Thread 216431196

Cloud visiting Peter in hospital edition

>>216431697
Lil Debbie is fine as all hell

This is unpostable

>>216432054
you just posted it though

no more hymens :)

>>216432044
6 inches erect, average tbqh

>>216432055
Thought dinosaurs went extinct?

>>216432039
then just say nutter
stop giving credence to fictitious disorders

10 cm and thin

wen crodie getting his trim but snappy send batty

cute russoid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z77cH3MLDk

alt new
>>216432089
>>216432089
>>216432089

pang pang getting hymen reconstruction surgery in manilla to trick the timmy she been messagin

>>216432051
more of a vnasty kind of guy (who is a lesbian btw)

theyre all wiggers

>>216432101
Why's she talking so quiet, can barely hear her here

give cats everything they need

>>216432092
nefarious thoughts

lads really out here named James oh my dayssssssss

>>216432130
What my cat *needs* is a diet but she sure ain't having it! Aha

say no to drugs stay in school

>>216432110
LOL afta a snap swc stay feeling roomy in dere
a timmy a tink ah sumadem pumpum a shape bigger :)

>Jadon Sancho is of mixed ethnicity, with his father having Jamaican and Guyanese heritage and his mother being of English descent.

White bitches make the best waggy cronem

you should never ever take antidepressants or antipsychotics

Why's she call herself V-Nasty anyways what's that all about now

>>216432183
based
they're goyim killing drugs

>>216432163
>>216432199

wen crodie spot m2

can these ugly fat fuck bastard non brit flags stop making the new thread?
fucking retarded smelly fucks honestly need fuck off

is god dead?

Just got back from 2 weeks in Japan
Flew back into Heathrow
>Fat little kids running around on the underground, scum family don't care
>People playing tiktoks and having facetime calls out loud
>Get on the central line, graffiti everywhere
>People pushing through the barriers at the station

waggydem meeting m3 shy ting for di first time. she wearin dat shein dress
rhythmic wagging visible thru cronem's nike tech bottoms

cheeky evening dunkin' for tea

>>216432232
indians are always on facetime

african women are always shouting their bongo bongo language down the phone

>>216431196 (OP)
they are lovers

What is this bollocks
Might be the final straw for me

>Leaving the ECHR won’t stop the boats, 300 organisations warn
Wonder what those orgs are haha :)

>>216432232
Timmy just got back from Japan LOL

>>216432055
these things are very very cool but they make me uncomfortable and i don't like to look at them

>>216432276
it's not hard

The current tuneage:

https://youtu.be/_2IgXXwJmro?si=Z5bgViZHE029SP7K

deleted those posts and just wanted to apologize i promised not to post rap and i stand by that.

>>216432051
there was this one female rapper from the mid 2010s that released a banger of a summer tune but I can't find her. she had black hair and blue eyes, she was on an overdoes rap groub vibe

>>216432232
getting back to paris after a trip anywhere else and coming into the airport/seeing the urban sprawl in the train home is always heartbreaking

>>216432304
>>216432247
>>216432212
>>216432155

Why do you have so many pictures of men saved on your device, lad?

>>216432304
fax

>>216432250
strait up inspeckting battydem
timmy 5 dates in, dem a get dry cheek kiss

>>216432278
ah yes the soros funded left wing ecosystem

Mad that the wordfilters are still active

baka desu senpai

>>216432126
They don't make music like that anymore... ah well

nth for the baddiedem

Just had a little cry thinking about how shit my life is

>>216432348
to post them

>>216432365
Battyboy

recently finished rebirth
what were they thinking with that whole chadley bollocks
every time i scan something, every time i kill something, every tower, every quest, this little fuckers face is just forced on me
why
what an annoying little cunt
indont need to see this cunts face every 2 fucking seconds
fuck off

>>216432397
How big is your dick?

eugenia cooney and family

>>216432250
>>216432365
You are fantasising about other mens dicks. You are gay

>>216432413
Why'd they make him look like a girl is my question
What are the Japanese up to here

>when u feel her hymen snap
mmhmm, anuva hymen sorted

bedtime <3

>>216432374
which one makes senpai?

remember deedee megadoodoo

>>216432414
Average length
Below average girth

>>216432132
nefarious thoughts

More like Eugenia Coomey awoooga

>>216432450
bai

>>216432413
he's an alright lad

rachel weisz is 55 years old
she was so fit when she was younger
unbelievably fit

Sir Roland le Fartere,
Sir Roulandus le Fartere,
Sir Rollandus le Pettus,
Sir Roland le Petour

>>216432457
Senpai

>>216432493
used to wank to her bum in enemy at the gates before we had Internet and porn

>>216432438
conniving pang pang tricked vainglorious timmy and will inherit his $130 million fortune when he carks it

>>216432428
this is also him >>216432414
he often asks questions about people's willies here

manchester as seen from liverpool cathedral 35 miles away

What are your predictions for the future

>>216432409
very very good post

>>216432493
so is bonnie blue

>>216432450
nite x

i think they should put me in charge of Doctor Who. i will save it from the abyss it is in

keir starmer always looks scared why is that
>>216432528
total rorkeification of the west

>>216432438
based!

>>216432527
flat moment

>>216432528
arsenal will win the league

>>216432510
thanks m8

>>216432521
Or maybe he loves her? Ever heard of that rorke?

>>216432413
Didn't find Chadley to be a significant presence in the game. I loved it. My only small complaint is that Corral and Cosmo Canyon have similar environments and I'm not a fan of desert areas.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS SHITHOLE HAVE TO BE FUCKING AWFUL ALL OF THE TIME???

get the kreayshawn on

>>216432548
i think it'll be a bit of back and forth but due to who's breeding within white people the rorkification will come

>>216432521
timmy is the crow and pang pang is the fox

>>216432548
What?

just tried to roll a cig for the first time in 3 years and ive forgot how to do it ended up smoking mostly paper

>>216432571
this is your sign to move to Sydney, Australia

>>216432571
>>216432571
>>216432571
>>216432571

>>216432374
there were /brit/s threads full of desu, can't believe the chon stole that from us

dont worry timmy

>>216432553
your flag reminded me of this

>>216432586
That's not good

>>216432603
climate change will destroy australia in about 30 years unfortunately.

>>216432603
Would rather throw myself in front of a train than move to fcuking Australia

sad lesbian witch

>>216432051
>cradle of filth
These rap bitches be like that?

>>216432336
mate french cities (including paris) are some of the most beautiful in the world. can understand being depressed with the demographics there but cant imagine being depressed living anywhere in france lucky sod.

>>216432493
whwn i was younger we had constant gardener on dvd
i muat have blasted to her in that about 10 times

>>216432545
Sardo!

>>216432603
mad that sydney began with a few boats full of convicts

>>216432586
and what is to become of the russians who look sort of Chinese

>>216432577
get her on my pp asap

>>216432630
the surrounding towns outside of paris are grimdark
Paris is nice but the road to get within the belt is totally grim

Jesus CHRIST

>>216432654
Mental that they literally bombed an Ariane Grande concert

Why do British folk act like this

eating chocolate and crying

>>216432652
whole lotta irish diaspora on board
they bred with the aboriginals

Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada

mad how there's massive water mountains out there

>>216432675
get an ensure in you love

>>216432608
Hiro took away our words because he feared our power

>>216432681
UM x

>>216432675
>CURSED

>>216432593
I advise you spend more time here before posting

>>216432605
*fucks worms*

>>216432675
she can't have long left. she's 30 now which is a critical age for anorexics.

Did you girlboss too close to the sun

>>216432691
What's the point in your post? Why would you come to a British mental health support forum to post meaningless gibberish?

>>216432232
Just get back to the flat Nick

>>216432577
/brit/ is a kitty pryde general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNbeS-_EEA

Oh god I have actually fallen in love with the escort

>>216432619
load of woke crap

>>216432732
fuck you

London already had a population of 1 million when Sydney was a few ramshackle shacks

>>216432605
Me when I'm trying to scroll in the bathtub but the steam makes the screen stop working so I brake the glass doo

>>216432672
i still think the shittiest parts of france mog the shittiest parts of the uk though. pretty much all of western europe has the prettiest architecture out there while we lag behind. that said when a british city looks good (eg bath) it’s about on par with or even slightly better than the rest.

>>216432732
not very nice, they're a member of the team you should be more polite

>>216432675
Youtube doctors seething she's still alive

>>216432737
I am genuinely Nick, 30 ans

>>216432732
>>216432742
shut the fuck up

>>216432605
Reminds me of Ben Stiller in Mystery Men.

>>216432770
You're not on the team by default and being abusive to me will get you banned from ever being on the team

>A nine-month-old baby has been killed in a dog attack in south-east Wales, according to Gwent Police.

was it the dog of peace again

>>216432742
timmy moment
falling for pang pang on the messaging app is another

Mental to me that Australia is even a “real country” kind of just feels like it’s a joke

wish I had mates and a gf

Mad how deep the ocean is
Wish I could get rid of all the water and put it somewhere else for a bit and then fly a helicopter through the trenches to see what mad shit the fish are up to

>>216432792
probably a welsh sheepdog

>>216432792
Is that what all the bludclart sirens were for earlier

>>216432800
I think it's a joke they just gave that land to criminal scum what were they thinking

>>216432789
when did they abuse you

>>216432811
it was never meant for us

>>216432232
coming back to England after time away in a civilised country is a real humiliation ritual
especially Heathrow - most of the people working there aren't even English
you get shouted at in broken English by some Afreekan at the passport gates, Indians driving those passenger carts milling around all over the place, its horrible

Pang Pang's secured Timmy's wealth

I'm expected to believe there's physical cables sat on the sea floor that beam data from one side of the world to the other in milliseconds? Pull the other one mate it's got bells on.

>>216432811
had mates and a gf and traded it for alcohol and cocaine

>>216432816
its not that deep

think the damage was done in the world wars
the government encroached on every facet of life and never gave any of it back

wish i was pang pang

>>216432835
It’s e gates you don’t get shouted at.

>>216432836
as you secure the rope around your luh neck
it gon quicksnap x

>>216432835
You're literally a Timmy who spends time in GookWorld

>>216432835
this isn't true though

Don't think I'll be here for much longer. I'm so tired and want to sleep.

got mates and had gfs but deep down I know the gf life was never meant for me

>>216432861
they put bells on the cables to make the fish not eat them

>>216432742
have a wank

There is an international flavour to a frenzied stabbing
Undeniable at this point
That particular genre of crime

The thing is, what can you do about it? There isn't anything you can do about it
And the cause is so complicated

>>216432890
Got your rope yet?

>>216432861
they've got jelly in them

>>216432835
biggest shock to me when coming back to england was the unbelievable amount of rubbish everywhere and i mean everywhere

>>216432875
before you get to the gates there are two paths one for e gates and one for "all other passports"
there is always two black or indian women there shouting at people coming in
what it must make people think of this country i do not know

£1000 laptop
only used it for /brit/ and youtube so far
money well spent!

The UK failed their multiculturalism experiment because of their necessity for edible food, thus requiring the import of foreign cultures to feed their citizens

Fat fucks

>>216432811
just have to make peace with being alone
just not meant to be
nothing you can do about it
just go with the flow, stop struggling

>>216432835
>you get shouted at in broken English by some Afreekan at the passport gates, Indians driving those passenger carts milling around all over the place, its horrible
yes, unfortunately my experience today. Unfortunately seems to be happening overseas too. Most of the konbini staff were indian or bangladeshi

>>216432924
graphics card?

>>216432924
i have a thinkpad worth 1/10th that and i can do everything i want

>>216432826
You in Monmouthshire lad. I'm not.

>>216432890
>Don't think I'll be here for much longer
thank god

>>216432930
>British food is... le bad!!!
Unironically

>>216432882
would rather live out my days in "gookworld" than the shithole this country has become

>>216432882
LOL
konichiwa'ing his weak ahh thru dat musty gook brothel thinking he james bond or sumn

Her farts up my nostrils.

A couple of lads have roped me into doing speeddating.

>>216432930
that looks like fucking shit mate

He's sat in his smelly bedroom thinking about those mars bars and getting upset about the fall of western civilization lmfao

>>216432936
>>216432834
>>216432811
None of you have ever made any real effort to have a social life

>>216432948
You will never have white kids mate.

>>216432875
yes you do, someone is paid to shout all day

>>216432950
5060

doing pushups to save the kingdom

>>216432919
yeah it's so funny that we just choose to be shit
>yeah let's just have litter and chewing gum and leaves everywhere
>let's make our roads out of the shittest materials possible
>let's make our buildings really shit and space-inefficient
>let's have crowded residential streets with cars everywhere
like it's completely wrong

>>216432996
i have. i've been playing a sport for almost two years now and achieved fuck all

All the ADHD apps to help with productivity are just fucking scams they all say free and then when you install it you basically have to buy the subscription else nothing works they are fucking profiting off my disorder no one does anything just because it’s the right thing anymore it’s always about money and profits

>>216432924
you could make double that back with just the webcam on it

Grey poupon? More like gay poop-on.

>>216432948
>Most of the konbini staff were indian or bangladeshi
noticed this as well in tokyo
will try to go to some of the smaller cities or towns when i go next time to get away from it all

>>216432990
It's British food

>Parents pull 70 pupils out of primary school after classrooms are used to teach adult migrants.
>Dozens of youngsters were pulled out of classes by furious parents after migrants were being taught English in the same building during school hours.

Parents used to have to get a DBS check just to attend school trips in my day, now look at the state of things

>>216433021
What sport

considering performing a masturbatory act

>>216432984
genuinely can't think of anything more humiliating, drop out immediately

>>216433024
ummy

>>216433023
just get on the amphetamines and shut your fat mouth

confused pink witch

>>216432936
this. not everyones life is the same. comparing yourself to others is both narrow minded and a selfish way of thinking.

>>216433044
tennis and before that i did judo

>>216432984
humiliation ritual

... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Solo A Star Wars Story on iTV2 on TV in home ...

>>216432919
this is one thing you can’t even just blame on bames. loads of english people litter and not just chavs or low class, people seem to think it’s okay for some bizarre reason. not sure what leads to the mindset of ‘ill chuck my rubbish on the floor and make my home and the environment shittier and uglier instead of wait for a bin’ they’re hardly scarce are they.

all lesbians are witches

>>216432997
Actually going to have one with my blonde haired wife next year
You? Ripping farts into your creaky ikea gaming chair in your smelly childhood bedroom

>>216433023
adhd doesn't exist, it's a successful scam to take money from and influence dumb goyim who endlessly love to talk about themselves

cant do anything now because of browns and blacks
thanks boris

I was diagnosed with borderline personality dispersed and narcissistic personality disorder which makes my adult ADHD that much harder to deal with

I tried speed dating once because I was bored and it's just autistic women who have that weird faux-enthusiasm that primary school teachers have
performative failed female normies? something like that

>>216433075
he loves his rule of thirds

hn having a melty again is he

>>216433078
irish lesbian witch took me to a seance at work night out last month

>>216432984
omg imagine the utter normiecattle who attend such dross

>>216433058
All the ones on line contain meth so I don’t want to

>>216433090
but did you get laid

>>216433061
Do you ever think about what your life would be like if you didn't get raped by your brother?

>>216433090
>performative failed female normies
corr

>>216432414
>>216432525
screaming

>>216433087
I'd hate to be a narcissist seems like the worst of the major disorders. I might actually prefer borderline and psychopathy to it

HOLY DIVAH

>>216433018
agree but leaves on the floor are nice

>>216433063
Well that's a shame
I would try literally everything though for a month at a time or something, and if you can't see it going anywhere with someone there just leave and go on to the next thing

>>216432882
>[Deleted]
>>216432963
>[Deleted]

started fin + min almost a year ago and had amazing results in the first few months but its stayed the same for ages and now it looks like it's falling out again i think it's truly over this time lads

also ive had like 7 wanks this year

>>216433075
Lush de lads, simply lush living

>>216433111
sounds based tbf

>>216433118
haha nah this was back during my virgin neet days years ago where I'd only leave the house for free stuff (like the pub the speed dating was let us have 3 free alcoholic drinks so I was really only there for the free beer)

>>216433075
youre from perekrestok arent you

>>216433090
i think of the type of person i am, then think if i would consider doing speed dating what kind of weirdo freak women would consider doing it
then that puts me off

janny's struck him down

mental how much better my anxiety got when I just refused to take it seriously anymore

>>216433137
makes you think

>>216433138
try Dutasteride?

>>216433137
they both said the same slur

>>216433135
i feel like a month isn't enough either. so many people join and quit within that period. my biggest issue is that everyone is just too busy. past a certain age it becomes impossible to find friends and a gf because everyone is taken, has to work and a bunch of other shit to do

>>216433138
tried minoxidil and finasteride for 2 days and it made my face swell up
had to stop using it
bought a whole years supply of it as well like a fucking mong

>>216433079
enjoy cleaning up shit and having the smell lingering around at all hours of the day

hah! couldnt be me

sancho putting his cap backwards because hes about to be heinous

>>216433197
what slur

>>216433007
what games do you like?

>>216433219
rather not say

never actually done speed dating but my understanding is there's one lad all the women clearly want and you just have to dance like a good little monkey for her while she sits there clearly waiting to talk to the king lad

>>216433233
what why, too coward huh?

>>216433148
she was very tall and fit

>>216433203
you get along with some of them at least? Might be enough social interaction desu.

honestly not sure I care about having mates, would be fine with just a gf though not having any mates would probably be a massive turn off for any woman

>>216433248
you'll set the janny on me

speed dating?
i'd be better off speed wanking

*takes a sip of Horlicks from a "Worlds Greatest Shitposter" mug*

speed dating seems weird, only times I've become close with girls is just being friends first and it just progressed, i've never had some formal arranged date ever either

>>216433276
mmmalty

wish i could be normal with drinking
wouldnt mind a drinks cabinet with lots of fancy whiskies
or having a small glass of wine with dinner every now and then

>>216433263
sure, there's a few i play with every week but as i said they're all busy on the days we're not playing. they have to travel a lot, have families, health issues and so on. if i stopped playing tennis i would never see them again

>Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo show off matching "Wicked: For Good" tattoos

um
UM

>>216433138
tried min a month ago and feeling some growth back, but didn't get finn cause I didn't want to risk bigger chebs and killing my sperm count

>>216433138
I tried Fin two years ago, gave me bad side effects, stopped after a few days
I've ordered Minoxidil, gonna see my GP first though

>>216433056
>>216433074
Hoping I can find a gf before then.

>>216433269
i know :D

>>216433302
Wow. Awe inspiring!

[Jim Carrey in 'The Mask' voice] Somebody stop me!

black pinkie in your area

I met my gf at tesco
she worked there and I wanted to know where the birthday candles were and she went (in a really flirtatious voice/way) "oh, is it someone's birthday?" and then she realised how she said it and immediately apologised
instantly fell in love with her and asked her out on a date in a manic flurry
now we've been together for over 3 years

>>216433342
can't be posting that
NO ponies in the bort

>>216433363
>>216433363
>>216433363
New

>>216433341
girl control it

>>216433359
I don't believe this happens

>>216433369
I don't want to be rainbow dash she's a lesbian

making yourself rarity is insane

>>216433341
Wonder if they would mind me getting a matching tattoo as well

when ur in the barber chair getting your hair cut do you close your eyes

>>216433341
I feel bad for Ariana. She's clearly not recovered from the Manchester incident.

Also think they secretly lez out behind the scenes.

>>216433281
How do you become friends with girls?

>>216433378
Janny!

>>216433391
and you're not?
>>216433392
I look like her

its too hot in here

>>216433403
I do because I want to indicate that I'm not interested in conversation

>>216433341
They're both so ugly it's actually crazy

it's always them
happens so often we forget most of them
https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2022/january/attacker-at-arndale-centre-in-2019-sentenced-for-stabbing-five-people/

might join one of those travelling freak shows and be "The Man Who's Never Shagged" and people will come from miles around to pay a shilling to gawp at me

>>216433369
why is cornwall the yellow one
where is wales

the entire area from my willy to my asscrack just smells foul in a thousand different ways
like its rotting or something
yet its peng

>>216433411
what do you mean

>>216433478
I've never had a female friend

>>216433477
cor, love that own-brand sweaty taint smell

>>216433433
ive had the same essex woman do my hair at the barbers for years and now i feel obligated to come up with inane conversation with her even though i really really dont want to

>>216433471
10th time you've asked this
stressing me out

solidarity with all evropeans but especially the bretons since they are literally our kin

>>216433433
You keep them closed the entire time?

>>216433454
You have to be interesting for people to want to see you

>>216433423
not sure I'm a lesbian as such

we all know the train stabber is just gonna get sectioned and everyone carries on until the next one

>>216433477
bottle that smell up and sell it to the chinese as a herbal remedy

>>216433501
answer the question braindead mong
you made the image so you should be prepared to share your reasoning

>>216433498
i just rubbed it and the smell is so special, like rubber or something
wish you could smell it x

>>216433502
>our
You are English

in WW1 women would go around giving white feathers to men to call them cowards for not enlisting
let's just say those bints are lucky I wasn't around back then

>>216433499
Just close your eyes.
>>216433505
As soon as I sit down until he says "finished".

>>216433536
Yes. And they are Cornish people who went to France. Our kin

>>216433495
Alright
>>216433538
now we know they were right not to although I imagine if I was alive back then I'd likely join up sadly

>>216433533
I found it on the you know what board

>>216433547
I really want to just seems rude

hes so long:)

>>216433564
no you didnt why are you avoiding answering me

>>216433581
NEED to pick up that cat

>>216433558
Don’t think you understand what the word kin means

>>216433584
I'm gonna have a panic attack if you don't stop messaging me.

>>216433602
its a simple question just provide your reasoning omds

>>216433302
>>216433341
*mogged by the gyaldem*

>>216433561
I'm a sniveling little worm so it wouldn't work on me

right well I've literally run out of things to do so I think I'll just go to bed

>>216432089
>>216432089
>>216432089
recycle

>>216433618
do you feel proud making someone cry over the internet?

The young Black man's actions were reportedly influenced by the devastating impact of Hurricane Melissa in Jamaica. The inadequate response and lack of meaningful aid from the British government left many affected individuals unable to recover from the destruction. Consequently, he was driven into a life of hardship and crime-circumstances that were not of his choosing. This absence of support fostered deep resentment, which ultimately contributed to his violent outburst on the train, allegedly triggered further by a racially charged remark from a bystander. It is arguable that, had the British government provided sufficient assistance in the aftermath of the hurricane, such tragic events might have been prevented.

>>216433634
ah yeah the feather thing wouldn't work on me i'm too spergy I just imagine I would have joined up myself without it, blessed were those men who chose not to fight

>>216433629
The leaks of puppiwi’s OF indicate she doesn’t so much as get her chebs out. Meanwhile I’ve seen soogsx’s ringpiece.

>>216433684
soogs is baddiedem for a reason