Thread 216420479

comfy autumnal edish

+1 to my Fodenbunny count

fuck you OP suck my cock

>still no name of the stabby train guy
i guess that confirms he is foreign

some cunt moth has got into my expensive wool jumpers and scranned holes in them
NOT happy about this

>>216420534
it was literally a white guy shouting about migrants, eyewitness said

Alright I won't post about balding in this thread ok lads. I apologise.

It's not a terrorist attack, dumb goy

i gotta boaner

im having bonerr fuckk

>>216420534
didn't the police announce they were going to be more upfront and transparent about the identity of high profile suspects going forward? They're being awfully silent about this, it's probably another accidentally released prisoner

>>216420547
bastard, get him shagged NOW

>>216420547
hes in his nest rubbing his fat belly having a right laugh at you mate

hands are shaking from energy drink

*enters thread wearing a very unconvincing wig*

Ex has finally blocked me

>>216420594
I won't lie I have been absolutely done up like a kipper here by something about 4mm long
this means war

*Burp*

>>216420577
they just meant whether it was a migrant or not

>>216420347
On gear, with your diet dialled in, and someone instructing you what to do in the gym? Honestly quite significantly jacked even in that short time frame. I mean a proper steroid cycle though like a significant dose of testosterone + an oral steroid like anavar + external guidance from someone who knows what they're doing i.e a coach.

Natty? You won't be jacked (at all) by anyone's standards but there's a possibility people who see you regularly may notice you have begun improving.

Start though (getting fit I mean, not roiding).

>>216420606
That's a wig
https://youtu.be/A7GPV62RwCs?si=M2tIcOwKuviYb8cH&t=95

Why are Sundays so depressing?

>>216420647
mothberg off to lithuania to get his meat apron removed

>>216420679
british nationals is just foreign lol

>>216420679
>British nationals
LMAO RORKE IN UTTER SHAMBLES HE SAID THEY WERE IMMIGRANTS

Black pussy CHANGED rorke

what's the counter argument to this?

>>216420724
move towards black people

poltico speech for, around blacks never relax

>>216420724
hes right

TOTAL
MOTH
DEATH

All the dogshit gimmicks being posted at once I see

>>216420768
always look out for blacks carrying knives

tummy pain or discomfort
bloating
farting
tummy rumbling
diarrhoea or constipation
feeling sick or being sick

>>216420768
other than racism literally what does this mean
as the average british person on the train what do they really expect you to do, in their own thinking?

>>216420664
is there a lowkey steroid that wont fuck me up or you don’t have to take other drugs with, like just a low dose of testosterone or something

>>216420500
keep posting it like any1 gives a shit fanny

>>216420768
How about we stop letting them into the country?

See it. Say it. Sorted.

>>216420735
lmao

>>216420717
kino

I wonder if anyone texted the British Transport Police on 61016 when they saw something that didn't look right

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_Kingdom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Hungary
SCREAMING

>>216420850
Might wank to this

>>216420859
https://youtu.be/JUygbK9eFdg
he probably does constantly

>>216420817
just take 200mg test per week
anavar is one of the milder ones for side effects

>after the boris wave UK becomes rape capital of europe
wonder how that happened

>>216420859
See it, say it, sort-ACK

>>216420816
if you see a man on your train carriage wielding a knife and stabbing people, report it to the police

what is really

>>216420813
ktim every Saturday morning

>>216420893
mental how much damage he caused, genuinely should be sentenced to death

>>216420817
no even trt you have to take for life and there's no guarantee it won't fuck your natural hormone production

>>216420904
i would be vigilant, and therefore this would stop the man from stabbing the people through me seeing it early (but not noticing race or economic background or anything like that)

>>216420869
dont get it

Um hello, police? There is a black man on the train.

>>216420859
texting this as soon as a you know what gets on the train
you can never be too careful nowadays

>>216420850
why do we never get any sexy thicc african immigrants, we only get the munted fat ones

probably shouldnt make 6 factory unless youre willing to make a timing push to kill the toss outright

>trt and roid trannies itt
oh no

chickn brtoh for tea

By 2030 trains will have airport style security and you'll need your digital ID to board

dodgberg begging for kfc scraps

>Maccas
>Goonsesh
>Autistic YouTube videos
>Trying not to think about you know what
Yeah that's Sunday I reckon

do your part for the white race and fart on blackoids

Homosexuality is a sin

Deodorant is such a must, shame it lowers your test. Haven't worn it in a week (annual leave) and been wearing the same t-shirt that whole time and even showering twice a day it pongs of man

>>216420993
god doesnt exist sweetie

train security in spain is proper gay really hope we don't need the same here

>>216420985
it bloody looms what else do you want us to do

>>216420985
I've got the 'tallica on personally

>>216420993
its actually not mentioned in the bible at all

>>216420980
by 2030 nobody will use the trains any more because it will cost £160 for a half hour journey and will be 15 minutes late to arrive and you'll probably get stabbed on the way

>>216421001
there arent deos without aluminum?

>>216420980
Don't give him ideas

increased levels of eastrogen causes you to wank to wank
thats why after a night of drinking you can often belt out 2 or 3 wanks in a row
and why those tranny buggers are always wanking

honestly the thought of two bantus taking machetes out of their jackets and hacking at everyone is quite worrysome
dont know what id do
probably grab a weaker person like a woman and use her as a shield or somthing

>>216421028
Tried them but I ended up stinking anyways

>>216420985
knowing I'll be working with the toilfu tomorrow makes The Loom a bit more bearable :)

Almost had to fight some lesbians last night

>>216421019
sure sure

>400 mile drive up to the highlands for work in the morning
Grim

you smell funy

Shooting 5 million niggers in the head with an M16 isn't in the bible by the way so you can do that.
You can do that.

>>216420817
Low dose test, injected, is likely the safest. Say ~200mg across 2 pins a week. That + lifting consistently with proper diet would see you mogging people to death. That said, you don't know how you'll react to it. It might cause your blood lipids to get all fucked up, give you severe cystic acne on your back and chest, high BP, gyno (growing breast tissue) etc. Might go bald.

People who take steroids have to deal with all this shit and the ones who are smart about regularly get bloodwork done and consult doctors and shit to make sure they aren't on the verge of death (just to be a swole ass waiter or a Love Island contestant). At the end of the day it's always going to be safer to be natural than to be injecting steroids into your body.

You don't need steroids. You don't need to be jacked in 3 months. Just start working out, take it seriously, stick to your program, be consistent and you will improve.

life is Roblox

>>216421001
you wear the same shirt for an entire week but you also shower twice a day? the fuck is wrong with you

östrogen

Leave the car at home, Rorke

>>216421072
sir yes sir

>>216421094
If I'm not going out I don't see the point in creating extra washing, waste of washing pods (expensive)

>>216421015
for me it's Ride The Lightning, quite underrated that

>>216420928
yes

>>216421094
wore the same shirt for a week once but still showered because i didn't want to have more washing before my big move
got shamed by my flatmate who told me i smelled like a paki, but he was right i was absolutely stinking

*looks around the train*
i have stopped the pootential stabbings.

>>216421045
I think I would try and Spartan kick them in the chest as hard as I could in the hopes they might stagger or even fall over and then use that opportunity to get the knife off them or at least get some punches in

why are ethnics so stabby and rapey
why do they love loitering
why do they litter so much

>>216421166
they're just not like us

>>216421160
troons will NEVER recover from this

>>216421166
love sitting in a big group near a monument and just listening to loud music on my phone while one of my friends rides in circles on the bicycle he definitely bought

>>216421152
blud literally thinks he's jason bourne

For fuck's sake Rorke just get them housed

>>216421097
œstrogen

>>216421213
Ok
*puts them in your house*

Alri

>>216421213
exactly man

Purchase a pullup bar.

lefties be like
let them all in
people ask would they house one
lefties be like
hell nahh shiiie!!!

>>216421166
that's what all societies were like a few hundred years ago, the difference is we progressed into civility while they didn't

>>216421045
i would find the emergency glass hammer and break the window and jump out

If it's biomass I'll follow the story in minute detail
If it's whites I'll log off and forget it ever happened
You can't stop me

drivers never stop complaining do they. tiresome bunch.

>>216421241
referred to this on Question Time earlier

>>216421241
rorke and leftypol are on the train
20 people have just been stabbed
rorke asks leftypol "why don't you house one of these people?"
lefypol says "i won't just house one
i will house all of them"

>>216420985
bossberg is off tomorrow
i'm going to get steaming like a rocket tonight and do nothing in toil on the morrow

>>216420985
give me a good youtube video to watch

>>216421276
You think he won't know about this?

>>216421228
fag dog

>>216421276
Did nothing on Friday, me. Need to do something tomorrow.

>>216421213
Everyone on planet earth belongs to an ethnic group
That includes you

Hello chaps.

lying in bed eating ferrero roche

got 30 days annual leave to use where should i go for a weekend to incelwalk around and drink alone?

already in bed me
its my nap time aha x
got narcolepsy you see

>>216421276
I can't work with a hangover, it's fucking awful

>>216421292
What flavour of autism do you have

UNO FARTO 3:17

leftism is mental AIDS

>>216421321
30 days to use before the end of the year?
toilberg is NOT going to be happy

>>216421321
enjoyed hamburg when i did that
go closer to christmas and see some markets, vienna is nice too for that but less good for solo boozing

>>216421234
doesnt work in eu poverty homes sadly

Shut up Kevin just get in the car

>>216421329
raspberry ripple

>>216421328
used to work only with a hangover, me
be i was smelling of booze every day but having to get up and about did me good

>>216421321
slovenia

pooing shit from my arse

He taps the watch face
You’ll get your turn
You already had it
Youre asking for another

>>216421321
they say rzeszow is becoming the next place for cheap pints
it looks nice and there are a lot of nato planes landing there to watch
ryanair are opening a new route from edinburgh

>>216421321
somewhere befitting for us runtish incel slugs, a random town with nothing noteworthy about it and the same basic high street as everywhere else in the UK. bonus if you go when it's raining and very dark and grey

>>216421321
the Netherlands is quite comfy for that sort of thing

>>216421296
Shes a female dog

braley walshing a poo wank

>>216421321
japan
post pics

man's best friend

there's people at my toil who don't use their annual leave and have to be reminded to do so

imagine being so entrenched in your dullard toil life

>>216421400
ktim

>>216421400
Haha not me I definitely don't have two weeks left to use before the end of the year haha

>>216421396
why do we have to pretend they're just like us. it's maddening.

don't know what to do in life and don't know what I want
all I do is post on the birt

>>216421388
women can be fags, so can dogs

>>216421400
was like this during covid as a youtube janny
the job was just too fun and there was nowhere to go anyway
i'd rather spend 4 hours banning indians and the other 4 watching telly while answering questions on the best way to ban indians

>>216421396
weird he's laughing after coming so close to getting jumped by a pack of ferals

dont post that fag dog here ever again

You call me an asshole
I'm in that ass
I guess you are what you eat

Roman Papalists are selling out to ZOG!!!

Held the door for a fat Indian girl in the pub and she looked at me like she was in love with me for showing her basic courtesy

Need money ASAP, do survey sites still exist?

>>216421471
british nationals absolutely roaring at this

genuinely mad how much i love p0rn

Jay Dyer is exposing the Roman Papist ZOG alliance!

>>216421359
In the offchance your landlord notices the significant structural damage you have caused to the property over the many years of doing pullups you simply deny any knowledge of it.

The average person doesn't even know what a pullup is, they aren't looking for fucked up doorframes.

stroking my 6 inch goon sceptre

>>216421486
they're shit lol

>>216421486
have you tried getting a job?

What are Newcastle playing at then

>>216421530
the rims on top of the doorwas are like half a centimeter so couldnt even mount it, and the walls are hollow plaster so any pressure inwards would destroy them on top of it just falling off
dont know about these carjack ones that push out to the side

why have we not got the names of them two men then

>>216421511
>>216421483
Blatantly a move to try and shut down the tradcath Fuentes faction that criticizes Israel

>>216421486
prolific is a mixed bag used to be much better

Need to stop getting so absolutely steaming when I go out

>>216421570
cos of woke

Your hand learns faster than your brain
Dont stop shooting

>>216421594
Got the fear?

>>216421321
go in a sex tourist city and have a blast

1600 and still no pictures/names of the stabbers
lol

>>216421569
is that a new build problem? i've got thick brick

>>216421648
Henry and Clive

>>216421570
just a couple of english lads having a laugh

>>216421653
nope, soviet era buildings silver fish and all

business idea: public transit armor

me when \brip\

the national lottery is a scam

Something about this webm makes me want to don the redcoat and take a tour of India https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762094697965989.webm

they should have black only train wagons and white only

Need to have sex

>>216421550
where are the jobs mate

>>216421676
>silver fish
grim grim grim

>>216421569
>dont know about these carjack ones that push out to the side, the walls are hollow plaster so any pressure inwards would destroy them

Your doorways will be made of solid wood. Doorways have to support the weight of everything above them, they can take a lot of force. Get yourself a pullup bar lad. Begin training pullups.

knowing that im morally superior because im not a fat fuck/overmuscled roid tranny

>>216421766
hahaha timmy's crush

>>216421777
like i said

>>216421712
sad there's only 5000 of these left and they are effectively extinct already

>>216421784
this but with veganism

Right that's me off to KFC then

>>216421712
caberge

>okay rorke no more migrant hotels
>we're putting them in rental properties on the next street over instead

>the attackers were british rorke stop spreading misinformation
>turns out they're coal black bomalians with british citizenship

is the mirror or photos right because i think i look quite good in the mirror and my reflection and then when i take a photo its like looking at a 2/10 down syndrome chernobyl escapee

>>216421824
shall be heading to Popeyes myself in about an hour x

knowing that im morally superior because i don't have to resort to SSRIs or therapy

Off to get stabbed on a train by some black men, am I overdressed?

>>216421848
photos are how you look to others, unless the image is mirrored
so in that vein you should do stuff like part your hair or style yourself the other way around to look good to others, instead of looking good in the mirror

downstair neighbor is nailing something on his wall and im sick to death of it

taking fat jabs is absolutely pathetic

>>216421880
my therapist says this a bad way of thinking

is it worth travelling alone as a 29 year old single virgin man?

It will be real. All of it.

>>216421907
girls at my work are taking fat jabs
and are still fat
LOL

>>216421909
yeah
you'll be forced to talk to people

>>216421909
ktim interested

>>216421910
Um

>>216421885
ojh god
its not the way i style myself my face is just so asymmetric, look like a stroke victim

>>216421909
yes it's still better than rotting away doing nothing

>>216421912
great movie

the cruise missile never misses

>>216421959
why he do dat

been an hour since i saw a fodenbunny

>>216421909
you should sort yourself out first
whatever issues you have that lead you to be a 29 year old single virgin man will hinder your enjoyment of travelling

>>216421949
you're more used to looking at yourself that way so when it's flipped you find it weirder
similar to how you probably hate hearing your voice when it's recorded compared to it being filtered through your ears and the vibrations through your skull.
flip it round and it's still asymmetric, but the other way. everyone else is used to seeing you like that so if they saw you the way you do through the mirror they would think it's weird much the same way you do looking at a photo.

>>216421909
Absolutely, but if you're asocial at home it isn't going to be much better abroad, unless you go to a country white people are an magnet for attention.

>>216421955
>>216421932
alright
should I start with Britain?

>>216422021
nah mate go to cambodia or something
score some drugs and nubile fannies

some cracking posts tonight lads keep it up yeah

If they made a KOTOR movie, Tom Cruise could play the bounty hunter Calo Nord because Calo Nord is short like Tom Cruise and his voice sounds kind of like Tom Cruise. Calo Nord is voiced by the narrator of the TV show Modern Marvels and his voice sounds kind of like Tom Cruise in a way.

>>216422021
Get the train

29 year old single rorke trying to see more of the world, starting with hull

Escortlad now planning a solo trip abroad.

Called it right yesterday when I said he's in a state of mania.

>>216421909
what's better do you think? being a 30 year old single virgin man who's never left home, or being a 30 year old single virgin man who's seen some of the world and had some adventures?

>>216421848
Mirror - in motion, no lens distortion. All photos are a distortion of reality. Set up two or three mirrors so you can get a 360 view of yourself - that's how you look.

>>216422039
why'd you change from the german flag

>>216422021
Go to Leeds lad (or Bournemouth if you live further down south)

>>216422021
I'm visiting China next year, and a couple countries in central Europe

fuck sake just took a picture of myself and flipped it
get me put in the ground NOW

>>216422065
i didn't that's another person
the flags aren't under my control anyway i hate that im stuck with this poo shite vantablack nigger flag for the forseeable

Did some cardio just now to see if it helps reboot my libido
I used to get horny after running, not really feeling much

god, NoFap and No Porn is going to be difficult

might rot away at home without seeing anywhere or doing anything

Was walking home and 2 kids threw their McDonald’s bag on my drive as they walked past. Was going to say something but figured they’d probably come back and key my car so I stayed silent and picked it up like the cuck I am

>>216422088
Mate the mirror is how you actually look - are you mentally ill? Do you understand how cameras work?

>>216422050
being a 30 year old single virgin man that tried travelling but spent most of the time incel walking in a different location talking to no one and interacting with no thing

black coworker from the london office told me she uses ai to write everything for her and it's amazing
it's unironically over

>>216422006
that makes sense but it is disheartening
cant believe i look the way i do
skinny and i still have chubby cheeks need a buccal fat removal

screaming at the thought of a lone 29 year old man going travelling somewhere without first addressing the issues which led to him being alone in his parent's home in the first place

4 people stabbed in Bradford

>>216422121
i use a mirrorless camera

>>216422043
>Symptoms of a manic episode:
> Having an abnormally high level of activity or energy.
Not really
> Feeling extremely happy or excited — even euphoric.
My mood keeps swinging
> Not sleeping or only getting a few hours of sleep but still feeling rested.
I'm not sleeping very well and feel a bit tired
> Having inflated self-esteem, thinking you’re invincible.
No
> Being more talkative than usual. Talking so much and so fast that others can’t interrupt.
> Having racing thoughts — having lots of thoughts on lots of topics at the same time (called a “flight of ideas”).
Yes
> Being easily distracted by unimportant or unrelated things.
No
> Being obsessed with and completely absorbed in an activity.
No
> Displaying purposeless movements, such as pacing around your home or office or fidgeting when you’re sitting.
I do feel restless
> Showing impulsive behavior that can lead to poor choices, such as buying sprees, reckless sex or foolish business investments.
Yes

>>216422123
ktim - still enjoyed it, especially eating alone at restaurants. Can never bare to do it in the UK, people here are so judgemental. In Europe no one bats an eye

fondling my bollocks while reading bugchasing forum posts

I like travelling around the UK, but I don't drive so I always have to rely on trains and hotels.

>>216422146
So it begins

>>216422134
how does the mirror help with any of that? at best you're just ignoring the problem (which really isn't the problem anyway it's all a matter of perspective).

>>216422146
so a better day than usual

>>216422036
to where?
i wanna visit York, never been

Michigan!

>>216422155
My medical opinion? You're a woman

>>216422174
i just look better in the mirror idk
i like my reflection just not my photo

>A 32-year-old black British national and a 35-year-old British national of Caribbean descent have both been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder following the bloody rampage on Saturday evening.

Since when did they start reporting race like that?

never been to oxford or winchester me

Been to Oxford but I never been to Winchester

>>216422136
mate every thread here has some cunt addressing their issues in great detail. that changes nothing, whereas actually going out and experiencing new things could

>>216422157
I have ONLY done it in the uk. I've only travelled abroad a few times with friends and family, but my only option is to go solo travelling now since everyone is married and having kids.

>>216422232
never been further south than birmingham ever in my life

>>216422213
then you are used to seeing a different 'you' that nobody else will see normally

>>216422216
southport

>>216422232
went to oxford it was ok

>>216422136
how would he do that?
don't say bullshit like therapy or antidepressants

>>216422232
Winchester is lovely - lived there for four years, best of my life. Pic related, my favourite spot.

>>216422202
Go to York then.

>>216422123
go to italy and incel walk until your hearts content

>>216422157
I've done it in the UK a couple of times, but I've always taken a suitcase with me so it looks like I'm getting a train or something

Winchester is a company that produces firearms such as shotguns and rifles.

>>216422216
Leftypolbros how do we spin this

>>216422232
>>216422273
More Winchester kino

never been to Peterborough or norwich

>>216422136
hero's journey. sitting around ruminating solves nothing and there's never a perfect time to do anything

>>216422246
What's your budget, what do you like to do when you travel, and how long have you got off work? Assuming you work.

>>216422310
I've never been to Norwich, but Peterborough is a shithole.

did 23 pull-ups today
5th set
In edwin jeans and a wool jumper

>>216422157
used to do it all the time in the uk because i was working backshifts and my sleeping pattern was fucked
nobody minded and the staff were always lovely, would be remembered by some bulgarian/other eastern euro waitress at some turkish restaurant that shut down now.
if you dress nicely they will assume you're on a business trip

I've been to Buenos Aires but not Belfast

>>216422136
>asocial mentally ill people shouldn't enjoy what little of life they can, while they can

>>216422000
My issues are
>lack of friends since Sixth Form
>never having a gf ever
>living at home

Now I'm thinking of moving out to fix the last one, but still, how can I fix the first two at 29?

>Two suspects have been taken into custody, one a 32-year-old Black British national, and the second a 35-year-old British national of Caribbean descent.
lol

reckon i need to visit stratford upon avon

>>216422386
theyll be released and sent to the gherkin

cornwall is quite nice

>>216422035
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bedroom dusted, hoovered and mopped. Bathroom bleached and mopped. Bedsheets changed. Laundry dried and folded away. Mental state - in the toilet.

>>216422429
i went there and nobody knew you why is that???

>>216422436
Rate Torquay personally, got Dartmoor nearby too

>>216422470
dont like you anymore

decided that making my own decisions is getting me nowhere, so i shall instead rely on GETs to dictate my life.
first up is whether im allowed to go make a brew. odds = yes

>youths
>thugs
>carers
>joggers
>aspiring rappers
>british nationals

>>216422244
you can experience new things at home
the reason he hasn't isn't going to suddenly not apply just because he goes somewhere else

>>216422494
many such cases

>>216422486
>Rate Torquay personally
people who've never lived in or known anyone from torquay be like

>>216422486
torquay is alright but seeing old photos of it from the 1900s compared to now is depressing
just really chavvy along the main bit

>>216422470
misinformation

>>216422507
if I get dubs you should quit drinking forever

>>216422571
um

You lot photographers?
What sort of cameras you use? Your pictures look good

>>216422000
or maybe travelling will give him a fresh perspective and jolt his brain out of his usual routine, which could help him make changes at home

So uh, the new...?

>>216422583
you look good

>>216422578
Forget he exists until cunts like you remind me he does - fuck you

>>216422567
even and i should read more carefully

>>216422557
impersonator

>>216422583
I use an iPhone 13 camera. I have a decent Canon and a few lenses I inherited, but am worried about taking it out in public nowadays.

seasideMARK

having a massive gay porn panic attack

>>216422470
St Cronem’s Rastafari Church x

>>216422524
familiarity allows you to fall into routines which are essentially self-imposed limits. travel can break down these barriers by choice or necessity

>>216422657
is he dead yet
is hhl dead yet
is anyone from /britfeel/ dead yet

if I post poo now it will be ruined for the new when I may get more replies !!!

where is ITTTTT

>>216422719
seasideMARK is a /brit/ staple. pls dont associate him with those lesser people

>>216422735
>>216422735
>>216422735

>>216421862
popeyes opened near me recently any good

>>216422747
fucking wanker

>>216422754
it's pretty average.
their chicken itself is good in terms of quality and moistness.
but the breading is flavourless and so is the whole thing
chips are nice, though.

>>216422671
pete doherty dancing like a mad cunt