hydrated

I started the squirt=piss gimmick on something awful about 20 years ago
brings me great joy to see virgins repeat it to this day

>>216391029
Real sex isn't like porn. Girls don't do that squirting or those moaning noises in real life

rorke forgetting to wipe and walking around with poo in his cheeks

oh deary me i appear to have run out of chocolate biscuits

>>216391139
no you didn't. stop lying

Always makes me crease seeing them make fun of protestants like they arent just as mentally ill, at least protestants aren't (largely) paedophiles

the scrandemic

rorke getting his father arrested then asking for online gibs since he doesn't actually have a job

addicted to lobbing mini scotch eggs down my gullet

>squirt isn't piss
Ok where is the liquid stored then, and don't say the glands inside the fanny, those are tiny - the amount of liquid that comes out when a girl squirts is huge.

>>216391157
call to invasion "raid"

Had a round table meeting with my other identities today, very productive. I would talk, then dissociate and move to another chair

>>216391177
fuck off macaco, if you're not Southern Brazilian with at least 80% European admixture you're NOT welcome here

>>216391155
feeling the ground shift beneath you a little hmm?

>>216391168
could have rendered the fat a bit more on the steakoid

The first castle to have been built in the UK for nearly 100 years.

Whilst there is still a lot of work to do, Piers and Emma's fortification promises to be absolutely monumental.

#GrandDesigns

>>216391205
lost again have they?

>>216391185
They store it in a special place called their "skegness glands" or something i cant remember the actual name but its something like that

>>216391168
nice killie coaster

>>216391140
Nobody tell him

>>216391227
losing atm

>>216391235
mental how ugly most people are from the right angle

>>216391235
not really an appropriate outfit to wear to parents' evening is it

>>216391219
grim

do you lads ever let out moans when you're doing a wank at home?

>>216391140
it depends on how solid your strokes are really

>>216391228
Yes that's true, and those glands are tiny - so what makes up the bulk of the volume of the liquid that squirts out?
>Skene's glands are about the size of a small blueberry

>>216391219
*lays siege to it with 40 men-at-arms and flings a plague ridden corpse over the wall*

>>216391269
No. Clinical efficiency is the name of the game.

>>216391285
bet this skene fella was a massive pervert

>>216391269
yes

>>216391269
When I used to wank on drugs yeah it's almost involuntary at times. But not sober, no.

I don't miss it haha clean and serene me I don't miss it I don't miss it I don't miss it.

>>216391219
Crenellations do not a castle make

>>216391269
i don't wank x

>>216391269
Only when I'm alone
Don't know how I even control it, it feels involuntary when I do it alone

>>216391348
Dude I am so fucking close to ordering an eighth of blow off the net, feel this deep seated urge to stimfap for a day or two. It's been over a year since I last did it.

Piers looks a bit tranny ngl
Need candace on the case

>sexless incel realises that squirt is in fact piss, and stops replying to me
Yeah shut the fuck up verge (it's still hot though)

>>216391406
neoliberal teeth

>>216391386
If you’re ordering of the internet it won’t be here until Wednesday earliest
Fucking chill out like

Rorke moaning and passing out and waking up with a cup of tea on the desk that wasn't there before

>>216391351
yes they do

>>216391386
Cathinones are the end game my lad, 4/3-MMC. Transcendental stuff. Dark path to be going down though. This lad >>216391433 is right as well, just wank one out and the thoughts of relapsing will leave you.

>>216391433
I'd do it when I've got a week off work, can hold off once I have it. Really want to but I know I shouldn't, I know where it'll lead me

niggers shitbox? licked it mate

>>216390294
I could make this lass happy

>>216391434
thought that was butternut squash from the thumbnail

8bitbrad.png

well Done to Hearts

Ok ..

I think

They
Will Win
the league !!

>>216391466
>4/3-MMC
Had not heard of it but sounds right up my alley - enjoyed meth proper. Prefer coke, but this sounds like methy-coke.
I just blew my nut lad, it's fucked

>>216391522
They're on fire the now. Fair play to them but I hope they bottle it

>>216391466
>>216391469
dirty bastards you lot

>>216391466
miss meow meow
off that muck now for over a year
it does you in vile shite

Wikipedia on the scrounge yet again

went for an incel drive, an incel walk and an incel bookshop browse today lads

>>216391522
sorry what has this got to do with pokemon or gary eats

my football team are winning :)

>>216391558
does scotland even have enough blacks for this kind of pandering?

>>216391568
did you purchase any incelbooks

>>216391564
jimmy emailed me last week

amad just scored amad goal

>>216391577
I Gave

My
Pocket Monster
Of the

Day

Earlier Ok !!

pack it lads /mug/ is cancelled this week

>>216391568
Me too lad. I went went for an incel walk then had a nice incel coffee. It's nice to get out for a bit and be normal.

I WANT TO BE JAPANESE

hate seeing sisterberg and her kid
reminds me what a grim little incel I am

>>216391625
why is /brit/ so obsessed with soogsz

dark haired pale gf 2026 on the cards I just know it for sure this time!

>>216391625
shes absolutely perfect

>>216391628
incel walks at night in tokyo must be amazing desu

Rorke swearing off the 69-FAG-POO
Rorke's mum typing out a post for her parents' forum but then having second thoughts and deleting it

>>216391653
Chappell is actually so fit

Are you team Greggs or Pret a mangr?

>>216391648
she's been well advertised here

>>216391648
well she's british herself isn't she?

repping the UK over there in the states

>>216391684
obviously greggs

>>216391681
the fittest

Lad who saw an escort here. Spent a few hours outside on my own today. I'm trying to force myself into situations. I went for a walk alone around a park, and drove to a bookshop just to force myself into unfamiliar places. I'm trying to think of other things to do on subsequent days.

I can feel a huge row coming with my mum when I get home because she will be instantly suspicious of me. I don't think I can tell her I saw an escort but I think I might not be able to control myself regarding my other feelings. I need to start changing things. I can't just stay hidden inside any more. I've got to fucking force myself to change. She didn't socialise me with girls when I was younger and I ended up a virgin at 29. She is a negative woman and she'll react with hostility I am sure.

What should I do? Do I keep it all bottled up or do I let it spill out? The bit about seeing an escort I have to keep bottled up for now but I have to fucking do something or I'm going to kill myself in a few years.

>>216391704
unusualberg

>>216391653
peng!

>>216391684
neither

>>216391706
need you shipped out and fighting in Donbass

>>216391705
need my lips surgically fused to her rectum

>>216391706
risk of her chucking you out if you unleash on her, keep it in until you've got your life together enough to move out, then let the cunt have it

>>216391835
Don't worry about it chub

>>216391757
surprised at how good this flick was

might buy some new pants

>>216391852
what size

>>216391796
yh?

looking for an egg sucking teacher

>>216391868
prefer not to say

>>216391706
swear id just join the Army or something if my life was that grim

>>216391558
I couldn't make it there. But I caught the broadcast from here in Helsinki.

>>216391840
Yeah just an enjoyable, well acted story.

>>216391872
dont like being put on blast like this, 4chan is supposed to be anonymous

dua lipa feet

COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE

>>216391796
ummy

>>216391917
heard she got her fanny pierced because her fella is into it

Absolutely mental how from birth you are either born into a wealthy nation of deep heritage and culture, sophisticated infrastructure, advance human rights, and life on easy mode

Or you are born into a God-forsaken third world Hell, where your people live in dirt and your entire life is a nightmare

If there is a God, then he is cruel for making a world so unfair.

got a chicken breast i plan to stuff, what to stuff it with is the question here

>>216391941
where did u hear that

>>216391953
>Or you are born into a God-forsaken third world Hell, where your people live in dirt and your entire life is a nightmare
The UK isnt that bad lad x

>>216391960
Dickmeat

>>216391953
>If there is a God, then he is cruel for making a world so unfair.

>>216391985
nah it really is lad x

>>216391916
I'm not judging

>>216391960
chickenmilk

need to lose weight

>>216391653
mad how scouse she looks

which one of you cunts left the milk out

>>216391953
Well, you could also just be born into a middling second world country like Macedonia or Turkey
It's a bit like purgatory

>>216391985
not a fan of how arrogant germans are

>>216391953
Except you could only have ever been born into the UK, and a Sub Saharan bantoid could only ever have been born in Sub Saharan Africa.
You would not be you had you not been born here. Your parents, your culture, your heritage define you.

>>216392022
WHO LEFT THE MILK OUT
WHO
WHO
WHO
*dances*

>>216391868
52 29

just dreamt that I was a trafficked individual in this weird brothel in a giant wheat field where people would come pay to stab peoples arses with razor blades, and they were only allowed to do 5 stabs, but were increasingly getting more violent and slashing peoples arses up so i escaped through the field and got chased by security guys
there was also a device they used to amputate peoples fingers who broke the rules

>>216391971
Friday, September 12, 2025
Blind Items Revealed #5

August 28, 2025

This foreign born A list singer got her nether regions pierced for her soon to be husband. He is into that, so she did it.

Dua Lipa

>>216392022
was out of date anyway

Oh my days


Are you virgins really using this schizo dollhouse troll thread?


Have some self respect for Pete's sake

the October spend

rent - £1050
bills and council tax - £273.02
credit card minimum payment - £34.07
car payment - £185.50
petrol - £124.20
just eat - £546.44
groceries - £423.12 (~£300 of that is alcohol)
weed - £300
betting - £650 after wins
gacha - £200
TOTAL - £3786.55

take home £2405 I am beyond cooked

>>216392082
>Blind Item
i.e. completely made up
ok

>>216391953
or you get born into a secret third thing: the UK

*Grabs handfuls of own hair, bares gritted teeth, face grimacing and lets out an ungodly scream of agony*

plus sized mature twink coming over later for some bum fun

>>216392140
your take home pay is £2405 and you choose to have a rent of £1050? Are you retarded

>>216392140
it's over

>>216392140
absolutely faustian

>>216392166
mfer thought he was super man or sumfink haha

>>216392169
So a fat old queer? Grim.

mad how people actually get cars on finance
is this country full of retards

>>216392069
turkey didn't exist when st george was around
disingenuous comic

>>216392185
>choose

>>216392140
based

>>216392140
>credit card minimum payment - £34.07
Retarded.
>car payment - £185.50
Majorly retarded.
>just eat - £546.44
Beyond retarded.
>weed - £300
Fair enough.
>betting - £650 after wins
Absolutely fucking retarded.
>gacha - £200
It's time to kill yourself.

>>216392200
Rude


That's his dad you're talking about

>>216392185
made more in my previous job
didn't stop after losing it and just ate through my redundancy money over some months
self-medicating my depression through booze, weed, gacha and betting

>>216392036
Yes but I am only 'me' out of pure chance
The soul of you or I who is witnessing this conversation may have been born into the body of a Dalit who lives in a sewer in Mumbai

Have to go to a stinking pub because I’m obligated to and avoid all the wogs and getting stabbed whilst it’s raining and sky grey when I could just stay inside cosy

>>216392219
yes choose. get a roommate if it's too expensive

>soul
>pure chance
Refuse to believe that even /brit/ posters can be this stupid

winning

>>216392208
Has the jingoist roach spelling too
Would've been good if it just said Anatolia

>>216391953
love that bridge, gotta be one of the best bridges ever

got the dominos order in. stuck it on klarna pay in 3

>>216392236
Okay well I don't believe in the soul because I'm not a fuckwit. You are your genetics, which are shaped by environment and culture over generations - this notion of a birth lottery is nonsense, life isn't a lottery it's a competition. Those born in less favourable conditions have only their ancestors to blame, not some immaterial rolling of the dice.

Oh I see he's just replying to himself again

>>216392272
He's definitely gay

>>216389856
>>216389856
>>216389856
New

got the ubereats delivered

>>216392230
I need to comute to work ok. not everywhere has decent public transport.

fair enough on the other points I am a retard.

>>216392272
neoliberal teeth

>>216392331
Bro I have a car too, but I paid outright for a little shitbox that gets me from A to B - why on earth would you finance? I bet you've got a 20-25 plate SUV, haven't you?