Thread 216430389

Oldfag edition

dogshit canuck edition

>>216430389 (OP)
Moot is so handsome

>>>/tv/215658168

so who got bummed in here?

What have you read so far this year, /brit/?

*inhales*

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Wait wait... I think I know the answer: NOT SHIT LMFAO

a reminder anyone bad mouthing based tranners gets the stomp

>>216430361
that swastika looks like it's just drawn on with permanent marker
mental how stupid you lot are

>>216430456
Was that one even a tranny? it looked and sounded like a woman to me

lmao leftism is literally a deadly illness

actually hope all these fucking CUNTS spamming fireworks get fucking aids

>>216430417
Why does he look american then?

>>216430395
Ironically I was been trying to post this since post 250

Sir Winking Bumhole

>>216430473
Aye, but a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>216430389 (OP)
a bit abraham lincolnish
>>216430444
bunch of japanese stuff primarily, not read much though, also I read that chinese poem Li Sao and much of the bible

Sir Steve Wallis

>>216430468
it must have been the tits loom removable

>>216430472
dont like anuses that look like that
you can tell shes just done a poo

slippy sancho baton doing a violation

>>216430521
ngl I'd shag her

>>216430444
14 books in a year is nothing to brag about

...

>>216430521
size of those traps
absolute hulking monstrosity

ex alcoholic acquaintance got pissy at me in the group chat and i told him to have a drink

>>216430543
No amount of books in a year is something to brag about

A chain of schools that compared Reform UK’s policies to “fascism” in politics lessons has been accused of imposing “deep socialist bias” on children.
Students at schools run by Orion Education, which has eight academies in England, were taught that the party’s policies had been exploited by extremists to “spread hate, xenophobia and racism” and “normalise far-Right views”.

very multicultural brit today innit

>>216430532
him

the lads

>>216430529
but dey were dem one for crodie

>>216430444
i've read 29
my PB is 61 in 2021

bendy bellingham baton being heinous

>>216430596
her* respect people's preferred pronouns please

I don't care about the racism, Reform are just morons and will wreck the country while Farage runs off with another bag

>>216430493
you're so fucking boring lol

>>216430548
cute

>Foreword
>0:02

Sir Andrew Johnson, train driver

>>216430599
reckon being a stray cat with a bunch of stray cat mates must be such a vibey existence

I finally read Moby Dick and Don Quixote this year

had all the family over the other day and my sister tried to embarrass me in front of everyone by saying I liked anime porn
was very uncalled for actually and she said it in front of nan which was very upsetting as now my nan thinks I'm a freak

it looms

>>216430638
she likes german shepherds and nigerian men

>>216430444
Not many this year as I've been dipping in and out of religious texts, so full books maybe 10

Why would women want a bendy willy? They want strong erections

>>216430614
the country is already wrecked tho

early start tomorrow so it's sleep time, night lads
*turns the thread light off*

>>216430543
>>216430554
What is something to brag about you braindead monkeys? How many Pokémon you've captured? Neck yourselves promptly

>>216430622
Where are your exciting posts?
Surely you can point out at least one

>>216430638
sounds like a low class tart

>still no announcement of a UK screening
Will we actually get one I want to watch some Madokino with some feel britdoka fags.

have a theory that looksmaxxing and alt-right stuff blew up on the internet because of white racist gay guys who are scared of and hate blacks
think about it. they never criticize gay people, only immigrants and other browns. all of them have some dodgy gay stuff about them

>>216430663
behave mate that's still my sister

we're all just waiting on Mousey to make a /brit/ memecoin and rug pull us all x

it loometh verily

>>216430637
read Don Quixote a while back
there's good moments but fuck me does it drag on
usually the case with old books, you can tell they were serialised. it's the same with Dostoevsky and even dickens to an extent

>>216430694
That's a man

>>216430671
So you vote for a party that will intentionally make it worse? I don't understand the logic. I'd much prefer a Labour that is just a bit shit at their job

early 2000s porn whores

>>216430599
basically us if you think about it
>>216430637
what did you think of 'em, don't read much fiction myself anymore aside from poetry
>>216430682
egotistical and reading for a poor reason, reading is simply fun, I wouldn't brag about a thing

>>216430637
don quixote was an interesting peek into the past for me
moby dick was too boring

>>216430682
How many times did you suck your brothers cock?
Was it over 50 times?

Muslims in Indonesia are so much nicer and civilised than the ones in Europe

>>216430599
Rascals up to no good I bet.

yesterday i slept from 12pm-8pm and then again from 11pm-12pm

finally feel like a human again

I want to go camping with Steve

>>216430721
labour have made it worse. it was labour who set things off in 97 the tory wankers continued it now labour are back to finish off the country

>>216430751
Wank off to it why don't cha

>>216430785
crodie

>>216430599
even cats have friends

why do people post on fancy flags then

evening, bros

>>216430785
Your crush

>>216430787
There's too much sadness behind his eyes

>>216430812
no i hate 100% of Jews

>>216430805
Did you eventually start to like it?

>>216430548
i don't get it

>>216430812
why do they always have those noses

mongolia be kidding me

Would read loads if I didn't play games

watching wmif porn

>>216430830
Is that your boyfriend or does he not know you exist?

back in the day one of these could keep you entertained for weeks
nowadays kids need youtube blasting in their face 24/7 to keep them quiet

playing the my little pony noughts and crosses game but i dont like winning too much because pinkie starts crying :(

>>216430810
it's a thinly veiled alternative to tripfagging

>>216430852
that's okay x

>>216430548
cornish are the orange one actually
maybe the white one if theyre higher class

>>216430830
AHHHHHHH HE'S THROWING SNOW AT ME GET AWAY GET AWAY

>>216430862
burundis nuts

Not gonna order cocaine. Legitimately agonising over this. Desperate to feel something but that just ain't it.

>>216430866
share it with us then

>>216430695
>think about it. they never criticize gay people, only immigrants and other browns. all of them have some dodgy gay stuff about them
Well yeah because mass immigrants and demographic change and multiculturalism and society becoming multi ethnic are all bad things. Europeans becoming an ethnic minority in their own countries is a bad thing. Gay people making yanks mad because of the bible does not matter

>>216430873
lil crodie was keeping himself busy with other tings

>>216430885
explain it you zesty bitch faggot cunt whore

When did 190 start avatarflagging?

Must have been almost 10 years ago by now

why don’t we have the names and pictures of those arrested for the train thing? I thought the police had to charge within 24 hours

>>216430695
gay people have the most to lose given current demographic trends

>>216430883
what game

late night trip to maccies on the cards

>>216430932
Daylight savings time x

nth for the gyaldem

>>216430929
thinking about having a third cup of tea. unprecedented x

>>216430932
one of them was even let FREE for goodness sake
what a disgrace

>>216430960
grow up

>>216430695
fascism worships masculinity so it inherently attracts the homos

>>216430974
bungling cops strike again lol!

>>216430968
You're out of control

The government should step in

>>216430932
Couldn't see them because they were black and it was at night

For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years.

>>216430694
I still need to watch the rebellion sequel

Feeling cozy

where is The One

>>216431030
I can tell she wants to have sex with it
Why are women like this

>>216430694
Will this movie finally correct the evil selfish actions of that crazy one way lesbian Homura

>>216430694
>>216431023
> is an upcoming Japanese anime film and a direct sequel to the 2013 movie Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie Part 3: Rebellion. The film is scheduled to premiere in Japan in February 2026.
nevermind then

>>216430964
bummed two different blokes while holding them by the harness at raves

Just had a panic attack

>>216431075
that's nice was their arse pong peng

>>216431087
Why? :(

utterly mental that helicopters not only exist but they work

Ever seen a cryptid in the UK?

Emma Watson diarrhea smoothie for tea

>>216431055
here

>>216431013
at that century long chain of ancestors successfully extending the bloodline stops dead with me aha

>>216431098
i mean an arse's an arse mate but i remember one was gripping me by contracting his asshole which felt extra good. it was in berlin thats how i remember it so vividly

lost a clue and have ordered Sanjay to bring me fried chicken and chips x

>>216431125
yeah saw a black fox

>>216431125
I saw Welsh people once

>>216430608
name a few pleb. or am i asking too much?

>>216431134
that was nice of him

>>216431135
had alcohol delivered yesterday and muhammed was replaced by mohammed lol

>>216431152
When's the last time you actually read a book though?

You can read right?

>>216431104
Want to relapse on drugs and scared I will and obsessing over it - been stone cold sober a year and desperately need to get better but feeling no real benefit

personally don't count the books i read
reading a book is already english, why should i have to do maths too i'm not in school anymore

>>216431125
I saw the beast of bodmin

Mental how Effy was under 16 on skins and was getting her arse and tits out
We really are a country of nonces

Cornish literature is very underrated

https://youtu.be/rNOTnm2M1a0
Madoka was animekino

>>216431125
When I was a child I swear to God I saw a frog with wings like a dragonflies - remember it so so vividly. Only weird experience I've ever had

>>216431138
Did it stab other foxes?

>>216431134
Berlin gay clubs must be some kind of degenerate poo-stained hellscape

download a dating sim as part of my efforts towards losing a clue

>>216431196
>>216431196
>>216431196
New

>>216431185
You'll be okay, don't give in

If it's alcohol just stay sober
If it's other drugs though ngl sober life will never be tolerable

>>216431228
spastic

just watched that new horror film weapons
was alright

>>216431228
What is your shoe size?

>>216430901
i dont care about the bible lmao they are statistically all nonces

I hate liberals

>>216431248
:)

Sometimes when I'm laying in bed all wrapped up sleepy and warm, I imagine hiding in the corner of the neighbours garden in the cold and rain under a tarp or something, even better imaging them walking past and trying to stay still and quiet. It's the feeling of trying to be warm and the thrill of not being caught. Kind of like when you're in bed and it's raining outside and you feel all warm and safe.

>>216431233
Hope not. Wanna be content sober
>>216431243
MDMA, LSD, cocaine, and weed

>>216431207
Well so was that girl Drake was shagging, the one that looked old as shit in that monster show

>>216431184
last night? how about you, you drooling imbecile..

oh right, you dont know how

Playing Trails in the Sky second chapter lads

neighbour is currently hoovering the area of the stairwell outside his flat
hoovering in the fucking stairwell
AT THIS HOUR

>>216431270
45 or 46 depending on the brand

>>216431287
No I meant with your eyes, not listening to it being read to you like a baby

Just found out one of my old mates has been sectioned

Weird way to find out he told me his sister got married last week and that he was sectioned for a few months

>>216431287
New England has such a fascinating history

>>216431224
it was a normal club anybody can shag anybody
ive seen guys passed out with 10 lads around them. some guys doing syringes of ghb right in their arse, quite the experience

>>216431277
those are just party drugs nothing wrong so long as you keep going to parties

I'd keep the weed dropped that's a drugmong drug

>>216431334
Lol this is great

>press the switch
Britishers don't really do they?

I don’t do any drugs because my mum told me they were bad

never done drugs me

>>216431276
I usually imagine myself in bed in a sleeper carriage on a train or some other fast moving vehicle, don't know why but I find it relaxing

>>216431317
agreed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFM8Vs7NSKo&list=LL&index=4

ds9 grand nagus laugh

>>216431346
Used to do them socially, then turned into solo in my room going loony

>>216431361
>>216431362
boring melty virgins

>>216431276
Yes officer this is the one

>>216431369
So you can't recall the last time you actually read a book

When's the last time you sucked your brother's cock?

>>216431381
It's hip to be square

>>216431381
190

did drugs and regret it ngl

>>216431365
I imagine I’m on one of those old trains and would sneak into one of the empty wooden carriages used for transporting cargo and make it my new home. I’d bring all of my stuff, make a cosy little room and install locks onto the doors so only I could come in and out.

Reminder gingerpaedo is an actual diagnosed schizophrenic and is sensitive about it

>>216431378
doing mdma and lsd solo in your room must be grimdark
a coke binge, i understand

eery night i walk all the way round the bed to get in the side that i like to get in
i could easily just in the side closest to the door

>>216431334
why can't we press the switch

True...

How long has 190 been pretending to do drugs for by this point?


It's actually crazy how sad this guys life is

dark at 5pm
it's over

>>216431462
>why can't we press the switch
are you retarded

I've done weed, ketamine, meth, cocaine, ecstasy, 2cb, lsd, mushrooms, nos, 25i nbome, morphine, oxycodone, valium, xanax. Wish I'd not done anything

never been in a nightclub
never done drugs
never been drunk
never go outside unless mum chaperones me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL-VUaoeJLM

TUNA

minge

>>216431334
love drukpa
mad he hasn't been doxxed yet

>>216431442
MDMA yeah I stopped that and switched to cocaine for that reason - coke was primary for room/fap until raw cock
LSD tbf I did do shit, walking out in nature mostly

>>216431491
Genuinely wish I'd never touched alcohol

Do Britishers really say press the switch?

>>216431369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hnwHMPhzVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWuu3NOEIYc

Checking the new neighbourhood graffiti
Standard gang shit been there many months now
Must be working
Lots of stuff about some boy named Noah
"Noah is Gay"
"Noah is Trans"
"Noah sucks dicks"
"Noah = Gay"
"Noah shags men"
"Noah is Gay and Trans"

Whoever this Noah kid is he sounds like a right bender

>>216431508
who's drukpa

>>216431491
she must be really proud of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYpQmKQ3CVc

blud's never missed the cookout

>>216430855
Idk but it's beautiful. As a small nose haver myself, I wish that I had a protrusive curved one.

>>216431516
yeah mate I used to have week long speedwanking sesh off coke & amphetamines
wanked until my cock wrist and shoulder was in pain and the joints on my fingers swollen and so tight I couldn't make a fist

>>216431401
stupid fuck i sat and read the book on newgate prison LAST NIGHT. i also walked and listened to my tts book on TA

idiot

>>216431517
ktim
8 years off the wagon barely a night off the sauce

>>216431542
my parents told me I've the best son they could ever hope for

>>216431540
https://x.com/kunley_drukpa?lang=en
he made that image among many other classics

I've only done them socially. I wonder what the tipping point is in going full drugmong.

>>216431491
bet you have a nice tight arsehole

>>216431564
theyre not interested in grandchildren then

>>216431554
Do you suck his cock whenever you see him?

Does he still have that power over you?

>>216431565
wheres he from

>>216431554
Edmée Daenen is the beautifulest Belgoid

>>216431608
Cheadle

>>216431608
nobody knows he's anonymous
best i can do is he lives in britain (probably)

bought a t-shirt online, it's strangling me

What's the betting on the real roots of the 'black british national' then? I'm saying Nigerian, Boko Haram territory.

>>216431617
>Edmée Daenen
resembles kreayshawn imo

>>216431553
Jesus this is me. Even got friction burns on my dick, and folliculitis

He gets so angry and calls me stupid yet he's obviously a moron himself too


Not sure who he's trying to fool

crodie call, where my crodies at

does /brit/ love welsh people

>>216429679
>If you were actually serious about a loving relationship and not just shagging you'd have put your efforts elsewhere and not with an escort service
I am trying

>>216429713
I honestly worry I have.
I've thought about her literally every day since, imagining conversations with her in my head.
Oh god

>>216431581
for me it was afters after a night out. then the afters became the whole day and the day became a before and so on

>>216431646
the last time i did that was in february. they wiped all the good porn off anyhow i dont even bother with jerking off now

this shouldn't be allowed

>>216431478
yeah

>>216431659
What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?

>>216431670
>>216431553
how did you become so obsessed with wanking off your cock

>>216431617
>>216431645
this braud i meant

>>216431673
we'll see him on neo-/brit/ in 18 years

>>216431226
you ain't been in the hood like robin

>>216431491
are you the one who gets chaperoned to the cinema

DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ESCORTS

STOP BEING STUPID

DO NOT BOOK THE SAME ONE

ONE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SHAGGED

GO AND BOOK ANOTHER ONE

THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF THEM

I have a feeling I won't get an answer to my question :/

>>216431693
the amphetamines makes you horny and you can go on for hours
one wank until climax would last me 1h to 1h30. so id have this wank, drink water and pee, smoke a cig, tinker around for ten minutes then do a line, get the urge to wank again, wank for another hour etc.
the longest i did that was for four days straight continuously with no sleep. no eating, showered once maybe, cleaned my sinuses every 6 hours, just living off water cigs and speed, with 30 tabs of porn vids opened racing through them ADHD like in a delirium state. It sounds wicked but it was actually the pinnacle of pleasure

>>216431596
done him

living in white society makes them crazier:

>More recently, it has become clear that the incidence of schizophrenia, based on standardised diagnosis and sophisticated census methods, is higher still in second-generation black Caribbeans. The largest study to date has demonstrated a ninefold higher risk of schizophrenia in UK-resident black Caribbeans

>Particularly significant factors appear to be the combination of isolation and exclusion, both within society (living in areas of low ethnic density and reduced participation in society) and within the family (family break-up and paternal separation). These factors seem to be more powerful than socioeconomic disadvantage, which is more likely to be a consequence than causal.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2418996/

>>216431660
..yh

>>216431673
she's irish diaspora and married to an asian
her baby is coveted in mongolian blue splodges

>>216431729
psc

VGH WHY DOES COKE ZERO DEHYDRATE ME NOW I NEED ANOTHER COKE ZERO

its a gherkin parade we luv drumming steady cumming

>>216431771
So what's the point of just posting here into the void?


At this point there's only a few people left here and none of them care about your daily Le Minorities Bad update


I guess it's because you've got nothing else going on?

>>216431766
This is it. Its insane when you're in it, then when you come down... just hellish

>>216431781
What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?


Also why don't you post your national socialist propaganda anymore?


Was it too much effort?


Is your new medication making you lethargic?

I’m on a train
A blank has sat opposite me
What do?

>>216431840
pre-emptive strike

when I was on wicked stimwanking bender the images and various shapes of things would start to look like vague stills of porn vids like id be browsing 4chan and the catalog vignettes would look like porn stills despite them being totally different stuff when i'd hover and expand the image. when i'd blink my eyes there was porn stills ingrained inside my eyelids. i'd look out the window and see my old neighbor in the building facing mine and it looked like they were fucking so i pulled out my binoculars to get a good look and it was just one of them standing in her living room, clothed. My brain was seeing naked people shagging everywhere, in my field of view and when i closed my eyes too

>>216431596
>>216431769
suck my cock

>>216431840
i hope you brought your stab vest

seems like every english person has heritage from a celtic diaspora, thank god mine is welsh and cornish instead of scot or irish.

m3 rocket launcher

>>216431839
>>216431811
>>216431597
>>216431651

nobody asked

>>216431867
What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?

>>216431729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQEkn6VIiJI&list=RDgQEkn6VIiJI&start_radio=1

this canadian is fucked in the head man
it's scary

>>216431882
>>216431885
What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?

>>216431771
>Particularly significant factors appear to be the combination of isolation and exclusion
so that's what turns anons into schizos? grim

>>216431882
cvp stare

high torque events are happening

>>216431855
Had this happen to me when I played Minecraft on cocaine for two days straight

>>216431334
>>216431462
>why can't we press the switch

>>216431916
>>216431918
>>216431922
What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?

>>216431917
I

>>216431766
funnily enough if you read the theories of early church fathers this fits exactly their descriptions of heaven

>>216431918
yes schizophrenia is primarily a psycho-social withdrawal into a preferred inner sanctum constructed by the schizo

might be making cupcakes tomorrow

>>216431929
corkscrew katy
>"she a real gud twista"

>>216431955
is this the new 'I was just saying this down the pub'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK5lSo1M_i0&list=RDXK5lSo1M_i0&start_radio=1

leftypol doing coke and then wanking to gay porn for 8 hours straight
rorke doing coke and then playing minecraft for 8 hours straight

goyim reeling off the jew-made psychiatric conditions
just as planned

>>216431766
that's based

me never doing coke because im good and dont know where to get it

she reel gud twisty dey vex batons, noh?

>>216431758
>DO NOT BOOK THE SAME ONE
But I told her I'm a virgin and I felt really comfortable talking to her.
Maybe I am making a huge mistake. Maybe I'm not.

it was mostly straight porn but then i strayed to crossdressers getting bummed raw and such
honestly wanking for hours is better than shagging a woman because women have a limited timer
shagging a bloke is fine because he can last but at some point the smell of poo and the self hatred that comes with realizing im inside a mans arse is too much

>>216431998
i don't believe schizophrenia is a unified disorder at all, but a broad descriptor for idiosyncratic social problems

>>216431196
>>216431196
>>216431196
New

>>216432029
How big is your dick?

someone else make the new

>>216432029
Wish you'd fuck off to /britfeel/

>>216432044
4.75 inches

>>216432040
too early retard

>>216432027
its wales
no bames there so shall avert thy eyes

>>216431729
associate this with tiktok these days

>>216430389 (OP)
I don't want my moot to get old.

>>216432061
Don't need to sign your posts mate

>>216430444
Just one.

>>216430694
Still haven't seen this.