Thread 216441257

haunted mound edition

this is the one

both early but this one is less early than the other

this tha one

get the thread started with a glorious british arse

Joke ting

>>216441352
who might this be

seeing are john this evening

anyone into racism?

>>216441381
Sometimes I partake

>>216441352
trollop

anyone more successful than me should die, it's as simple as that

>>216441352
bet she does amazing farts and poos

mental how I will never have a girlfriend because I have crippling social anxiety and low self esteem

I never wipe down the bench after I’m done in the gym. If you care so much about sweat YOU do it bitch nigga

>>216441430
ktim except i hold out hope that one day i magically become normal or i meet a woman who instantly falls in love with me for no reason

>>216441430
isnt that mental. would be more mental if you said you'll never have a gf because you're confident and outgoing

might have a cry about how ugly my life is

>>216441352
people pay £10 a month for this content

>>216441408
HEAR HEAR

looking to the sky and enjoy the life

alri m8

no gaming no 4chan no social media and NO GOONING

>>216441473
fuck off starmer

>>216441352
I love women and I also love having sex with women I can't imagine being gay

>>216441464
2 lesbians with their adopted kids

unsatisfying poo this morning
felt like an aero bar coming out

>>216441489
this video activated my incel rage

>>216441446
Don’t think it does. I got in shape and started making a lot more money and still nothing changed

>>216441492
went for a run so my morning poor was a gassy sloppy abomination as always after a run

>>216441489
>those noses
Shalom rabbi!

Still no word from The Kremlin about this.

a cute girl randomly came to my front door earlier but she was just an ubereats deliverer who'd gotten the wrong house
god willing, someday a cute girl will come to my house to shag me

toil again

it looms
oh it fucking looms

>>216441594
>>216441603
chop chop. don't keep mr toilberg waiting

Reckon I'm in the top 5 most mentally ill people in this general

girls crying and begging makes me sexually aroused

toilberg yearns for my suffering

>>216441629
alright rapelad

playing Skyrim naked

worldle takes too long

help i can't post

wonder if that german cannibal bloke is still in prison

>>216441352
Corrrrrr slag

>>216441489
Pifffffff

>>216441629
wonder what causes this
some caveman trait left behind maybe

Watched Nacho Libre last night after being told it's a classic
Absolute wank

nth for the holodem

>>216441784
mento illness

I'm grooming my uncle.

>>216441825
t. monkey

The Wordle in 1 badge is essentially a badge which says 'Yes, I cheated'

so it seems sir rachel reeves was actually aware she had to get that license thingy for that rental property (evidenced by numerous emails from 2 separate letting agencies informing her of this).
which means her recent excuses about not knowing were a huge lie?
not looking good

wish i had a mate or a gf

>>216441859
same

>>216441811
Everything you don't like isn't mental illness rorke

>>216441784
ru leaving was a good thing. awful woman.

>>216441829
maybe for newfags because the good starting words have all been used but i remember getting suave first try

Had a pretty manic weekend if you know you know

>>216441885
well i dont know and i dont care

>>216441870
new JAV just dropped

>>216441889
bodied that freak

>>216441889
You want me to tell you about it? Ah I don't know mate might be a bit intense for you

>wake up
>roll back foreskin
>still a bit of blood where a bit of my shaft has tore
FUCK sake wanking was my only friend in a cold and lonely world what am i supposed to do

>>216441925
bloodwank

>>216441924
piss off diego you ghoul

>>216441874
If she stayed haachama would've never crashed out, they could empathise and temper their respective menhera. Together against the cliques with loner Pekora

>>216441430
>>216441446
Ktim :(

>>216441961
none of that is real words btw, you sound mental

el gato

hustlers must watch

https://youtu.be/agvSgtPTw-w

Y’all ever give off Rockstar Vibes?

>>216441988
hola gato te amo

pakora mentioned

>>216441958
Fucking hell FINE I'll tell you since you keep going on about it
Pub pub house party, drugs, sleep, shops costume pints pints pints club, massive pizza, sleep, boozy brunch, roast, film

>>216441925
wait for it to heal

>>216441859
Hit twitch and YouTube live

Temporary solutions until you find a mates and gf

>>216442000
i give off chill stoner vibes

me standing in the corner of the gig by myself

cabergé egg

>>216442005
Umm

>>216441981
turn that frown upside down

we're all gonna make it

>>216442027
screimng

>>216441986
Take your meds rorke

>>216442023
ktim next week

how am i meant to explain to people at toil that ive just seen a rather amusing image of a cat as a fabergé egg

>>216442008
yh? haha that's mental
didn't do anything me lol
same as every other weekend for the past few years

>>216442027
Pic goes hard... boiled!

leftypol giving up his seat on the bus when a brown person gets on

>>216441925
wank with coconut oil

https://youtu.be/tUOu5Tjl_GY

Amen

>>216442055
Keep it a secret

>>216442058
oh behave x

cant stop watching little bats eating banana
https://youtu.be/5B0UPtEpOQc

Her farts
My nostrils

>>216442151
Cute flying puppy

when my dad was my age he was already divorced and bald

>>216442013
yeah that's working out so well for you isnt it?

>>216442196
had my birthday last week and turned the age my mum was when she had me
haha

Wish that cellar ale that has to be pumped with a lever that’s so popular at British pubs was available in the US.

>>216442013
i wish cecilia was my gf. i don't mind that she is german.

>>216424804
>≠

>>216440704
rorkes crib

just got cursed by a little green witch

>>216442057
Dinnae ask

I've lived longer than my dad did. I win that round I suppose.

had a dream about my ugly asmr gf

>>216442227
i'm 4 years off that

>>216442274
done that cunt

Big Week

for

/Brit/ !! Gary Eats And Rate My Takeaway Danny`s
new
YouTube Channel

will Have
Its
first review This
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if you can't do this you're either too weak or your girlfriend is too fat

>>216442208
Yh

love pork so i do, so glad i'm not an observant jew or rasheed

morning dee lads. I hope this message finds you well

I'm 31 and my dad wasn't married yet at 31 either so I'm FINE

>>216442314
my dadberg didn't get married until he was 42, although he had his first kid at 35

10 years older than my dad was when he had me, c'est fini

fuark

>>216442258
Igy she has the best craic in hololive

>>216442298
these men each spent thousands of hours in the gym and they all ended up with fat pig women

>>216442298
Not a single one of those couples are looks matched

>>216442290
buy an ad

>>216442344
>>216442345
simple explanation: high test = love of braphogs

>>216442281
asmr gf hasn't posted any vids in over 6 months. either she's too busy getting shagged or mentho elves got her. either way it's over

fuck small talk bro i wanna talk about aleins and space and shit

brit niggas falling in love with cartoons omds

>>216442375
Do You
think

space Is Real ??

catberg going brrt because it's happy to see you

>>216442396
my favourite thing ever in the world

£80 for the weekly shop. how grim x

love it when girls say ay papi during sex
need a mexicana gf pronto

Toilfreak clocking in

your reward for being a good moid in 2025 is a fat gf that will force you to make tiktoks (that are aimed at tearing down other moids) with her

>>216442374
whats ralph in this gif doing exactly

>>216442396
i need this

cos she's katy
katy hella smoove
she's hella smoove
she's katy hella smoove

do good deeds and Allah SWT will reward you simple as

>>216442374
f, hope you have her videos saved

>>216442374
At least she isn't engaged and probably pregnant

going to walk to and from the office twice a week. Get some steps in instead of getting annoyed at traffic x

strange how the simpsons is a huge part of the australian consciousness since it was their #1 watched show with their weird television situation with like 5 channels max

>>216442441
I too am at toil, sucking a can of coffee

you know when you a get boner on the bus and your stops coming up so you try to think of something gross like a woman pooing but your cock gets harder

>>216442298
all those hours in the gym to end up with a fat hog LOL

if you get upset with your waifus having irl relationships you probably are a mega virgin!

timmy's crush

>Anthony Williams
wtf I cant riot about that

got magical trevor on

Bit early for all this isn't it?

homer

>>216442499
tyron's crush

>>216442515
hesiod

>>216442488
oh MY days

>>216442485
>you know when you ... on the bus
I'm not a schoolchild, pensioner, nor homeless, so no

>>216442485
maybe your mind could be occupied better in that situation by trying to think of a post that's actually funny and witty

>>216442507
is he doing the trick with the cow?

haha this matan guy is hilarious

>>216442499
haha oh my days

got the peggle porn on

>>216442525
would rather not spoil the surprise

>>216442518
that's not how you do it, timmy

>>216442522
i can only drive to work like 2 times a week because the other times i am wayyy to hungover from drinking till 4am

>>216442524
and which yank are you, the one who posts fizzy drinks or the one who wants to eat emma watson's poo?

>>216442545
but you're a timmy unless you're claiming to be black

katy bus 25 went dis way instead of dat, ain't goin to skool

>>216442485
yeah

>>216442556
done that fat tub of lard

timmy got his new battyman chelsea boots on to impress katy at the office
she's texting cronem at the britannia, but he still snoring

six seven

>>216442556
that's gingerpedo pretty sure
kinda think he might be the one who posts fizzy drinks too

Katy goin to TEAR skool

Think I am actually infatuated with the escort I saw. I literally cannot stop thinking about her.

I need to be rational about this. I feel calmer now than I did last week in terms of emotions, but I'm finding it hard to focus on work, even don't have much of an appetite. Is this bad or normal?

>Anthony Williams

Rorke just dropped to his knees

>>216442575
thats nice timmy

>>216442421
£25 for mine lol

>Anthony Williams, 32, from Peterborough, has been charged with 10 counts of attempted murder after a knife attack on a train in Cambridgeshire on Saturday

well well well.....
what now, rorke?

>>216442583
this is a big lore drop if true

>>216442575
oh shieet timmy's chelsea boots to impress katy LOL
pang pang told timmy his boots were nice, she on dat passport game

>>216442499
Pang pang pussy CHANGED rorke

remember when carrier bags were free in supermarkets

fully grown man in america not old enough to buy himself a pint after work

>>216442613
they always seem to be around at the same time but never post immediately after 'each other'

katy daydreaming of bulbousdem, waiting for 3 pm
lil timmy daydreaming of pokemon cards he'll receive in his letter box today x

>>216441557
kek

Anthony Williams 32yo

Langford Road Peterborough

A well known schizophrenic in peterborough

Charged with numerous offences for Huntingdon Train stabbings inc 10 counts of attempted murder

A massive failure by Police and Mental Health services

The Tories broke Britain

He was also charged with a knife incident in London

>>216442630
OH OH

>>216442609
do you survive off aldi beans

>>216442617
*

>>216442556
neither

>>216442638
So it was a mentally ill British man, not a religious extremist Muslim immigrant.

I guess Rorke will be calling for better mental health services on the NHS just as much as he was calling for all immigrants to be kicked out of the country yeah? Won’t he?

>>216442638
is he a bulbousdem
yung katy left unsupervised with him in di mental asylum

>>216442618
>scan carrier bag at self service
>go to pay
>how many bags did you take?
>hit zero as it would charge me a second time for the bag, although in reality i have taken one
humiliation ritual

>As the noise got louder, he says he realised it was "time to go", leaving carriage H and running towards the buffet carriage.
is this a psyop I get the train all the time and have never seen a buffet carriage

>>216442662
wow almost like my assumption that these schizo posts were you (Quentin) was actually right

>>216442668
British*

>>216442653
Nah chicken, pasta, eggs, beef, porridge, hashbrowns and a bit more

>>216442583
Emmayank has been posting for a decade now, how is he gingerpedo the newfag?

>>216442630
no sponsors today?

logging into ChatGPT and making it say "good morning babe, i love you" in a girl's voice

>>216442374
why do you allow yourself to be this pathetic?

>>216442684
timmy taking his anger out on animals

emmayank is not gingernonce but gingernonce does post that AI nonsense

>>216442683
I'm not quentin, I'm not making "schizo" posts

>anthony Williams
Looool James o brien is going to tear you lot a new one today on lbc

>>216442708
he does pretend to be emmayank sometimes for some reason

>>216442722
the reason is that he's a bored mentally ill attention seeker

remember those months when 4chan went back online and gingernigger was nowhere to be seen
better days

Quentin Scobie being Ziedbelg would be an even bigger lore drop.

why does leftypol think it's some kind of victory that the attacker was a 2nd generation immigrant and not fresh off the boat

>>216442583
You’re a fucking moron in addition to being a newfag. Fizzy drinks lad hates gingerpedo just as much as me, and post timer proves he’s not gingerpedo, to say nothing about how his, mine, and gingerpedo’s posting styles are all different.

any pictures of this anthony wlliams fella?

mr name is mr burns

>>216442710
why do you always act like it isn't you despite blatant obvious evidence?

so uh…

>>216442683
Well done Captain Slow

... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Classic Coronation Street on iTV3 on TV in home ...

>>216442778
uh tim bro you don't look so good

>>216442761
love this, keep it going

leftypol clapping like a seal when it's revealed that the insane murderous nigger was born in britain and not a new arrival

who the fuck is quentin

Rorke is being awfully silent over this train attack isn’t he? Remember when he made up that the guy was screaming “allahu akbar”, what happened to that then eh?

really not interested in which mentally ill yank poster is which. filter the cunts and move on

>>216442789
he's not a young man anymore

toil got a new system that tells you how much money your work has directly made the company and i can say i'm way underpaid yet also overvalued

quentin… get the fuck to your room

>>216442818
wait until dis nigga read marx LOL

Give it a rest Adam

>>216442638
We just have to tax the billionaires bro
Tax the billionaires and this won't happen

>>216442775
oh he scoped katydem

>>216442766
An anon posted a screenshot last night, I'm not him

>Black fella does a crime
>Rorke owned o algo

leftynonce being a spiteful little bastard again is he

>>216442754
hope you realise you’re all such godawful posters that it’s really not worth mentally differentiating you

instead of production we should say makement

boring bunch of cunts you lot, talk about poo

>>216442863
crafting

socialists from 1910 who never saw a brown person in their lives would still be socialists today
think about that

>>216442773
made a bold prediction a few months ago that eventually the UK will make it illegal to leave
and so here we are...

>>216442638
>Langford road
Looks like council housing
So you were paying for this

>>216442869
been getting this incel reddit coming up and this morning some lass posted on it so i clicked her profile and the first two pictures were her weird looking poo

>>216442886
rorke asking for a tax rebate per each white person stabbed

>>216442873
also we should say nutriation. why hydration but not nutriation

>>216442668
It was a black "British" nutter
The solution is to get these people institutionalised and hang those who commit crimes like this
Labour won't do it though because of the racial discrepancies

>>216442882
Timmy's POV erryday
TV blaring Mexican telenovelas in Timmy's ears

>>216442662
who the fuck even is this tryhard sam hyde wannabe faggot? the sort of cunts who go out of their way to post autistic 4chan shit on other sites are the biggest gimps going

>>216442708
the one who does the ai is the gay one that posts about daddy sometimes i think theyre black

holy cringe

you lads love your sarcasm dont you

>>216442913
LOL colondem clarted eating bean stew every day x

>>216442618
Paid 40p for one yesterday

>>216442668
reopen the asylums
bring back hanging
deport all the wogs

it's not complicated

>>216442914
if you ever want to cringe your nut off watch one of his videos with /brit/ references in them

FaceID has suddenly stopped working on my phone, have I changed that much overnight?

https://x.com/bladeofthes/status/1985100294607262063

Andrew Tate getting knocked tf out

>>216442910
state, proper bunch of munters

>>216442933
i know someone posted them here, was so fucking embarrassing

Want to check out my old Facebook friends profiles but I don't want to appear high on their friendlists. That's how you know someone's been looking at your profile you see

>>216442911
>>216442930
You didn’t have to reply with your cope twice Rorke

>>216442881
leftypol can't understand that raising taxes will lead to people leaving and this is the current solution

stabbing 13 poos inside my arse

>>216442939
i dont think that's him

>>216442939
he moves kinda zesty though

weird how i had a parasocial relationship with timothy james byrne and seeing him dying is like watching my own data get old and die

>>216442959
Leftypol mate...

>>216442970
It is lol

>>216442914
Quinten, drops cronem mentions in this. I forget the time stamps tho

https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo

>>216442939
that aint tate lmao

anpoo taint lol

leftypol having a parasocial relationship with the biomass

>>216442939
That's not him

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I will have sex

>>216442976
>my own data get old

>>216442983
oh well in that case lol

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>>216442930
You just erased the other (You) with inspect element

tonights kino is Army of Shadows
L'Armée des ombres
1969 DIRECTED BY
Jean-Pierre Melville

>>216442985
hope this offputting autistic cunt doesn’t end up introducing /brit/ to soyright twitter dwelling newfags who still think sam hyde is funny in 2025

uh oh rattled the tate dickriders

quite the fan of ChatGPT for doing admin shit i dont want to do

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Heathermong really wants people to think he’s that quentin bloke

>>216443014
with me

>>216443039
there are videos of him getting KOd in boxing but that guy is a dancer impresonating him

>>216443033
Good flick that

>>216443044
WOW mate what is this thing you're using? Never heard of "Chat GPT" me is it some kind of app? very smart of you to delegate your boring work to a computer haha!

>>216443039
i think andrew tate is a pedo sex trafficking freak but that's obviously not him you faceblind autist

>>216443046
Ziedy can you explain these ones? I get your black knob obsession, but this makes no sense

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>>216443050
Let us make it so

>>216442981
both me btw

neighbours called the police because i’ve been practicing my homer scream in the mirror for an hour

>>216443049
Yeah, because it throws people off the scent. Literally only DTFIC was retarded enough to believe him, and even he cottoned on after a couple of days.

this nibba snoring lmao

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mousenonce necking 3 dragon soops and going mental on his gary eats sex arse

>>216442918
kek, him and his brother got kicked off the amazing race for making some homos uncomfortable, had some verbal argument

failed no nut november. mia malkova's arse was too much for me.

>>216443034
good thing he's got no fans

>>216443062
odd reaction x

>>216441255
>>216441255
>>216441255

>>216443096
skpckskf

He changed the time on his sponsor bot so when the clocks change again it will be at the normal time

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

who doesn't love black nob

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216442985
buy an ad

>>216442935
slept on one side too long