Thread 216437032

What now?

>>216437032 (OP)
The fucker running this shit could at least have made me a millionaire

Someone deliberately programmed my nigger life just to mock me

Please kill whoever is overseeing this simulation.

Tell the guy running it that we need more smartass incel trad larpers on Twitter and 4chan

>>216437061
No antisemitism in this thread, please.

>*may* be key evidence
>now that you *know*
can't even read headlines

>>216437071

>[Insert any law of physics here] because....IT JUST DOES OK

>>216437032 (OP)
Science being 2,000 years behind Religious metaphysics as always

>>216437032 (OP)
>What now?
in your country?

>>216437103
though the theory that bigger bodies create disruption in optimal particle route through space makes sense, but to find that out youd have to be some kind of nerd

>>216437032 (OP)
>that hole
would

>>216437032 (OP)
Pop science was a mistake

>>216437032 (OP)
Im coming for you fuckers and putting you in here with me.

>>216437032 (OP)
Posting twitter show auto ban

>>216437032 (OP)
someone new to blame for everything wrong with my life, nice

>>216437057
>>216437058
>>216437061
>uh oh, they're mad hehe

>>216437032 (OP)
what do you want us do?
let's have breakfast in about like 3 hours or just play some eu5

>>216437071
>>216437103
>>216437154
its why they are called fundamental

>>216437032 (OP)
Tell the devs to patch the fucking spawning in China, any time I tried to spawn as a Chinese female, the game kept crashing at the 9 month loading screen.
I decided to pick being a white guy in the US instead because of it.
FIX YOUR SHIT

>>216437032 (OP)
where is my promised real world credit ive been playin for twenty years now

>>216437080
>>216437085
kek

>>216437032 (OP)
But how does this affect my nigger life in Bostiland?

>>216438885
I'm not panicking about black holes, we're going to be cannibalized by another galaxy in a billion years anyway.

>>216437032 (OP)
I fucking hate popsci and popsci journalists especially.
t. did hep theory in grad school

>>216439015
Not cannibalized just fused

simulate me a gf then

Just so you can understand my utter hatred for these reddittards and their nonsense, let me pull up a random journal article and translate it to popsci speak.
>Jet production at electron-positron colliders at next-to-next-to leading order in QCD.
>Scientists predict the nature of atoms by creating antimatter.

>>216439015
The probability of it happening is really low during the merge, but it would be cool if another star came near our solar system, briefly captured earth with its gravity, and then flung it away into deeper interstellar space, turning it into a rogue planet. I was always fascinated by rogue worlds.

>>216437032 (OP)
"Universe is a simulation" is just religion for people who want to replace God with a computer programmer.

>>216439312
Nah it's Galactic Cannibalism, our nearest galaxy is bigger than us and will absorb us

>>216439383
I'm sure you can replicate this in Universe Sandbox, virtually any time you touch anything the Earth goes bye bye into the void.

>>216439379
Honestly part of what I blame for the rise in anti-science sentiment here in the states.

>>216439015
>>216439443
>le new science says now it's 10 billion years instead of 4 billion years before we have a 50% chance of colliding with Andromeda

Literally nothing burger. We have to worry more about the sun expanding and frying us way earlier than that.

>>216437032 (OP)
we live in a big simulation vidya game

>>216437032 (OP)
He missed a verb
I don't get why everything in science requires evidence but most everyone takes simulation hypothesis as a fact with none

>>216437032 (OP)
The show is fake.
The pain is real.

>>216437032 (OP)
what if those who simulating us are being simulated?

>>216437032 (OP)
Behold, the new nothingburger.

>>216437057
Yeah this. If we're in a simulation then I should be able to access console commands somehow right?

I want to torture that ayy shitskin for eternity who coded my miserable nigger life

>>216437032 (OP)
Simulation theory is just gnosticism for fedora tippers.

>>216438885
us being in a black hole is retarded
unless they want to say that ultimately black holes are gates to other places in a more masssive universe, but even then they're going to have to constantly work with less and less matter and energy
it's a doomed affair

There's no difference between saying that the universe is a computer simulation and saying the universe is a song by the divine bard fmroicklbaxpt but suddenly that's too silly

Are there actually people out there who unironically believe in simulation theory? I thought it was just a joke thing
>omg life is like a hecking video game hahaha
Like, what proof is there actually?

>>216442568
the monotony of it all, like a program.

>>216442595
>monotony
Huh?

>>216442420
we might be able to if we actually figure out this is a simulation. then it's just a matter of time to figure out how it works and we can begin to alter it. and then you will be a wizard.

>>216437032 (OP)
...a simulation run by OpenAi's data centers

Why did the overseer decide to give me my shitty nigger incel evil life to me in particular?

>>216439443
Umm science says that galaxy is expanding, thus it means that galaxies get further away from each other, how could then they collide, huh?

I have no arse and I must shit

>>216437032 (OP)
It's either a simulation or we're just alone in the universe.
There's no conclusive proof of anything related to space or how universes exist though. Just working models of what we understand and observe through established theories like gravity or black holes.
In a few years or decades or centuries, there's also a tiny possibility that the working model of how we understand space, gravity, time all together could be proved to be wrong.

We'll never know.

>>216437032 (OP)
I like how one single image can both mind break conspiracy atheist retards and braindead theist.

>>216443572
Life might actually be cool and not make me want to kms.

>>216443759
>the overseer
It's probably just a series of dice rolls rather than anything deliberate.

>>216447635
me on the right

>>216437032 (OP)
"simulation" could literally mean just about anything
oh yea gravity must be "made by math and calculations" sure but that doesnt imply we live in a computer it just means the world is probably defined by math, and math is just a way of observing and predicting the rules that govern everything

>Vopson explores the idea that gravitational attraction effectively reduces information entropy—in other words, it enforces computational order on information chaos
wow its literally saying NOTHING of substance, they just threw some big words around to fit a narrative and none of what they're saying really means anything, you might aswell be saying
>1+1=2, therefore you should be letting the black trans womanx of color ODing on heroin into your home when she's scratching on your door

how do you even simulate awareness? I don't mean consciousness but the experience of consciousness

I like the theory that the universe is in a black hole because that made perfect sense to me when I smoked weed a few weeks ago

>>216437032 (OP)
>our model of the universe doesn't work because... IT'S ALL A SIMULATION!!!!
holy fuck modern "intellectuals" are literally just children

If what we live in is a simulation, then a simulation is just reality. The difference is meaningless

>>216442420
nigga afaic (as far as I am concerned) you're a non entity and only the people I interact with and met because of fate might at all be real people. I can only be sure I am real and to be honest I'm nutty enough at this point to think that chasing something really, really fucking hard and establishing memetic dominance about what I want to do and how I want to do it that it will actually happen.

>>216454491
litscherallee this.
>uh but what if... matter doesn't like exist?!
nigga you can jerk off alright with that ephemeral cock emanating into your rendered pants like a level 3 boar ..

>>216454491
This, it will be run on base reality hardware which is real physical stuff making calculations rearranging physical states. Fully real.

>>216454836
Wat

>>216445718
Anon, WTF
I cn't imagine a bigger existential pain

poo

>>216457067
so killer games are killing actual physical people

and 2d girls are real too

Simulation ritual

>>216437032 (OP)
>may
>suggests

>>216437032 (OP)
oh my heckerino science

>>216437032 (OP)
It's all a simulation so stop caring if brown people keep coming into your country chud!!!