Thread 216446336

Bad psych edition

hmm
niggroids kissing
hmm

found the dumbest cat alive lmao

ough

sucking a coffee

It seems today that all you see is immigrants in tescos and wogs on tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=CiXOaidjVBM5Bymp
Timmy meeting Pang Pang at Heathrow

>>216446391
Latam is so confusing. They will do everything to stop a cat being hurt but will cut up a guy into bite size bits because he owns a debt of 5 pesos

>>216446581
cat doesn’t owe you money o algo

>>216446606
um

>>216446606
how very grim

>>216446581
>Owes*
I'm stupid

Spammers flummoxed lol
They don't know which thread to shit up

Got that hot dog crust pizza me, going to get pissed and scran it

Alright

Silly really

ok

Crazy taxi. Get it played

he's gone feral

>>216446996
cheeky day off toil is it? still a bit grim though

>>216447152
Not really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbbwgnXpoCY
Timmy meeting Pang Pang at Heathrow

putting 15 books on ebay
that's like £150

i fucking know i get the captcha right every time but it tells me i got it wrong to make me do another one

>>216447173
Well it is rather

remove these and you'll be more attractive to women than 90% of other men

>>216447208
training

>>216447208
ktim

>>216447209
Mm don't think so

>>216447212
Would love scranning one of them

>>216447184
wasn't worth advertising or begging the first time either

*enters thread*

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762174900650192.webm

your throat cheese needs to go if you want to find success with women

bollocks are black and blue

janny on some funny billy business

>>216447187
Post the books anon

>>216447208
It was revealed in the hack that they do that on purpose to encourage you to buy a pass

get rid of your throat cheese cheese you want to find success with women

to get maccas breakfast or to save money

Rorke! Behind you!

Timmy coming home to a diseased Pooja
Best he could do

>>216447299
Plot twist: he hates his son not because he is a racist but because he is a faggot

tits tits tits

>>216447259
I plan to!

>>216447167
got to make sure I return to toil in pain

Haha I get it

>>216447330
timmy's perimenopausal crush omds

>>216447274
There is no way for my big dick to enter the toaster

>>216447359
So what happened to make you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this new autistic shut-in boring incel freak persona instead?

>>216447373
MAMMA MIA!

>>216447330
me on the left

>>216447233
Shut up

>>216447401
oh my days

love chips me. going to have soem chips now

>>216447330
there's absolutely no point in dancing unless there's a realistic chance you'll shag (not the case here)

>>216447433
>(not the case here)
Why

was at starbucks getting coffee and there was this soylennial in front of me in the queue. i could see he ordered some gay drink like a cinnamon latte so i loudly said "black coffee, NO SUGAR OR MILK" when ordering and the soylennial turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom someone drinking hard coffee

>>216447446
he's ugly and old lol she probably wants hot younger guys or at least hot guys her age and being a woman she can't get that easily

even x formerly twitter wants me to verify my age. well they can fuck off

>>216447459
>was at starbucks
that makes you soy too

>>216447459
and then everyone clapped

>>216447459
yeah? anyway, how's pang pang?

>>216447459
somehow i remember last week i was eating matcha ice cream while smoking and people were actually looking at me weirdly (this happened)

>>216447487
fell for it award

even in his fantasies he's just the hardest man in starbucks

>>216447517
Irish rabbit

>>216447512
hardest man in starbucks would be a decent album title imo

>>216447512
it's a big starbucks with 2 floors

That sounds like a boomer Facebook post parody.

What would the modern day equivalent be? It would have to involve a millennial shitting on a zoomer for liking minecraft or something.

Title - Hardest Man in Starbucks EP

Fifty percent through working day 1 toil

mans got ops in Starbucks bruv

Janny tried to get me banned for posting about Quentin lmfao

nowadays people stay at home a lot more. in the old days everyone was out all the time.

the toilfu said she missed me when I returned after 8 days off :3

napping now

Spotted a grey
Sitting there arrogantly thinking it belongs on this fence

Think I've got arthritis

>>216447663
blast that nigga into orbit

>>216447641
nobody has any spare cash to do anything and there's more video content available to consume at home than there has ever been in human history

>>216447678
Bet this hurt to type

Fairly grey and miserable out
But dry
Might be fun camping weather perhaps

think I've got arseritis

>>216447641
The result of a fear campaign fuelled by divisive politicians and news sites.

The reality is if they weren't told before, most people would even notice there's migrants being housed nearby.

>>216447459
Bvsed as fvck bro
Do this all the time, the birds behind the counter love it and all

>>216447641
only leave the house to put the bins out me.

>>216447718
they would have noticed

was at CEX getting some upgrades and there was a snoy in front of me in the queue. i could see he bought some gay game like red dead redemption 2 so i loudly said "RTX 4070, GRADE C" when ordering and the snoy turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom a PC gamer

>>216447701
from experience I can tell you that camping in shit weather is absolutely not fun whatsoever unless maybe you were sharing a tent with a girl

watching my gay porn
anyone else watching their gay porn or am I the only one watching their gay porn

My standard coffee order is a flat white with oat milk

>>216447724
nani?!

>>216447764
If you have gear and supplies to keep you warm and fed and entertained I say camping can be fun in most weathers
Only thing is in extreme wind or rain sleeping because very difficult

>>216447767
bent wrist.jpg

ladies you are looking good tonight

Lovely and quiet out seen only about six people and three dogs
Wish I could just continue walking out to knaresborough maybe rather than head back to toil

Actually so sad seeing him beg for attention literally all fucking day

>>216447806
still got it

drinking petrol (a black coffee)

>>216447843
perhaps if you weren't spending every waking hour of your life on here as well you wouldn't be so bothered by it?

my 16 year old gf just sent me this

>>216447864
put cum in there

>the train attacker was white
rorkeypops?

um

>>216447868
Maybe?

right get the sodding 'tex posted

>>216447891
Will be bouncing off her knees by the time she's 20

right well that's illegal isn't it

right

right that's it ive had it

you niggas retarded she's clearly in her 30s

>>216447954
right ok then

>>216447963
right mong loves when things are right

Day 16 without porn.
Day 10 without masturbating.
Day 6 after seeing an escort.

Still no libido. Of the three matches I've had on Bumble, all of the conversations seem to have dried up :(

If she 30s I'm 30s

>>216447954
right I see

>>216447908
mogged by a man
>>>/v/724860398

I'm off work sick

the utter glee they have in telling you he's a 'british man' of 'of Peterborough'
i hate these people so much

>>216447977
Is that because you told all 3 of them you shagged an escort and it broke you mentally?

right (quite right)
you're bloody well right
you've got a bloody right to say

>>216447998
I'm off work... sick!!*

>>216447977
What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?
What is your height and weight?
What shoe size do you wear?

>>216447984
hot as hell

>>216448001
Ha! What now you racist cockwomble? Going to blame all Brits for this British attack? Gammons in turmoil now they know it's one of their own at fault.

why aren't they showing an image of this "Anthony Williams" suspect then

why are UK browns so obsessed with cars and status?

>Train stabbing suspect appears in court as man tells BBC of hand being 'sliced' in carriage tussle
he's in court already? it only happened yesterday

>>216448079
that is not exclusive to wogs from the UK, that's a very common wog obsession

>>216448084
Probably setting bail conditions and charging him

>>216448044
Play with my toys
5'6 15st 3
Size 5

>>216448084
I think they get fast tracked through the courts when they're involved in a high profile news story

>>216448128
midge

>>216448069
>>216448084
Awaiting court drawing of British National

>>216448128
Did your parents bind your feet as a child?

>>216448084
looking through the archives for any pictures of him as a choir boy

>>216448173
No?

>>216448190
Why are your feet so tiny?

hypothetically what could a dark net vendor send you in the post if he psychopathically decided from your reasonable complaint that you deserved a "present :)" ?

>>216448128
you can't get men's shoes in size 5

walt disney Magpies coalition government

>>216448128
15 stone at 5'6?

>>216448218
baked beans

>>216448084
He'll be in a magistrates to be remanded in custody to crown court, or in a crown court being charged and denied bail.
The actual trial will be months away

Pooing in an envelope and selling it on eBay

How long do we have to hear leftypol and the remainer gang go on about brexit for?

Ten counts of attempted murder following a stabbing attack on a train in Cambridgeshire on Saturday
Actual bodily harm in connection to an alleged assault on a police officer in a custody suite, following the train attack
One count of possession of bladed article in connection to the incident in Cambridgeshire
Another count of attempted murder in a separate incident at Pontoon Dock Docklands Light Railway (DLR) station, London, in the early hours of Saturday
Another count of possession of a bladed article in connection to the incident at Pontoon Dock DLR station

brexit means brexit

>>216448218
im not sure they want that kind of attention

>>216448353
yeah that's what i was thinking. my response was basically "well that's completely unwarranted and you're bonkers"

>leftypol and the remainer gang
another good band name

>these figures show knife crime is falling by 5% compared with the same period last year and 7% compared with five years ago. Homicides involving a knife also fell by nearly a fifth in the latest year to 196 offences, compared with 239 the year before
Rorke shitting himself over falling crime because he uses faceberg and shitter all day

Ah he's back to the rorke/leftypol spam
Must be done wanking I guess

me? i start every day with that song from matilda that goes mmmmmmmm oh there pretty one or whatever it says

what useless tat should I get off alixpress? got a little voucher you see

>>216448437
dildo

>>216448437
Fuzzy slippers

>>216448437
i recently got 12x herb grinders, a low quality screwdriver kit thing with a billion heads and some earplugs that don't really work

>>216448437
sex arse

sitting by my window watching a blackbird eating a pear in the garden

why's there a mexican shop called liverpool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F-c-auzlLU

mad that you could just buy a dildo and then shove it up your arse

>>216448437
fresh milk

>>216448497
shes quite annoying

>>216448437
this shite

>>216448503
thats illegal

IDIOT white boomer doesn’t understand slang

You could fit 2 or 3 migrants in here at least

>>216448437
Peper the frog hat

>>216448556
mad how shameless he is

>>216448548
Thanks for sharing this incredibly interesting screenshot from X the Everything App (formerly known as Twitter)

>>216448437
this one is my favourite

>>216448579
its just underwear made out of plastic..????

scranning buttered crumpets

>>216448526
Love lights me, that looks cosy

>>216448613
me when im a moth

>>216448013
No, I just suck at talking

tits hurt

>>216448579
LOL

>>216448556
Can you give me an update on tim, he was in hospital for fucking ages, where is he now, a care home?

>>216448622
screaming that's what I was thinking hahaha lol x

>>216448639
*rapes you*

>>216448556
Why is there womens deoderant

>>216448638
He's in a home wearing his excellent glasses and watching the big bang theory on E4 on TV

https://xcancel.com/TimmyUk

>>216448655
tim is seasidemark's gf or something innit

>be me, plus-sized
>amazon delivery comes whilst I'm in my underwear making a cornish pasty and beans for lunch
>answer because if he's kept waiting for even seconds he gives it to the neighbour who I hate talking to
>he bizarrely takes a picture of me in my underwear with my tits out holding the package as proof he delivered it

bet him and his cunt friends will enjoy that tonight
feel quite violated right now

>>216448668
oh yeah

>>216448668
it lush

>be me, plus-sized
>amazon delivery comes whilst I'm in my underwear making a cornish pasty and beans for lunch
>answer because if he's kept waiting for even seconds he gives it to the neighbour who I hate talking to
>he bizarrely takes a picture of me in my underwear with my tits out holding the package as proof he delivered it
>receive text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

will /brit/ be playing PRAGMATA, the most anticipated upcoming game?

Typical incompetent uk police
Tazered an innocent black man because they thought he was the train stabber

>>216448665
>gets to be a comfy NEET, have meals provided for him and watch telly with shopper bear all day
You cannot suffer as a schizo

imagine skinning heathermong alive

>>216448712
STOP TAZING THE MANDEM

>>216448712
I heard they tased every black person on the train just to be sure

just not on

>>216448676
>plus-sized

>>216448722
can't imagine it because i don't know what he looks like

no 'cado's

>>216448761
ok stop this now

want to die

Goran

>>216448716
Sounds awful actually

>>216448084
When it's this serious and this clear cut they rush them through
No defense lawyer in the world could get him off so no point building a case

goodnight everyone

tha
lolidem

>>216448838
night night x

>>216448833
t. the dpd man

>>216448858
What's that

Wish I was going to sleep. Very sleepy today

G.I.B.

>>216448851
phwor

>>216448838
gn :3

>>216448866
Take a nap

>>216448896
:)

>Ready meals are all made in the same factory!
Bigham's are designed by professional chefs and prepared in small batches.
>They're expensive!
You're paying for quality ingredients and recipes inspired by Charlie's travels.
>But it's still a ready meal!
Prepared meal.

I'm going to try to stop thinking about the escort I saw for a week or so.

Does anyone have any tips for how to put her out of my mind?

>>216448933
This. They aren’t even microwaveable, they use fresh ingredients

what is with newcunts literally just posting adverts as a pseudo-gimmick

>>216448921
You like that idea?

>>216448698
screaming

>>216446391
kitty wanted to die

vtuber wank on the cards

>>216448971
bighams was a funny ironic gimmick a while ago

>>216448971
are you the schizo who went mad because i mentioned geowizard earlier

>>216449010
What was ironic about it?

>>216448704
jej

>>216448955
ah yes of beanstalk fame

>>216449014
nah but congrats on believing your imaginary opponent went mad though, I guess

>>216448864
one of tims enemies

>>216449032
woah cool dove

>>216449032
beautiful pidge

>>216449043
mmm bird flu

God I fucking love ebony porn

>>216448847
ToT

>>216449051
they weren't my "opponent" i accidentally upset them

>>216449057
I see I don't know any of the Tim lore way before my time

>>216448847
you should be butched and fed to pigs

guys i just launched my first AWS EC2 instance. VERY cool

Was at costa getting coffee and there was this soylennial in front of me in the queue. i could see he ordered some gay drink like a cinnamon latte so i loudly said "black coffee, NO SUGAR OR MILK" when ordering and the soylennial turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom someone drinking hard coffee

>>216449087
you’re irish diaspora aren’t you?

rorkes britain

>>216449123
>VERY
What's that stand for?

>>216449076
fag

>>216449103
okay
so you imagined someone but couldn't control their emotions in your own head
but they're the schizo

>>216449142
Virtualised Environment Relying on YAML

>>216449140
leftypol wants you to buy vacuum packed mince. Rorke likes his plastic trays

>>216449043
sir chicken jockey

>>216449132
As someone who always drinks black coffee, dafties like you make me cringe

>>216449113
dpd is a delivery company and the guy driving the van was out to get tim by turning up at suspicious times. there are rumours he was working with vinay, tims neighbour the dentist

Rorke wants to make this illegal

right well

Waterstones do some nice coffee. I just got myself one after my incel walk. I grabbed a book as well so I look normal. I am normal.

i’m living rent free in your head :)

>>216449223
quite mad, mental even, how this is repulsive and disgusting but i'd happily do it to a peng female.

>>216449147
why do you think i imagined someone mate
it was you after all, you're real

>>216449236
you did buy the book, right?

>>216449236
if you're normal you can get a job instead of leeching off everyone else.

join us

>>216449236
posted the same picture again

>>216449245
mine?

Just saw a very normal looking man in waterstones

>>216449252
okay

Been told I've got big minge energy

>>216449285
no :)

>>216449140
>Typically less than 25% fat
What do you mean typically? Can you get the SSR 50% wagyu minced beef?

>>216449236
yeah i think normal people are allowed to do things like that when theyre not working, presumably you have today off for some perfectly normal reason or another

they are getting leaky

>>216449345
sup crodie

>>216449373
sup crodie
winston firing bus 25 up yeah?

>>216449273
Don’t you DARE suggest that to a based NEET

>>216449236
skinny jeans in the big 25 oh my days

I fart a lot more these days. I think I'm lactose intolerant now

everyone stopped posting when the cuckle brothers showed up

>>216449273
Are you a farmer?

>>216449273
I fucking hate people on bennies. I grew up in the london slums and basically everyone defrauded bennies and had cash in hand jobs and gave their kids booster classes and all of that shit. Meanwhile I was too rich to go on bennies and too poor to afford anything

It’s normal to have enough savings to not need to work and live your life as a flâneur, jumping into coffee shops to avoid the rain.

Been made aware I've got big minge energy

>>216449454
to him, to him, to him, to him

I am seven years older than the gf
Is this ok

did anyone else play this?

Unless you are a farmer, truck driver, or trauma surgeon, you are not being leeched off. Those are the only real jobs.

cor, she'd get it
right in the flâneur

so before you start gossiping at about me scratch your minge, sniff your fingers, cause you got bigger fish to fry

>>216449516
I work for the RAF so I'm an uber leech

>>216449494
screaming

3 pm

fat line of cocaine at 8 in the fucking morning
get that up ya

>>216449552
alri suelad

fuck sake step dads here
awkwardddddddd

>>216449588
why would anyone here ever give a single shit

>>216449511
im the frogzard poster

>>216449588
offer to tag team your mum with him
would be a good bonding experience

>>216449511
mi play this game

>>216449588
is he going to teach you how to be a real man by extinguishing cigarettes on your head

>>216449605
last time I checked this is my blog

bit bored i am. thanks for reading x

coffeezilla is such a little snitch bruv let the hustlers make some money fr

>>216449667
finally a good post

i went to record a vocaroo to record in this thread cause I needed to fart and thought hm an audio recording of that would be funny by then I shit my underwear which is the only thing I'm wearing and I just spent the fifteen minutes dealing with the cleanup and I'm extremely lucky it didn't flop out of my boxers and onto the laptop or it would have been much much worse

>>216449619
>>216449637
it wasn't bad, in hindsight 20 quid for a dragon amulet wasn't a bad deal

is it okay to go over the solid white line sometimes when driving the line on the left

How hard would it be to write a script that detects when my toilet flushes and automatically posts here "just done a poo"?

>>216449511
we all played adventure quest

>>216449712
>needing to rng my sword in adventure quest for a dragon to pop up and clear a hard wave in a quest i shouldnt be doing
classic

can't take any of you seriously after i learned you're all laid in bed with a laptop on your stomach

>>216449751
I'm sat at my gaming chair at my gaming pc actually mate, get your facts right

>>216449797
>>216449797
>>216449797

>>216449792
blud got the 5090 just to type poo on 4chan

>>216449835
nta I got a 1050 2gb (couldn't find a slim ti)