Thread 216451560

>spent 1500 on three different prostitutes
>didn't cum with any of them
Genuinely is it over for me? Is this rock bottom?

>people don't even reply to me
It is so over it's unreal

>>216451560 (OP)
Grim, please tell me how to avoid this

>>216451560 (OP)
Did you have anxiety or something

>>216451560 (OP)
>>216452228
I feel your pain man

>>216452250
Stop masturbating to porn
It'll make you unable to coom, women will either think you are not turned on by them or just some kind of freak

Yes, try getting fucked by a man.

how long did you last? why couldn't you?

>>216451560 (OP)
Kek, I barely came my first time, didn't cum my second time, but came all subsequent times. It kinda takes a little practice to get over the stage fright, don't sweat it young one.

Rock bottom doesn't come until later.

I wince at the thought of sticking it in the same place 1000 other blokes have, you're a champion for even trying it

Were you wearing a condom? I can't cum with a condom on.

>>216452323
>introduce a feature
>the workaround is more entertaining than the feature itself
>using the better workaround blocks you from using the feature
If the universe is a simulation, then it was coded by a jeet.

Why you pay whores if you can jerk off for free?

>>216451560 (OP)
I thought I was at rock bottom, jesus

>>216452652
I thought the physical thing would be good and ease the pain it didn't
The money came from a special account I'm not supposed to touch but of course I got drunk and used it
Fuark

>>216451560 (OP)
>friends gf introduces me to her friend
>go on date
>spend 680 kr (€62) on coffee, lunch and a bottle of wine
>she spends the night crying in my arms because her mom just died and I didn't know what the fuck to do and this is the closest I've ever been to a non-relative woman
>she falls asleep breathing in my ear
>literally diamond hard for hours
>she hugs me in her sleep and basically presses her entire body into me
>nut into my underwear (we were fully dressed, on the couch)
>hold her all night, enjoying her smell and warmth


Wasn't a prostitute, she wasn't interested in me romantically (can't blame her, I'm a fucking mess of a human) but I got ONE night of pure bliss. Even if I am a virgin still, I will value that night forever and that was the best money I have ever spent.
After that I understand why men have gone to war for women and why we as a human species exist.

>>216453038
youre mental if you think paying for poon would ease your internal pain
why are incels like this lmfao

>>216453085
Yes. She changed my entire life. My goal today isn't to "get laid, smash pussy and get my dick wet". It's to be loved. Hold someone every single night. No experience in life comes even close.

>>216452523
i feel the exact oposite. the idea that this hole is made for cooming and you will never have to take any responsibility of any kind or deal with the person attatched to it ever again is just heavenly. you are literally just one of a 1000 dicks, when you leave you will be forgotten.
now try doing that with a normal non prostitute girl...

>>216453241
Yeah I agree with that, but hygiene-wise, just sounds so dirty

>>216453042
Not bad, bro. Not bad at all.

>>216451560 (OP)
Why so much money
You should spend 200 for hour

>>216451560 (OP)
I cum buckets with the hookers ive fucked. You just need to relax

>>216453287
IN GERMANY a prostitute is 1000x less likely to carry stds than a random roastie just because she has to legally get checked up on the regular. She won’t get health insurance otherwise.

>>216453357
That's what she said, literally
She said I was in my head too much and trying to force it

>>216453211
Me too, turns out you can't buy that feeling

>>216453461
It helps to take viagra. Less pressure to perform because your dick stays hard from the slightest sexual stimuli

I at least have a recovery plan, just increase the amount I save for a few weeks and reduce my grocery budget

>>216451560 (OP)
I am thinking of doing it myself, but fucking her, with a condom, honestly seems very unappealing to me. I'm mostly just interested in getting to touch a womans naked body.
A blowjob could be nice though.

>>216453606
Not worth

>>216453652
Why? Not going to get pussy from somewhere else, atleast not for a couple of years given how fucked up my life is, and I'm tired of waiting.

>>216453727
Do it then you'll see

Of course when I got home I was a able to cum like 5 times

>>216451560 (OP)
I got to Japan (Tokyo) for a few weeks every year and I always hire 2-3 hookers off the street. No problem cumming. Those women are wild. You offer up some extra cash and a promise of more and they will stay by your side like a gf for as long as you want as well.
Wouldn't surprise me if they accepted to marry you and move to your country if you asked for it.

>>216453241
This guy would fuck his sister if he could

>>216454358
shure. whatever happend to sisterfucking finn? is he still around? his thread was epic.

>>216454393
I knew it was you

>>216454316
Aren't all street hookers trashy?

>>216451560 (OP)
Prostitutes won't sell their services to me because of autoimmune skin condition

>>216454573
It's ruskover

>>216454573
Kaposi sarcoma?

>>216454573
It's SMOver

>>216454592
Psoriasis

This all happened 5 hours ago, got home near midnight and I haven't been able to sleep because I'm just filled with regret and loathing

>>216453510
Of course you can buy that feeling. It's the basis of almost every thirdie marriage.

>>216454645
Enjoy your AIDS

>>216454669
I used a condom, I'm not completely retarded

>>216451560 (OP)
>>216452250
Condom sex is straight up worse than masturbating. It's just that simple. It feels worse and it's basically impossible to finish.

>>216454698
I didn't know they sold XS condoms in Ausfalia, Chang

>>216454721
I guess they don't do that IN GERMANY

>>216454316
They don't make you wear a rubber? Booking my flight if so.

>>216454400
im not hiding my coomer needs, im actually kinda proud of it. if it can be fucked i will do it.

>>216454798
Are you a hot 190cm tall scandi twunk

>>216454529
Far from it broder. The trick is to avoid all the ones who throw themselves on you. Find the the ones who are looking nervous and hesitant. They usually stand far behind the others or even away from them. They will look at you but not approach you.

I will admit, this is straight up evil on my part but they are the desperate ones who have no choice. They don't wanna sell their bodies and often they have no idea what the fuck they are doing. Single, broke girls in Tokyo? Hell for them.
First world tourist (not saying Japan isn't first world, fuck off but many thirdie tourists as well) and they see fucking Eldorado.

>>216451560 (OP)
/r9k/ tier post
not /int/ernational, fuck off

>>216454808
182 not twinkish at all kinda big and burly, a blonde bear

>>216454866
How did you get an upside Indonesian flag

>>216454873
uwu

>>216454814
Good to know incase I will ever afford travelling to the other side of the globe to fuck Japanese hookers, which I won't.

one pussy fucked a thousand times by the same person versus one pussy being fucked one time by a thousand different dicks is the same shit, the issue is always hygiene, hookers are much more professional when it comes to that, it's thier money maker, they have to be clean or business is over, where a non sex worker doesn't give a fuck

>>216454903
you want some blond bear cock in your bussy? i night not be tall but i carry a bwc...

>>216453042
hot
>>216453211
cute

>>216454573
If hookers aren’t willing to take your money just rape desu, no-one would blame you

>>216455588
The state would.

>>216451560 (OP)
retard

>>216453042
This is satanic, the fact that foids hold so much power over us is horrifying

>>216454712
It really is shit, I've never cum from sex because I feel fuck all with a condom on.

>>216454358
Kek you got him

>>216452617
Or it was coded by a Jew in the sky who was afraid of iron chariots so...

>>216454814
>Find the the ones who are looking nervous and hesitant
Damn this is like my chinese cartoons.
How do you avoid getting yakuzad?

>>216455780
Not him but it's been scientifically proven that male brains change with female contact.
This is what nature designed us for. Fighting it will only make your life miserable and sad.

>>216455893
>How do you avoid getting yakuzad?
They have no contact or anything with the Yakuza?
You're much, MUCH more likely to get into trouble by the standard "YOU WANT FUCK, ME FUCK NOW!" whores since they are usually controlled by pimps aka criminal groups like the big Y.

>>216453042
Loser.

>>216455959
Not denying any of this, on the contrary it's supremely cruel

>>216456239
Just natures way of saying "go get woman, make babies, be happy".
Sadly all the chuds and incels today choose misery over basic life stuff.

>>216454316
brb flying to japan

>>216456471
i got rejected too many times and succeeded none, i'm tired

Why do moids care about sex so much that they spend thousands on some gross prostitute who thousands of men have already had sex with

>>216453042
Holy white knight, that is why you're a virgin

>>216456825
Being tired is fine. Fuck it, rub one out to your waifu and go to sleep.
The problem arrives when incels go insane and start shooting up schools, stabbing people on trains, bombing shit etc because they can't get laid...

>>216456853
They confuse sex with love..

>>216457015
I've been toying with the idea of kms for a long time tho

>>216456853
ywnbaw

>>216457039
>They
Extremely fatigued now.

>>216457039
But if they have to pay for it it's obviously not love?

>>216457066
Then seek some professional help. Unless you've reached the point where you think they are all "part of the plan"...

>>216456853
Touch of a warm buttcheek.

>>216457111
Exactly. They seek love all their life, they go fuck a 2 dollar whore thinking it will fix them, it does nothing and the next morning they load up their rifle for some "revenge" on society..
Mentally ill people do mentally ill things.

>>216451560 (OP)
Mate you need to hit the bottom first to be able to climb back up. Do some heroin and then see how you feel.

>>216454573
Genuinely sad. I feel for you nigga. Don't listen to the Norwegian.

>>216457155
You could just touch your own buttcheeks

>>216456853
This, femoids are weak and easy to rape, why would anyone pay for It when You can have it for free? just beat and rape them.

>>216457000
He's correct, cuddling is bliss

>>216457255
This is why women don't want to have sex with you and you have to pay for it

>>216457222
That doesn't do anything and obviously being with prostitutes is a simulation of the real thing. It's what OP was seeking but he failed to cum so he associates getting with hookers with failure.

>>216457268
If you think that's bliss, try hugging her after a long, sweaty mind blowing sex session.

>>216457347
>women don't want to have sex
That only make it better.

>>216457117
Toying but not even remotely serious about that, it's just that I'm miserable due to zero foids

>>216457428
I was obviously joking you autismo

>>216457454
Just come to Spain and tell everyone you're Italian, You'll get some easily.

>>216457471
I fail to laugh at serious matters like intimacy and loneliness.

>>216455959
>It's good because of drugs produced by the body
Say no to drugs! drugs are not good for you

>>216457621
I love he the last part literally says
>your prefrontal lobe swiches off and you turn into a violent ape
and that moron praises it as something positive

>>216457431
After the sex you have to get up and go clean yourselves if you don't want to sleep on cum stained bedsheets

>>216457645
It says you stop being a scared lil bitch albeit

YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME BECAUSE I AM A GAMER BUT I AM A GAMER AND I WILL NEVER GIVE IN I WILL NEVER SURRENDER GAMERS KEEP FIGHTING UNTIL WE BEAT THE BOSS, WE BEAT THE LEVEL WE GET THE POINTS GAMERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

>>216457525
Did that, nothing changed.
I have something wrong that no foid wants to tell me about, id bet on some kind of autism

>>216457660
Nah, I just fall asleep, but I understand that girls like to go to the bathroom to pee the cum out.

>>216457717
>some kind of autism
I am ugly and autistic, and yet I've fucked a few girls, if I can do it, anyone can.

>>216451560 (OP)
Just stop the cooming sessions and you will be able to cum
I also didnt cum on my first prostitute but it was good so i didnt care

>>216457709
Honestly, if I were a female, I wouldn't touch a gamer either. Repulsive creatures.

>>216457660
t. has never had sex.
you do fall asleep with cum and pussy juice everwhere, its part of the game.

>>216457792
You are a virgin

>>216457684
shiiiiet man das rite timmy needs dat shawty you feel me muthafucka

>>216457792
Yeah bro sure well done nice social anxiety right there

>>216457993
Overthinking everything is not a good thing timmy

>>216458045
>SIGNOOOOREEEEE

>>216453042
Timmy...

>>216458014
One day you could try to stop making excuses and put some effort.

>>216458093
Scusa tommasino, buttarsi con una tipa è come tuffarsibda una scogliera, tu sei una puttanella e non hai le palle per farlo perché inizi a farti mille seghe mentali sulla remota possibilità che qualcosa vada storto

>>216453042
Ignore the haters. Something similar happened to me. It’s so weird when one of these things that normally seems so distant and otherworldly, a beautiful woman, falls asleep in your arms with her head resting on you. Just feeling her warmth, breath and heartbeat is unreal.

>>216458266
I can't even be bothered with the haters anymore. Just them them be, hope they get to experience it one day.

>>216451560 (OP)
Ask to see their most recent STD test, take one yourself to show them and do it without a condom, the difference is abysmal

>>216451560 (OP)
Ask to see their most recent STD test, take one yourself to show around and do it without a condom, the difference is abysmal

>>216457792
How did you manage to get girls being ugly and autistic?

>>216454573
are you the guy with psoriasis? Or was it atopic dermatitis?

>>216458217
>NON. UTILIZZARE. IL. CODICE. SIGNOREEEE

>>216454814
Do you speak Japanese ?

>>216451560 (OP)
Same, but not that much money damn.
3 different whores, finished with my hand every time, maybe it's the condom. I could've cum from the blowjob but she didn't want me to cum in her mouth.

>>216459798
>she didn't want me to cum in her mouth.
>He cares about what the whore likes
Lmao.

>>216459883
Am I just supposed to rape her, sorry I haven't unlocked the whole whoremonger tech tree yet.

>>216456471
rika never did this

>>216459883
kuroneko never said this

>>216453042
>timmy's lil clitty leaked
KWAB

>>216458141
matate cabron