Thread 216440704

This is the oldest home ever discovered in the world

it's made of animal skin and mammoth tusks

do you like it?

>>216440704 (OP)
it looks good, better than a tent

>>216440704 (OP)
>do you like it?
I think I prefer my current home

>>216440729
why?

imagine living inside a pile of bones and shit
wtf was wrong with these guys just use trees like normal people

>>216440704 (OP)
Gives me the UGH

Needs some patching up. Better go out hunting for some more leather.

>>216440764
yea it seems pretty poorly designed. not sure why these people had such little pride in their home

>>216440764
Your roof has to be replaced every several decades. Give Grug a break.

>>216440729
seriously why
post a picture of your house

Whyte pee poo lived like this while African Kings lived in huge palaces

>>216440790
Yeah and I replaced it. Why can't grug go out and kill a couple elk to patch in the holes? Gonna get drafty in there.

>>216440704 (OP)
>this is what remains of 60 mammoths
they must have had the best barbecues in history.

>>216440830
It's been 10,000+ years o algo. Also, Anon, sit down. Grug is... Grugs dead.

>>216440704 (OP)
Imagine fucking a thick bitch with hairy pussy inside there while a blizzard is raging outside...

>>216440900
Continue.

>>216440845
What? ... no....

>>216440920
No, seriously, just imagine it. Your house of mammoth tusk and skin is fully patched up and reinforced.
Inside, it’s warm and cozy, while outside a freezing blizzard is raging — the kind of cold that turns the hair in your asscrack into tiny ice pickles.
You and your THICC slut are both wearing matching animal-skin clothes, but your pants are pulled down. Your hands are gripping her meaty, lovely thighs as she spreads her legs beneath you.
Your grug gorilla dick isn’t hard yet, so you’re rubbing it against the wild, hairy bush above her cunt — so thick and untamed it makes the Amazon jungle look like a bald patch.
Just imagine…

>>216440704 (OP)
Put an antenna on top of it and it looks exactly like my house.

>>216440900
the blizzard comes through all the holes on the wall and you both freeze to death

>>216440982
kek

>>216440999
Wasted trips.
See >>216440978

can anyone explain to me why these fucking retards lived in the tundra when 90% of alaska looks like this?

this is what life was all about. No property tax. No rent no bullshit. Literally just build a corpse-fort and that's your house. For real.

>>216441028
It was the Ice Age. Most of North America was ice covered hell.

>>216441028
Are you asking unironically

>>216441028
>can anyone explain to me why these fucking retards lived in the tundra when 90% of alaska looks like this?
Because the tundra is where the animals are, dunkass.

>>216440743
trees are probably rare in the tundra and more urgent for firewood

>>216440704 (OP)
Carnivores be like
>we need to live like that

>>216440978
continue.

>>216441272
you just can't, ok?

>>216441415
I think I'm into stone age romance novels now

The home of my ANE forefathers vgh

>https://empireearth.fandom.com/wiki/Barracks_(Empire_Earth)
VGGHHHHHH……

>>216441440
personally I generally prefer my 'we need to huddle together which will lead to sex' AI generated goonfuel medieval themed.

>>216441415
I'm being fucking serious, man, just imagine it!
The inside of your grug caveman house is all so cozy and warm, completely keeping you safe from any sabertooth or some winter fairy safe, nothing can get you here.
But even this cozy and warm home is nowhere near pleasant as the feeling of the coarse and godly pubic hair of her bush as your grug gorilla dick is navigating through it slowly like a conquistador navigating through native sluts of Texnochilitianx.
You get harder and harder until your primitive pecker reaches its full length of 12 cm and girth of 8 cm... but that's more than enough for her unbelievably tight pussy... so tight that even Flex Tape can't seal that tight.
But all of that friction while you two were kissing like animals, wrestling your tongues and saliva which tasted of roasted mammoth meat and smelled of fart fire, bringing you to the brink of pleasure as you were dripping precum like a fountain on her bush while she was steadily releasing with horny grug juice.
Now, the moment comes for you to put it inside but...
YOU BUST A MASSIVE NUT ON HER BUSH, COVERING IT IN GRUG SEMEN LIKE SNOW COVERING A TUNDRA FROST LIKE HOW OUTSIDE!!!

>>216440704 (OP)
$960,000 on Zillow.

>>216441673
the 10.24 antique, period-correct, hymen piercer

>>216440704 (OP)
I don't believe that's a home. Mammoth tusks and animal skin? Sounds like a lot of work for nothing, any normal person would have made it in wood and leaves and mud.
I think this was probably made for
>ritual purposes

>>216442326
In the steppe you had to follow the food you didn't settle down in a mud hut

>>216442417
did people really live in steppes before horses? sounds retarded

>>216440704 (OP)
Let me guess, you need more?

>>216440729
Pozzed libtard!

>>216440704 (OP)
well, someone had sex in this home and thats more than i can say about my home.

>>216440704 (OP)
Kistenki, home...

>>216440764
I mean that's obviously a reconstruction. They probably left it partially uncovered intentionally so visitors could see what it's made of. I doubt the real thing would have had gaps in the walls like that. Maybe would have had some kind of door too, like another animal hide to cover the entrance.

>>216442272
>you'll never be an early 90 manhattan yuppie