Thread 216425052

gyaldem edish

>>216425049
Because it's poison, clearly.
Along with nerves, it's most likely why I couldn't get hard with the escort I saw. I'm too used to stimulation from it.
I watched porn from 2009 to 2025, literally over half my life, but I am putting that behind me.

need to buy more booze. only got 150ml of vodka left which is nowhere near enough for a sunday night

We do like!!!

I’m so mad. I have decent features but they’re too small for my fat round face and my left eye/left side of mouth are both noticeably less slanted than the right. So close to being good looking.

did an IQ test and got a perfect 100
who should i vote for?

rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>216425169
prefer not to say

>>216425151
what is a Movement Control Driver
just a driver?

Im gonna make a mayonnaise-based sauce with mustard, capers, estragon, sneed oil and half a teaspoon of lemon juice

resorting to fat jabs is a result of the same mentality that made you a fat cunt to begin with
I despise everyone using fat jabs. you are a lesser being.

>>216425159
nth for the baddiedem

>>216425200
driver who controls the movement of a vehicle of sorts

The only way I'm going to shag rich ct milfs and their fit daughters is if I make millions of dollars. Ill also need to start dressing like an adult.

for me it's machine operation. hard and thankless, but somebody has to do it

>>216425151
>she/her
don’t work for wokies m8
>>216425200
lorry driver I assume

>>216425253
Im seeing him getting quoted more and more often, hopefully we will see a revival of the english fascist movement

so this is rorke

JJB PHP machine operator manager developer degree from university of york

can everyone shut their animals up, i can't hear my fireworks

>>216425293
university of york? ah yes... very impressive

>>216425261
they've got machines to operate those machines nowadays mate

just got murdered

Enoch Powell was a literal genius

There are some brilliant Chinese restaurants in south-central York
The ones where only the Chinese students go

>>216425310
ah but those machines still need operating
and if they ever make machines to operate the machines operating the machines, they'll need me to operate those

>>216425215
are you the same mong that keeps whinging about SSRIs too?

lorry driving seems to be a competition more than a job. who can work the longest hours and get the furthest within the regulations

Now that I think of it, I called Stahmaa a nonce here on /brit/, I am afraid they are gonna arrest me if I ever step foot in Britain again

The 6 month 190 samefag reveal last thread was a true return to form


Bravo, he's really perfected his craft

>>216425343
they get immigrants to operate the machine operating machines

>>216425323
dey choppin up missing dogs rn x

>>216425353
you can call starmer a nonce on /brit/
what you can't do is call the king of thailand a bender

on an LNER train to Donedon listening to geese-getting killed

>>216425260
What shoe size do you wear?

>>216425151
Hi Wayne!

>>216425323
spy network

>>216425377
Why is that

>>216425375
dog tastes good desu
this is from wenxin house on Lawrence street
excellent

>>216425367
better than them sitting at home on the dole i suppose
*casts myself into the crushing jaws of a waiting machine*

>>216425418
he'll come to your house and ong bak you

>>216425345
Speaking from personal experience I assume …

>>216425367
you joke, but this is a thing now (1x neo)

Testicles have the texture of old dried out leather rn - hope they go back to normal soon

>>216425429
That is obviously duck


What made you this way?


Was it something that happened during your childhood or later still?

>>216425429
looks nice but the thought of eating a dog feels wrong

>>216425365
i must have missed it what happened

mums ringing 999 cos im right wing

>>216425497
northernlion on a mad one

>>216425284
He wasn't fascist though

>>216425461
it's funny you say that
it's actually pork

>>216425031
>you would not for a moment say "correlation isn't causation!!" if someone quoted black crime statistics at you.
Yes I would. Crime correlates more strongly with upbringing than race. A white man from a wealthy but broken/abusive home is more likely to be a violent criminal than a black man from a poor but stable family. Black culture rejected the nuclear family because of propaganda and government incentives.

And you WERE saying correlation = causation. You said a chart showing left wingers tend to have more institutional education means they're "smarter." More time in educational facilities doesn't mean smarter. It means more "educated." Someone sat in front of the TV all day absorbs more information than someone who reads. Are they better informed?

anyone got netflix recs? need somat watch

had a rather nice duck cassoulet with a pork terrine to start at brasserie blanc earlier

>>216425531
Is there a reason you're commiserating with the resident paedophile spammer?

>>216425533
i think black people are just like that

>>216425538
have you seen the flavour of the month slop? that's pretty good

>>216425538
nausicaa of the valley of the wind

>>216425533
>A white man from a wealthy but broken/abusive home is more likely to be a violent criminal than a black man from a poor but stable family. Black culture rejected the nuclear family because of propaganda and government incentives.
lol
i guess those 10 people stabbed today can blame the government incentives

>>216425531
they call it pork for legal reasons

>>216425253
it's because people are thick and their opinions are unfit for public life.
this is the safest time to be alive in human history and someone who lives in orkney will still get in a flap because of the recent train stabbing and demand we put armed guards on the trains to stop it happening again. their feelings are a terrible guide to policy and a politician or broadcaster who gives voice to them is a total liability.

>>216425538
Copycat was surprisingly good

sent that freak into the stratosphere

>>216425565
Theyre like it in every single country they inhabit so yeah, it's just them

thought about how Ygritte died in Jon's arms and cried a little

>>216425538
If you haven't already it is good

thinking of doing a solo weekend in york
anything for a sensitive young southerner like myself to see there?

>>216425533
>Someone sat in front of the TV all day absorbs more information than someone who reads. Are they better informed?
I'll defer to media studies expert Marshall McLuhan on this one.

Attachment is the root of suffering

XL bullies are violent for socio-economic reasons.....

>>216425620
Thought about how I'll never be Jaime Lannister and cried a lot

>>216425608
>it's prejudice to be against certain types even if stats say they're more likely to do something, unless its men, which is fine (i won't get banned for saying it's men)

>another rule breaking post that won't be dealt with
So what's the end game?


Just ruin the whole website at a glacial pace?


Death by ten million shitposts?

>>216425538
the last kingdom

watched some of that ed gein slop on netflix and this fella genuinely gave one of the worst acting performances i have ever seen in my life

>>216425538
you're just like the normdrone NPCs at toil

>>216425623
Will I understand the plot if I haven't watched part 1

>>216425626
You long out the meals, see the nice architecture, get a coffee, see the museum, performatively read a book, early dinner, cosy night in. Depart Sunday after breakfast. Yeah could work

>>216425689
you're unemployed mate

>>216425538
>>216425689
fella at toil has been going on about severance for months
dont have apple tv myself so cant watch it and dont want to anyway

>>216425670
That is what I picture the Belgian/Heatherpaedo looks like tbqhtbh

the etihaddem are winning

>>216425587
If the people who stabbed them had come from stable homes with a strong father figure they wouldn't be out stabbing people, regardless of race. They'd be more likely to come from a stable family if the government didn't pay single mothers more to stay single. So unironically yes, government programs are partly to blame for violent crime.

>>216425659
Show runners fucked the ending of him and I think literally everything and everyone

Not a single satisfying end to a plotline

>>216425538
sakamoto days

Going to loosen my load team

>>216425763
um

I don’t understand how people do it.
Monday to Friday, 9 til 5, I sit at my little desk and listen to people have the most mundane conversations on repeat.
It’s not small talk. The conversations never lead anywhere. It’s not just them talking to me, I overhear the same conversations on repeat.
“It’s supposed to be sunny next week”, “I’m so glad it’s the weekend”, “Did you do anything nice at the weekend?”, “What are you having for your lunch?”, “It’s warm today isn’t it?”.
I’m losing my mind. None of these people actually want to have these conversations do they? Is everyone just pretending and putting on the world’s most boring play? I thought this was a meme. Why are they doing this?

>>216425693
>plot
I didn't watch any of the other ones and followed along well enough. It gives you a brief idea of previous movie at the beginning iirc

>>216425763
finally chopping off the old pocket monster?

>>216425808
you should be sectioned and medicated until you feel better

it fucking LOOMS

>>216425808
incel

>"We're watching Stroke at the moment, only a couple of episodes in though"
>"Yeah I want to watch that next but we're still working our way through The Coathanger at the moment"
>"Oh is that the one with her out of Silly Bastards in it?"

>>216425626
Is the Jorvik centre still going? Saw that as a kid and it was good.

>>216425808
Can you point to any post of yours from the last week that stimulates conversation you would consider acceptable?

why are there firewortks

>>216425808
put on the radio :)

>>216425847
>>216425840
Both non-responses. Rattled small talk enjoyers lol

>>216425052 (OP)
I want sex with fucking

ian hislop

>>216425808
>It’s not small talk. The conversations never lead anywhere.
literally small talk you autistic cretin

elderly neighbourstein has got his sunday evening jazz on :)

>>216425744
fuck off paki

NPCs simply must fill any silence with inane babble
Silence might lead to introspection and that's a terrifying prospect for them

>>216425902
He does have a rodent like physiognomy

>>216425626
get one of these scranned

>>216425897
Please answer my question here: >>216425865

>>216425808
grow up you autistic freak

>>216425897
Consider small talk as if its just random noises being made, it’s just low effort socialising

>>216425945
it lush it bloody lush

>>216425876
it's Kwanza

>>216425936
>t. stereotypical factoryfarmed incelposter

wiped all my browser cookies last night and now I've got the freak captchas
utterly pointless considering the nbn can still autosolve them

How long should I wait?

can't wait for OFCOM to chuck all of you retards into the abyss

uh oh

roast dinner in the belly, showered, sleeping pill down the neck. love an early night me. shall be bright eyed and bushy tailed come morning.

>>216425987
*Really* makes you think, doesn't it?

>>216426012
who are you calling retarded?

>>216426021
fucking take the piss calling those onions caramelised

>>216425974
looks ok

>>216425628
Are you a fellow Terence McKenna enjoyer by any chance

Thoughts on packet mash potatoes?

bonfire night is my least favourite of the holidays

>>216425917
I hate small talk. I hate normalfags.

>>216426026
Get the blue light blocking glasses on

PENG

>>216425995
always thought it was incredible that vin diesel managed to fool people into thinking he was ripped, handsome, and cool while being a fat bald weird looking bloke

>>216426091
i think it's nice
first time i ever held a girl's hand was at a fireworks display

>>216426077
so this is the gary eats poster !!

>>216426035
yh

>>216426123
Would be my worst nightmare to live in one of those high rises

read 29 books this year. a disappointing return for me.

it always says to avoid screens to help you sleep better but for me it has the opposite effect

>>216426123
this image makes me feel nauseous

hate people who eat things out of packets

>water floss
>brush teeth
>wash hair, face, body
>moisturise
>look in mirror
>pic related

glod

>>216426200
reading this post almost put me to sleep so maybe you're right

>>216426213
You put your biscuits on a plate do you? And then you clean that plate yourself?

>>216426189
done that canine wanker

>>216426181
i'd be scared of falling off the balcony when drunk or high

the worst part about aging is how shite i feel after having barely slept 4 hours this morning

>>216426221
ktilm puts me off leaving the hosue

>>216426238
well that's me done

>>216426211
*nauseated
the image is nauseous

explain that

doing a gay porn pscianf disintegrating squirrel dance in my evil dank incel dungeon to the rabi-ribi original soundtrack

>>216426289
wahey

>>216426269
Blue light blocking glasses a couple of hours before bed. I'm telling you guys it sorted me out big time.

big fan of david lammy

If only california had as many fire hydrants as they had genders.

>>216426284
okay thanks

>>216426191
Quality > Quantity

Currently reading
Technical analysis of financial markets
and
Origins of the European Economy: Communications and commerce

My breath always smells bad no matter how much I brush or floss my teeth

>>216426314
it's not an insomnia issue i got home at 6am

>>216426299
Indistinguishable from parody. Sometimes I wonder if she's in on it

>>216426299
rorke on the ropes

>>216426299
you can be a british national without being british born

>>216426299
Nice of them to add that little afterthought for the victims after climbing down off their graveside soapbox

>>216426250
yeah they all go in a bowl and crisps are eaten with a spoon to avoid the crumbs and salt getting on my fingers

>>216426299
leftypol impossible challenge: not be absurdly disingenuous at all times

>>216426299
pushing the """british nationals""" point so hard will just make people go
>hmm... maybe it's not just muslims that are stabby lunatics... maybe it's all brown people!

>>216426191
>>216426346

Rorke sucking me off to own the left

>>216426346
You've been "reading" (listening to android pdf text to speech) that book for years now


How much money have you made applying it since then?

>>216426353
Oh right fair enough. Glad you're (generally) getting enough sleep. As you were.

>>216426299
>oh yeah thoughts and prayers btw hehe

Imagine if the stabber was Chinese, what would Rorke think then

>>216426284
Based

wheres carlycutie
wheres glasgowpony

farting
pooing
sometimes not in that order

toilberg status?

>>216426299
manchester bomber was british born
as were all the 7/7 terrorists

>>216426457
Who is holding the camera

>>216426467
>>216426470

>>216426473
it fucking

>>216426473
I start a new job on Tuesday .... Vgh

if they are british born then that's another strike against the delusional notion of "integration"

yeh rorke it wasn't this massive issue the country has, it was another massive issue the country has. take that

>>216426450
Add it to the stats and then re-evaluate the stats to include this new information. Isn't that what an educated person would do? Isn't that what The Science would do?

>>216426488
one of the 7/7 lot was born in jamaica, which could also be the case with one of yesterdays attackers

This incident was like Christmas came early for him


He's so happy, look at him go

fit neighbour drew her curtains before i got a good look with the binoculars

35 cocktail sausages down the scran hatch

>>216426597
How many calories is that?

>>216426575
ktim i used to look at my fit neighbour with binoculars too

there was only one attacker btw, other one has been released without charge

>>216426597
your diet going well then

>>216426612
dont know
dont care

>>216426642
he at the gherkin rn

>>216426642
One released without charge, the other charged and then released by accident.

>>216426642
the other one was an empty AA battery

Decided I'm not gonna see an escort next week lads. Gonna give it another week of No Porn and No Fap before trying again. Need to get my head straight, focus on exercise, read some books, see if I can get my libido up, etc.

By 10th November, I should be at 22 days without porn and 16 days without masturbating. What do you think, have I made a good choice?

I admit I've sucked a willy before

>>216426676
What made you this way?

me perving on the neighbour -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qokc2mHXic

>>216426708
he's showering please be mindful

just remembered this show
look what building features in the intro lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LweHTZKqyS4

>>216426510
what job lad?

never smoked drank done drugs or gone out with friends and still wear my clothes from when i was 13
21 next week and scared of growing up even though i know i should but the thought makes me so sad

>>216426768
machine operator

if the zealot had leg upgrades he wouldve killed a lot more people on that train

If I lived at the top of a tower block would I be allowed to have a webcam on the balcony with a telescopic lens that I can view from my PC? What if I livestreamed it and let viewers control the camera and zoom?

>>216426706
managed to get about half of mine in my mouth when i was flexible enough
wouldn't dare try it now

>>216426721
tape your binoculars like this so no light's reflecting off the lens. Also have the lights turned off and stand the furthest away from the window

>>216425169
Vote progressively.

time for an unsatisfying porn wank then it's off to bed

>>216426768
A city job
Lowest rung on the white collar ladder
Somehow I've fucked up the last several years and managed to redeem myself slightly

our guy

lasted 48hours before deleting Bumble. Not for me right now

>>216426744
mmhmm don't drop di luh soap x

>>216426779
You should be more scared of not growing up. Imagine your best future, and what habits would bring that about as a side effect. Now imagine the worst future your current habits could lead to. Learned this off a Chase Hughes video. Dunno if he mind controlled me to like his videos but I do.

>>216426852
Just don't
Ease off it

>>216426854
me own fookin guy

>>216426854
miss this era
the dentist and the builders were absolute peak

>>216426881
i work and pay my parents to live at home and have some decent hobbies just mentally and socially im stunted and refuse to grow up. when i start to seriously think about it i just get sad thinking of being a kid and how i dont want that innocence to go if i formally ‘grew up’

SEASIDE ARMY
IS GOING BARMY

got the new bond flick on

welp time to put a finger up my bum and then stick it up my nose

>>216426896
It is what it is.

>>216426973
um

might pop the heating on

watching fools and horses where they go to margate
seemed like a simpler time

poo roar

Thoughts on UK rap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c&t=5

>>216427034
i am a FUCKING LEGEND

Dukes Place, Marlow

cuckold revolution

bought some more magnesium

pre toil mania setting in deep

>>216427047
bradders crying as he’s forced to suck a cock

tired of seeing this ugly cunts face everywhere

>>216425429
Thats pork

man got pregant
baby came out his arse

The enemy's dug in deep and we have to get our hands dirty.

Flamethrowers. We'll burn 'em out.

>>216427123
Why?

>>216427115
what race was the little tyke

trust them

>>216425808
You're like the losers at my job. No I don't want to give you my life story. No I'm not there to socialise and be friends. My responses are always short because I don't want to be there. Get it through your thick skull.

bins go out tonight

was in asda earlier and saw a petite 5'2 lady with a massive ginger fella who who looked like he was 6'4 and probably triple her body weight
the sex must be an absolute spectacle

>>216427070
coming round the corner

>>216425974
just yelled out "PHWOOOOOAR" just now

Hate on monday at toil when the normoids ask what i got up to.

No i didnt go for a pathetic lunch with my family like you did, no i didnt spend saturday swilling base intoxicants recovering like a swine on sunday all to have 'fun'

I read the classics, i went to gym, i engaged in political debates online your puny heads could not even begin to comprehend

>>216427211
Wish I was the lad (or even the lass tbf)

Sir Jadon Malik Sancho

>>216427223
what a fucking crap player LOL

>>216427102
few things more runtish than watching youtuber podcasts

>>216427102
>beady eyed nigga
>ceo
pick one

is 100km a day for 2 weeks realistic on a bike?

>>216426299
this woman is a fucking mongo lol

>>216427316
timmy luv a dem cellulite keisha

the missus gon lose her food stamps

London had a higher murder rate when there were less immigrants. Rorke nostalgic for a time that didn't exist. Is he ok

>>216426185
Pitch Black is such a good movie

>>216427334
what are you running from

>>216427334
if you're in great condition and you're fueling properly it's possible
it's all about the pace mate

>>216427351
that's when the krays were about

bit of mince
bit of onion
bit of garlic
bit of white wine
bit of cream
bit of cheese

lovely little sauce you have there

>>216427351
reported/different categories vs unreported
u gottem!!

>>216427316
something about her face not fitting the whole sex vibe

>>216427334
We talking a Unicycle or a Harley?

>>216427351
what's the murder rate if you only count white people in 2025

>>216427389
blogonaise

>>216427395
she looks too happy to be doing thirst traps

PAN
NICE AND HOT

Sir Jude Victor William Bellingham

For me it simply has to be Jason's brand sourdough bread from Tesco

headed to gregg's. you lads want anything?

the year is '94 and my trunk is raw

>>216427468
imagine how the cornish felt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4
rorke needs to sit his arse down and LISTEN

>>216427468
English out!
Muslims in!

literally what the welsh are doing. nice 'nationalism' lmao

>>216427551
>>216427551
>>216427551

>>216427316
Rorke wants to deport THIS?!

>>216427385
Rorke has decided that the Krays weren't actually criminals - this is just an anti-white conspiracy theory created by woke politicians

>>216427161
kek