Thread 216426671

How many girls have you fucked in your country this year?
For me it’s 5

A petite half Mexican/half Venezuelan 21 year old in January

A voluptuous French/german/scottish/jewish redhead 31 year old in May

A sexy Anglo American brunette 30 year old single mother in May

A thin blonde half welsh half Irish 23 year old in October

A smokin hot neurotic Italian American 28 year old in October

Just one. My wife.

>>216426690
What grade is she in?

>>216426671 (OP)
And then you woke up

>>216427534
Autistic niggas get pussy too, yknow

Millennial humor is fornicating with single mothers

Zero

tried seeing an escort but couldn't get hard

>>216426671 (OP)
0

>>216426671 (OP)
how do you accomplish this?

>>216426671 (OP)
You cannot suffer as a black man in America

>>216426671 (OP)
Let's see if I can remember

A short heavily tattooed girl with tiny waist and big bunda. Fucked her a lot of times tho. 21 years old. Honestly created feelings for this one
A heavily tattooed girl. I saw her years ago. Acted surprised when I wore a condom lol. 27 years old
A very skinny girl with few tattoos. 23 years old.
A very hot blue eyed milf. 38 years old but looked 30.
A skinny girl. 21 years old. That one was yesterday.

I think 5 girls too. But some of them were more than once

>>216427534
I used to do something similar too a few years ago
>>216428342
Damn. Nervous?
Try Cialis

>>216426671 (OP)
Just one
my fiance

>>216426671 (OP)
None.
Once you can contain lust you'll find women to be at best dreadfully boring and at worst downright insufferable.

>>216428650
Redpill

>>216426671 (OP)
How do you even get a girl to agree to talk to you let alone have sex with you
Serious question

>>216428650
You just managed to lower your test to abnormal levels.
Probably because of poor diet and lack of exercise

>>216428771
Go on tinder ask then to come to your house to watch netflix

>>216428860
>it cannot possibly be the absolute state of modern women

>>216428921
Yes anon. Your unhealthy lack of sex drive isn't caused by the "state of modern women" but by hormonal imbalances.

>>216427534
I know of a guy that keeps track of all the girls he's fucked with Excel spreadsheets and stuff.
He tracks the name, date he first met her, picture, socials, contact info, times they've had sex and when was the last time, etc.

nada

>>216426671 (OP)
I had one sex

>>216429138
If you immigrated to Brazil this number would be higher

What's the point in living in a first world country if you can't have sex?

>>216429179
poopland isnt first world
im too poor and shy to migrate to brazil

>>216428991
You sound like a woman.
0/10, would not fuck.

No girls since I am not a pedophile.

2 women. A 26 yo and a 40 yo. The latter fucked much better.

0

>>216426671 (OP)
Lotta escorts I see
>>216428342
Brutal

>>216430748
I'm gonna go back and see her in a week or so
Doing NoPorn and NoFap as I was too nervous to get aroused

only 1, I basically got into a relationship in my early 20s and have been with her ever since

Friendly reminder that you're still a virgin if she was a prostitute.

Ive been hanging out with plenty of women recently but I have no clue on how I should hook up with any of them lol

>>216426671 (OP)
2 this year however my prostate issues have gotten worse so I coom too easily so I've been avoiding it for more than half the year

>>216432566
how do prostate issues make you prejac?

>>216432599
I can't empty my bladder. The pressure makes me coom very quickly even masturbating

>>216426671 (OP)
Zero in 33 years.

>>216432638
that sounds uncomfortable

I’m 59 years old and I still haven’t lost my virginity. I refuse to meet with a prostitute. I need to do this on my own. I’m hoping I can do it before I turn 60 in May. I’ve been going out to a lot of bars lately.

>>216429224
Low sex drive isn't normal for a man

Find a doctor

>>216426671 (OP)
>A petite half Mexican/half Venezuelan 21 year old in January
How fat? Meant in the literal sense. Like how much belly

Were any of them fat?

>>216433784
No she was petite and kinda thin. The redhead would have been considered fat in the 1950s, but nowadays “busty”

>>216433821
Alright. Well congrats, hope they were good good lays (good good lays)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q

>>216433199
Surely at 59 you give up and don't care about being a double wizard

>>216433883
>double wizard
Dudes going to become a archmagus

>>216428991
Mine is caused by extreme sadness over my relationship with my ex not working out.

>>216434133
Start injecting test

>>216426671 (OP)
Black hands wrote this

>>216434583
>that body hair distribution
Buon giorno, Vinny from NJ!

>>216434628
I’m Celtic THOUGH

>>216434662
How can a cunt feel pleasure out of that hairy blob penetrating her.

>>216432877
It is 24/7. Don't recommend

>>216434697
Not my problem

>>216434421
It's not going to bring her back

>>216434697
>does not even remotely understand women award

>>216426671 (OP)
whore

>>216434697
demolished that freakazoid

>>216434662
Fair enough, I can see it in the jawline

the closest ive come to sex having was back in kindergarden, I had a gf that would call me "daddy"

we would lay down on a bench together and she'd be like "move over daddy"

>>216436264
And then you were like holy shit move bitch I’m late to teach my next class!