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>>216438468 (OP)
That's nuts

AI ahh new

y'all nibbas mad corny

Labubu is the new beanie baby

>>216438479
>i will NEVER make a new but I will complain if no one else does it
same, brother

remember skibidi toilet

>>216438518
Some of the 1st gen beanie babies actually became valuable because of toy collectors

So far what SNAP recipients are saying:

- “I’m having to use my own cash now to buy food.”

- “I couldn’t go out this weekend because I had to pay for food.”

- “I have to be aware of the cost of items before putting them in the cart.”

- “I’m buying store brands and cutting coupons.”

>>216438537
i remember the song with the bitch with the guitar

USDA certified organic fair trade free range gluten free LGBT-allied tax-exempt labubu

>>216438511
That pic is like 15 years old and Dylan Roof wasn't there

Furby

>>216438568
detective columbo over here

>>216438557
white people are going to owe black people a big apology when this thing ends. they'll owe SNAP + interest too.

>>216438581
There faaaaar more white people on food stamps than black people

*late 2000s dance music starts playing*

>>216438601
numerically yes, but not disproportionate to their percentage of the population.

13/50

weak boners

Why do people call it food stamps, isnt it just a card now?

>>216438621
tradition

Indonesia has a population of over 280 million people.
The city of Jakarta has over 11 million people in it.

>>216438606
> Promiscuous girl, wherever you are
>I'm all alone, and it's you that I want

>>216438557
Oh snap!

>>216438621
stamp is an acronym

>>216438557
are coupons even a thing anymore? everything is just "points" now

I hope my nigga Latrell is doing OK without his EBT

>>216438635
Where is the Indonesian diaspora

>>216438653
I think you're thinking of SNAP

Wonder if I would feel bad if i had to kill a bunch of people

>>216438579
One more thing...

>>216438682
Depends on if it's a self-defense situation

>>216438679
I think they like their country 2bh

I always found it odd that China looked at postmodern western goyslop culture and thought “wow, we should strive for that”

>>216438700
wow wtf a brown pipo who don't want to leave their country en masse???

There are more people on food stamps in America than Canada has people

>>216438702
They didn't really, they were just smart enough to recognize that traditional communism is a death sentence and the only way they could improve their standard of living and global position was to play the same game as everyone else. They realized you have to give people individual motivation in order to work hard, they won't do it just for the sake of some far-gone revolution.

>>216438721
and a yuuuuge chunk of them are illegal aliens that came in under biden

>>216438711
Indonesians are more asian than they are indo. They're industrious people with a strong sense of place and culture.

Indo needya to suck my dick

Why does the death penalty take so long? Why do people sit in prison for 15, 20 years after being sentences to death before they actually get executed?

Why so many Americans in /pol/?

Wasted the entire day award

The Principality of Outer Baldonia is a defunct micronation that claimed sovereignty over approximately 4 acres (16,000 m2) of Outer Bald Tusket Island, the southernmost of the Tusket Islands off the southern tip of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia.[1][2]

Founded in 1949 by American businessman Russell Arundel,[3] the principality had a charter, a flag, currency,[4] passports, and an organized military. Its membership consisted of 69 fishermen.[5] All citizens of the principality who caught a Bluefin tuna and paid a $50 fee were accorded the rank of prince.[citation needed] Its government officials included Prince of Princes Russell Arundel, Chancellor Elson Boudreau, and Ambassador Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary Ron Wallace.[6]:68 The text of the Charter of Outer Baldonia is preserved in the Yarmouth County Museum.[1][7]

After the Soviet state publication Literaturnaya Gazeta published a critique of the charter of Outer Baldonia, Outer Baldonia declared war on the Soviet Union on March 9, 1953.[6]

mass shooting in ohio

>>216438794
goddamn white people

Watching destiny watching asmongold watching hasan

life becomes very empty when you hate women. there’s no reason to do anything if you’re not trying to impress a woman

lowkey hoping for societal collapse this Christmas. i ask every year but just get chocolates and sweatpants instead.

>>216438724
They deliberately structured their society around nihilistic consumerism. They’ll go extinct in misery surrounded by gadgets, fast food. and toys.

>>216438842
You shouldn't hate women but they shouldn't be your priority either

How is your mother doing?

>>216438866
Probably just bones at this point.

>>216438866
To shreds

>>216438765
Because they want to get some suffering out of them before they have to kill them.

>>216438866
Old and constantly stoned

Defrauding the government is good

There was a time when entire western societies basically ran on the oil extracted from whales.

ayo imagine /cum/ in 30 years buncha old ass gramps talking bout dey back pain

>>216438905
you can't defraud the government because it's not entitled to anything in the first place. it can't own anything, ergo anything you "take" from it was never really the government's to possess in the first place.

I don't get why we go through the trouble of buying execution drugs for hundreds of dollars to kill death row inmates when a bullet to the head costs mere cents and is exponentially more effective

>>216438916
When you think about it no one really owns anything

>>216438947
I own your mom's vagina

>>216438953
Prove it show me the deed

>>216438961
Show me the carfax

what a chad

>>216438992
>if only you knew how bad things really are

I grew up in a mormon household.

Caballo

The Calgary Stampede, Canada's largest rodeo, had been associated with pancake breakfasts since 1923 when a local rancher began serving pancakes from his camp stove during the festivities to anyone who came by. The tradition soon became for local businesses and charities across Calgary and Edmonton to host breakfasts for their employees, customers, and others during the Stampede and K-Days. Likewise with Westerner Days in Red Deer, etc. Besides the fairs and rodeos, pancakes are also widely served on Canada Day, including at the Alberta Legislature.

Tiramisu was invented in the 1960s.

No one on earth had ever drunk a Margarita or eaten a Fajita in 1930.

You can just create traditions.

>>216439066
man canadians sure love their flapjacks

>>216439079
How else would traditions exist

>>216439105
jews

The concept of doctors was always strange to me
Like I'm just supposed to go to a stranger who pretends to care about my health idk just never sat right with me

>>216439114
Someone needs be there to surgically remove the foreign objects you get stuck in your ass

>>216439114
Do you do all of your own vehicle maintenance

>>216439127
My car isn't myself

I'm a deracinated global citizen I have no people, no culture, and that's a good thing

>>216439142
But you don't know how to maintain everything in your body either, do you?

>>216439170
Health problems only really come with age, and by that point you're better off just letting it kill you

>>216438973
>high mileage
>multiple owners
>plenty of accidents
>title: salvage only

yikes

>First "friends"
>Then coworkers
>Now family
Why has everyone betrayed me this past year? Are they just stressed out by the economy?

>>216439079
When the Margarita comes out sizzlin'

>>216439212
nobody betrayed you schizo

>>216439212
>everyone else is the problem

>>216439212
Maybe you're just an ass

>>216438468 (OP)
is it true that america is high crime and you guys don't have public transport there and everything is super expensive and everything is car centric and you have to commute for hours a day and there are zombies walking on the street?

I honestly have no point of reference but judging by pictures on the internet, the nicest places are
japan > russia/belarus > mexico > europe >>> usa > canada

>>216439079
I think it's fair to say something that's been eaten for 65 years qualifies as a tradition.

You don't really see parades anymore much

>>216438511
What the fuck is that neck?

all the Trad Caths i’ve met have been Neo-Nazis….

based…

>>216439250
Sounds like you're the problem

>>216439250
My city has a parade every uear

Nanaimo Bars were invented in the 1950s and are unquestionably a Canadian tradition. Arguably more Canadian than poutine since the latter is "French Canadian" which is only partially Canadian.

>>216439236
yes it’s horrible, don’t ever come here, stay in russia

Used to enjoy a website called AssParade back in the day.

>>216439273
They're too sweet, can only eat 2 in one sitting

>>216439273
these are on my list of canadian things to bake

>>216439273
what are there nuts in the bottom

>>216439285
Lightweight. If I contract diabeetus it will surely be from those bars, I could eat an entire pan in a sitting.

>>216439273
French Candians are the original Canadians

>>216439302
You're sick

>>216439300
bottom layer is a combo of chocolate, graham cracker crumbs, and coconut. the yellow layer is vanilla custard, and the top layer is chocolate ganache.

>>216439306
They are delicious enough to die for.

Imagine if German-Americans, Franco-Canadians, and Hispanic-Americans united to bash the anglo-judeo menace

is trump focusing to deport irish and latinx so green card lottery is delayed?

>>216439314
sounds good but I'd skip the cocunut

>>216439346
>I'd skip the cocunut

>>216439354
it's not very good

>>216439364
Now you're just trying to upset me.

>>216439339
I have anglo and germanic ancestry what do I do cut off half my body?

>>216439364
It adds texture

>>216439405
just add peanut butter or something actually good

>>216438935
I don't get why we got rid of gladiator arena executions where you give them a rusty dagger and pit them against a lion.

In 2019 the Nanaimo bar was featured in a Sweet Canada dessert stamp series. I wanna try Saskatoon berry pie.

>>216439408
>just add peanut butter or something actually good


yeah or just add marinara sauce or garlic or eggs since we're just adding things now

>>216439442
All of those are grand slams. Blueberry cobbler baked in a skillet and served fresh from the oven is like having sex with your mouth if your mouth is a penis and the cobbler is a vagina.

>>216439446
yeah except peanut butter goes well with chocolate dummy

>>216439408
Coconut is tradition

OOOHHHH LOVELY RITA
METER MAID
MAY I INQUIRE DISCREETLY
WHEN ARE YOU FREE TO TAKE SOME TEA WITH ME

Today I spilled root beer, yogurt and chicken soup on the floor at different times

>>216439392
chicanos think pure German ancestry still exists outside of maybe 4 states in the Midwest. they also think the mostly German Americans would actually betray the mostly Anglo Americans despite working together for the entire history of America.

>>216439473
it doesn't go well with vanilla custard you dummy

do you own stock in a peanut farm or something? getting big peanut vibes from you.

>>216439484
Are you the 400lb fattie?

>>216439484
>Today I spilled root beer, yogurt and chicken soup on the floor at different times

just another day in your pathetic fatass chungus life

>>216439498
No just clumsy

i'm addicted to weed and jerking off

>>216439463
That's different though. Grunts are cooked on the in a skillet with a lid

>>216439474
yeah but it's gross

I'm not addicted to anything. I can stop not being addicted to anything at any time, I just don't want to. I'm in total control.

I mixed strawberry yogurt and peanut butter in a bowl and stirred it till it was creamy and it was god damn delicious. Tastes like cheesecake filling

Singles I make a half assed attempt to get my act together tommorow
Dubs I quit 4chan for good
Trips I join a monastery
Quads I go to a massage parlor and devote the rest of my life to base hedonism

>>216439534
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches have been a thing forever nigga, highly suggest you try one.

when I go to canada and zoomers tell me to eat falafel, bahn mi, pho, donair, i say NO!! I want the real Canadian experience. I want a Newfoundland breakfast. Beans, a touton, fried egg and Canadian bacon. A touton is a type of traditional pancake commonly made in Newfoundland, made by frying bread dough on a pan with butter or pork fat.

hello cummies

>>216439576
hello butter tart

I like doughnuts but you got to go to a specialty shop to get good ones

>>216439594
Yeah no good donut chains left anymore. Local German bakery makes polish donuts called paczki that are insanely good.

I've really liked saying "bitch ass nigga" lately. Just feels so satisfying for some reason

>>216439556
I said STRAWBERRY YOGURT not JELLY
Pay attention to the material, or you're going to fail this course

>>216439619
Krispy Kreme is fire

>>216439631
The critical point here is STRAWBERRY and PEANUT BUTTER are a well established pairing. The medium in which the flavours exist is far less relevant.

>>216439594
they've gotta be fried in lard

>>216439643
They tried to set up here in Canada but never really took off. I think a few locations still exist but people didn't care for the slimy exterior of their glazed donuts, it was as if someone had CUMMED all over them. Also possible people still had some allegiance to Tim Hortons back at that time, whereas now everyone hates Tim's.

>>216439646
One, you're fucking WRONG, because strawberry yogurt tastes different then strawberry jelly because they're made differently.
TWO, the consistency of yogurt paired with the dairy content make it a different beast all together and lend the aforementioned cheesecake flavor.
You're probably gonna have to stay after class, you're not understanding the material.

I'm going to eastern european maxxx. Blonde, blue eyed girls with fair skin love eastern european men

>>216439692
*southern slavic maxxx

>>216439681
You just want me to stay after class so you can sexually abuse me. I still don't believe that strawberry yogurt and peanut butter mixed together create a pleasant texture either. The coldness of the yogurt would cause the peanut butter to harden up and form chunks.

peanut butter isn't that great. peanuts are also very moldy so your peanut butter probably has mycotoxins from mold spores

>>216439738
everything we eat contains mold. fungi exist in everything everywhere, 99% of it doesn't harm us. your coffee contains it in trace amounts too, not harmful.

>>216439719
Nigga how cold do you keep your yogurt? My fridge is 34°, that's not enough to harden peanut butter.
Plus as I mentioned, I stirred the hell out of it until it was a smooth consistency.

>>216439554
One off from truly changing your life.

>>216439751
why are brown people obsessed with eating shit
>>216439774
sounds like fat behaviour

gn /cum/socks

Sucks when you like sports but all the teams you like aren't doing good

I wanted Blue Jays to win only because I hate California. I don't even watch baseball

>>216439832
you must expand your horizons; learn to hate both California and Toronto simultaneously.

>>216439786
Fucking called it with this shit. I knew the moment I couldn't walk two steps without seeing this in end caps and stuffed along the checkout aisle of every grocery store around that it was bad news

>>216439620
If you're not black, that's cringe

>>216439855
I mostly just say it in my head and in text form

>>216439843
This .
Look to the In-yō.

>>216439855
I once said "hold up" to my sister as a kid and she chastised me ruthlessly for it

>>216439855
White people are taking back the word nigga from black people who have co-opted our culture for too long. The n-word belongs to us, black people just stole it.

>>216439867
What did she say

>>216439874
Nigga belongs to niggers
Nigger however is pure white culture

>>216439874
Last time that lighter skin guy invites darkies to his pad

>>216439876
I don't recall exactly, but it was to the effect of "you're not some trashy urbanite don't speak like that"

>>216439277
>zoomer doesnt know about krokodil
It's WORSE in russia.

you ever have that co-worker who slows you down when he's trying to help you?

My sister keeps me in chastity ruthlessly

>>216439901
Your sister sounds so fuckin hot, seriously

>>216439888
meow

Day 3 of NNN has commenced. Already I can feel my power level increasing. Time seems to be moving more slowly, I suspect I'll be able to move between dimensions before the week is over.

>>216439839
>>216439874
Timmy and Tyrone need to learn to behave.

I could tell if Canadian twinks around me were doing NNN. I could smell their maple pheromones increasing

>>216439901
Your sisters a hot chuddette and I want to fuck her

>>216439952
Adolf Hitler

>>216439889
Then who gets negro?

All things considered GTA V was a disappointment

The 2000s was when they really started to push the meme of fag acceptance

My 65 year old dad just learned what metzizah-b'peh was from twitter and told me about it with a disgusted look on his face. Took every ounce of willpower to suppress my powerlevel. It caught me by surprise so badly it almost broke the dam and unleashed a nonstop deluge of sperg chimpout

>>216439982
It wasn't as good as GTA IV, people just give it a lot of leeway because the graphics were so good for the time.

>>216439982
GTA IV was the last gta with sovl
V was soulless

Took care to stay within my caffeine intake but I just remembered I drank a coke which tips it over the edge

Igloos are so cool

>>216439989
redpill your dad properly.

>>216439994
does caffeine make you kooky? do you start AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FLIPPING YOUR SHIT? Motherfuckers tried to get ME to one cup of coffee per day. I made sure that motherfucker as a BIG fucking cup.

You guys aren't just white enough for white Americans thank you

Jerked off three times

earlier thought i heard bed springs like neighbors were fucking loud again. turns out it was a flock of canadian geese flying in the distance

>>216440042
Are you sure it wasn't Trillville

latinx bros what's our reponse?

>>216439982
I have 143 days in the online.

>>216439972
Native spanish speakers, obviously.

>>216440074
That's more of a jeet speciality

>>216440084
The Brazilian guy is unhinged, I feel really sorry for the girl who will be his girlfriend

Wiped out the Khans
Killed some super mutants in a cave
Killed some fiends
Now I'm lvl 4 and at Westside

There's an influx of American doctors moving to Canada

drinking milk

>>216440116
Don't forget trooned out,

>wiped out a gang of Trail Carbine users at level 4
this fucking child is playing on Normal difficulty hahahahaha

>>216440119
>drinking milk

>>216440116
Did you remember to take your HRT

>>216440116
Only level 4 after all that?

So did the left suddenly change its stance on women in revealing clothing? Now that Trump had dancers at an event suddenly the left says it's trashy and has no place in American culture

>>216440124
>>216440158
Grow up.

I'm playing on Very Hard hardcore. I stealth killed them all :3

>>216440116
erm won't wearing a bikini in the nuclear wasteland be bad for your health?

Iceland
Home

>>216440166
I have lowered xp rewards for kills from JSU.

>>216440193
Adolf Hitler

>>216440175
You should tell your parents you stealth killed your genitals.

>>216440174
Women stripping for men is objectifying Nudity in a proper context can be very empowering when it doesn't serve moid interests

>>216440027
This girl became "famous" on r9k.

>>216440214
When and why? Because of me? thank you

>>216440211
They weren't stripping or nude though, they were just dancing in revealing clothing on halloween

>>216440226
girls do that all across the country on halloween though are you slut shaming you incel CHUD

>>216440191
New Vegas takes place over 200 years after the war, there isn't too much radiation left.

>>216440116
You're joining caesar's legion, right?

>>216440229
>>216440226
both you are sluts

The jews have infiltrated iceland
I repeat
The jews have infiltrated iceland

>>216440267
It's over.

>>216440267
OY VEY!!

GET HIM OUTTA HEA!!

>>216440267
Maybe he just likes wearing small hats you anti semitic piece of shit

>>216440267
that's a dude with a hat you dullard

>>216440247
Why would I join the legion when House is objectively the best choice both for mankind and for my personal enrichment?

>>216440267
>girl with dark hair
what the fuck???????????????

>>216440267
this is so sad...

>>216440267
Maybe he's the abbot of a benedictine monastery.

>>216440281
Why would you invade Poland when you can invade fucking Russia? Fuck you thank you

I either go House or NCR
Legion just looks too goofy.

>>216440278
you're a vile schlomo if I ever saw one

>>216440278
Yeah?

>>216440300
house is ok
NCR is cringe

Computer, show me puffy vulvas

>>216440316
of course they have a negress in tow

Favorite Morrowind faction?
For me it's Hlallu
I just feel like they have the coolest plotline and lore with the whole cammona tong power struggle within the house. And the way in which they're like this puppet of the Empire
Telvanni has really cool aesthetics but I never found them as engaging

>>216440316
Stop taking pics of strangers you freak

>>216440316
yeah. where are you going?

>>216440335
Telvanni are the only good one. Rest are cringe.

>>216440348
Home

I'm gonna go fuck with them and tell them their gear is shit

I never approach strangers in public I'm too shy
I don't even like entering small stores

>>216440387
what if a cute white girl approached you and wanted to talk to you?

>>216440407
That doesn't happen I give off a deranged creepy vibe and I walk fast

>>216440267
First mosquitos now this. Truly the end times.

just slapped my junkie dad a few times. hate that white trash nigger. i'm finally stronger than that fatass so i can push him around to my heart's content. not that it makes me truly happy, but it's cathartic

>>216438537
Remember the USS Liberty

>>216438601
Per capita

>>216440335
Redoran because they're the most native and they use Medium Armor.

>>216440517
whatever happened there

Soon their will be microchips that will able you to control your serotonin and dopamine production, I wonder what setting everyone will use.

>>216440568
Micropenis for you semen production

>>216440568
I will use the gay setting

why are women moans so hot i know its fake but it still gets me diamonds

>>216440601
you are biologically hardwired to find them attractive and procreate

>>216440605
Do atheists really think the brain is full of wires

>>216440547
The bonemold armor definitely looks cool love all the different helmet types
Almost has a kind of middle eastern vibe

>>216440605
women moaning is a recent invention

>>216440624
hardcore moaning? yes. soft moaning? no.

>>216440616
yeah they call them synapses and neurons or some shit

>>216440576
hi are you a twink?

>>216440616
it's made of uranium and semen o algo

>>216440226
I didn't see it but if it was to trumps idea then I have no doubt it was in bad taste. It's a political function after all

>>216440696
Is that old dynamite?

>>216440829
it was in great taste actually + you're a savage

>>216440888
You've convinced me it was in fact quite sleezy

>>216440883
smoked sausages

>>216440915
yeah we know perverted dems like you find the only thing not sleazy to be ugly troons wearing lingerie while reading to little children, freak

>>216440888
digits confirm it was in the best, highest taste. everybody is saying it!

>>216439236
in your dreams

the USA have some run down areas but the average is way better than Russia

>>216441096
thanks for sticking up for us, mario

goodnight

>>216441139
hope you have a nightmare.

how do chastity cages work? does it prevent you from getting an erection? is it painful if you get an erection?

>>216441173
u finna buy one sweetums

>>216441180
no just curious

>>216441173
kind of and no not really but they're mostly for looks imo, maybe if you shell out hundos for the expensive ones they actually work idk

imagine trapping a BBC in a chastity cage, the cage would break when it gets hard lol

i've driven a car before

>>216441323
that's a fuckin LIE!
ur LIER

its ok to eat your boogers sometimes

wonder how much the manlet paid her

>>216441530
>>216441552
>>216441566
>two white trash faggots mating

>>216441576
That chick was a middle aged chug doe.

>>216441576
that's schizojeet

Ok so what was USS Liberty about
Where the Israelis hoping to do a false flag or what exactly, or was Liberty doing something sneaky

deeply unhappy with my life, despise who i am as a person, and feel powerless to change it at all

remember when zoomers pretended they knew who mf doom was before he died

>>216441616
You could always become a radicalized extremist

>>216441602
false flag? they deliberately attacked the USS Liberty, didn't even try to blame it on someone else

>>216441630
*puts on thinking cap*
*smokes pipe*
*strokes chin*
both sides bad

>>216441658
A failed false flag
They tried to sink it but failed. They were also jamming the radio communication of the ship
If they succeeded they'd blame it in Egypt to get us in the war
That's the theory anyway

>>216441699
the only other theory is that the USS Liberty picked up some sensitive intelligence that the Israelis didn't want to get out

sometimes those soldier boys just like to kill a bunch of people for no real reason you know, they get itchy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_massacre

they just don't make em like they used ta

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words
look up your favorites, chances are they are in there

No new?

>>216443228
>>216443228
>>216443228