Thread 216396491

time to go

Andrew wasn't in the trafficking game that was Jeffrey's gig. It was Jeffrey who quietly told Virginia to shag Andrew.

bro wtf is this lmao niggas name brick

going to shops anyone want owt? x x x x x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8z6et15t0&list=RDmB8z6et15t0&start_radio=1

Timmy crush

andrew wasnt even there he was in pizza express in wycombe

>>216396559
double decker

20 years ago lefties were telling us all that sex stereotypes (aka gender) were sexist and outdated, now they're insisting that these stereotypes actually define peoples sex more than biology does

little slovenian babe

so that david hoffman nonce is doing it because someone was mean to him once on 4chan and the mods wouldn't let him break the rules and I'm guessing the reason here is something similar
how embarrassing for these idiots

the donner meat scotch pie

>fodenbunny.png

shriek every time at this

>>216396608
ugly and old

>>216396612
corr they're unreal after a few cans

Cheers to a willy free thread, aye lads?

>>216396608
chopped af

raped freak

Lads I am panicking a bit about my libido.
I'm asking for genuine advice here. I haven't had an erection since Tuesday at least, possibly even Monday.

What should I do? Keep abstaining from porn/masturbation? I watched a film this evening that had naked women in it and my dick stirred a bit, but I couldn't get an erection.
Is it a mental thing? I'm worried my experience with the escort has fucking crippled me.

Begging for help here :(

>>216396677
i wank every day and still have morning erections
there must be something wrong with you

>>216396678
ummy

>>216396677
Just cut it off mate - no use now is it, little bit of skin flapping in the breeze. Get it turned into a fanny

>>216396654
this guy gets it
it's slim pickings for timmy. all the hottest are taken by chad and tyrone
timmy's choice is between >>216396608 and >>216396573

>>216396677
get a grip you autist

bought loads of crisps when steaming last night (like 4 family bags) and i know i ate some because of the crisp fragments in my incel flat but cannot locate the unopened bags

surely i did not scran 4 massive packs of crisps

I have never not been able to get an erection. I think it's just psychological and you have a weak mentality.

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>>216396698
Yes I am fucking worried.
Before I saw the escort, I had stopped watching porn for a bit and also abstained from masturbating, hoping I'd get hard with her. I was nervous so I didn't.

Should I try masturbating just visualising her?

>>216396711
What should I do?

>>216396636
craving them at the minute, i didn't expect them to have the chilli sauge
reduced to making my own sausage rolls for now

People who vape should be bullied and their vapes broken. It's the one foolproof sign you are a retard if you are vaping.

charlene doner kebab downes

>>216396677
if this is real and not a humiliation fetish ERP then you should see a GP instead of spamming here

Dorian Yates

>>216396663
Like that movie Orphan.

is Belgrade nice this time of year

>>216396752
lose weight you seething gimp

>>216396761
look good

>>216396612
Where did you cop that?

>>216396710
You never answered my question from earlier

>>216396573
Shes cute. Bet she looks well fit all tarted up for a date down the snooker club

>>216396820
oh my days timmy is this really what it's come to

>>216396809
What size shoes do you wear?

back from what may have been my third three dayer in October
Off the racism for good now
>>216396779
Applauding your bravery for sharing this very unique opinion you boring nigger

>>216396582
Good point, which proves what has already been proven: it's a systemic effort to coopt feminism and the general liberation of desire flows in the 60s. You see how the far-right party in germany has a lesbian with pink hair as a leader.

*wakes up and rolls over onto your chest*

>>216396812
stephens bakery

>>216396811
fucked up by making them too flavourful regarding spices (I added cumin and paprika). big mistake

>>216396849
So what happened to end your shagging days and turn you into the evil pedo ghoul obsessed with black cocks and earwax that you are today?

>>216396750
They're just crunchy air. If you were hungry it would be easy to do

Indian takeaway

>>216396677
How old are you?

any dainty lads in?

oh my days timmy you're giving me a penis erection please help

me on the right

>>216396904
um..hi

>>216396904
Yeah here >>216396762

I own this thread.
I am the Composite Operator.

she just called him a fucking funny billy again

got interstellar on

>>216396919
is that the lad that supports gay marriage but hates crocodile attacks

>>216396941
Do you wish you were her?

>>216396903
29
I think I'm gonna have to speak to my dad. I think I'm having porn withdrawal symptoms.

>>216396953
bro is a prefect

>>216396817
No, the carribou don't orgasm if you stroke their antlers

>>216396884
Where is that? Get me one

*rolls a zoot and bangs it in one drag like tom and jerry*
alri lads happy 4/20

Thinking about the amount of hours I’ve put into video games since I was 13 years old to know honestly makes me feel fucking ill. If I had put that same amount of hours into something productive I would be on a yacht in Dubai right now.

>>216396953
What size shoes do you wear?

>>216396803
don't know
not many serbs in this thread

>>216396989
central scotland
there's a 24/7 bakery in scumdee you can get one as well
the cake was home made, not by me
it was shit, too many blueberries and the rest was dry

>>216397005
Now**

>>216396979
No, I think you are going into a self-fulfilling vicious cycle in your mind. It has happened to the majority of men. Just take YOUR time and relax.

niggas in this thread talmbout sum timmy
whole time they the timmy

porn addiction, not good for the brain
turns you into a freakazoid

>>216396953
This looks like the slut I lost my virginity too in high school. He let me bust inside him and everything

>>216397005
would you yeh?

why yes it is 8pm on a haloween saturday and im at home alone listening to techno

a wank isnt on the cards for me but it could be for you

*enters /brit/*

fireworks going off for an hour
is it a jeet holiday?

me trying to do literally anything

Any good posts going?

>>216397018
nice try aleksandar we know it's you

>on a haloween saturday
utterly meaningless statement

>>216397081
yeah it's called the 5th of november is on a wednesday

*exits /brit/*

>>216397074
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUD4RaRSSio

>>216397115
COPE ON INCELLO

>>216397118
so? didnt change anything when i was kid
was still up the local field on a weekday

>>216397034
No the shepherd's pie I meant. Looked and sounded fucking delicious. Fuck england and the queen or king but shepherd's pie is great. I uses to buy the stilton steak pie from lidl until.I was made aware that my oven wasn't baking them properly. They would have to burn to a crisp on the surface before the inaide became warm.

>>216397081
sorry thats me i'm powerlevelling

>>216397115
saw all the hotties last night dressed as slutty pumpkins and whatnot
wasn't out myself of course, just walking dogberg through town in the hope some pissed girls would coo over him

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filters yank images

>>216397081
Nothing beats a Jeet Poo Holiday

>>216397124
https://soundcloud.com/vault-sessions-collective/premiere-rene-wise-silo-cybin-mp02
https://soundcloud.com/vault-sessions-collective/premiere-rene-wise-silo-cybin-mp02
https://soundcloud.com/vault-sessions-collective/premiere-rene-wise-silo-cybin-mp02
not really good though is it

>>216397084
such a cute retard
i could fix her lesbianism

>>216397157
They still are downloaded onto your computer by the way

>>216397140
times have changed lad

nigga name is keir

>>216397121
good post this

guys when I put fucking effort into a post and I don’t get a single reply I’m pissed okay
Don’t do that fr

>>216397079
Was he looking for the pink panther in there?

>>216397177
was only a decade ago
remember playing sonic jump on my dads phone while they went off

ayo switching to scented rubbish bags was a game changer

>>216396849
Show me a normal picture of her then and I might change my mind

>>216397192
say fr in this thread again and i'll cut your bollocks off you yankified little cunt

>216397192
Not giving (You) a (You) because (You) tried to bait me into giving (You) a (You) by FOY-posting

might watch a film, any good ones?

>>216397239
What size shoes do you wear?

lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop_slide

real talk my niggas fr ain't even yankified no cap

toosie slide

>>216397192
no one cares about effort posts. I can type bradley walshing a poo wank and get ten yous

>>216397201
This is AI - most impressive one I've seen so far. Only way I know is that that tape would never hold up spice jars, they're far too heavy.

>>216397281
lol

>>216397248
event horizon

my neighbour has a massive TV and he plays minecraft on it for house

stuck my hand in a bag of dried plums and it was all wet and slippery like a fanny

>>216397289
little prick

tried to do some ketamine while listeningt to tribal ambient to relax but i don too much

>>216397252
>Boston, Massachusetts,
simply don't believe that uniform is american

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9QU0oV62Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9QU0oV62Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9QU0oV62Q
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>216397144
there was no shepherds pie it was a donner meat and chilli sauce like a kebab or a sausage roll

still have the wii plugged into my dads massive tv and play mario kart and just dance 2011 on it

3pm Katy poo funding free school meals. I'd pay, and it's a thematically pleasing solution.

>>216397341
well it says BOSTON on the back

>>216397349
listening to this :)

>>216397057
I'm trying but I'm having actual withdrawal symptoms I think.

bollocking a poo

>>216397349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4juBtE2IpA
it techno night

Actual cartoon in the Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/nov/01/madeline-horwath-phone-snatching-theft-crime-cartoon

You WILL let your phone get snatched

>>216397349
this goes hard af

>>216397349
I'd rather listen to a Chris Farlowe 'Best of', thank you

imagine having a bird that forces you to watch strictly come dancing with her

would top myself

>>216397252
Seriously though how did he come out the slide upside down the way he went in

putting a poo on a firework and letting it explode over the town

>>216397237
You couldn't cut a nail

>>216397368
don't believe it

>>216397392
Monster grip for me, I'll have those cunts pinwheeling off of their mopeds.

massaman curry with chicken and potato for din dins it lush

>>216397409
What size shoes do you wear?

>>216397392
where's the mass deportation option

>>216397407
It's alright if you watch one episode, it's when you're expected to watch it every week, every year that it wears you down

jesus imagine being this much of a paedo this young

>>216397433
would this actually work?

dire this boring flat german techno tripe people dance to nowadays

me? 29 and wear size 6 shoes

>>216397444
your mas a man

>>216397281
>bradley walshing a poo wank
Bloody brilliant, he's done it again lmao

>>216397355
Sound. Can you get me one or two?

>>216397433
Thought Diwali was a couple weeks ago.

got event horizon on

>>216397089
Jason really thought he did something

>>216397444
big fan of the beef ones from m&s me

>>216397456
physiognomy check

I'm gonna talk to my dad later about me trying to give up porn. He's been asking me if I'm alright and I think he's noticed I'm not.

I feel irritable and have little appetite. Is this the problem you think?

>>216397475
haha was waiting for that

>>216397466
I think that is close to what gingerpaedo actually wears

>>216397456
haha...yeah, imagine...

bradley walshing a poo wank

>>216397480
presented by jim alco lely?

>>216397392
someone tried to snatch my phone once and i did a throwing knife trickshot from mw2 and killed him

tried watching weapons but couldn't finish it, boring ahh movie

>>216397498
What size shoes do you wear?

g o a t
you can be the greatest of all time

>>216397395
reminder that this poster is a janny

>>216397539
no i can't
be quiet

Calories limited. Weights lifted. Miles walked. Tretinoin applied. Minoxidil prepped. Time and discipline lads, time and discipline.

>>216397392
I hate white women

>>216397487
i wouldn't touch any ready meal not even m&s this is made with a proper thai brand paste and coconut cream

>>216397491
just tell him you have started doing drugs and want to see if they're a good shout

>>216397281
SYNCOPATED VOCALISING IN TUNE WITH MY QUICK BREATH

>>216397541
What size shoes do you wear?

>>216397541
and a fine one at that
a toast! to the brazilian volunteer force

>>216397571
10

>>216397539
i miss estelle

>>216397554
girls untalked to?

>>216397534
this is true and happened also I'm gay

Just lets her run around with her bare bum out... Can't be blamed for a few cheeky peeks...

>>216397554
>Tretinoin
what is that

>>216397554
got neither

you don't see catyank knocking about much anymore do you? suspicious that

but alas, I am the raped after all

>>216397581
Nice

every cunt setting off fireworks needs their fingers blown off

Have any of you fine gentlemen visited William Wilberforce's house in Kingston upon Hull? It's a fascinating place, and a credit to the life of a fine and honourable man.

>>216397584
fuck i meant celeste

>>216397372
good lad fuckign SLAPPS
>>216397390
YES LAD GET ON THIS SET
>>216397395
fr

>>216397598
He was shitting up /cum/ last night
Rest assured he will be posting here until his parents die and he starves

>>216397590
Actually yes, and it's for my benefit. Have a bad habit of talking to women online, get close to arranging to meet them then blocking them as I am insecure about myself.
>>216397595
>what is that
An artificial Vitamin-A topical medication that increases the speed of skin cell turnover - keeps you looking youthful, and it boosts the efficacy of minoxidil.

>>216397554
you should take fin. when i thought i was losing my hair (it was temporary loss but i didn't know that at the time), i learned all about hairloss. fin and dut are the only things that work besides a fue transplant.
how's you're donor area?

I'm a virgo

>>216397598
his owners had him spayed so he offed himself

swear to god this irish poster is a bot or ai of some sort there's just something so off with the way he's posting
asking blatant questions about the most basic and obvious shit

>>216397376
You can't have withdrawal symptoms from basic feelings like lack of a living temperature, hunger, thirst, lust etc. You have to fulfill them.

>>216397641
What size shoes do you wear?

>>216397621
pov: playing half life 2: episode 2

when I was living in America with the exberg, we would get up for work at 6am and leave the block of flats and literally every day the neighbours would greet us bright and cheery and happy
how the fuck do they do this? at 6am I was falling asleep in the car

>>216397660
He's just Irish

>>216397610
it fireworks night for the next week
dogberg and catberg signing an amnesty in the face of a bigger threat

>>216397660
they don't think like we do

>>216397660
that's just irish people for you. a nation of redditors.

>>216397660
some sort of greek foren isn't he

>>216397676
>>216397686
>>216397687
Samefag award
It's greekmong

>>216397644
So what happened to end your shagging days and turn you into the evil pedo ghoul obsessed with black cocks and earwax that you are today?

>>216397672
fell asleep reading your post

>>216397644
I'll go on topical finasteride when I am low body fat, so I can accurately measure the effect it is having on my testosterone levels.
There's a study I read that shows very low doses of topical are still effective, you basically dilute topical finasteride with minoxidil until it's like 0.005% ml and it still works fine with almost zero systemic effects.
>how's you're donor area?
Dense, very suitable. I won't let myself go bald.

>>216397703
mindraped by HM award

Don't know what manner of joyless cunt you need to be to seethe about the sound of fireworks. Also your petbergs must be right pansies, my cats are chilling.

Do you have gamer girls in Britain too?

>>216397699
bizarre post

>>216397723
Hs?

>>216397718
It's a simple question

>>216397491
You are just worried. That is what "being worried" means.

>>216397721
05 chance this is a cis girl

>>216397753
Inspect element award

>>216397721
>uk keyboard
>weird sockets
it not right

>>216397722
>the n word
had to look at my keyboard to get it lel

>>216397722
haha I get it x

pelicans were native to britain but died out 2,000 years ago, probably the romans' fault

gay porn dancing into infinite

>>216397794
Mad how many animals white people kill

>>216397744
It's a girl
>>216397768
???????

you're telling me a gay porn made this sandwich?

>>216397722
NIGGER

>>216397794
not the last time the foreigners would eat native birds

>>216397794
The Romans weren't here 2,000 years ago

>>216397800
my band name

>>216397807
she didn't even smoke that fag i bet

Just tried Takis. pretty nice

>>216397834
1,900 years ago then, twatbags

>>216397660
I should rearrange your face you bastard, accusing me of being a bot. Firsrly I am greek, secondly I will be your worst nightmare in this thread.

>>216397794
WE ATE THEM
THEY WERE DELICIOUS
ALL BIRDS TASTE GOOD

>>216397859
>t. regular scranner of rook pies

>>216397850
She smokes and drinks

>>216397859
>ALL BIRDS TASTE GOOD
not if they haven't washed haha (get it?)

>>216397709
>live in a country almost your whole life
>don't bother getting the legal right to actually be there
what causes this?

>>216397858
can only be a nightmare because i'm fucking sleeping reading your posts

>>216397889
Sister looks almost identical to the one on the right

>>216397889
just caught chlamydia from looking at this

>>216397889
tuppence status?

/unc core/

Worried about the future of /brit/ ngl

>>216397722
is this loss?

>>216397621
why sweat
because food is hot?

>>216397929
her kik?

>>216397942
it will
be

Ok !!

Don`t Worry ..

>>216397955
what was the pocket monster of the day? i wasnt here during the day

You fucking parasite, I raised you for twenty years and this is what youve become

>>216397929
>>216397931
>>216397932

I was walking past an Irish pub the other day when I saw two men standing outside. One was Irish looking and the other was indian or paki.
The Irish one had a Liverpudlian accent and said to the paki, "so are you local then?" in a friendly manner. He was leaning towards the the paki and giving him his full attention.
The brown guy barely acknowledged him... he was looking around furtively with his buggy eyes.
Just wanted to relay that little anecdote.

13

>>216397955
any news from diego?

is starmer really gonna ban 4chan in the uk

>>216397968
begins with a g can't remember hold this helps thanks in advance

which way limeys

>>216397968
it Was ..

Glaceon !!

>>216397984
I am
very
Worried

about HomealoneEveryFridaynight ..

>>216397976
grim and you still dont have a chance in hell. keep posting

>>216397905
read the story
she is a legal resident but got in trouble for a couple of fraudulent (but low value) cheques in the past
on the other hand her husband voted for this so lmao

>>216397982
you know what's funnier than 13?
...14!

>>216397976
Left gigamogs
8/10 vs 5/10

>>216398016
What size shoes do you wear?

why is David Lammy allowed to hold dual citizenship with Guyana

only had a shower this morning and arsehole already stinks
hasnt even been any poo going thorugh it today

FUCK MY NEGER LIFE!!!

>>216398041
int that him that went to Yoker?

>>216398053
giz a bit lad

>>216397978
okay

>>216398062
no thats david limmy

>>216398053
>arsehole already stinks
gay men lining up for this

6 7

would you date a 5/10 tomboy who didn’t wear makeup?

>>216398062
that was jacqueline deedee mcafferty up that finnestoun cran that ways a kilogram of steel of pure water

>>216398093
why is his willy bent like that

Had no idea this was a place

>>216398088
dont ever wanna hear rorke making fun of leftypol again after this

>>216398093
Myrmecophaga tridactyla

>>216398093
Can't wank to tranners that cockmog me - no ta x

>>216398111
peyronies

>>216398093
why do them sorts always have big cocks and im stuck with my 4in pecker

dance on my balls
cat fucking a handbag
yours only yours
i'm on a single dance band
it's no lie
lisa in the crowd said
look harry had a vagina malfunction

lmao rorke can't stop taking L's
https://x.com/joshxhowie/status/1982198260543508701

willing to buy fresh twink poo regularly
must be based in London or near to me
18-23 age range, possibly older if you look young
white only, cute, boyish or good looking (I can vet you via photo to gauge suitability)
£100-£200 per log depending on factors
hairy arse prefered but smooth ok too

dm @ twinkpoobuyer on kik if interested

>>216397994
Stout. That pork looks like it would give me toothache

>>216398207
>>216398207

>>216398184
1.7m people in the whole of the QLD?
might move to australia

>>216398016
>>216398030

>>216398092
Not if I thought they were 5/10.

>>216398113
met your mum here

>>216398204
>>216398204

>>216397711
Are you retarded?

NEW

>>216398240
>>216398240
>>216398240

>>216398241
haha x

>>216397885
>>216397917
Classic nansy replies lmao

>>216398223
need her poo in my stomach pronto

>>216398241
done him

>>216397855
strange I just tried them too and didn't care for the two flavours I got

>>216397616
I'm only going to Hull for one reason, to declare my love for a girl that doesn't feel the same way

>>216397721
Some of them are into games and cars

https://www.instagram.com/itsgma___