Thread 216389856

british OPs for british threads edish

this is the thread

>>216389906
True but no one will use it :/

so this is the new is it?

>>216390029
no
>>216390044
>>216390044
THIS is the new

The poo

not posting in that fag cat thread

this retarded monkey from monkeyzil replied to me last night and actually thinks it's normal for gym girls to eat 9+ eggs

would anyone like a cup of tea

>>216390338
ooooo I'll have one ta

>>216390125
he's not brazilian lad

>>216389856 (OP)
The early Brit gets the worm.

>>216392311
hes just a chubby chaser and that is based

>>216390338
>>216390487
FUCK YO TEA NIGGA

And I say, England's greatest prime minister was LORD PALMERSTON

>>216392348
That guy is definitely gay


I can tell

Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright with me
Jesus is just alright

>>216392357
*punches you off of your stool*
IT WAS TONY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR

just got a gummy bear in my tangfastics. this pic is from reddit but mine was the same except green. didn't taste that amazing or anything. wasn't sour just the same as a gummy bear but sugar coating.

Just watched Revenge of the Nerds (1984). Was college really like that in America, with the frat games and events?

>>216392430
one less fizzy fried egg

a real shame

>>216390682
i am xx

>>216392338
how bad was tim's fall

>>216392431
I remember the tits from that movie

They've put Tim in a hospice... poor bloke x

>>216392431
dont know didnt live in America in 1984

>>216392391
YEAH

I've only ever dated skelebobs and gymrats before my current gf, she's quite fat, but it's quite nice
very grabbable
she's very self-concious about it though

rorke stopping the boats

>>216392357
Truss with enough money

only in my country the day can start rainy af and now it's extremely hot and sunny

Jesus was way cool

>>216392431
probably
in my day the frats just held huge parties and gave girls jungle juice so they'd get their tits out

>enters the thread, puts down briefcase
>”Sinnerman” by Nina Simone begins playing
>begins stealing all the (You)s

>>216392483
blog on snorelord

Unfriended: Dark Web

>>216392284
It is a lottery, who determined that you would be born as an Englishman and not a Kenyan? In early childhood you first gained self-awareness that you are English, and only later in life did you learn what that meant.

Praying I win the bond lottery on Tuesday. On my fucking knees pleading with God. I can't do this anymore

>>216392461
Largely accepted he just lays down on the floor then calls 999 so he can get back into hospital and be around people.

>>216392503
Doesn't the pretending get exhausting?

>>216392525
>It is a lottery, who determined that you would be born as an Englishman and not a Kenyan?
My paternal and maternal lineage you bloody invalid. Genetics? Are you thick?

reading the bbc pidgin for the news today

>>216392545
where does he live now
can he even take care of himself still

hope bonfire night terrorises lots of dogs haha

My appetite seems to have come back lads. My mental state is also much better today. My libido is still dead but I feel better. I've been drawing up plans to fix my life and generally improve things.

>Supplements
Generic Multivitamins
Zinc
Magnesium
From today, adding Red Ginseng and L Arginine as apparently they're good for libido/testosterone

>Hair
Ordered minoxidil to halt some early hair loss, need to speak to my GP first though as I tried Finasteride once and had side effects

>Hobbies
Dropping games completely, not that I really play them much now
Focus on reading and exercising more, gonna do some more cardio outside
Maybe try a bit of language learning again

>Sexual
No porn
No masturbation
Gonna try seeing the same escort on Thursday or Friday next week, I'm hopeful by that point I am much hornier. If not, then I'll just enjoy the time with her.

>Socialising
Trying to set up a date with a woman I matched with on Bumble
Will be forcing myself out of the house on weekends

Open to any more tips

>>216392557
Who determined your lineage then you dribbling spastic?

you can tell that one poster is a hindu because he believes in the concept of a "soul"

feeling a little...
mischievous

>>216392557
screaming

>>216392554
i AM brazilian whatcho want me to do

>>216392602
howling

>>216392554
are you the same canadian who was here this morning?

>>216392607
sex

>>216392607
she looks incredible here

>>216392524
>who determined that you would be born as an Englishman
My mother moved to America before I was born and I became a yank that way.

>>216392538
Not sure if this is good or bad

fittie

>>216392616
You're not though

>supplements and exercise
oh no no no
literally just do 10k steps a day and eat real food
it's that simple

>>216392607
why is she so friggin cute

>>216392592
Do some research on semen retentive and Prostate cancer. Men need occasional sploofs

>>216392602
You are too stupid to have a discussion with, normally rag lads on here for banter but they seem quite switched on even if we have a difference of opinion. You however are a dribbling spastic

>>216392603
most people do

>>216392572
hes in a hospice

I don't care if it rains or freezes long as i got my plastic jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car

>>216392625
he's here everyday every hour every moment our dtfic the legend x

really makes you think

Funny Otter Takes His Halloween Costume Maybe Too Seriously!

>>216392648
ugly

>>216392625
Don't think so

>>216392674
nobody cares yank, go eat a salad you fat cunt

>>216392664
You're such a cretin you can't even come up with your own insults, boring bastard

the lottery is random
our ancestors were better people and that's not random

Might go get maccas haha
Why not
Just fuck my entire life

>>216392392
>>216392499
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aQHvOw_J5sI

fucking knackered me

>>216392706
your skin is the color of poop

>>216392682
Wonder if thats more or less than the population increase from immigration

peng yank women

>>216392592
No one cares mate stop trying to make this into a gimmick its pathetic

More like Divided Kingdom lol (I have just been asked to host Have I Got News For You)

>>216392538
Am I retarded?

>>216392762
It's better than his cuck pedo posting let's be honest

trying to save money living off bennies but it's not working, lads. feel tempted to blow everything I've got on drugs and then kill myself

>>216392718
The crux of the post is that your given ancestry is random, not that some peoples ancestors were superior than others, that is obvious

really want to hug escort lad and tell him it'll all be ok

I seem interesting in theory but not in practice. I've been auditioned for three different game/quiz shows, had several job interviews and went on a few dates, but none of them worked out.

What do you more interesting lads do?

>>216392672
why
hes not dying

Who here has wanked to the new Sydney Sweeney pics?

just seen diego talking about shiny pokemon on /v/

>>216392841
she's kinda butters mate, nice tits but that's it

Realising that this mindset, that we are all souls plucked from the either and that in another life we could have been those darkskinned marauders on the little boats, is a major factor in western decline.
No, I could never have been born an African bantoid, because all that I am is inextricable from my English heritage. My genetics, my language, my culture, the countryside I roam and the cities I inhabit. Nothing was down to chance, it exists beyond me, I sprang up from it, not down into it.

What actually happens when you donate to a political party? Are you just chucking them a tenner and joining a mailing list? Do you have to do anything?

>>216392868
posted it again award

Crazy how unfair life is.

Consciousness is the ultimate experience in the universe. And it’s here on earth. No where in the universe have we found it. And we have profound consciousness. Not like a bird or flea. You get it for 80 years if you’re lucky. Then that’s it. No more. Just like from before you were born. No magical heaven, no extra life , no rebirth, nothing. The universe may as well cease to exist, because you will never experience it anymore. It ends with you

POV: you order an extra small pizza in the USA

>>216392841
Yeah I've wanked to a blonde with big tits before

>>216392812
>your given ancestry is random
Ok then why didn't my white English parents spawn out a little black baboon? Or a slanteyed chinky fella? Why was their baby white and English? You incorrible spasmoid omdz

>>216392858
>>216392897
be quiet you two
post about your willies or something

deport all ugly people

>>216392878
Well if someone could actually answer me that would be great

two schizos in the thread writing essays already, great just bloody great!

>>216392919
They wouldn't all fit in your house though

>>216392919
Then get out of the cunt

You want to know something ? Every single of your mean remarks, your insults, your "banter" I remember all of it very vividly. It still hurts me and makes me miserable for the next hours to come whenever the cursed memories resurface . Are you proud of this ? You most likely don't even know what I am talking about as I am nothing to you. But you make me sick

>>216392939
is duckduckgo quoken?

embarrassing little twerps in this ITT

Why's he talking to himself?

>>216392603
u m ean is a human? everyone believes in souls except robots

>>216392858
this is correct

>>216392940
Post another Rorke zinger or two, you zika baby negrito monkey - that'll do the thread some good

soul just fell out me arse

>>216392955
evolutionarily speaking, if you have a modicum of intelligence you generally learn not to keep exposing yourself to things that hurt you

>>216392993
horrid little tramp

going to the park

>>216392993
Ah yes let's lust after the goytertainment sex midget of the month - this is more riveting than discussion, but what else can one expect from a zika baby?

>>216392993
mutton dressed as lamb

This is my final post on 4chan. In a few minutes I will format my laptop, package it up and send it to a buyer on Monday. I'm no longer going to spend 40+ hours a week of my life on 4chan. My internet addiction has destroyed my life and I've finally had enough. After 7+ years, I need to change before it's too late. It's been an absolute honour posting with all you and I will miss it dearly. However, life is more important and I urge you all to follow in my footsteps. Thanks for the good times, the laughs and the hard lessons. I'll remember you all forever. I wish every single one of you the best of luck going forward.

See you again in this life or the next.

-Anon

>>216392991
arse soul

>>216392939
I'm a paid member of the Greens and Zack sends me 5 exclusive pictures a month, 20 direct messages and a personalised video message (20 seconds max)

>>216392818
much you charging him?

chicken and chips for tea x

>>216393041
Dunno who you are or why I should care. Wont even notice youre gone

>>216393041
see you tomorrow

we shouldn't have to live like this

short hair on women is peng

>>216392908
Why did you fall out the hairy minge of a white English woman? and not a sideways chinky womans fanny? or out the gaping gash of a black woman with HIV?

Why are you such a mongo that you can't accept it was random chance like most everything else in the universe is?

>>216393075
looking like this, living in london as a top barrister, there's simply no chance this man did not shag. He must have absolutely cleaned up.

even landed an attractive lush wife

>>216392993
Can she not just go up one cup size? Would do her absolute wonders.

what's it to you where I get my as, opp nigga

>>216393114
would impregnate but not marry

ah yes the NPCs are setting off their flashy bang sparks again

>>216393075
He was a genuine lefty back in the day. Mad how much power corrupts

>>216393117
>was random chance like most everything else in the universe is?
Determinism too complicated for you to understand, is it? Because this is not true.

well, Ill be..
fancy that then

>>216393154
me as a barista concerned one of my customers is too tired

can you hear the screaming

pu 4 t

>>216393143
yeah shag mens arses

>>216393177
immoral

piss on the graves of brazilian children

>>216393114
she looks like she'd be good at pegging

>>216392993
no tits and mungo face

going to bed now as I have work tomorrow OK bye

Not mental and entirely predictable how the only good posters here are Britons and Australians.

souls don't exist, grow up

Complete random chance is making this thread absolute dogshit eh

>>216392858
>I sprang up from it
It was 'you' who sprang up from it out of good fortune
Your first moment of self-awareness may well have been running around outside your family mudhut in Kenya as a five year old niglet and seeing a White tourist, and only then realising that you are a bantoid

>>216393291
This.
we truly are goated

in bed farting

Making sexual advances upon my wife

>>216393284
aww do they love each other

off to the store to buy up all the discounted halloween candy

brick metly

>>216393292
This. We build our "souls" (our inner world) as we go through life, and any notion it persists after death is a fantasy designed to comfort and nothing more

The tea's gone cold I wonder why I got out of bed at all.

>>216393291
theres only 1 dog shit aussie poster and im not convinced he's actually australian

aussies and kiwis are our brothers

kill yanks
kill canacucks
molest jew zealanders
kill brazilian children
rape and kill cloggys mum
simple as

balding, gaming and farting in my smelly childhood bedroom

>>216392955
Ktim

I've genuinely been emotionally hurt by the things people post on the internet, whether it's been on 4chan or instagram or wherever

It's pathetic but it's true. I still seethe about online arguments I had many years ago.

>>216393356
kek just like me!

Gotta hat them all

got the electric blanket on my bed and it's maing my tushy all warm

sorry i just do not see the point of london football

>>216393292
speak for yourself

>>216393359
same. i feel negative emotions very strongly.

fuck off fireworks

rorke caught lacking

>>216393376
he looks like a baby here, a newborn, I wonder if he was drinking pints from birth

>>216393296
Right, I'm gonna have to spell this out for you since you're clearly suffering from a cognitive disorder.
"You" do not exist apart from the conditions that led to your creation - you are your genetics, inherited from your parents, your culture, inherited from your people, and your material conditions (land, cities, buildings, development) inherited from your ancestors.
What do you think "we" are? Are you expressing belief in the soul?

time for czechcasting

>>216393284
fat cat and his fag mate

>>216393322
yh

>>216392955
I'll shoot your mum when she goes to take the bins out

pointing a laser at the Milky Way's centre lads aha x

>>216393453
Czech this

>>216393356
lel i am this

>>216393351
I'd rather they were my sisters.

Why's he talking to himself?

>>216393359
Only remember one, when my oneitis agreed with some moron - the topic was sex too. Could have murdered her in that moment

>>216393356
ktim but im not balding, or farting, or in my smelly childhood bedroom. or any bedroom for that matter.
im not even gaming rn

>>216393469
what a waste of energy

>>216393495
who are you talking about?

>>216393495
who are you talking about?

could very easily shower then go to the shop for boozeahol

love mushrooms sauteed in butter and sage and lime zest

look how many browns it takes to fight 2 trannies and people here are scared of them lmao
https://www.tiktok.com/@reality.uk.media/video/7567498687438441750

>>216393495
he's a bored 4chan addict

rorke.

>>216393544
no thanks

>>216393499
lel one time in school a girl someone asked out for me (without my consent!) started making fun of me.

what's that smelly fish illness seaside mark has

>>216393610
he got too close to your mums minge

So deeply by affected by women that I can't cope doing things that remind me of past loves, these include
>museums
>albums
>games
>places
>restaurants

In dire need of a shave!

>>216393550
Me too but I don't do that

>>216393610
TMAU

>>216393610
smelly fish disease

more of a tenderstem broccoli man myself

>>216393544
was the petite bleach blonde one a girl? because I'd fuck her regardless

>>216393642
hope you're pan frying it mate and not just boiling it like a pleb

hate my unemployed wastrel self, I do nothing except leech off the state

>>216393624
Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.
(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,
SOME people smell it and some people don't.
I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.
I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant
if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.
I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.
Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way

>>216393610
john west disease

>>216393440
I know what you're saying and don't disagree, all I'm saying is that "you" may as well have been designated by God or the universe as a Chinese girl at the moment of conception, or anyone else on the planet, even among your own family or countrymen

You did not exist as a living being until a few days after your dad spaffed inside your mums minge

>>216393544
trannies are psychos, short tempers and quick to use excessive violence over tiny slights

>>216393675
Impressive. Hes so confident too, not a hint of panic when his paws were slipping, he knew what he had to do

>>216393662
boobies!!!!

>>216393704
>short tempers and quick to use excessive violence
hmm almost like they're disturbed men most curious

>>216393712
just a normal tuesday for him

>>216393675
nice shimmy

>>216393628
FONT

That's mental

fuck yes we've scored

>>216393659
sauteed them with my mushrooms

>>216389856 (OP)
/brit/ belongs to me

i like them like this

brazil flag deactivated
german flag activated

first glass of wine of the night

>>216393760
me after an orgy with my fellow virgins

>>216393628
I'm only like this with the album Jar of Flies by Alice in Chains because I was FWB with this blonde yank girl and I showed her this album then we fell out soon after so the album reminds me of her x

>>216393345
mum's fuming. she took ages cooking that

URL shorteners are a security risk. You trust they will take you to the site you are expecting but in reality you could be giving your opinion to a malicious actor.

>>216393793
he really is an odious little parasite

>>216393544
that streamer who got ragdolled is this veitch winnable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEHVBIRjByQ

>>216393699
so you're religious.

>>216393675
He's just like me (and many of you when under pressure, except for the racist cunts)

>>216393750
me when someone has asked me what text on the computer is called for the 10th time in a row

>>216393828
I said God or the universe, doesn't matter

>>216393757
Wondering the 4chan blocked page will look, and if it will be done by our ISPs or 4chan themselves.
Imagining something like this with a portrait of Keir and the Union Flag

>>216393794
they should be hanged of course

>>216393837
LAUGHING

>>216393781
Yeah that's my preference also - she's perfect.

>>216393826
>muh ecelebs

>>216393875
you don't even know her

>>216393842
since there are no souls, there is no "you" that's separate from that which was created during conception. There is no loser to this "lottery".

>>216393875
hey buddy, that's my wife you're talking about

>>216393875
you don't know her lil bro

>>216393781
looks like she's spilled her toothpaste silly woman

STAND UP
IF YOU LOVE TO FART

absolutely adore parsley
possibly the single greatest flavour ever invented the freshness and the pepperyness and it looks peng

dreamt about my childhood bullies for the third night in a row

>>216393812
Sucks, doesn't it? One thats bugging me right now is Elden Ring - did a Coop run with a woman I've been in love with for three years, but she ghosted me. Got my character sitting there by a site of grace, can't bring myself to play again

Nazi Missiles That Terrorized Britain Are Now Home to Starfish

>>216393848
probably just be more like the blank page with text when you try to go on sites like RT or Pirate Bay

we're making catholicism sexy again lads

>>216393926
thats just runty
zoomers are so bent

Hands on your knees. Hands on your knees. Shake that ass for Drake. Now shake that ass for me.

>>216393926
maybe she died

Get the niggers shagged

coining a new term: "mincel" -- an incel who likes to mince around the place

>>216393883
>>216393894
Obviously talking physically, aren't I

>>216393918
I was a bully at school and I sleep like a baby.

>>216393939
shes the type of girl youre not interested in at first then her personality really grows on you until at one moment you think to yourself actually id really like to shag her

bought a new fleece and it's probably the ideal tog rating for my living room right this season
so all in all an excellent purchase

love cat videos but so many of them are AI-generated now that I poo my arse screaming about it and crying

>>216393942
I'm twenty eight. It is pathetic yes, but I've known her for years and I'm of a romantic disposition.

that tranny would have filled me in i reckon

>>216393964
I was a bully and feel really guilty about it, I've had dreams where I'm reuniting with the lads I've bullied and they're forgiving me :/

still got me Halloween spooky text on mobile

might just keep it on forever

right, that's a sex gif

do you really say "fair play"

>>216393964
wet yourself often do you?

>>216393954
Nah I know she's around

had a weird experience last night where I was sort of awake but not quite and I couldn't think or move and it was a bit freaky

>>216393992
i say protect them

natalia

>>216393972
this happens with me with a lot of girls btu then one day they wear a crop top and ends up they have a ncie tummy and then i rly want them haha
like my imagination isnt good enough to iamgine their tummy in their clothes haha

>>216394028
maybe she got amnesia

>>216394006
Same mate. Was bullied and was a bully, and the latter plays on my mind far more.

just lost my Queen in a game of chess 5 moves in so I quit lulz

>>216393939
In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”

>>216394053
maybe shes maybelline

>>216394034
he lieks it :)

>>216394064
for me it's when you're playing an Indian fella and he blunders his queen then begs for a takeback in the chat

course I deny them then they ragequit, as is proper

>>216394043
KTIM
That's why I love womens tummies and feet, even if a girl is plain or mid she could have a beautiful tummy or feet and that's enough for me to really want to shag her

lyn these are sex people!

funny meme

>>216394053
Nope. Don't know what it is. Understand people can be duplicitous - shit I know I can be - but to fake the level of engagement and interest she displayed, I simply could never. I'll never know the reason why

>>216394031
sleep paralysis

>>216394006
>made myself the victim award

oh my days
fair play like

>>216394101
based. exterminate indians

>>216394102
feet are nice enough but not something i'm particularly fussed about wanking with or having in my mouth
tummies on the otherhand... WHOA

>>216394110
good film might watch it
didn't watch a single horror film throughout october although i did listen to some creepypasta audios

>>216394173
>>216394173
>>216394173

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP04FA3rlrs
madness

>>216394061
There was this really nice lad in primary school who we used to bully for no reason whatsoever until one day in year 4 he had moved schools because of it
Breaks my heart just thinking about it, fucking horrible. I've tried finding his profile or anything just so I could send him a message but he has quite a common name and surname so had no luck so far.

>>216394183
maybe he killed himself

>>216394146
Absolutely nothing in that post implies feeling victimhood you illiterate mong freak

I might hand in my notice at work on Monday. Feel too depressed to go on and want to kill myself. My health is awful, mentally and physically. I've got savings enough to last about 6 months that I don't want to squander but i'm beginning to feel no choice.

watching sherlock series 4 episode 3

>>216394317
that the one where Sherlock gives Moriarty backshots on top of the Richenbach building?

>>216393917
Anglo unc starved for the most basic mediterranean herb

>>216394069
*farts*

>>216394026
Avenged that goliath savage

>>216390338
yes