Thread 216441962

bulgarian edition

>>216414932

>>216441962 (OP)
Balk aka bulgaria aka ex osmanli aka ex thracia aka ex einos

Made before 310 sweaty

now that albanians started voting for VMRO will they begin larping as illyrian pagans?

We've now entered the "guy who wins election bulldozes the house of guy who losses election" stage of democracy.

>>216442787
that's just a waste of material

>>216440633
How are you coping with the loss?

>>216441962 (OP)
uga bugar

>>216442787
I haven't been paying attention to politics, the fuck is going on?
Give me the rundown.

>>216443267
VMRO and VLEN won 95% of municipalites in the macedonian local elections while opposition parties are collapsing into irrelevancy

>>216443321
VMRO are nationalists I assume?
are they pro-Russia?

I was asking about uga-bugar politics, but yours are of interest too

>>216443345
macedonia doesnt have pro russian parties, they are meme populists which won in every macedonian city and a couple of albanian majority ones voted for their macedonian candidates to vote out the other albanians LMAO

>>216443345
Only party that is half-competent in this shithole.

>>216443345
It's just GERB.

when was the last time any balkmun country had this stable government?

>VMRO 21 mayors
>VLEN 4 Mayors
>SDSM 3 Mayors
>Gypsy Party 1 Mayor
>Kumanovo Party 1 Mayor
Kek, can't make this shit up.

I don't care why i would wear a shirt of some band because the shirt looks badass despite never hearing a single song of that band ever in my life

>>216443642
don't check out the albo parliament for the past decade

>tetova: vlen
>gostivar: vlen
>kercova: vmro
>struga: independent

>>216444358
No idea who that even is
In my eyes there's DUI and DPS

can we expect more ancient buildings to be erected in Skopje now?

Can't believe this obese balding soyfilled bitch is my mayor

the original VMRO anthem before BKP falsified history:

>Srpska mi truba zatrubi
>Vo tovo selo Drenovo
>Spremte se spremte chetnici
>Silna kje borba da bude

>>216444779
First, you need to be human.

>>216444779
izgleda ko chovek kojto kje gradi mnogo velocipedni stazi
ima mojot glas

>>216444902
He promised infinity boulevards and highways
I would kill him for his crimes against bicyclism alone, if I could

ПPBO БУГAP
ПOTOA ЧOBEК

>>216444779
Only an ugly people could vote for such an ugly person
We really are mini Bulgaria

>>216444941
Well, if he starts metro construction in Skopje then I can forgive him his car-culting

>>216445033
He shan't
Only Kosovo style highway systems pretending they're a city

>>216445071
>kosovo-style
They're american style lil bro.

>>216445132
smol kosova is the 51st state

>>216445132
American style with Albanian characteristics

>>216444779
Amar and Sashko are on the same level academically, amar and sashko have both harrassed and assaulted girls, both amar and sashko are drug addicts. Stop crying.

>>216445196
You're saying Sashko has more grounds for being a mayor than the fat ugly troll? Powerful...

>>216445071
i think he should, if Skopje got a metro before BG it would be a big W for little 'donia

zamisli faca od vucic kad tova chuje

tendies donned
time for my tendies + hot sauce + monster breakfast

levica bros?

>>216445184
>>216445195
I hate balkanimals so much.

>>216445297
Bodied that freak, there's no coming back from this.

>>216445247
Sofia has a metro bro

>>216444158
don't you guys have AI for an Minister with...AI kids. Wft?

6 scrambled eggs seasoned with garlic powder, olives, feta cheese along with a cup of coffee and water

now you may speak (post) to me

>>216445297
It's good advice honestly, no one respects you if you don't have a degree

>>216445297
82IQ nation unironically thinks this is an argument

>>216445318
He can come back if he comes back with a degree

>>216445483
It's not an argument but it's a good own I have to admit

>>216445483
what color is your degree bro?

>>216445567
I don't want people with arrested development to rule over me, really if people held their rulers to a standard this would've been political career suicide.

>>216445328
BG doesn't mean Bulgaria in this context bro

>>216445631
I want PhDs from UKIM to be mandatory for running for public office

Lachbros...
Wagmi

>>216445637
Sorry but we're all Bulgaria obsessionists here bro

>>216445739
while funny some nerd picked tech stocks in '99 for the chimp to throw darts at

>>216445734
>I want maymoons to just buy PhDs instead of bachelors

>>216445739
>internet companies
>1999

>>216445739
NOOOO BROO STONKS AREN'T GAMBLING BROOO OH GOOOOD BROOO

>>216445808
I said UKIM bro

>>216445844
Oh, you sweet summer child.

>>216445878
Selyak whose family isn't filled with UKIM professors award

>>216445836
you missed the point bro

>>216445815
I dont see lachdex performing nearly as well

>>216445734
>ukim
albanians and eastoids surpassed that corrupt diploma mill bro

>>216445931
Bro ur shithole university diploma is not even toilet paper worthy next to my SU diploma sheeesh

>>216445945
He's a retarded non shareholder bro, barely human (still own only one stock award)

Prepare your einos for the long crab

>>216445945
Stonk holders are very smart pipo.

>>216445960
Now look at world rankings in your own table bro

>>216445931
Case in point.

>>216445984
>crab
kino animal

>>216445976
Talk to me in 2 years time when I get my second master's from Germany

>>216446027
Different faculties doe

>>216445960
So sad I didn't have a chance to get Erasmus in Tetova

>>216446045
Did my masters in koln lil bro get fucked
You will never be an academic like me
You will never get into the EU grand nobility of academics and arcane knowledge
Im like a beacon of wisdom blazing out across the jungle of balkmunic darkness and ignorance

>>216446102
You would impose rules that specifically benefits your clan and would bar anyone else from engaging in politics. Basically you're no different from what we already have and in some ways even worse.

>>216446145
>Erasmus
unironically a EU wide breeding program, sad this wasnt possible at my chudcel shipcel college

>>216446176
I will write this post in 2 years when I'm an academic God

>>216446229
>breeding program
Friend that went on this shit told me how he and others had to listen to the females getting stretched out by africans.

>>216446382
his response is to cuckpost

>>216446229
you only get access to third rate universities, there is a reason the uk is not in it

Αh yes, instagoy reels finally delivers

>>216446423
jamal jamal knotted dogs bibisi bibisi

>>216446465
UGA BUGAR

>>216446423
It's just what happened. Erasmus is a Timmy humilliation program.

>>216446446
>third rate universities
literally who cares about the quality of the university? oh don't tell me you'd go on Erasmus to learn something at some EU college, are you retarded? you get out of doing any real "work" at whichever college you go to and get to live in a dorm or student accommodation at literally any country in Europe you choose to and you'll be surrounded by foreign students (women) doing the same. Majmuns here often pick Lisabon or Prague and I know how they'd live for months it's probably the highlight of all their academic studies

if you can't get laid on Erasmus its unironically so over that it couldn't be more over for you

>>216446239
zagrej stolce

>>216446560
i care about the grind, lil bro, i dont give a shit about what the professors at the shitholeov university in some post communist eastern european country have to teach me or entertain some low quality hole because i dont plan to work as a street sweeper with no respectable credentials

>>216445983
so true sister
I need to buy like 20 more vwce since it's a new month

burakumin general larping as philosophers and academicians

I like stab and boon, they tell things like it is. Something most politicians lack today, I'd vote for them to become grand master presidents of Greece if they ever ran for office.

>>216446890
They're just like boomers, they lives are miserable and shit but they cope by saying they got a degree o algo.

The idea that the single income household was bad for women is nothing but a lie manufactured by the state to use the feminist movement to double the tax base. Brainwashing them to think that slaving your life away to your boss for a little money is better than being with your family and raising your kids.

>>216446999
You don't have to worry about raising the kids if the state can raise them and teach them work habits from the ripe age of 6! Send the kids to the mines and tax them too!

>>216447056
Mhmm, great minds think alike, need to buy some mine stonks to get ready.

>state seized the house once your parents kick the bucket in weimerrica
Damn, their obsession with getting their own place makes sense now.

>>216447056
The children are yearning for the mines.

>>216447056
I say this

>>216447056
I can't believe the Albanian AI minister said that!

Drink cofe fall sleep i should try crack

So anyone gonna get EU5? I wonder if I should get it. I really wanna play tall Bulgaria, though I kind of think it will be too bland on release.

>>216449297
>So anyone gonna get EU5?
Yeah I have an acc on cs.rin.ru.

>>216449297
Is it out? I'll wait for the torrent.

Only real time to buy EUV is in 2 years when the mods come out and buy it cheap on cdkeys so you have Workshop access

>>216449634
Tomorrow is the release date. I'm sure it will be out to be pirated in no time, though the MP might be interesting while people haven't figured out the meta. That is if the desynching isn't a problem (again).

>it costs 5$ to ship something from Canada to Croatia

the west is saved bros

>>216449297
you should buy the 120€ pre-order season pass deluxe edition to support the small indie studio Paradox Interactive

>>216449634
>Is it out? I'll wait for the torrent.
A Serb thing to do, real Croats would pay 300 euros for vanilla and 800 to preorder all DLCs.

>>216449698
It's 85 euro and I think I'll buy it.

>>216449681
people who will engage in multiplayer are the type of people who will figure out the meta in a week. achievement hunting in iron man mode is the real deal

anyway the pop system seems kino as pyrrhic victories or costly wars in theory should fuck over your economy. If there are hopefully no mid game 2.2million casualty world wars then I consider EUV a decent successor.

>>216449785
I think the casualties will scale well, but people have said that you get a lot of gold very early. And that the AI is shit.
Yeah, people will figure it out in a week, so that's why I'm considering buying it now, playing for a day or 2 single player, and then checking out the MP scene.

>>216449825
>And that the AI is shit
AI is kept bad on purpose to appease normies in every game, though maybe it's starting to be more of pajeet programmer's fault than a deliberate decision.

ok but did they fix the performance instead of adding 30 million african pops and BBCs(Building Based Countries)

>>216449867
>play some nigro country
>overpopulate
>flood western Europe with a billion nigros in 1422

peak gameplay desu

>>216449683
What onahole did you order?

>>216449855
It might be the engine - the processor requirements seem high for what it is, as usual. Though yeah, it could be jeet programming, but I think they just didn't want to bother with it yet.
>>216449867
No idea about the performance, but it starts just before the plague in Europe, so if you play in Europe you lose half your population within 20 years of the start.
>>216449911
Lol! I bet that will be actually doable.

>>216449913
no sex toys unfortunately, king

I'm looking to comfymaxx my room so I'm thinking about some posters and shit for the wall or something like this

>>216449297
I'll give it the paradox game treatment, aka I won't touch it until years later makes it actually playable and not barebones.

I bought it. Kinda disappointed - for some reason it doesn't let me pre-download. Gotta wait till tomorrow evening.

>>216450443
nigga paid full price for a paradox game

>>216450463
I paid for EU4 too.

>>216450486
it's more about the full price part than the paid part

>>216450531
I hadn't bought a game in a while, and I think I'll enjoy it. I'm fine with it. Also I want to check out the MP at release.

>>216450443
Though I mildly dissaprove of buying it, enjoy king

I need a /balk/report tomorrow on the playability

If you play map painting games, I would honestly just execute you if I were dictator

>>216450577
It releases at 20:00 BG time, so probably not tomorrow. Maybe I'll update you the day after tomorrow on how my Bulgaria tall run went.
>captcha GGN0W

What do Bulgarians think of foreigners learning their language : positive or negative ?

>>216450664
Seething midwits always executed capable people.

>>216450709
Very positive.

>>216450709
why would such a thing be negative at all?

>>216450844
Because sexhavers and moneymakers don't do that

>>216450879
idk man thirdies go crazy when I bust out two sentences of broken indonesian or tagalog it almost always ends up with me being filmed for some thirdie social media

>>216450668
Aight, chances are if it gets pirated instantly we shall compare notes

>>216450712
Go open mspaint again bro

>>216450948
>broken indonesian
exactly
>chad polyglot: volley voo couch-her ayy veck moy so sore?
>WOAUW chad u such a polyglot omg omg

>incel polyglot: *flawless accent and grammer*
>eeeewwww why does he speak our language so well is he like a spy or something it's so creepy EEEEWWW

>>216451014
the truth is thirdie women dont want their passportbro bfs/husbands speaking their language fluently because then they can understand her and what she says about him to others lmao

behold my großgreciums

>>216451080
>oofy doofies doubly cockblock themselves by putting in the effort to learn the language
bruuuutal bro

>>216451115
unironically nobody cares since all you have to do in SEA is be white

anyways was thinking a couple of these, like 3 of them lined up and on the other wall the world map. yeah that might be it

>>216450844
Idk some cultures dislike or don’t care ppl who try to learn their native language (ex : French/germans), so I wanted to ask just in case

I have 8 laptops and 3 pc desktops in my house right now

My throat still hurts a week in bros

Maybe I shouldn't have been a stupid fucking Chud and just taken the vaccine

>>216452605
Did you try treating it at all?

>>216452605
Bro, buy Tantum Verde mouthwash and gargle it, it will clear it up

>>216452605
haha, suffer

>>216452913
Yes bro
I'm drinking hibiscus tea right this moment

>>216452605
>corona
>2025
Biggest NPC of this general.

>>216442827
>>216443869
Angrybey you have tge chance to meet Patricia this month in Galați

>>216445297
>sit on your ass and finish school
that's sounds weird as insults go.

>>216452490
Hmmmmmmm

>>216453441
Bigger shock would be if he said he was Slavic.

>>216452605
Just spray propolis on your throat.

>>216453876
Yeah... do that

Pre-download is up.

Do macacos really call Aleksandars Sando?

>>216442787
Based Delyan destroyed what 35 years of "democracy" couldnt. No more Turk ethnic party

>>216445739
>in 1999

Every day when I walk out the subway with the other office drones and their office drone bagpacks with corpo enslaver brandings of different colors all walking in silence and monotonous steps I feel the urge of jumping in front of the subway given that I have at least 35 more years of this to go

>>216455800
>in silence
Is bulgaria really a balkmunian country?

I was by the sea again today bros... vghhhh

Movie night tonight

>>216457121
Wholesome story for the whole family. I don't see why people don't like jeets.

>>216455800
Take the province pill. I get a decent wage and I walk 10 mins to work

LMFAO
https://youtu.be/iWTCh536Rlw?si=BUpKRzAZzazPjAPF

monday? I'd give it a 7.5/10, pretty good day ngl senpai probably the best one I've had since coming home

Life? I'd give it a 2.5/10, pretty awful ngl senpai probably the worst one I've had in all my reincarnations.

i'd give my life a 3.5/10

boughted 24€ of random steam games and bundles on sale, it's like 8 games

>>216457776
Waste of money
Pirating games is a moral imperative

>>216457794
I mainly buy games I've already pirated and played doe

>>216457776
which ones tho?

>>216457706
>greekjeet
>talking about reincarnation
Big surprise right here

>>216457826
Gigawaste of money

>>216457443
I am born in Sofia if I leave it I wont know anyone in town and I already am a loner as it is let alone in a new town

>>216457982
Get fucked shitfian scum lmao

>>216458083
He owns your provincial ass bro
Show some respect

>>216457982
loner doesn't mean what u think it does

>>216458177
Im from there too bro we're so fucked i hope the gas cannister explodes and kills us all while drinking tranny piss in this run down pub

>>216458303
I have two friends in total and I find it hard making new contacts

>>216458475
how do you not have 7 retards minimum harrasseing you

>>216458503
Idk I guess im barely interested in most people in general. But sometimes its good to have someone to get hammered with

And i thought shipcel blogposts were getting pathetic

Vgh

>>216459137
good one, you got a kek out of me

>>216459137
wait until they see pleven

Buy KLAC and LRCX

alright balk bros it's time we make some beaucoup bucks

hit me with your numbers and i'll play the yurojackpot tomorrow

Here is a number for you

7.62x39

>>216460137
#flip

Shame in Split! Fifty or so people in black stormed into the Serbian Society's evening, chased people out; the police responded

In the rudest possible way, the Folklore Evening as part of the Days of Serbian Culture in Split, which was supposed to take place this Monday in the premises of the Blatina Škrapa City District starting at 7 p.m., was interrupted by a group of fifty or so people who threatened the performers and the audience, chased them out of the hall, and then escorted them out with shouts of "Ready for home."

As we unofficially learn, the organizers immediately agreed to leave the district's premises so as not to endanger the safety of the performers and guests from Novi Sad, including children, and reported the incident to the police and are currently, as we learn, giving statements.

Shortly after 6:30 p.m., a report was received that the KUD group from Novi Sad did not feel safe when arriving at the Blatina-Škrapa City District facility where they were supposed to perform because of a large group of young people who were in front of the facility.

We later learned that part of the gathered group of young people entered the area of the Blatina District where the event was to be held and asked the visitors to disperse, which they did. During the dispersal, members of the group repeatedly shouted and disrupted public order.

>>216460215
>hero party must fall
Shiiiet Mars is literally me frfr.

>>216461376
it gets more boring later on, the dumb dev tries to make him some sort of tragic past anti-hero that's actually the good guy

>>216461399
He saves the world by breeding everyone end. The hero's mom needed more.

>>216461462
did it actually end? havent bothered to play it in months

>>216461356
Russia started SMO for less.

>>216461546
Nah, I just skipped to her. The priestess has some good scenes I guess.

office food is decent for tuesday, might go to work today

"Fight it, run from it, destiny still arrives, and where did it take you? Back to me." - Lach

i quit prescription meds only to buy some meme over the counter vitamins marketed as anxiety reducing or some shit
literally going insane without the xans, i feel everything 10x more intensely

>>216462852
nigga was on meth and quit cold turkey for 5€ gummy vitamins

me? I'm rawdogging life

>>216462852
Explains why you're so low IQ.

>>216462885
i am too over the edge and overreactive now if i dont drink daily, i dont even know what the lesser evil is

this stupid shit doesnt work it must be some placebo targeted at ultra normie timmies i still have the urge to break every single piece of furniture i own

i feel like being at peace is something that was stole from me, i want to brutally torture someone and uncontrollably cry at the same time

i dont have the guts to ack myself, i think about bullying one timmy at work until he surprises me one day and shoots me in the head

shit sounds worse than alcohol withdrawal