Thread 216403728

just about fucking had it edition

Mad how people don’t even have sympathy for murder victims anymore, they just wait for the names of the attackers so they can use it to fuel their political opinions.

>>216403747
if it's someone who has no right to be here then surely it's a bit of a problem

>>216403747
no one has been confirmed dead yet. you are spreading misinformation.

there's a girl in toil who was slightly on the thick side, had a massive luscious arse but she's lost a load of weight recently
ozempic takes another victim

Were any of you stabbed in somethingshire today?

turned on Steam, took a while to update

turns out I last played a video game in August 2023

>>216403747
>leftypol hoping theres murder victims (white)

>>216403778
no my cat accidently clawed me a little though

>>216403783
free REPO weekend lad get in

always look out for blacks carrying knives

when did tim get out of hospital and what are they doing to him in that home?

>>216403799
catberg of peace

>>216403799
did you give him a slap and a hiss?
id give him a slap and a hiss

have a fully remote job but will be meeting everyone in person at the Christmas party in December
hope there will be some fit birds from other departments there

Is Zarah Sultana a useful idiot? To be that, she’d need to be useful

>>216403803
REPO?

>>216403808
lol

>cats are smarted than most people think!
no, cats are retarded. Anyone who thinks otherwise has that poo disease

>>216403837
friendslop video game

>>216403863
canine claws fumbled this post out

>>216403832
she’s fucking fit

Tomorrow's Guardian with an interesting message...

Farage is comparable to Hitler, Zarah Sultana suggests

>>216403888
um clearly says the observer

>>216403888
sick of them pushing that repulsive leftist filth lily allen again

>>216403771
noticed the cute girl at work tummy and arse getting fatter
think shes preggers

>>216403909
why do open marriages make you so mad and insecure?

I enjoy the comedy of Anglo Saxons
https://youtu.be/ywH6Gj1GXWg
Plus that haircut slaps ngl frfr

>>216403903
Observer is operated by the Guardian

>>216403875
I've decided to reinstall FTL.

Might do Factorio later.

>>216403927
babies don't grow in the arse mate

>>216403754
is this legitimate?

a guarian is a dform of observerd

>>216403933
he used to drink at the pub my mum worked at. Polite and quiet

>>216403888
>look sad :( brown man quick stop everything and destroy western civilization at once

>>216403940
been playing the factorio tutorial levels
it's fairly autistically fun but the insects are annoying
just want to build industry
might get infinifactory reinstalled

trans ex-toilfu has put on a few kilos since she was sacked 8 months ago
cor

>>216403943
me brother did thats why hes thick in the head

the flop and slop connection

>>216403943
yea they do

>>216403951
He’s based

>>216403975
nice ever think of killing him and then yourself in order to make the world a better place?

>>216403967
there's a peaceful mode but forcibly colonising the planet is part of the experience

>>216403978
the sequel to the french connection wasn't well received

>>216403747
>leftypol after their imported pets commit another murder as intended, and people start looking at who might be responsible

>>216403808
roaring

kin hell just publish the word 'black' already and let me go to sleep

>>216403936
no it isn't you daft twat

>>216404007
*her and nope!

>>216403903
>>216403936
Had a separate owner since April but the style and that are still the same and I'm sure I've seen some of the same stories in the grauniad
Suspect it's a bit of a velvet divorce and they'll cling on to each other as long as they can

milky way, tasty

mr bean. funny

mental how many yanks post here despite nobody giving a single shit

>>216404075
if you didn't give a shit you wouldn't have posted about it

>>216404023
why do you care also white hasn't been published already, there should be a new discovered law of news where the the longer since the violent crime occurred without the race of the perpetrator's race being published, the more like they are to non be white, dunno what happened myself just hearing it from here and cba, just another violent crime not something special about it anymore

bitch be lookin like a malteser omds

>>216402061
Please, i eagerly await your arrival with bated benis

homero simpson
divertido

>>216404075
you're literally jewish

>>216404075
no I tell them to fuck off forever when appropriate, but here they are

they are kind of like the pakis of /brit/

>>216404100
the raped

>>216404086
done him, this is why america is the best country on earth too

>>216404109
i'm 5/8ths indian

>>216403951
According to Spitting Image he'd turn up late to lunch and forget to pay

might have a packet of sainsburys knock off pom bears
yes
i will

you might think the little ponies are cute but don't forget they eat baby chicks

oh my god that's the funky shit

i'd shag a fit downie

My Little Penis

Sucking on some porn bears

ktimming a gay porn poo

got a match on Bumble and the opening question is "what are your green and red flags" for fucks sake how do I respond to that

>>216404210
could shoot a load into them as they're mostly sterile

>>216404238
just be honest

>>216404210
they can't consent mate

>>216404238
you have palestine flags in your bio?

howling at this

>>216404257
but I really fucking hate those terms
yeah I'm a virgin and all but something about those phrases is annoying

>>216404238
'green flags include a woman not being on the internet, red flags include associating with niggers and their culture, and body modifications ofc'

>>216404238
Make a joke of it.

gay pooing

do you have anything worthwhile to share with the rest of the thread?

Polls are a tool for forming public opinion.
Not measuring it

might even have another packet of knock off pornography bears
they're bloody delicious
or i could go to bed which would be best
won't be getting my tits out, that's for sure

poo

>>216404332
wtf is a pornography bear

>>216404346
keep up
knock off sainsbury's brand porn bears

>>216404238
tell them a green flag is looking like natalia poklonskaya

>>216404322
yeh

I think a large part of it is just shooting the messenger syndrome. These are very brittle people with big egos who have invested their whole lives and identities into something that is patently not working.

They lash out at people like us because what else can they do? Admit they fucked up? No, they have to double, triple and quadruple down.

>>216404322
I’d love to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s bum.

>>216404379
what do you think about the new Hermione

toil in 14 hours.

>>216404322
yes dog say him like fish chip

>>216404398
i dont have work until 9am monday
so i will drink tomorrow as well but in the afternoon (thats the smart way to do it)

>>216404322
nothing at all. my life is a void.

i have some thoughts to share with the thread
knock off porn bears are delicious
we should drink more vodka (and it should be subsides by the government)
and mr bean funny

sad pink witch

Think some lass on Bumble wanted me to come shag her but shes stopped replying. Ah well x

>>216404395
Yasukeween

>>216404440
oh no

>>216404370
neither the reason nor rationale is of much concern to me brother

when will I. will I be famous?

where is the fucking FOOTAGE rorke

>>216404519
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XEc2ENuMP5Y

First day of no nut november cleared lads

weeing in a bum

>>216404550
staged yank telly. funny

>>216404370
Certainly a part of it idk how large of a part it is though

poo nigger. funny

>>216404573
already had a walnut whip

>>216403747
maybe people should not stab people if they don't want their stabbings to influence political opinions

On a raft floating down the Mississippi.

mike oldfield mentioned

>>216404610
corrr now I want one

>>216404636
yeah well, one man's freedom fighter is another's terrorist

>>216404644
Alri Huckleberry Finn

>>216404655
fucking hell

>>216404654
your mum's a freedom fighter

>>216404655
looks like sewage

>>216404655
get billions of them imported

>>216404682
she was never a formal member of the tigers

Where did it happened again? England? Oh I’m not bothered then

>>216404654
very true bro

A stricter Online Safety Act and digital IDs would have prevented this

>>216404697
why dont they just turn right

green

Already failed no wank November lol. Nevermind, it's a meme to begin with.

>>216404681
I never hated her

>>216404747
sign on the right says "battyman this way"

>>216404423
i dont drink. i think alcohol is my least favourite drug, which i suppose is fortunate given the history of alcoholism in my family.

>>216404758
sad little man with no self-control

need to be up at 6

geekupplagan

Two words: Deepfake Porn

odds: harry potter audiobooks
evens: harry potter films

>>216404800
scröm

>>216404818
Who’s this woman and why do you always post her

Do you think seethrough coffins will catch on?
Remains to be seen.

>>216404796
why?

>>216404818
you should knock her up and make cathy 2

>>216404836
the mother of a child killed at sandy hook whom gingernonce is obsessed with

>>216404844
to set an alarm for 11am

>>216404844
I get up everyday at 6

two words: the raped

>>216404871
He's such a vile creature

Blackies are stabbing people

A malaria resurgence could kill 750,000 more children and wipe $83 billion from Africa’s GDP. Leaders must fund the Global Fund now, or risk the deadliest comeback on record.

>>216404878
not very work safe is it

>>216404789
Masturbation is a perfectly normal, natural part of being a human being

god the food my nigerian flatmates cook smells so fucking horrible - it's genuinely insane how pungent it is

Been away for a while lads, do we still do gimmicks?

>>216404900
look don't want to be rude but do we need them

Been away for a while lads, do we still do gimmicks?

>>216404915
wobble tiff!!

>>216404914
they eat caterpillars and shit
disgusting

>>216404937
um

>>216404925
dmceing

>>216404818
Slice your throat.

hey niggers

>>216404907
Its a non sexual cock

>>216404914
>>216404947

>nigerian flatmate
can barely tolerate living with my gf, imagine sharing a home with some stinky random nigger

grimgrimgrim

>>216404925
>>216404929

That a yes then? whats the latest gimmick?

fucking skyrim shouting in a kitasan black's face

Rorke?

think i am actually on the verge of curing my phimosis lads
i can retract it pretty much all the way back

all done with firewood splitting toil
now time for a cheeky wank, a quick shower and then an even cheekier kip

>>216404981
eh? those black men are fucking them!

>>216404987
don't waste the cheese
put it on toast or crackers

what's the absolute earliest i can go to the bottleshop on a sunday without seeming like an alky degenerate?
it's 10:30am here and they'll have just opened half an hour ago but i want my fix asap dammit

another saturday sat at my PC, doing nothing
not even gaming

>>216404987
Cured mine. Problem is now I want to do no fap but I’m worried my phimosis will come back if I stop wanking

>>216404981

Not to keen on the tv license on this one lads

>>216405007
sunday is a day of rest which means you can drink whenever.

>>216404965
I actually share my house with two nigerians. and an indian. all boris wavers. and we live in an ex-council house. semi-detached. which is owned by a chinese landlord. she doesn't even live in this country. £600pm and my walls are covered in mold and I don't have a living room. god I hate the conservatives so fucking much.

pinkpanthress
very very fit for a black woman

need to cure my phimosis before i see an escort again

>>216405003
Oh yeah, didn't notice that

>>216405003
I opened the webm thinking it was a fit tranny from the thumbnail and was disappointed to see it was just cringe yank porn

need to stop buying games i'll never play

>>216405029
LOL

>>216405029
I'd rather live in a tent in the woods

need to eat but have absolutely no appetite

I have put in UNTOLD amount of hours to ets2 if I was an actual truck driver I would be a millionaire easily

>>216405073
how many times have you crashed or broken the law?

>>216405089
Crashed never
I speed sometimes but I’ve paid the fines so nae bother

>>216405029

Nearly ended up in that situation recently, i decided paying the extra rent as worth not dealing with that shit

>>216405029
wtf i hope youre spending every minute trying to figure a way out of there?

no parents to help you? progression potential at toil?

>>216405005
yeah i dread to think how much smegma is down there
i'm 29 and have had it all my life

any good podcasts going these days? ages since ive listened to a good podcast

10 beers
still not drunk

i need to switch to harder stuff

i am tired of carrying all that beer bottles around

>>216405145
yeah

>>216405113
I thought about it, but the thought of half of my check vanishing per month to enrich a boomer just felt too painful. In hindsight I regret this decision.

>>216405119
I'm leaving in about 5 months. It's just a case of counting down the days.

>>216405158
care to make any recommendations?

>>216405112
awright Limmy

lads
sick of this new captcha

>>216405132
I had pretty bad smegma as a kid (and I liked to pull it out and eat it)but then one day when I was around 10/11/12 I peeled it back (which really hurt) and after that I never got any ever again
I don't even know how to get smegma as an adult, you'd have to leave your willy untouched and unwashed for days which is impossible because if you get one stiffy the skin retracts and you're back to square one

hungry
thirsty
horny

>I actually share my house with two nigerians. and an indian.
holyyyyyyy
glad I'm a tarq

>>216405251
have a scran
have a drink
have a wank

>>216405224
this post feels less degenerate than that freak who posts the same webms of those tiktok whores all day

where's literally me horse

>and I liked to pull it out and eat it
concerned anorexic witch

are they getting paid or are they really just wasting their lives doing this?

Why are blacks killing people

>>216405224
>I don't even know how to get smegma as an adult, you'd have to leave your willy untouched and unwashed for days which is impossible because if you get one stiffy the skin retracts and you're back to square one
i do wash what i can
i mean behind the head
i'm literally retracting it now
fucking hell it's so sensitive

carchads win again

rips your foreskin smoove off

>>216405315
these are the people responsible for the downfall and brownification of britain
gross
imagine the smell

de ritto dorm chic-choc BLAST

might have some toast

smegma must be like kryptonite to jews
thats my theory about circumcision

>There have been no fatalities, the statement adds.
oh fuck off

Do escorts tend to do French Kissing as standard?

Drinking silcian lemon gin and lemonade, fuck my ex

right well I'm never ever taking public transport again

>>216405413
stop kissing prostitutes
stop putting your mouth on prostitute shitholes and pussy flaps

>>216405315
the bioleninists

for me it's those JAV films where they acknowledge the smegma but suck it anyway

>>216405413

Ive found its pretty standard but weirdly some wont, like sure your lick my ass and let me spit in your face but kissing me is to far

>>216405413
why would you want to

>>216405419
is timmy living in a home now?

escortmong and smegmafreak are really getting on my last nerve

>>216405457
looks like he's in the nuthouse yeah

>>216405457
seems like it

>>216405456
for the same reason he wants to put his dick inside one probably: he's retarded

Escortmong And Smegmafreak Go To Whitecastle

>>216405480
>>216405482
what happened?

>>216405480
it's not a "nuthouse" it's a convalescent home
you 15 year old mong

>>216405413
had one tell me kissing with too personal and intimate
like kissing is off the table, but offering sloppy unprotected deep throat and cumming on her face wasn't
women lol

>>216405497

Belter film that one

>>216405504
he's been living in the hospital for the better part of this year after faking a fall and i guess they were finally able to kick him out to a cheaper location

>>216405510
lmao seething nutter

>>216405436
I didn't do rimming lad, not my thing
I liked giving oral so I fully intend to when I see her again
>>216405456
because it's nice
the one I saw did French Kiss me, even though it isn't on her profile

>>216405480
i don't think it's a nuthouse, no anti-suicide design
i think it's just a nursing/assisted living home because he's old and schizo

>>216405480
genuinely mogs my current living situation

>>216405480
I bet he's furious about this deep down
He loved being waited on hand and foot by the nurses

>>216405510
another word for a mental home then

Will TIm ever live a normal life in public again?

it's a good thing are Tim is in a home now, he needs 24hr supervision

he's at burnham lodge in slough probably till he dies now

>>216405560
so was ed gein

>>216405560
well i suppose if he was really schizo it would be a nuthouse
he seems to have calmed down a lot since the dpd/dentist/builder days, he's just a dosser now

went through a ton of nicotine gum in a short amount of time but i cant bring myself to spend more on it

>>216405566
do you think he'll ever taste a bighams again

>>216405579
>>216405584

>>216405604
Doubt it honestly, I reckon they'll just feed him Tesco microwave meals now
Not even the finest, just the regular run of the mill muck

>>216405585
/brit/ roadtrip when?

>>216405271
I read that as degenerates

Im a gangster

>>216405620
in that case I hope death comes for him swiftly to take him away from this living hell

OOOOOOH I NEED A DIRTY WOMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRsLPoNNV64

>>216405620
>they'll just feed him Tesco microwave meals now
grim
no one deserves this

I need Emma Watson to have a dump in my mouth.

Fossilized smegma crust

Goodnight bitches. Remember, capitalism is the problem, power is the problem.

Miss this time

>>216405620
seems like a really posh private home, probably M&S for are timmy

>>216405656
at least post the full single version

https://youtu.be/5F8vXfSipAU?si=r2mu7YEn4Ux3sIeq

>>216405682
Oh have you and the missus finally settled on a name?

... breakfast time drink a glass of cranberry juice with my nappy on watching Escape to the Country on HGTV on SkyGo in home ..

£1700+ a week fucking hell
his family is mega loaded

https://archive.ph/aGoud
Mental this one

>>216405512
maybe she didn't like you

wonder if Timmys family have any idea of the amount of Internet fame he has or if they just see him as mad old uncle tim

>>216405682
didnt ask you to describe your own smell

>>216405731
cockmogs me!

Screaming Tim's uploaded pictures of himself on his home's google listing lads

>>216405691
why do you have heatheresque screenshots

WRONG, DO IT AGAIN!

Poo ooo oooo ooo oooo aaayyyyy ayyyyyy ooo ooooo ooo ooooooo ooooo [sung in the style of Enya]

>>216405775
These ones aren't mine I copied them from kf

>>216405732
good job because i dont need prostitutes to like me, i only want them to take dick and shut the fuck up

Sir Escort Licker

>>216405701
Lovely. Never heard that before, only the album version with the transitions.

>>216405834
you may also enjoy this, single version of Pigs On The Wing with a solo in the middle

https://youtu.be/BEjmRuqmpe8?si=HgcDbxc4BWBmX98S

>>216405798
honestly i wouldn't be surprised if heathernonce posted them
wait a fucking second is that not the same connor from the mrsmelly thing the other day?

>>216405862
despy ahhh post

my mum and dad hate me lol

>>216405862
It would have been years ago now, he had that mental break in 2019

>>216404911
so why were you doing that silly November thing then

sir nigger hater

new thread you gay nonces

>>216405873
>>216405883
right well i've just mindraped myself again haven't i

>>216405879
mumberg loves me unconditionally but dadstein doesn't know wtf to make of me

>>216405923
>>216405923
>>216405923