Thread 216441255

briar rose

>>216441262
and like 1% of brit

turning my bottle of water into a special bottle of water

>>216441255 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOk8gz94abI

Belgium spam lost in the old thread, Thanks!

peace of mind and peace of heart x

would you rather poo a pomegranate or wee a grape

men who are into occult are seriously icky
at least girls are cute and their cute little hobbies are tolerable

... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Classic Coronation Street on iTV3 on TV in home ..

I hate wiggers

>>216443168
why doesnt he just get a hair job.

>>216443168
i'd just shave it off, looks like too much effort

>>216443168
that's so fucking weird id rather just be bald than do all of that

Would lick the stains from her undies.

Having a latte and a little chocolate balconi cake x

>>216443165
I'm glad he has a private space now and he's more comfortable and feeling better
I hope he gets plenty of protein and vitamin c so he can continue to heal well

>>216443168
i'd just shave it off can't be fucked with all that styling shite every day

i have uninstalled Tiktok. An unc like me should not be destroying his already limited brain with 20 second videos

>>216443168
any potential mate would find out about this and if she cares she'd leave him, if she didn't care there was no need to do it in the first place

"Ant Middleton" sounds like he should be presenting some ITV breakfast show not calling for civil war

every small boat cronem should get a range rover to stimulate the economy

>>216443168
I think he looks cute bald I don't think he should wear the hairpiece

>>216443165
that's not his rented flat in high wycombe

>>216443217
wonder if all the SAS people laugh at him

>>216443227
how do you feel about having posted all that shell/vodafone/ciroc shit for the 1000th time today?

>>216443188
do you actually do anything at all with your time apart from dwelling here and being ignored all day?

>>216443212
Instagram reels now is it?

>>216443207
>protein and vitamin c
bizarre selection of nutrients

>>216443240
Timmy has been moved to the nuthouse where he will probably spend the rest of his life

but the ring of hair around his head is cute tho :\
why do men have to shave it off I don't like it >:(
just leave the cute hair around the sides and be cute and balding

>>216443213
it's more about walking around in public not looking like friar tuck

didn't shake my knob enough and now i have piss on my boxers

>>216443264
stop being gay

>>216443168
>>216443191
>>216443196
>>216443200
>>216443210
>>216443213
>>216443235
ngmi

>>216443235
he goes from a solid 7 to a 4 instantly

>>216443253
never used that. Youtube and a bit of Twitch for me like the millennial i am

sausages have gone in the air friar

>>216443269
he could just shave it off bro

>>216443257
no it's not
you need vitamin c to use the protein
>>216443262
you know it's not a "nuthouse" now stop it

>>216443252
Making money in the market pos hater

katy dreaming of bendydem x

>>216443253
Too noncey nowadays, and also bullshit “educational” videos voiced by AI.

>>216443295
you also need all the other minerals, vitamins and macronutrients

Racists are sheltered. If you actually left your bedroom and interacted with the real world you'd realise that racism is ridiculous. How are you going to get a job if you're racist? How are you going to make friends if you're racist?

>>216443284
you are so weird

>>216443262
We don't have nuthouses in the UK anymore

tranny with a receding hairline
call that friar tuck

for me its flat spracklen house dukes place marlow

>>216443317
Looking into this

>>216443313
And how's that workin' out for ya?

>>216443307
yes
and if you don't also get lots of protein and vitamin c your body won't heal very well from injuries

>>216443325
banger

>>216443311
If I never left my bedroom I wouldn't be a racist
Unfortunately I have to interact with the real world

>>216443331
really well. if you ignore all the nutters causing chaos such as stabbing people on trains

a nuthouse
a willyhouse
a bumhouse

>>216443298
too bad you have no one left in your life to share it with you unlovable pedo cunt lol

drank too much and couldn't even log in for wfhtoil award

>>216443325
good post

a brick... house

nth for the gyaldem

>>216443283
this cracks me up every time

working from home so maybe doing ten minutes of work an hour

>>216443262
could get there in about half an hour. might go in and say i've come to visit my uncle tim.

any peng ting appreciators in?

>>216443374
looks cute when you can't see her tattoos and fake tits

>>216443283
Zesty ahh turks

>>216443325
poo screaming

>>216443385
half of them are probably called peng ting

>>216443382
do it lad
keep us posted

what's surrey like

>>216443410
20 years ago it was paradise now it's filling up with you know who

pangpang buckteeth wreaking havoc on rorkes 5.4inch bwc

with a fringe on top

>>216443385
Need second gyal to step on my balls

new neighbours having sex at 10am oh my days

>>216443410
ain't that where arry potta lived with his abusive muggle family?

>>216443410
Too close to London for my liking, but has some lovely villages and market towns.

>>216443165
Too much milk

>>216443424
need her to wee on me

>>216443420
quentin got upset that an australian poster made fun of his videos and now he's on a vpn
sad!

>>216443449
ktim unfortunately

>>216443163
Was gonna wish one of these happy birthday until I remembered she was a stone muncher

swallowing handfuls of driveway gravel

>>216443424
landlordberg put me in a hotel because he needed builders to work in the house

i walked downstairs this morning and heard loud moaning from the room next to mine

i lingered for a bit because it was fucking hot desu came home immeidately and wanked

New manager at toil is a bellend, micromanaging and setting unrealistic targets. The targets are achievable for me because I've been there a long time but new starts are also being held to the same standard. New folk trying their best and working their arses off only to be told they're well behind where they should be, it's not right.

When I was new I was much worse than these people and given months of support and encouragement from well-meaning managers (who have since left).

I don't really understand this prick's style of management. It's easy to understand him wanting everyone to be on top form all the time so he report to his higher-ups that it's due to him but how he expects this to manifest without encouraging people or giving them time to grow is beyond me. I have a high tolerance for bad managers because I hold myself to my own standards but this guy is legitimately a bad manager.

>>216443385
blud is soyfacing

>>216443485
SCREAMING

>>216443416
many such cases. might have to move there at some point
>>216443441
>>216443428
yes that's basically all i know about it. good enough that it has no major cities i suppose

>>216443504
fuck off

>>216443496
>The targets are achievable for me because I've been there a long time but new starts are also being held to the same standard.
You scab wanker look what you've done this is all your fault for working too hard.

>>216443496
thanks for raising this. /brit/ HR will look into it asap

>>216443496
blog on you boring bastard

get the plants vs zombies porn watched

>>216443508
Go and visit Guildford for the day or a weekend and see what you think.

finally finished a run in spafflunky 2

>>216443546
in guildford often are you

Need her to toot in my face.

pistol whip a nigger with a falcon 2 from perfect dark

>>216443577
I used to live in the area, went back to visit in the Summer, it's a nice market town, Farnham is good too.

>>216443517
i was literally laughing

do YOU beat the average?

doing a poo in public

>>216443496
too early for blogonase

>>216443615
The only thing I beat is my meat.

wonder if my demented 97 year old self will ever be sat in a nursing home rocking chair and suddenly remember that one american who spent like 12 years straight posting online about wanting to eat emma watson’s shit

>>216443337
If you have a brown colleague or brown client or brown customer etc, do you refuse to interact with them? If you're at a party and you meet a black guy, do you run home scared? I don't get it

Today`s
Pocket Monster

of The day is ..

Ninetales [Alolan Form] !!

>>216443615
mine's below average but yes I do beat it next question

>>216443615
now with reference image

farted so much under the covers that the bed started floating

right that's great thanks not doing this

>>216443496
Is he Indian by any chance?

>>216443635
Got more than that

>>216443496
shut it

>>216443496
As a competent worker you have pull. Mention this too him

>>216443618
if we had these here some groid would put a brick through the glass in less than 24 hours

>>216443647
I like that they made you need an account for Letterboxed because I used to play it for completionist purposes but didn't actually enjoy it

>>216443618
wouldn't trust these

>>216443635
yeah beating that but i need to sue my father in law for inheritance, or at least threaten to sue him

*does a big yawn with arms outstretched*
Busy day of watching shite and playing games ahead lads

monkey smash

mad how australians are living in the future

>>216443668
need an account to read the bbc app on my phone as well fuck sake

right then it's November need to start planning Christmas presents for the nephews

any ideas? ages 13 and 11

>>216443632
i used a search engine to see it

millipedes are my favourite friendly buge

>>216443699
blog off you boring cunt

>>216443699
Switch games.

>>216443635
only just

>>216443699
porno dvd

>>216443663
bit racist

>>216443709
good taste

i wish i were a bird

chewing on bricks

>>216443709
my left arm looks like that withered branch

>>216443746
Bird as in woman?

>>216443750
HOOTING

*enters /brit/*

>>216443699
sex arse

>>216443635
yeah but I have nothing else

I'm doing around 40 hours overtime a month for four months so that I can buy my flat. Apparently I'm getting about a grand a month from it. I think I'm going to succeed here

>>216443755
alri wilhelm ii

>>216443740
no theyre stinky actually

>>216443746
ok You can

Be ..

Articuno !!
because Of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binburrum_articuno !!

Rorke not liking today's Wordle

>>216443756
*transforms into a pigeon and shits directly in your eyes*

>>216443699
I hear labubus are all the rage

fizzy raspberry grapefruit blackberry lavender orangeade

>>216443777
based overtime enjoyer, got 72 hours already this month (15th to 15th) me

mashing up millipedes in a mortar and pestle

>>216443736
yeah?

>>216443777
How on earth does 40 hours overtime at enhanced rate translate to a grand?

flicking spiders into my nans open mouth

>>216443818
yes. watch it.

>>216443773
catberg looking suave

>>216443791
how can he not know his star sign
doesn't he have a mum

> A Baltimore mother is in police custody after she allegedly commanded her pet pit bull to attack her teenage daughter on Sunday.
>Officers received a report of a dog attack in progress at the Douglass Homes affordable housing community around 3:35 a.m., according to authorities.
>Investigating in the 1500 block of Mullikin Court, officers found a 17-year-old girl with "severe bite wounds on her body," a Baltimore Police Department spokesperson told FOX45 via email.
dog owners be crazy

my 99 year old pedophile uncle keeps asking me to rub his bunions

>>216443791
realistic picture: homeless retard dying of obesity

>>216443837
why are her eyes so glassy and uncanny

>>216443853
my hatred for dogs is growing ngl

>>216443853
>Baltimore
I'm no yank but when I think of the population of Baltimore certain ancestries come to mind

>>216443837
not watching a video that long you retard
post the summary

>>216443853
yeah saw this on /brit/, the thread for discussing british culture
i won't share this on /cum/, the place for american culture though

where crodie at

>>216443856
the town paedophile died 3 years ago and nobody's stepped up to take his place
the town's lost a bit of its charm tbqh

Hi everyone :D

we called our pedophile andy pandy and he would give you £1 if you asked him

>>216443860
leftism

manipulating the market

>>216443880
im here!!!

>>216443880
his childhood bedroom as usual, same as you

>>216443794
i thought for sure it was black but still guessed it

>>216443891
hello mate x

>>216443860
psycho fascist lead poisoned boomer freak disease

>>216443811
mmmm looks delicious
can we have some nice landscapes too?

>>216443879
never posted on /cum/ and never will
i'm /brit/ through and through

>>216443860
daemonic possession

>>216443831
>How on earth does 40 hours overtime at enhanced rate translate to a grand
My base pay must be around £13.20
I worked 14 hours ot at 1.5x pay and 24 hours at 2.0x pay. Apparently that means I get paid £911.18

can't park that there m8

>>216443853
Meanwhile this just happened last night
>A nine-month-old baby has been killed in a dog attack in south-east Wales.
>The dog was seized and removed from the address, Gwent Police said.
>Police were working to establish the breed of the animal and no arrests had been made.

'ad a dream where my dick was so long and monstreous i could suck on it but i felt nothing then woke up

>>216443883
games gone

rile a bob bag
or
big arab lobe
or
a job by girl
or
glib jar boy

>>216443902
are.... you crodie?

>>216443907
me when i listen to conscious hip hop

>>216443902
um
hi

>>216443940
had a dream you didnt make this blogpost. it was lovely

rorkey porkey pudding pie
kissed the girls and made them cry

pouring boiling tar on my sleeping nan

>>216443969
you be nice to your nan lad

New series of Big Poz Load starts tonight, well excited

>>216443969
why

>>216443936
so so those dogs all get put down as a rule or can they survive?

business idea: selling "rehabilitated" killer reaxue dogs to women, they'd love that shit

converting to zoroastrianism and will marry my sister

>>216443967
shut up you cunt thats a traumatic memory

>>216443981
funny

My name is John Bastard

cutting the brake lines on my nans mobility scooter so she rolls down the hill into a traffic intersection

type of irish diaspora shit

need our children educated about gay dinosaurs

>>216443922
we dont want you here, never have and never will
you dont fit in

nicked my grans eyes last night and now she's screaming "i can't see i can't see"

you're gay if you wouldn't fuck him

>>216443984
if a dog kills or seriously injures a human it is always killed

>>216444017
haha they're feeding dumb goyim children this

>>216443959
sc

pairing my phone to my nans hearing aid and playing HEARTATTACKMAKER.mp3 at full volume

pitnutters need to be put into asylums

>>216444046
yeah but is there a law or is it just general practice? smell a business me.

>>216444017
gays have been bumming each other for hundreds of thousands of years tbf at least it’s not tranny shit

>>216444024
very brothers grimm-esque

we did it lads

>>216444077
played awake as my last attempt im fucking livid

standing at the top of the stairs poised to sparta kick nan down them when she eventually hobbles her way to the top

>>216444042
>no ass
>no tits
anybody who would fuck him is a nonce

>>216443921
hmm this one's from last year but it also happens to have a drink in it

>>216444077
lil bro guessed peaky

jarring my binks

strapping my nan to a NASA rocket sled and sending her straight into a concrete wall at 10,000mph

>>216444042
im gay and I would fuck him and suck him off and let him cum all over my gay face

yardie cronem waking up

>>216444089
i probably would have done the same but the middle couldn't be A
>>216444100
what would you have guessed

>>216444099
checked
this is majestic and soothing

did one of those clean poos where it looks like nothing comes out and didn't notice it until it fell onto my sleeping nans face

all my poos are clean poos because i use a bidet

>>216444138
sup crodie, u gud my yodie?

>>216444063
general practice i guess
if your dog killed an intruder for example it might be allowed to live
but a random pitbull going psycho and eating a child will definitely die

Aw I missed you guys talking about Quentin Scobie again?

jumping from the top rope arse first onto my nan's head and sucking her into my rectum

>>216444143
you have the mental faculties of an indian if ai slop elicits any emotional response from you whatsoever

interviewtoil went well

been holding a poo as the food delivery was 10-11 and i didn't wanna be caught with my pants down. it's still not here

>>216444065
that's promoting adoption by gay couples thoughever

>>216444165
sup crodie, mi gud
dem a wait 3 pm x

>>216444139
shouldn't have bothered i did agape before that as well im just a retard

ausposters aren’t what they used to be, none of these posts are hitting :/

>>216444167
timmy wake up to see this, the smell of fried beans and loud telenovela blaring on the tv

when a woman says she won't hire you because of your social media cringe it's bad, but not hiring women for their slutposts on tiktok is good

glod

>>216444175
you're so clueless

Taking a poo right now and it smells like Cheerios

>>216444194
they must have a boring life if all they do is shower, wait for 3pm, and snap some hymens

any Gabes in?

>>216444201
at least he isnt living in the "degenerate west" :)

>>216443837
Screaming
Rorke isn't gonna like this hard truth

>>216444175
They sharing embedded CP in those images and decode them with the passcodes he posts as anagrams

>>216444219
fake autism for titkok views

>>216444219
this nigga is not autistic

>>216444017
>>216444219
I remember when you were posting these a few hours ago and now here you are doing it again ha that's kind of weird

>>216444209
it’s true mate you probably only like ai because you’re a talentless freak otherwise and asking a computer to make art for you is the closest you’ll ever get to actually creating something

>>216444194
das it
3pm das a big start
dem snorin in dey warm bed in britannia hotel wid dried up cvp on dey nike tech x

how do schools in muslim areas approach all the homo and tranny shit in curriculums?
are muslim teachers stood there at the front of classrooms telling muslim children how cool lgbtq stuff is? i seriously doubt it.
or do leftypol education ministers and civil servants just quietly and dishonestly give them a free pass?

>>216444219
the less he says the better

>>216444139
i did it here
>>216443907

>>216444219
a good slap and he'll be talking soon enough

>>216444255
You shouldn't be concerned about what they say in schools.

>>216444204
this made Gen X piss and shit themselves from laughter

>>216444236
if that's what you think of when you look at something like that you should likely be put away somewhere

>>216444268
why not?

just done a mitosis

>>216444219
>autistic and nonspeaking
what happened to freaks like this in the olden days?

been listening to black skinned lady by black star
i need a black gf asap

>>216444276
would ABSOLUTELY do all sorts of heinous gay shit if i had a clone

>>216444238
>>216444241
*grabs you by the face*
yes he is

>>216444277
autism didnt exist then

>>216444272
There are neeks in every generation. Most people found Terry Pratchett very cringe.,

if my clone asked to shag me i would be sick

hilarious how the pretends to "walk autistic". like autistic people can't walk normally. fucking gay tiktok shit.

>>216444297
hmm

>>216444272
sir pterry

need for weed: hotbox zoot

>>216444253
mmhmm x
jus to ruin anoda new set of nike tech tonight
pangpang dry cleaner working overtime x

>>216444297
my nephew does this to me
reckon it was all that tylenol his mom took

need things breeding

>>216444296
cease your perversions freak nigga

i never post the same image twice because it's embarrassing

showing my three week old nephew isis beheading videos

zippocat.jpg

>>216444346
screaming

>>216444346
kill yourself you degenerate retard

>>216444274
It's an inference I've made from your bizarre posting behaviour and interaction with other freaks that haunt this thread

Pratchett had the good sense to get dementia and die just before his extreme pro-immigrant agenda became unpopular with the general public

autistic nonspeaking clone eating fries in the basement

>>216444328
i'd fit in well here as i'm also a fat bumbling useless idiot cunt

>>216444345
screaming

>>216444363
thats not very nice is it what would your mother think

Bizarre Connections today

>>216444345
rorkeybops
leftychops

>>216444369
you're not useless <3

Feeding my pregnant cat paracetamol to test a hypothesis

small boat cronem eaten gud at the gherkin, smacken dey lips

>>216444272
>badly-educated
compound modifiers that begin with an adverb ending in -ly aren't hyphenated terry you dumb twat

did every australia have to read holes in school
the one with stanley yelnats

>>216444419
>>216444419
>>216444419

>>216444393
reports coming in at a very high level suggest this, awaiting confirmation

>>216444424
dunno who stanley yelnats is but is that the one with the black negroes

>>216444364
you're deranged and should most likely be kept in a facility

>>216444369
same
>>216444396
yeah i am

>>216444451
Can it pedo freak

>>216444479
you have pedophilia on your mind constantly you're paranoid delusional and obsessive you need help

>>216444424
it was definitely there in the school library but I don't remember it ever being part of the curriculum