Thread 216412254

sunday morning edition

This is the new

scenes when the two stabbers turn out to be white

sick of it all

>>216412292
Already confirmed by eyewitnesses to be black males

>>216412291
the new as it were

Good morning paedophiles

>>216412277
fantastic post

>>216412281
only posts allowed on one of the largest forums on the internet are fake ones from bots
hate how evil and stupid the world is

>>216412310
corr

>>216412281
posting reddit screenshots are we? how interesting

>>216412292
white people only do solo attacks

>>216412292
just not going to happen is it lets be honest here

>>216412305
Link? Source? From somewhere reputable

>>216412254 (OP)
badass fedspraydown image edition

trying something

>>216412346
it better be gay sex

>>216412346
cease this

having a go

>>216412310
looks Spoons tier and I mean that as a negative

>>216412310
corrr. would like a second egg and another soss personally but still looks lush.

>>216412346
futile and stupid

>>216412342
X

nig

>>216412369
screech

>>216412325
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_riff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSe3up7VtxU

mark is a better person than you

come on lads there has to be something I can do that's not sitting at my incel computer

One of everything fry up is mental, dastardly, despicable.

rubbing sulphuric acid on my eyes

British people really dying from knives out here xD

giving it 110%

>>216412378
go into the woods and look for mushrooms

>>216412376
https://youtu.be/nPniNVV3fP4?si=g5P0XUO2hSNGeEl7

>>216412377
Would be funny to take a week off work and get a B&B by Mark, then hunt him down and wait for him to start filming and knock him the fuck out, sparks. Fishy little cunt.

>>216412377
How so?

Stop stabbing people.

>>216412255
>>216412255
they're a pair of white lads cunt fuck you

>>216412310
off to the car boot?

>>216412377
this barely counteracts his own personal littering

>>216412325
https://streamable.com/6mh96h

>>216412417
Piss off you despicable racist

>>216412377
he said he's doing an hour which means he did 30 minutes or less

>>216412431
I always knew you are evil people. Stabbing people in trains. That's just evil.

>>216412424
Unfortunately not mate

>>216412449
It's their culture you intolerant nazi - the man simple had a stabbing emergency, and needs therapy and care

How do we stop knife crime then lads?

>>216412464
English culture is stabbing people? I knew it.

>>216412471
Ethnic cleansing.

>>216412471
legal immigration

alright time for the reddit cartoons yes! finally

>>216412471
Ban knives

>>216412310
>no seasoning on the egg
>bizarre portion sizes
>items that have a naturally burnt color
nasty shit

>>216412471
get the biomass imported

>>216412471
Security guards everywhere

>>216412471
guns

>>216412471
Remigration of foreign groups committing the attacks. Or ban all sharp objects and just do your kitchen prep with karate chops or something

giddy with excitement about the happening, are we lads?

>>216412403
it's just satire or something they have no political beliefs its just comedy or something

>>216412495
The ZOGmerican fears the black pudding (not kosher!!)

it's pure satire

why do the english put tomatoes on their breakfast

if it ain't got paprika and garlic powder on it i ain't fina eat it

.

>>216412471
no more knives allowed
sing dont look back in anger
promote british values of diversity equity and inclusion

The only knife crime I'm interested in

>>216412570
get it done

>>216412543
Are you implying that a nice fried tomato doesn't pair well with bacon, sausages, or eggs?

>>216412526
that sounds fucking vile
dont call me a zogmerican for not liking british food ever again, dtfic

Unleash them

Good morning to all except those who speculate over tragedies

Think you the shit bitch you not even the fart

get them unleashed
get the dinghy boat routes secured
get them housed

>>216412408
Try it dickhead. I know taekwondo and your teeth would hit the pavement

The last time there was a mass killing in Hungary (against Hungarians) was in 2002 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B3r#The_M%C3%B3r_massacre
Yet compared to the UK, Hungary is poorer, more corrupt, less politically stable - what gives?

what would happen if you pickled a tomato?

I thought about visiting your country during the holidays but with the hostility towards people from other countries i will reconsider. Why would you attack random people on trains? Only evil english people would do such nasty things.

>>216412543
It’s a great addition to a breakfast. The flavour profile can get a bit boring if all you’re having is bacon, eggs, and toast.

test

>>216412471
mass surveillance, ID cards, tighter laws on hate-speech, mandatory diversity training, cut the thumbs off of every 18+ year old male so that they can't hold a weapon

>>216412622
Screaming - once I've visited you in Scarborough I'll take a trip down to Wareham. Nun he cud do

fathoming a poo

>>216412647
You'll be screaming when I'm finished with you

There should be mass attacks against Indians. they are subhuman scum.

>>216412628
Isn’t that a common product in East Slav countries

rorkes sis

Please explain why english people are stabbing people in trains. Is it a cultural thing? Why do you guys do things like that?

>>216412661
As you're a bloke I'll take your threat seriously. As you're a little tranny fella, I'm not concerned. I'll make sure to announce myself to you in Aldi so that you can see my face/height/strength, so you'll know that Mark is done for.

>>216412628
dried tomatos

feeling fat after eating sea insects with rice

>>216412670
Why can't she afford to turn it on? Isn't it just a fancy gas cooker?

>>216412580
its pointless, the job is already done by the beans and sauce. if it was ireland id understand, they dont have beans

Sneedenhagen

>>216412682
I wasn't surprised to see this, but I looked into it and the guy is a National Socialist. Of course I don't disagree with him, but he isn't just a concerned citizen criticising Israel.

heartbreaking: dorothy (87) can't afford to go on a cruise this year because of BRUTAL labour welfare cuts on homeowners with over £5m in assets

>>216412661
your dads dead LMAO

>>216412682
They're just bantering, british wouldn't understand

absolutely gagging for a cold raspberry lucozade sport

>>216412705
>europe palestine network

Host on Sky News can barely even speak proper English, how the fuck did she get the job?

>>216412691
Agas are on 24/7, they are always hot so they can be quite expensive to run

>>216412750
>how the fuck did she get the job?
Wokeness

Fuck, I need to go to London for toil next week. How do I ensure I get out alive? I'm making sure my will is up to date just in case

>>216412661
would love you to make me scream, got time after work?

>>216412748
Dunno how I'm meant to hate China - they're everything we should be.

Beat up pajeets.

we need some positivity in here

traveling abroad soon, gonna tell everyone I'm Australian and further ruin their international reputation as belligerent drunkards

>>216412715
>but he isn't just a concerned citizen criticising Israel.
Yes he is.

>>216412748
idk why theyre such assholes to the uyghurs
probably need to keep them down so they dont claim rights to any of the resources up there

>>216412750
they've had announcers on the bbc with tourettes that can't finish a sentence without saying biscuit nothing matters anymore

>>216412764
never relax around them

>>216412705
>The decision had been set for October 9, 2023, but was postponed following Hamas's October 7 massacre.
lol. lmao, even.

>>216412758
>Agas are on 24/7
For what purpose?

If I was on the train I wouldn't have gotten stabbed - would've just gone to the toilet, you see.

>>216412764
survived working there this week so my survivor bias says it's fine

Currently drinking tea out of a silver jubilee tankard, feeling very british

>>216412798
brit trains have toilets on them?

>>216412793
um to be er posh or something

London's murder rate is lower than Copenhagen. Why does rorke bang on about London like it's some mad max town

>>216412769
Kys pajeet

>>216412666
fucking UM

>>216412807
yeah
not on the underground but all other trains in my experience

if i was on the train I would say 'pack it in lads, enough of that' and stop them in their tracks

>>216412807
Yep, they're always minging. My survival odds would be impacted by which type of door it was. Pic related would be better if I had a minute to prepare, but the other kind (a normal door) would be better in a pinch.

>>216412814
no sir please understand i want slashed trannies severely scarred tits in my face

>>216412772
Genuinely reckon it's because a lot of western governments are routinely getting absolutely humiliated by how efficient the Chinese state is. For all their faults, the Chinese leadership is undoubtedly very competent. The British Government couldn't build 100 miles of railway without it going 5x overbudget and half of it getting scrapped. Meanwhile China probably bang it out in a year.

>>216412832
Me and the lads

>>216412807
what kind of train doesn't have a toilet

>>216412691
She's running her aga on electric for some fucking stupid retarded reason
If it were gas it would be cheap as chips

>>216412793
it can be quite useful having a constant heat source, besides the obvious warmth it provides you can also for example use it for drying clothes and dishes

Always heard that most fatalities actually occur when a group are fleeing. If those nine people had stood their ground and ganged up on the schizo they probably would be alright, unironically enough.

mental that you can just buy a plane ticket and go to a random village somewhere and do unspeakable things to the local inhabitants and likely get away with it. I bet a lot of people do this. A sick twisted world, I'm glad it is coming to an end, we deserve pain

>In 2024, the region welcomed some 300 million visitors, more than double the number in 2018, according to Chinese authorities. Tourism revenue from Xinjiang grew about 40% over this period to reach 360 billion yuan ($51bn; £39bn)
bonkers that

Breakfast time

I heat my gaff using my gaming PC. If I run CK3 on this bad boy for an hour my room will become like a sauna which smells of my farts.

>>216412844
>western governments are routinely getting absolutely humiliated by how efficient the Chinese state
Exactly, and good on them. Considering how we fucked them over for two centuries, it's even more impressive.
I'm taking a cruise down the Yangtze next year, and along the way the cruise stops at Three Gorges Dam - can you imagine anything like that being built in Europe? They flooded entire cities, forcibly evicted tens of thousands of people, and permanently altered the ecosystem along the Yangtze, all in the name of development and future prosperity.
In the UK it wouldn't even get past the proposal stage. China is forward thinking in a way we used to be.

>>216412810
Schrödingers London

London is whatever rorke needs it to be

>>216412866
Where have you always heard that

Women have special connective tissues in their chest called Cooper's Ligaments that provide support for breasts maintain breast structure.
Men don't have these ligaments, so when troons take hormones to grow breast tissue, they hang to the side or in odd angles that don't look natural, and the only way to solve this is with with breast augmentation surgery.

>>216412866
you really think random members of the public are gonna team up and fight a crazed wog with a knife

>>216412899
Interesting post!

>>216412814
this is illegal under the Public Order Act 1986

>>216412868
>coming to an end
we're still only getting started

>>216412868
where?

>>216412772
>>216412844
china is still a shithole even in 2025

>>216412810
Don't care about murder rate.
Don't care about crime rate.
Don't care about welfare usage statistics.
I just find non-whites unpleasant to look at, and be around, and that's that. Deal with it leftypol.

Keir Starmer stabbing attempt

>>216412810
*gets stabbed but doesnt die*
im sure glad i didnt pass away, safer than copenhagen!

>>216412905
No, I don't think it would happen. But *if* it did/could happen then I reckon we'd be a safer society for it.

>>216412899
dunno about that ive seen some proper peng naturals on trannois

Maybe if we taxed billionaires we could afford to build a railway? How are we supposed to do anything when half the country earns 2k a month

Mass slicing event

Sunday`s

Pocket Monster

Of The day is ..
Shaymin !!

>>216412899
that's actually funny
troons taking another fat L again

>>216412957
We have lots of railways

check, check, check check, check checkin' you out like,
woah

>>216412964
Worthless

>>216412949
do people in Copenhagen not survive stab wounds then?

>>216412928
In 1990 they were an abysmal shithole, a peasant nation with a miniscule middle class and almost no social mobility. Today they have a thriving middle class, poverty has decreased dramatically, and they are building some of the most advanced cities in the world.
Now imagine 2040, and beyond. While Europe and America wrestle with themselves about their precious pet blacks and browns, China is silently working towards a Chinese future.

that kiwi is a bit weird isnt he

>>216412964
it would help if you posted a picture instead of just saying the name you ghoulish freak

>>216412964
it's very cute

>>216412957
how?

>>216412995
The cold weather prevents wounds from healing, so yes

>>216413004
It`s Ok !!
you can
Use

Google !!

if they stabbed larry the cat maybe something would be done about this

>>216413020
lmao done him

>>216412915
we are at the beginning of the end. ironic isn't it, that the end has a beginning. a lot to chew on with this

>>216413017
>51%
Holy SHIT, we are so fucking embarassing

>>216413003
he is Vietnamese

The problem is that if you attack the knifewielder, you will get arrested you see

>>216413020
pscrm

>>216413013
ok

>>216413013
warm pee on the wound fixes that

fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

how have i gotten a gold tank in a master 1 game

(●'◡'●)

>>216413056
because you live in a shithole where only like 100 people in australia play online games

one of the girls on my trip to london was annoyed she had to leave her pepper spray at home and asked which shops in the uk she could buy it at
and i had to break the news that not only is it illegal to be english, you can't defend yourself either

>>216413020
You tell him mate

>>216413017
>Rorke thinks there is 1 advert on TV for every 1 person in the country
Can you people please PLEASE try and use your brain

i shagged a shaymin once, always the cute ones that turn out to be the hugest fucking SLUTS!

>>216413056
why do you play dogshit mobashooters made for women and lovesense enjoyers

Going to start using acronyms that only I know the meaning to (like half of you cunts)
SMOSIP

herb glob baps
or
help bob brags

get the open ttd played

>>216413087
overwatch is a team based hero based shooter NOT A MOBA YOU IMBECILE

trying some fancy European food called 'cake', bit strange this. Prefer me sinew and bone marrow.

Coooorrr that blond bird on the Sainsbury's Christmas ad would get it
It's Christmas, she can make room in her fannois for my cock

My cock is getting much smaller

>>216413151
Ktim, gotta use it or lose it - no fap ain't it, no porn is though

>>216413151
ktim
think i wank it too much

My 5 inch virgin chud cock needs milked

>>216413001
china is higher than india when it comes to open defecation

>>216413164
I'm leftypol and that's pretty funny lol

>>216413151
might be a sign your heart is giving out

>>216413138
rorkes gotta stop letting the ugliest niggas talk about superiority like that

>>216413167
>gotta use it or lose it
Meaningless phrase

>>216413178
How so?

we need a british version of ICE

funny when french people say sacreblue or however its spelt

i reckon grapes means 1

>>216413174
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation#Countries_with_high_numbers
Well that just doesn't seem to be true, does it?

I still love you but he just fucks me so much better

>>216413191
lack of blood flow

not long
to

Give It A Go !!

Gary Eats
and
Danny Rate My Takeaway
new channel ..

First Video Out this
Week !!

>>216413193
agree
being served lukewarm drinks in restaurants is not pleasant

>>216413209
If a woman sent me this I think I might kill myself, or her, depending on my mood.

got my tit out

>>216413218
they linked up?

>>216413031
the whole thing is very strange. modern humans around for 300000 years, apparently did fuck all for 299000 years then invented agriculture, then pretty much all history that anyone cares about only happened over the last 5000 years. the amount of change in the last century is quite unbelievable and we're very lucky to be here at this time

im still a miserable cunt

>>216412956
really doubt you have

>>216413209
hot

>>216413232
I Say .. Keep it !!

>>216413225
How much blood must flow, for his words to be proven true?

>>216413215
Fuuuuck my chud life

>>216413218
Can't bloody wait

>>216413208
>wikipedia
>2022
china only collected statistics from households with toilets, india does estimates
china used to be much higher but it's still #2 officially, and probably #1 or close to it if you consider these variables
this is how the chinese gov works. it's all just saving face, an integral part of asian culture
but you're a moron so you can't see through it

>>216413239
Humans probably had a grand old time before that just eating acorns, hunting women and shagging wild boar

Rate my fit.

>>216413082
leftypol playing dumb again

The River Thames will freeze over this year. Good luck, bongs

>>216413253
do you watch it whilst eating meals so you feel less alone

>>216412868
a proud tradition

up at 3am dipping my smelly bollock in the family milk carton

>>216413082
Leftypol struggling to comprehend statistics yet again

>>216413291
When this happened in the Victorian era there were markets and ice skating rings opened on the surface.

>>216413311
That would never happen now
Due to woke

>>216413305
and what of the non-smelly bollock

>>216413305
surely theres a good explanation for this isnt there

Just heard about that attack on the train
Horrific stuff

>>216413317
he's disappointingly thin

>>216413326
just a practical joke

>>216413331
Thanks for your analysis

strange how China is supposed to mog the West but there are countless Chinese people living in Australia and other Western countries
you'd think the opposite would be true but it isn't

>>216413239
>doing fuck all
fucking cave women and living in untouched earth sounds a lot better than whatever this shit is. They would have gotten into music and religion and had their things going on, was probably quite nice as long as you can handle the harsher moments.

morning lads. pretty sure some lass from Bumble wanted to suck my willy last night but she was barely making sense so i stopped replying x

>>216413339
kek youre such a murr

>>216413331
What happened?

wonder what my life would be like if i didnt spend the first 20 years of it in a state of constant anxiety

screaming

>>216413280
lots of running i imagine running and rape all in total sobriety

>>216413367
why

screaming

We're on the same side bruv

>>216413361
blog on you boring bastard

>>216413351
might move to china

>>216413361
You would've made it

>>216413359
some big lads tipped a train over during the night and it is causing transport chaos

we're on your side!

>>216413239
agriculture created slavery and most of the change is negative
i dont want to parrot the kiwi and think that "untouched earth" living is better but there is deffo a balance between being an unironic caveman and staring at a screen 24/7

Brazil? This can't be true.

>>216413385
Yes we are!

might get the straight gay porn on and have a big gay willywank

>>216413343
:)

if you arent silently farting on black people in public you are betraying the white race

>>216413331
When it first got posted last night leftypol was in here calling it fake news.
>>216399908

ffs catberg get out of the bath mate!

Im actually worried for you guys

>>216413351
1.3 billion living in china thoughbeit

>>216413408
Me when opportunity comes a knocking

Wokeness has shrunk my chud penis to the size of a cashew nut.

>>216413288
>>216413306
>>216413356
leftypol bros our response?

>>216413413
exciting weekend for you then?

>>216413422
it's fucked mate. go on without us

>>216413402
hate that i think thats cute for fucks sake

>>216413417
catbergs like to stand in the bath, sometimes

/brit/ yearns for the caves

run toil done
nice little 10k
lovely weather

>>216413424
yeh but not a bunch of westerners
it's one of the most populated places in the world of course there will be a lot of them

>>216413417
hes gone mental

>>216413451
post the water berg

>>216413418
Yeah, and it just so happens to be the specific people involved in said cases

>>216413422
its over
its fucking over

Mental that I could beat every single cat on earth in a fight, all at once.

mincing about in the kitchen

>>216413417
>>216413451
he likes it:)

>>216413418
typical weeb

fart on niggers

>>216412274
>>216412274
>>216412274

wish I were a cat

happy loom day lads x

>>216413491
pooscianf

>>216413417
haha love their little faces

you tell em, rupes!

>>216413489
me when i post on /brit/

>>216413451
caberge :)

>>216413507
>shuts down 4chan immediately
>comes for all the third positionist memers
>does nothing to upset their precious African/Islamic golems

>>216413499
desperate for your thread to be used arent you

Remember these people want you replaced in you own country.

I’ll miss you all. Once our brothers, we betrayed you. Now so foreign to us, you eat your Sunday beans in silence