Thread 216436401

Brexit edition

>>216436401 (OP)
I love british culture but I can't stand british "people".

What does brexit mean?

>>216436413
>>216436427
>>216436435
Fuck off jfs

>>216436446
what's jfs

asian food would be alright if the bastards didn't sneak fish sauces into even non-seafood dishes, makes everything taste like cat food

Just call a mate to get a pub visit arranged, he said moshi moshi at me, I said I dialled the wrong number
Fuck him, little spacker weasel

>>216436401 (OP)
oh shit, is it 2017 again!?

>>216436417
anal sex, preferably

>>216436483
talk of brexit began in either 2015 or 2016 I remember, man it was in the news cycle for so long it was boring hearing people still speak about it

get in

>>216436473
little faggot can't handle fish sauce lmao. Stick to the australian slop like wagonwheels and chico rolls

i'm an autistic incel and everyone thinks i'm gay

nth for the gyaldem

>>216436509
aussie meat pies are better than new zealand ones so shut your mouth

Britain is 'chopped' as they say

>>216436532
literally nobody in the world agrees with you. It's like saying the sky is green, it's not worth debating because it is evident for anyone and that opinion can only come from ignorance or sensory issues.

>>216436507
America the beautiful

>>216436565
Yeah well you're a wog

>>216436584
thats the best you got? wow, I thought British people could bant, stick to the spotted dick and pints of arsehole slime

>>216436565
really i just said it because i wanted to start a fight but the bruces have shown their true colours here today (it's yellow btw)

>>216436597
you're actually a brown skinned wog though

>>216436509
wouldn't say being able to "handle" fishy tastes is a mark of status, that's the sort of accolade you reserve for things like spice tolerance, and i do love a big of spicslop

Why's it called brexit if they stayed in the same exact place

Not much of an exit yeah?

>>216436599
*grabs your dihh and passionately looks into your good eye*

we are saving the nigerian christians. we are bring crusaderism to africa. they will retake the holy land for christ. truly, the meek will be strong again

>>216436583
something you will never do

>>216436626
accidentally profound post from an american

>>216436644
Yeah I prefer the west coast sorry
Like going outside, me

>>216436622
>this pussy is too fishy
>this mango is too juicy
>this crayfish is too buttery

>Amazon app is telling me my package is not too far away and will be delivered tomorrow
>actual USPS website is telling me it’s in Memphis, Tennessee, far out of the way from where I am
Confusing as hell, usually the USPS website is more accurate than the Amazon app and tells me it’s closer than what the in-app tracking tells me.

>>216436651
I'm 1/8th Scottish and 1/8th Irish, what can I say

>>216436679
normal service resumed i see

>>216436619
upset you that does it?

>>216436677
Don't forget to wash your hands after opening the package

>>216436660
Enjoy

rorke's da on a mentalness

wish I had a sister I could fuck

I've just realized that Quentin might be the poo seal guy

>>216436703
That dude's got a pussy

>>216436679
What else are you spic? german? moldovan?

Life in Japan: I went shopping at a nearby supermarket.
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I’m 50 years old Japanese man. I have sleep disorder, feel loneliness, emptiness.
Askjapan • 6 minutes ago

bro going through it
I'M ROOTING FOR YOU JIJIIII

going to the UK for a month next April. Gonna bash your nans and piss in your water supplies.

>>216436726
is this nigga japanese tim

>>216436719
German, Swedish, Native American, and Spanish. An honorary person of color, me

>>216436747
black as ash

>>216436747
>Native American, and Spanish
kindly remove yourself from this thread

The fat man is back
The fat man is back
The fat man is back
The fat man is back
The fat man is back

>some guy terrorising UK residents
>people living in fear
>it's some skinny 12 year old on a bike
lmao, you cunts is so weak. We get huge samoans trying to bash us over here and we weave and fight back. Little pussies. If those little runts tried that shit over here we'd kick them up the arse and send them packing, not whinging to the sun about immigration.

>>216436758
Got called a racist in Gregg's for using my slang but promptly explained to them that I am also a coloured folk like themselves

am a victim of systemic racism me

I'm 25% Native American therefore I believe I am owed some sort of financial compensation

racists be like
>you're not white if you 1% black #1droprule
but then also be like
>you're less than half native therefore you aren't really native, you just a white person larping lol #notthe1droprule

>>216436801
Seig fukkin heil g

just had sex with gfberg and then ate a slice of cake and drank a cup of milk

Niggas iffy uh Blicky got the stiffy uh

>>216436858
SEIG FUK DA NUK WHEN THE BIRD CHIRP OUROUROUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUMZ1OIOY4

Might kill myself

Feeling a bit niggardly about Nigerians lads.

>>216436874
This guy's definitely only 1/8th (12.5%) tbqh

>>216436941
She told him to kill himself because no sane man would simp over this absolute munter

>>216436938
Don't they claim American Indian ancestory to get passed dei laws? Same thing with that politician

what goes in a good beef stew other than beef and carrots and onions

So if you wear a Jewish star necklace that's cool and all but god forbid you wear a Jewish star on your sleeve oh nooo the horror

>>216436998
what on allah's sandy earth are you on about

Need Emma Watson to fart on my face.

peter
the horse is here

keir starmer (the prime minister) said he hates gamers and will oppress them

>>216437051
Haha great episode

why hasn't are nhs thrown mouselad into a padded cell and thrown away the key?

never goon

AI and automation are both based

replayed FTL and had fun

decided to look up the two devs who made it to see what they're up to and learned one of them trooned out

>>216437102
good post

Winter is icumen in,
Loudè sing, “Whee!”
Frostè gripeth hard the fin,
Icè on the lee.

Groweth naught, the wood is bare,
Herdmen bloweth on their hair,
Chillè windè snareth snell,
Icè falleth fell.

Refrain:
Eya! Eya! Now sing we so,
By fire’s light and candle-glow.

Snowe upon the holmè white,
Wolfè howleth in the night,
Barnè closè, doorè fast,
Winter holdeth all aghast.

Ale is warm, and hearts are near,
Men and maidens drawen cheer.
While the storm doth rave and roar,
Blessèd be the hearthè’s core!

Refrain:
Eya! Eya! Now sing we so,
By fire’s light and candle-glow.

*does a men'al dance*

Bongman

im letting out some nasty farts right now, they smell like stale piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu8sopT__Nw&list=OLAK5uy_n2yycWsD2wIPz8mW8i4UhQ3VwtPUA-_jI&index=4

nappy poo attack

>>216437327
Bones is shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgeDWBD7FJk

*slides into /brit/ on knees*

might put something up me bum

>>216437398
*puts my hand on your shoulder and gives you a cheeky smile*

wordle in 3
connections perfect with purple first
bandle in 1
mini crossword in 32 seconds

*think that the guy who slid into the thread on his knees was really cool so I walk out and slide back in again but I'm wearing shorts while he was wear trousers and I scrape the fuck out of my knees*

>>216437411
*puts my hand on your shoulder and pulls out an uno reverse card*

one time ron mael did that with a guitar in front of me

wow that was a stinker
offensive really
might have another sniff to make sure

Is this your card?
*pukes from anxiety*

>>216437380
completely inconsequential given that he's not even rapping on that track.

they do be like that

Oh now hell. Forgot what I was going to post. It was a banger whatever it was.

>>216437541
Button doesn't work

Oh yeah I remember now. The scientific atom is different from the philosophical atom. The scientific atom is composed of subatomic particles such as protons, electrons, quarks, bosons, etc. the philosophical atom is indivisible, and is composed of nothing smaller than itself.

Punk was doomed from the start. No way it would get big and not get integrated into the machine. So you end up with bands that adopt the sound and aesthetic but nothing else.

Just did slow and intimate doggystyle sex with a Vietnamese woman as reparations for the Vietnam war

I was addicted to drank, oxys, yerks, xanax, all forms of hydros (lortab, norco, vicodin). dilaudid, opanas and morphine was when i was in peak addiction/tolerance. luckily in my day opiates were plentiful, docs were givin them out like candy so fent wasnt super common like it is now, u could find it but it was hard, first time hearing/seeing fent was from those patches. once actavis stopped making drank and doctors shut the opiate gates, I lost homies because of heron, pills were harder to find and were more expensive so niggas scored heron bundles for the same price of some pills, that gave them a abetter bang for their buck since shit was more powerful and lasted longer. had some of my niggas start by smoking tar, then sniffin and smoking pure until they finally slammed that shit and unfortunately pass. only thing that saved me from my addiction was getting locked up for a while. at the time we all lied to our selves sayin we wasnt addicted but we was clucks, getting high all day everyday means u addicted, these YN fried fuckin with them fake ass fent yerks.

>>216437597
Maaan that's crazy

>>216436417
her tail is too high

good lads. get rid of that light pollution

going to tell the kids this was system of a down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lHOKA-1C20

>>216437640
woke nonsense

>>216437558
it's a trick button
haha

Not even 7PM and it's already pitch black outside

Not a fan of this time change thing. Someone should change it back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo2C7J18fBw&list=RDwo2C7J18fBw&start_radio=1

>living in mountain time
woke nonsense

Toes are cold

any Garys in?

>>216437630
Lmfao

>>216437634
some of the LED streetlights installed in my city turned out to be defective. they turned purple after a couple years. city still hasn't replaced them. looks like shit. apparently this was a manufacturing issue between 2017-2019. why they are still in service i don't know. they can't be that expensive.

>>216437684
the perfect gf

>>216437684
wonder how mutes function in everyday life, people treat me like a freak for being quiet

Nowt wrong with being fat sorry lads but that's the world now

>>216437726
skill issue