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Where does you guy’s pp’s go. What if it’s long does it touch to the bowl? Internationally speaking

>>216403014 (OP)
Most dudes have cocks that aren't big enough to touch the water or the bowl

I just put mine over the shoulder

it just hangs in the air

>>216403014 (OP)
We accidentally poop on our dicks all the time, it's a huge problem for guys

>>216403014 (OP)
>Where does you guy’s pp’s go.
You tuck it under the seat.
>does it touch to the bowl?
Sometimes it touches the seat. So?

You place it on the toilet seat so it doesn't touch the inside.

>>216403131
>on the toilet seat
what the fuck is wrong with turks?

i have a penis holding contraption and i need to stand 1.5m away from the toilet. the tip doesn't touch the bowl because it can't get through the opening in the seat.

>>216403140
What's wrong with that?

>>216403030
So I’ve heard, apparently most me are growers. Seems most apt to me hauling around a large member brings about more issues than one would assume

>>216403051
Great storage method

>>216403074
Oh ok

>>216403109
i would be especially uncomfortable in public restrooms I try to avoid using public restrooms as much possible personally

>>216403131
Really can more of you guys verify this

>>216403158
Could you be more specific with your description pls. How long did it take to create and apply it

u just point it down towards the water and keep your legs together to hold it in position lol

>>216403185
What if I want to piss (which is 95% of the time I shit)?

I levitate above the toilet to avoid my dong touching the poo water.

I don't use my levitation powers for anything else.

>>216403366
Then you move back a little on the seat, slide it into the bowl, take a piss, dry it and put it back on the seat.
Come on, dude. It's not rocket science. Do I have to really teach you how to shit? I thought you guys were experts in this.

>>216403398
>all this extra movement
For what benefit?

>>216403322
i can't get into it. top secret big penis haver technology

>>216403420
So that I don't piss on the floor and my dick doesn't touch the inside of the toilet.

>>216403014 (OP)
I put it on the toilet seat since I never poop when not at home. But if I really have to I put some toilet paper on the seat and put my dick on it.

>>216403509
You know what you can do and not have to go through this whole rigamarole? Just tuck it under the seat in the first place. Not rocket science.

>>216403540
I don't want my dick with toilet water.

>>216403353
>>216403391
>>216403486
>>216403514
lol I was just shitposting you guys have to take this into account when using the restrooms. Vagina’s and the female reproductive system would be superior but periods are actually terrible

>>216403569
You don’t have a garden hose down there, bro, pipe down.

>>216403587
Well you do stop getting them eventually

just hold it back so it doesn't touch the front of the bowl
still happens and i always want to kill myself (especially if it's a public restroom) but it isn't too common

>>216403587
>take this into account
That’s like saying I have to actively think about how to brush my teeth. It’s automatic.
>muh superior
I can take a leak anywhere outdoors without having to squat.

>>216403587
i was dead serious

>>216403631
You don't need a trunk for it to touch the inside of the toilet.
Anyway, this whole conversation got weird and retarded. Let's stop it here.

>>216403587
>Vagina’s and the female reproductive system would be superior
Vaginas are 10 times more likely to get infections

>>216403680
The inside of the toilet and the water part are two different things, Mustafa.
>omg this is weird
Nobody forces you to open this thread, you know.

>>216403677
I know that’s why it’s funny, a curse and blessing I suppose

>>216403014 (OP)
>Where does you guy’s pp’s go. What if it’s long does it touch to the bowl?

Yes. Once I used a public restroom at some gross rural truck stop in central California and I didn't look before using. It touched someone elses unflushed mess and I was disgusted. I tried washing my dick in the sink but some couple came in and saw and it was even more akward because it looked like I was jerking off. Now I refuse to poo in public restroom even if I need to go badly.

>>216403715
The inside of the toilet has water from the previous flush on it as well. I wasn't talking about the water at the bottom.

>>216403763
Fair point.

>>216403675
Vaginas are closer to Barbie dolls I find external organs in that of the body in that area to be odd. Maybe I’m just autistic

>>216403704
This is true, men are shielded from like half of STD’s and it takes longer for symptoms to appear

>>216403740
Did you get it checked anywhere? I would of headed to the nearest shower immediately

>>216404048
>external organs
Outies are a thing, anona.

>>216403014 (OP)
hey fellas check out this poop girl

>>216404048
penises are superior in every way. the issue is the balls

>>216404071
They’re also gross>>216404104
hello
>>216404105
Why are balls hard instead of squishy? They should be squishy

>>216404280
>They’re also gross
Vaginas in general are gross looking. An aesthetic-looking vagina is more of an exception. No homo, but dicks are just better from an aesthetic standpoint.
>Why are balls hard instead of squishy?
You're a virgin, aren't you?

>>216404048
Yeah I was fine. It was just gross

>>216403014 (OP)
If I'm hard it can touch the bowl or the water if I'm not careful
>>216403131
I also do this with my own toilet

>>216403051
A true continental soldier

>>216404280
you merely adopted an interest in penises
i was born with one, molded by one

>>216404308
We’re on 4chan anon

>>216404316
You won’t be using public bathrooms for a long while huh

>>216404357
I will add that touching the water only happens if I lean forward

The feds who own this site should try to market it to females to increase the femanon crows and then make a dating site for 4chud virgins

>>216404308
>An aesthetic-looking vagina is more of an exception. No homo, but dicks are just better from an aesthetic standpoint.
that's very yes homo

>>216404308
This is false

>>216404421
>We’re on 4chan anon
So? You're a woman (supposedly). All it takes for you take squish some balls is to not be fat and go outside.

>>216403014 (OP)
>touch the bowl
It sometimes can brush water/the inside of the bowl.
It fucking sucks, it's always gross. I'm big enough it's a problem so I usually avoid shitting in public bathrooms

>>216403014 (OP)
HEELOOOOO MAAAAM!! DO YOU LIKE BBC? BIG BBC?? I AM INDAIN BUT I THINK YOU ARE BLONDE AND LIKE BIG BBC I THINK YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH ONE IN YOU MAAAAM!!!!

Defecating RN, AMA

>>216404402
Your mothers reproductive system molded you in womb and shielded you from danger until you were meant to emerge into life

>>216404458
Anons wouldn’t like the caliber of women of 4chan and vice versa with fem anons

>>216403014 (OP)
You hold onto it or leave it be if you're hard. The balls also get in the way when you're wiping so you have to shove them aside

Thinking pussies are ugly is the gayest thought one could have

>>216404582
im a test tube baby

Fellas I ain't gay but

It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulses that could give the name of the fair sex to that undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race: for the whole beauty of the sex is bound up with this impulse. Instead of calling them beautiful, there would be more warrant for describing women as the unæsthetic sex. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art, have they really and truly any sense or susceptibility; it is a mere mockery if they make a pretence of it in order to assist their endeavour to please. Hence, as a result of this, they are incapable of taking a purely objective interest in anything; and the reason of it seems to me to be as follows. A man tries to acquire direct mastery over things, either by understanding them or by forcing them to do his will. But a woman is always and everywhere reduced to obtaining this mastery indirectly, namely through a man; and whatever direct mastery she may have is entirely confined to him. And so it lies in woman's nature to look upon everything only as a means for conquering man; and if she takes an interest in anything else it is simulated—a mere roundabout way of gaining her ends by coquetry and feigning what she does not feel. Hence even Rousseau declared: Women have, in general, no love of any art; they have no proper knowledge of any; and they have no genius.

>>216404486
I’m not too keen on penises, I was just curious and sought verifiable sources

>>216404540
For this reason if I were a guy I’d rather be grower than a shower

>>216404571
Pp is safe from the icky water and bowl I’m assuming?

>>216404633
Yeah but they look good

>>216404659
Lesbian ass nigga

>>216404633
Do you value relationships with women in your life? I’m not assuming you’re misogynist but I’m curious about men who see no value in women apart from sex and motherhood. Would you be interested in only having sexual relations with women’s and emotional fulfilling relationships with men? Not even trying to be Muh women hater gay, I really could care less

>>216403014 (OP)
only rarely touches the bowl since I'm a grower, for non-growers it must be a hassle
a falling turd hitting the back of your balls is a bigger risk
>>216404659
growers have the dilemma that if someone sees your dick, they'll probably assume you're a dicklet, and the only way to prove you're not is by getting a boner, which is difficult in that sort of situation and may get you arrested
a shower never has to worry about that scenario

>>216404701
I don’t like anyone, I think this is the way it to be male libido seems like a huge hindrance.

>>216404794
Women are way hornier than men. Men can just jerk off and go about our day. Women have their body literally reminding them to breed every month.

>>216404775
>doesn’t work on command even when in correct situation
>is used to measure sexual fulfillment
>weird looking
>balls are not even squishy as presented

>>216404843
Women are more coy men seem to be steered by lust daily’s a good quarter of this sites posting in coombait

>>216403653
Yea but by then I’m old and my body weakens and I’m also infertile

>>216404794
>this is the way it to be male
What did xhe mean by this

>>216403659
What do you mean hold it back? With what

>>216403014 (OP)
>>216403030
>>216403100
>>216403322
DOGFUCKING
CHILDRAPED
KIKE

>>216405018
You will NEVER be Lee

>>216404994
I’m just a retarted phone poster.

“I don’t like anyone, I think this is the way it should be. Having a libido seems like a hindrance, having a male libido seems like a inconvenience”

>>216403587
>>216403659
>>216403740
>>216404048
DOGFUCKING
CHILDRAPED.
KIKE

>>216404794
I'm already struggling with no nut november and it's day 1

>>216404280
>>216404357
>>216404421
>>216404540
DOGFUCKING
CHILDRAPED
KIKE.

>>216405054
A lot of foids say they have 0 libido but then when Chad wants to fuck they're all over him

>>216404571
>>216404582
>>216404659
>>216404759
DOGFUCKING.
CHILDRAPED
KIKE

>>216404952
>It has been sought to attribute the fundamental difference of the sexes to the existence of a stronger sexual impulse in man, and to derive everything else from that. Apart from the question as to whether the phrase " sexual instinct" denotes a simple and real thing, it is to be doubted if there is proof of such a difference. It is not more probable than the ancient theories as to the influence of the " unsatisfied womb *' in the female, or of the " semen retentum" in men, and we have to be on guard against the current tendency to refer nearly everything to sublimated sexual instinct. No systematic theory could be founded on a generalisation so vague. It is most improbable that the greater or lesser strength of the sexual impulse determines other qualities.
>The female principle is, then, nothing more than sexuality; the male principle is sexual and something more. This difference is notable in the different way in which men and women enter the period of puberty. In the case of the male the onset of puberty is a crisis; he feels that something new and strange has come into his being, that something has been added to his powers and feelings independently of his will. The physiological stimulus to sexual activity appears
to come from outside his being, to be independent of his will, and many men remember the disturbing event throughout their after lives. The woman, on the other hand, not only is not disturbed by the onset of puberty, but feels that her importance has been increased by it.

>>216404794
>>216404952
>>216404989
>>216405009
DOGFUCKING
CHILDRAPED.
KIKE.

>>216404952
>doesn’t work on command even when in correct situation
Skill issue, never been a problem for me.
>is used to measure sexual fulfillment
Women drive this. In reality I'm not that much above average and I've had trouble getting it all in. Most women would be satisfied with a below average dick if it was the only dick they ever had and the guy wasn't just bad at thrusting.
>weird looking
Most penises have good aesthetic, at least as much as vaginas. Asian mushroom cocks do look fucked up.
>balls are not even squishy as presented
The sack is squishy, the balls are slightly squishy. Just play with the balls through the squishy sack like a normal woman.

You are very fat and jewish and your vagina smells like roadkill you stupid raped kike.

>>216405130
NTA but you have mental illness

>>216403014 (OP)
I just let it hang but I get shit on my tip sometimes and it’s disgusting

>>216403014 (OP)
Thank you for the feedback my eyes have been opened. Do you all have anymore secrets to share?

>>216404633
>t. actual ai

>>216403587
>Vagina’s and the female reproductive system would be superior
hahahahahaha

>>216406055
Fuck off mick

I tuck it into the toilet bowl so i can piss or else it ends up resting on the edge of the bowl with the tip leaking piss right above the floor

Its not unsanitary because i have foreskin so i just wipe it with baby towels

>>216406162
OK, so based on your description as well as others, I’m assuming that you put it in between the toilet seat and the bowl of the toilet by that I mean the outer bowl but that doesn’t make sense wouldn’t you squish it

I just sit down and everything dangles freely in air. Bowls are made deep enough you know.

>>216403014 (OP)
Penises are more on the front of the body than vaginas

>>216406262
I put in inside the bowl, using the rim to bend it downwards into the V shaped space formed by the legs and the rim of the bowl

>>216403030
anon...

>>216406831
Yea but from seeing this thread it seems to be a lot more inconvenient, I’ve never had this issue

>>216403014 (OP)
Is this shitpost thread gonna reach 100 replies?

>>216407867
There are only a few disadvantages to having a dick. I'd say the main one is the sensitivity of balls to pain. Overall I'd say it's better to have a dick than a pussy though cause at least I can stand to piss and don't bleed everywhere randomly.

Turkish/Japanese toilets are superior.

>>216403014 (OP)
>doesn't know all men get an erection when we shit
Get the fuck off of 4chan, whore.

>>216407898
Yea I’d have to agree with you in terms of comfortability. Vagina’s in my opinion are better aesthetically even the ones men seem to dislike

>>216407960
Vgh the horror

>>216403014 (OP)
Mine is so small I have never had this issue
>>216403030
Basically this

>>216407996
>that small
cute

>>216408017
Thank you, I can be 5 in. hard on a good day.

>>216405009
just the hand, hold it in place where it doesn't touch the toilet
>>216404280
they partially are? Just don't try it (unless you want it to hurt). the skin surrounding it makes it feel that way though

>>216403014 (OP)
Wrapped around the waist, like a belt

>>216408040
>5 in
I mean it aint big but i was expecting something like 3 in or something. 5 isnt as cute