Thread 216452692

new edition

lads don't check the /fit/ 'log

just barged into mumbergs room and gave her the old "so we're not having dinner then?"

the fat lazy cunt hasnt even started prep yet

this is the LAST cunting thread I make

rorke using freebsd on his old thinkpad

was supposed to be somewhere today but haven't gone out due to mental health aha

rorke calling them christmas lights
leftypol calling them fairy lights

>>216452728
Thank you for your service

#裏垢女子 wank on the cards

>>216452736
>old thinkpad
was considering getting a stinky thinky to post on /brit/ from the living room with

>>216452692 (OP)
stop posting this girl please

knowing that women like this exist but I'll never be with one like her makes me sad

thanks

*bounces my big arse to the Goosebumps theme tune*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYES8EDRQM

>>216452777
she's asian...

>>216451229
If that Illness is depression then I've been there mate, you need sunlight and exercise and possibly to move house. Get well soon anyway whatever it is.

I too wish to procure a ThinkPad for the purposes of surfing the World Wide Web

Life’s easy being a fucking woman

Love posting this pretending it's me knowing that little mong is spazzing out because someone is stealing his pictures

>>216452768
>女子

>>216452815
What a life

>>216452792
don't know what this means

it's the holliest jolliest time of year for normans. seeing family. catching up with old friends. sharing stories. the parties, good lord the parties.

'tis the season of 'pression for the meek incel runt that didn't do anything with his life

>>216452815
Get your own gimmick

>there are people buying or planning to buy property in the UK right now
Talk about having more money than sense. Like buying tickets for the Titanic's next voyage after it's hit the iceberg.

Diddy looks happy in prison lmao

>>216452844
>>216452815
What's this gimmick called then lads?

>>216452772
do it lad. imagine all the fantastic thread contributions you can make to /brit/ on the go.

>>216452815
tell your gf not us

>>216452861
as happy as a faggot in jail

>>216452692 (OP)
shes got a little bogie in her right nostril
would love to stick my tounge in an slurp it out

rorke eating mcdonalds chips 24 at a time

>>216452692 (OP)
Why does she spend so much time taking photos?

erm...lads?

>>216452864
Someone re-posting dull photos

>>216452916
vanity

I got rid of all the evidence

>shes got a little bogie in her right nostril
>would love to stick my tounge in an slurp it out

evil neets /brit/posting on their spaff encrusted smelly dellys and stinky thinkys

>>216452814
18 years old. Looking like that. Pregnant.

Its no wonder lads are seeking out beautiful Asians

>>216452815
did he ever get his cock out xo

>>216452922
>ai
Where's it getting these "independent testimonies?"

>>216452815
I enjoy it though. I took the photo at the time and posted it here because I wanted people to reply to it, same reason anyone posts. Each time a person replies to it organically when you repost it, it's an extra reply for me to read.

It's not an embarassing image for me. I want it to be seen and replied to. People talking about the jeans, the shoes, the coffee, the cafe, any part of it. By all means continue reposting it forever. You'll never be me though, don't forget that x

>>216452861
don't know which one he is

did the making shit up machine make something up

>>216452936
Doesn't she have a husband to lavish her with compliments and attention?

Glad I'm an incel. Imagine thinking a girl values your opinion of her but then spends every day seeking the approval of strangers online

>>216452985
Quicker ways to tell us you're a virgin mate

>>216453002
why would that make you glad to be an incel

I'm a virgin

so rorke was right again

>>216452975
toby on a rampage

got a fancy computer mouse for the first time so i'm clicking on loads of stuff

>>216453047
'

For me it's the greasy PC and the Nokia but nothing good rhymes with Nokia

=>>216453002
incel that has never had anyone like him thinks having even one person that did would rid him of all his insecurities
not surprising is it

Mad how much he mentally dominated dtfic

>>216453047
How many buttons has it got? Mine has loads. More than 5.

>>216453014
Because it would be a test of your self confidence, of whether you are good enough or if shes open to leaving you if someone else comes along. Paranoia would set in.

>>216452815
>Skinny jeans in 2025
oh my daaaaaays rorke

>>216453101
Neurotic

>>216453063
>nothing good rhymes with Nokia
No it doesn't

>>216453093
it has got five buttons so not as many as yours but still lots
>>216453057
*clicks on your post*

Shaved my bumhole yesterday lush

>>216452856
supposed to be completing in December

>>216453128
Stop it

yeah? my mouse has 18 buttons. not even joking.

>>216452959
please do not dox me
kind regards

>>216453128
Are you counting the middle button aka the scroll wheel button?

>>216453047
Maybe if you put the time and effort into your social life as you do computer peripherals you'd maybe be clicking a woman's clit instead

Thought I'd try and be healthy so made an apple ginger spinach and carrot juice but it's shit because all the pulp is it. Assume a proper juicer removes them. Thick as mince me

>>216453150
That's a keyboard mate

>>216453150
is it one of those WoW virgin mice with a whole numpad on the side

>>216453101
that's just your own insecurities lad

>>216453176
yep

>>216453101
Makes me sad knowing there are people like this

>>216453167
We can't enjoy anything in here can we? "Oh you healed a child's cancer today? Maybe you should heal your virginity you loser."

>Fears dog which killed nine-month-old baby was spooked by fireworks - as police probe if it was banned breed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15252753/Police-investigate-dog-killed-baby-banned-breed-fireworks.html

>>216453152
no there's another one too
>>216453167
>time and effort
it took about 15 minutes i bought it off amazon

>clicking a woman's clit instead
Very interesting how many of you reveal yourselves to be virgins through your posts.

>>216453214
You've been done

accidentally left my XL bully and baby home alone with a 12 hour firework compilation on full blast whoopsie hehe

saw a bird with a nice round arse jogging earlier

>>216453221
mad that we have banned dog breeds but just tacitly assume the same reasoning can't apply to a certain other species

What computer peripherals would make you better at sex?

>>216453259
easily done

utterly bizarre this, just look at the letter she wrote

>Polish stalker who claimed to be missing Maddie was 'cruel and unforgiving' in her torment of the McCanns

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15252629/Polish-stalker-claimed-missing-Maddie-cruel-unforgiving-torment-McCanns.html

Dear Mum (Kate),


I'm so sorry for causing you so much distress, but when I saw

you yesterday, my emotions were so strong. I felt a close

connection to you. I don't like to see you being upset.


All I want is to find out the truth I have memories and l have

gathered a lot of evidences supporting my case. I think that

inside your heart you believe and know who I am and I am your

daughter. I don't understand why you don't want to do a DNA

test with me.


I think you are scared, but whatever makes you scared, just

remember that you are stronger than that. Yesterday, I heard a

lot of care and love in your voice. I believe and I hope that you

will find a way to contact me.


Lots of love,

Madeleine X

>>216453130
had mine shaved a couple of months ago and the difference in wiping after a shite is insane. mostly grown back now. was just embarrassed about how extremely hairy my arse and balls are before getting a prostate check so won't shave it again for another few years, do love how much quicker and cleaner it is to wipe though.

why are British men so violent?

>>216453323
Doesn't it get horribly itchy when it started growing back?

>>216453314
have you heard the theory they sold maddie off into sex slavery

>>216453284
What, men?
*audience goes wild*

hate this country and all the people in it

>>216453350
no, not my balls either as I was warned

>>216453323
Yeah mate bet the doctor found it a lot less strange that you look like bigfoot except for a big bald area around your ringpiece and a child's ballbag

Utter freak. If I was the doctor I would have told you it was definitely cancer then had you sectioned

>>216453381
Lucky

>>216453300
Sensor for your exercise bike that clips onto the pedal crank and lets your vr headset know you're pedaling and how fast. So exercising is more enjoyable and you'll do it more, and get fitter and thus better at sex.

I got this set up and haven't had sex since then but when I do? Look out.

>>216453363
leftypol proper guffawing at this

>>216453363
she has a point we really shouldnt be letting in any foreign men

>>216453400
Thank you sensei
I guess I will need an exercise bike too

Our local resident schizo started spamming scat and gay porn first and now has moved on to cp. He's been doing this a lot lately. I don't get why the janny doesn't just outright ban him when he's spamming other shit too, he should never be allowed to post on this site.

>>216453456
From my understand the janitors are in on it

previously on /brit/

What does it take to legally change your gender, I'd love it if my passport said I was a woman, what your passport says is what you truly are after all

>>216453431
No, not sensei. SENSOR. It's like an electronic measuring device.

>>216453471
katy weakness

Rorke putting on fresh bedding
(i just put on fresh bedding)

>>216453467
I mean he literally spams pictures of a disabled Swedish guy but he never gets banned for that.

>>216453479
Oh thank you okay I'll look into it

>>216453503
corr youll sleep well tonight x

>>216453456
4chan can't fight vpn

>>216452814
Don't understand why it's the job of the British state to aid people who have blatantly committed crimes abroad

>>216453467
>>216453509
Oh I misread, nvm then

>>216453363
janet was the only sound one on loose women, saira khan and penny lancaster were fit though

>>216453503
Phwoar

>>216453541
Yeah sorry man

>>216453537
ever watched banged up abroad with ross kemp?

currently refreshing Sverigetråden every 5 seconds

would u vote for him??

dang brit is slow these days

>>216453632
vote for him to be sent back aye

>>216453542
Mum used to have Loose Women on series link
Brain must be mush

>>216453632
this liverpools new striker?

wanking to newjeans

>>216453632
lmao he's got a Thinkpad screaming

Mad how a bloke can come to this country illegally, get arrested, get let out early by mistake and told to fuck off, then get given money to be deported
You couldn't write it. His punishment for raping someone after being here illegally is a tour of the capital, £1.5k in his pocket and a free flight home

>>216453632
put him in a bunny suit

>>216453660
umm

>>216453632
>How'd you know I'm somalian?

the younger the better

lmao the train stabber stabbed someone else earlier
yet nothing was done
kinda funny

so, any train stabber pictures?

>>216453675
letting him go was intentional. they were unironically just releasing him back into the public and the only reason he got deported at all is because the public caught wind and raised a stink. that's why he got paid. it was compensation for the plan not going as planned.

>>216453719
broken britain

>>216453641
Genuinely the moderation on this site that caused it.

>>216453719
corr got any more OLDs mate, what about that alky woman who jumped into a spring???

Jay slater reported missing

shagging my own arse

>>216453704
I know exactly what you mean mate, fresh bread is just incredible isn't it.

if it was me yeah i'd look at the data to see what kind of people are committing violent crimes and then I'd get rid of them

Incels genuinely think if a news story from months ago isn't still in the news cycle it's because it's been 'memoryholed' and it's 'Orwellian' (they have fuck all to do all day yet can not find time to actually read Nineteen Eighty-Four)

>>216453795
bunch of men

>>216453781
alri bam margera

>>216453675
Anarch-tyranny innit. You'll notice the police and justice system show no mercy when dealing with innocent people they don't like.

Best course of action for native Brits now is to keep your head down until you can escape this country. Which is what Starmer himself suggests by the way.

>>216453792
don't be a dingo bin that duolingo

>>216453817
>Anarch-tyranny
Learn the actual term pal, hardly like you do anything other than spam 4chan all day witl dull essays so find 4 seconds to use Google.

>>216453817
Let's see images(1) through images(13)

>>216453752
A system is what it does. It's not broken, it's doing what it's designed to do.

>>216453817
>Anarch-tyranny
Anarcho-tyranny I mean

>>216453840
oooo done him I'd say

>>216453675
Time to bring back hangings honestly
I really don't understand why they're keep allowing this to happen, it is coming to a head

latest 'tok vid edited, exported, and ready for upload

[news story]
it's anvrch-tyrvnny......

Will that lad be going to the Costa in Next tomorrow?

>>216453817
The transport secretary was on tv this morning saying they need to increase police presence in train stations. You know, to account for this "one-off mental health episode".

Digital IDs would have prevented it

raped britain

>>216453840
>>216453853
Yeah it was a typo so you can get off your high horse.

do those sand rats get ptsd from bonfire night?

Did somebody say horse?

digital knives

>>216453863
Genuinely terrified of having a disabled kid

just want today to be over and tomorrow to begin

>Anarch. Tyranny.
Rorke can't even get his new buzzterm right
2 years ago he was rattling on about the 'Overton window' and he had no problem with that one

>>216453842
Okay

arachnid tyranny

>>216453921
get to bed then

How do we deal with knife crime in this country then lads?

screaming aren't I

>>216453918
yeah i wouldnt worry about having kids if i were you mate LOL

>>216453949
been reliably told we can't do anything about it due to anarch tyranny

Must mean you secretly want to be mistreated by spiders

>>216453965
no you're not

>>216453872
gay porn dance is it?

muslamic ray guns

>>216453981
yeah you're right like

>>216453949
have all schoolchildren study the blade

>>216453945
dont fancy tossing and turning until i can finally sleep in hours away

/brit/ going positively bonkers at a typo where one character was accidentally missed

>>216453991
...yh

hate how rude young women are
just because I'm an ugly incel isn't it

>>216452814
Caucasus correspondent in North East and Cumbria
Georgia

ITS TOO DARK FOR PRE-6PM
F-CK PETER HITCHMO

Rorke presenting his arguments fairly and calmly
Leftypol acreeching autistically about a typo

>>216453949
do whatever we can to skirt around the root cause of it

overthinking gf about to drop an anvil on yo gotdamn head

it's anarch tranny dude ignore my typos

listening to g-funk in my dank incel oubliette

you fucking try to get your steps in
should have stayed in the house
should stay in the house every day
fucks sake

>>216454050
>the root cause of it
You mean dark skinned people?

>every mass stabbing event has been a foreigner
kinda epic
how could this happen!

anarcho-trannyny

Remember him? Tranny now

lad in toil was saying he put up his christmas tree at the weekend

>>216454079
What does g-funk mean to you?

AI is ruining peoples lives and people claim its actually a good invention, huh

>>216454085
yep
despite it being blatantly obvious we're not allowed to say it for some reason

>>216454103
*anch tryanny typos soz

>>216454083
>try and get my steps in
>get stabbed
now its darker so i cant tell the skin tone of the person walking towards me so i know to cross the street or not
this winter is going to be so fucking grim

it pie night

Power just tripped in the flat and the Nigerian cleaner thought it was due to "touching the wire in the bathroom"

That's a piece of string and the lightweight you spastic
Should have chinned him on the spot

>>216453842
Another. Janeane Garofalo innt

>>216454058
sounds like the goings on within an anarch tyranny society

>>216454138
thanks but you can stop now as these images are boring

why are brits stabbing their own countrymen?

watching a clip from good morning britain and the fella on there is talking about the knife attack and he's going "it feels more nottingham or southport rather than manchester or london bridge" lmao the country's so fucking down the gutter with the biomass that stabbings are being categorised by comparing them to other incidents where natives were stabbed by immigrants fucking hell

>>216454127
anchar tyrnay

>>216454135
Meanwhile in real life you said nothing at all and cowered away. He'd knock you spark out.

alan snackbar!

>>216454138
gfberg genuinely looks like her

>>216454090
Uhhh don't you remember Paul Doyle??

>>216454103
Not surprising, gave off big tranny energy tbf

>>216454135
You are a cowardly cunt

>>216453949
Get that telly show Adolescence playing 24/7 on every screen in Britain.

OI RORKE
OI RORKE
OI RORKE
WHAT YOU DOING
WHAT YOU DOING RORKE
DON'T COME NEAR ME

winter's ere

>>216454155
Kek no he wouldn't he's practically emaciated
What sort of "man" do you think works as a cleaner

leftypol summoning the arch-tranny in satanic ritual in order to haunt rorke

>>216454168
*grabs you by the throat*

Don't you fucking DARE expose me like that again

>>216453249
For me it's Mistress T

>>216453842
These are delicious btw.

>>216454192
love how much this fella makes leftypol seethe.

>male Nigerian maid
Ziedbelg's fantasy

>>216454197
Yep try and win the debate on 4chan.org instead of in real life you cowardly cunt. He would cave your fucking incel face in. That's why you told us rather than him.
END OF.

its anecharcy rtyanny
keeps the SHEEPLE all calm dont it !!!

Fucking pikey bastards are back in town with their shitty amusements on a fucking MONDAY blaring their shitty music so loud its like its playing in the room next door to me and I am at my wits end. I am probably going to kill myself this week.

he protec he attac but most important he anarch

OOF MADONE!

>>216454116
well obviously the dr. dre style west coast stuff but also the deep south funk like E.S.G

I use anarch by the way

leftypol completely losing his nut about that typo isnt he? fully schizo'ing out. reckon he needs sectioned.

>>216454227
too rich for my blood

>>216454265
thats a dude

>>216453842
I'll probably get banned for posting this but oh well.

>>216454159
Jammy bastard. She's very cute.

>>216454146
I disagree but okay.

>The killer has been identified as British man Anthony Williams
rorkeyyyy boy!!

>>216454263
we've been over this leftypol

Sabrina Carpenter but with Sydney Sweeney's chebs

>>216454250
Not amusements, fair or whatever, I can't think straight because I can't hear myself think. This is the worst one yet. There's a laughing baby sound effect being played every five minutes. It's actual torture.

nth for the baddiedem

my foot has anarch

>>216454273
I was thinking of the Nate dogg track called g funk where he spells it out but nice

>>216454297
theyre shit

>>216454308
vile harlot

tyranny

>>216454290
Ok continue then sorry for being rude

Tyroney

>>216454308
Mental how I could pull a burd like this easily if I put the time and effort in

>>216454297
sydney sweeney but with sabrinas lust for raw bbc

>>216454293
Rorke screaming in his room whilst his mum sobs silently downstairs (dad no longer in the picture)

>Asked why he ran towards danger to confront the attacker, he said: “I think there was no other choice. It just didn’t dawn on me not to.
>Asked whether he is a hero, he said: “One woman messaged me on Facebook and said, ‘You probably saved my daughter’s life’.
so this is rorke

an arch tea runny

>>216454341
I'll see you halfway and just post the good ones.

>>216454311
yes my feet have high anarch

>>216454237
Told him as well you bizarre projecting little amoeba

>>216454374
tear runny

>>216454386
No idea what that previous one was but this one gave me a good laugh when I first saw it haha

my little anarchtyrony

sir anarch tyranny

>>216454363
Absolutely based tbf
Not sure why the photographer's stitched him up like this though - looks like he's doing compoface for being left in A&E for 20 hours or some Christmas appeal

was at TGI Fridays getting lunch and there was this soylennial sat on the table next to me. i could see he ordered some gay shit like vegan salad so i loudly said "steak, make it RARE" when ordering and the soylennial turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom someone eating real meat like a real man

read the standing orders

>>216454363
the attacker making love with her now

Would you run towards an angry black man brandishing a knife in a bid to stop him on a busy train then lads?

>>216454390
Stop using 4chan as a social.media platform you incel liar, you said fuck all to him. We all know it.
You are the lowest form of life imaginable.

>>216454387
you just got yourself dursted

>>216454390
LMAOOOOO WHAT A LIE

Whoa can we tone down the anger a bit? Everyone's just having a good time

>>216454429
Just cause you're a cowardly little freak leftypol mate doesn't mean we all are

>>216454363
Brave bloke. I bet the whole train was full of women screaming hysterically even if they weren't anywhere near it.

>>216454293
black kid at my school in london had that surname

>>216454424
READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM

anarch kournikova

>>216454423
reddit restaurant

>>216454103
always hated him, one of the first cringe content makers

Would you run towards an angry black man brandishing a bbc in a bid to bottom for him in a busy sauna then lads?

>>216454359
um delete this please

>>216454363
football lads are the best of us

>>216454494
yes!

>>216454427
I drive

>>216454479
i ordered a beefy steak you little soylenneal go have a hummus wrap you can't handle that shit

home from toil and now i'm going to relax then cook my tea then eat my tea then go to bed

>>216454494
yeah i'd run towards him in anarch

>>216454430
oh no what does that mean

>>216454506
Are you taking the piss?

anarch londo

>>216454402
Last one was the guy at the Charlie Kirk event celebrating at seeing Kirk being killed.

glod

>was at TGI Fridays getting lunch
How was 2005 lad?

someone wanna explain what's going on here

>>216454522
insecure runtoid got rattled by some food

>>216454544
Grim

>>216454528
i've raped ya! SLAM!

it’s actually joever

>>216454560
29virge visiting a prozzie

>>216454537
>this lad
>fuck you I'm Millwall
>Big Knollsy
I'm simply stating a fact. Meanwhile all the lads who find football "uncouth" are shouting "NOT ALL MUSLIMS BRUV" from beneath a table in the middle of a muslim terrorist attack.

>>216454424
>>216454474
Mad how she was in fact in breach of the standing orders and had 0 authority
Not before farting out a book mind

>>216454463
Reminds me of the guy in the restaurant who ran at a jihadi knife attacker while shouting "FUCK OFF IM MILLWALL"

>>216454560
that's two people kissing

>>216454564
yeah yeah mate have fun eating vegetables while i enjoy my beef you soylennials are such fucking weak pussies

Told my mum she would've been better off aborting me
Think I may have gone too far

>>216454595
why is a cute japanese girl kissing an ugly balding yellow teethed bloke?

>>216454363
Good lad

I was also thinking about that other football bloke

new
>>216453782
>>216453782
>>216453782

>>216454560
why does she have so much jew metal in her face, didn't think japs went for that

>>216454603
>my mum
post pic

new

>>216454636

>>216454636

>>216454636

>>216454585
Remember when that was that terror attack on London Bridge and all those people were hiding in the restaurant under the tables some bloke went "FUCKING MUSLIMS" and some limp wristed wet wipe went "oh that's not on" lmao

>>216454652
do i remember the incident i specifically referenced in my post? yeah mate i do.

>>216454569
well that's just not on, is it?

>>216454642
i never said you can't get tattoos, i just said that you pick horrible tattoos and they look like shit