Thread 216456701

rorke at the bookstore

neoliberal bull logging in

>>216456701 (OP)
some good books there

Rape is the worst thing that can happen to a man

>>216456733
ok rorke

>>216456701 (OP)
they forgot a few titles

reading the August 2000 edition of PC Gamer

Iron Age Rorke complaining there’s too many Romans about these days

>>216456701 (OP)
>Call of the Crocodile
top kek.

>>216456701 (OP)
i've actually got morrissey's autobiography. read about 20 pages and realised it's shite.

>>216456701 (OP)
i've read 6 of those

>>216456778
Iron Age Rorke refusing to join the rebellion against the romans because a woman is leading it

>>216456743
Hot Hot HOT

>>216456743
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

is celtic football club leftypol? i just saw a gay guy with their jersey on right now

had a bad day
someone post the fodenbunny to cheer me up

Hi guys, Daniel Snelling of the Great Yarmouth Model Railway Association here.
A friend of your has asked me on X to do an "AMA" on account of our annual GYMRA Expo coming up.
I'd be delighted to answer any questions you have about the Expo or model railways in general!

>>216456835
hunter looking a bit rough these days

>>216456786
absolutely mad that he got it published as a penguin classic just straight away day one

>>216456849
how do planes work?

where is He

>>216456837
celtic is one of the most leftypol clubs there is
rorke is a rangers diehard

who was in the wrong here lads

primary skirts

>>216456786
first half is actually good
second half is him complaining that his single only got to number 17

i raped my arse today

>>216456880
split any rocks lately?

>>216456878
Great question, while not model train operation, typically model planes have a 12v brushless motor and an RF transmitter to adjust pitch, yaw, and speed.

>>216456813
>>216456834
It's evil and traumatic

jap women be like むらむらすぎてレイプされたいよな~ﾁｭｷ

>>216456883
what are the other leftypol clubs? Liverpool and Arsenal?

Ann Widdecombe sex arse

had a bath x

>>216456770
they still havent topped this btw

mental how poor I am
May aswell live in fucking Cambodia or something

>>216456778
>but apart from the kebabs, the uber deliveries, the barber shops, and controlling the population of ducks at the duckpond... WHAT HAVE THE BOAT PEOPLE EVER DONE FOR US??!

>>216456895
Will for nodding along like a plonker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U&list=PL2ISww2P03js9IETQL4qiF-knOUJ0skgq

>>216456770
i bet theres some corkers in there.
was Deus Ex also 2000?

>>216456955
liverpool are yeah
arsenal are pretty neutral really like most clubs but are quite wog-coded in this day and age

getting shot while wearing a barbie shirt
embarassing

>>216457024
Usual suspects (white)

cheating at chess

>>216456770
>max payne
>halo
>shogun: total war
>diablo II
kino

Sir Knife Sharpener

Does anybody want a scrap outside the Parrs Wood Wagamamas?
I'll meet you there in 10 minutes

ohana petite has swallowed a combined 708 loads in her premium bukkake scenes

>>216456701 (OP)
>bookstore
FOYC

Ohana means family

So I’m supposed to do good things with my life huh?
WELL I’M NOT GONNA!

>>216457024
In our next clip, things get a little GUN-ho, when this wanted man shows a police officer some UNwanted behaviour. Let's take a look...

>>216456911
what have I become?
my dear anon.
everyone I know
has seen me rape my bum

>>216456951
Oh Really?

>>216457087
don't know who that is but I bet they used fake cum

>>216457083
i could genuinely have met you earlier but i'm not getting on the tram now

>>216457062
you will get caught and banned

>>216457083
I've been thrown out of the didsbury grosvenor casino for scrapping before

>>216456883
>>216456955
i didn't even fags liked soccer, this guy sounded like he was from england or scotland I couldn't tell. I guess I should start supporting rangers now out of spite

>>216457147
been doing it for 6 weeks lol

Thoughts?

>>216457132
>>216457150
big talk

>>216457170
they'll get you. they always do

>>216457130
imagine dredd and mandingo mmf sex with her

Wonder if I'll ever get a gf

you know what i haven't seen lately
a japanese girl inside a lightbulb

>>216457170
chess.com?

>>216456743
>>216456918
Swedish people are the worst posters ever.
>>216457194
Closely followed by Americans.

thought arsenal were a paki team. all the pakis support them.

>>216457198
posted a photo of my balls here once and someone compared them to this image, left me crumblign

>>216457198
just keep waiting lad it will happen eventually

>>216456994
lel

>>216457190
no
I also just got an award for 2300 hahaha

>>216457205
yes

I listen to Slayer.
Yep, I’m just that hard.

>>216457174
not a single one in my little head

>>216457200
do do do do do do do do do do do

>>216457207
>Closely followed by Americans.
<3 thanks for giving me a (you) and acknowledging that I exist

we're all in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP5FjskAH3E

>>216457225
surprised you've lasted so long. they'll get your ass eventually

>>216457239
No problem
At least you're better than the Swedish

>>216457219
I'm 37 now though

>>216457162
where did you see him?

>>216457200
there was a time when that was my favourite webm x

Would you rather have a daughter or a son?

anxiety and depression is back

So Farage wants to deport all the immigrants then says minimum wage is too high
Rorke can't quite seem to connect the dots that he's voting to be cheap labour himself lmao
How does Rorke keep falling for this guy? Over and over again.

>>216457251
right well have you ever tried at all to get a gf? or have you just hoped one would fall from the sky?

Should I try viagra for when I see an escort again? Or is that a bad idea?

>>216457228
for me it's south of heaven

>>216457251
just a young lad

>>216457241
right who did this then?

just me getting this bollocks?

>>216457281
daughter. i know what it's like being a lad so rather not pass that onto someone else

>>216457284
>deport all the immigrants
Literally nobody has ever said this.

>>216457290
Good but not as good as RIB or SITA

>>216457289
yes

also

SHUT UP

>>216457284
not what he said though is it?

First thoughts when you see this tummy?

>>216456911
For me, its Silver Stallion
https://youtu.be/jU4caMqKssg

>>216457304
alri

got a belter of a joke for you lads:

two lesbians are taking a shower together
one of them says "can you pass the soap?"
the other replies "does rather, doesn't it?"

>>216457284
what would be the bargaining position of british workers without all the immigrants?

last time i clicked a youtube link here my recommendations were rorkeified for weeks

>>216457310
Farage has. Multiple times. He even wants to deport the legal immigrants on ILR. Are you ok?

>>216457333
wonder who this mysterious IonaInAgartha figure is who posted that comment in the video that bonganon sent us

>>216457310
see it said in /brit/ all the time actually

>>216457356
old men

>>216457327
why is it wet

>>216457207
>coomer posting is worse than cuck posting
says more about you than me, mate

>>216457350
would be amazing if he did ngl

Rorke flying to China for employment opportunities

>>216457288
I've tried lad but I'm genuinely unironically monstrously ugly.

>>216457350
Farage said "deport all the immigrants" did he? Not "illegal immigrants," not "criminal immigrants," not "immigrants on benefits," but "ALL immigrants, no exceptions." When did he say that then?

any good games i can play lads? bored

>>216457414
Yeah he wants to get rid of legal immigrants on ILR

>>216457424
no sorry there aren't any

>>216457424
Spyro the dragon

TEMPORARY
SECRETARY

>>216457398
genuinely considering this. I could also lose my virginity

>>216457409
idgi

love next morning pizza, simple arse

>>216457424
webull uk

>>216457424
Battlefield 6

>>216457398
this is the long term plan

Watching game of thrones season 8, the ultimate pleb filter

>>216457387
they cuckpost occasionally to annoy people on purpose
you coomer post and it's ALL you post

what is the green party stance on biomass?

>>216457451
That's all immigrants is it?

I go hog kong

>>216457505
they are open borders but literally and unironically

>>216457505
they need to be carbon neutral by 2050

>>216457505
good source of renewable energy which will help the country with Net Zero

>>216457465
I NEEDA
I NEEDA

>>216457504
>they cuckpost occasionally to annoy people on purpose
well that's your credibility dropped down the mariana trench

>>216457497
makes you want to vote far right in general elections

lamenting the fact that the phrase 'pang pang pussy CHANGED rorke' has been in my head today and I keep saying it in my head

>biomass
Didn't know countries still used that as a fuel source. No wonder the UK smells like shit

>>216457508
i go the WHOLE hog me

just left some king kong fingers in the bog

i'd punt your head like a mitre football
don't start with me

deporting a poo from my anus

>>216457424
EUV tomorrow lad

>>216457554
Why would I want to vote for hate?

>>216457497
Muramasa Blade!

who is the target audience for this?

how is open borders compatible with environmental protection and carbon output reduction

mad that some people dont like tofu

>>216457591
Because only hate can save you now.

IM RONNIE PICKERING

>>216457625
nu-green isn't focused on green issues at all

>>216457633
like eating a rubber

>>216457625
>environmental protection and carbon output reduction
green party aren't interested in these things

feel like i'm going to have a sudden attack of the shits any minute

>>216457649
yeah if you don't cook it right

>>216457625
If you destroy western civilization and white people then there won't be things like factories and cars causing pollution any more (except in the rest of the world which doesn't count)

Green as in money

>>216457604
trannies, of course.

Sir General Admission
Sir Private Parts

why her hair like that?

>>216457668
>attack of the shits
one of the star wars films isnt it

>>216457696
she black

shitting and screaming through my neighbours letterbox at 3am

new glasses be giving me a headache
it not rite

phwoar

https://www.reddit.com/r/sissy_personals_uk/

Binance foubder Changpeng Zhao

THOUSAND YARD STARE
APPRECIATION SOCIETY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5MDsZc1Lv0&

10 Hours of Mongolian Throat Singing

>>216457739
Who is this? Ive never heard of him. FAKE NEWS

cant even look at mods on steam because everyone uses imgur and the uk government is evil

>>216457701
aye its the one where they go to india

we should have some kind of dictatorship again and have a lord protector and also we should annex and ethnically cleanse ireland

feeling nervous and gay

>>216457798
zook?

thom yorke aah lookin bint

>>216457804
we should ethnically cleanse you

>>216457252
Boston but he wasn't irish or anything. We have a alot of gay and troons here from the UK for some reason. I work retail so I have to interact with them

oh yes ladies i'm really being sincere
cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear

We should ethnically cleanse poo

>>216457782
aye, canny even browse adult mods on nexus and have to use vpn toil

cold out

>>216457838
She's a Scotch nationalist

>>216457856
aye 'tis

reading greens report and it's absolutely grim

>>216457856
Feels far colder than the actual temperature

>>216457838
she's stunning
thom yorke looks like an alien

British fans of the NFL are perfectly analogous to American fans of association football.

doing a read on this lil fellah

one of the richest people in the world, 88 billion net worth

ended up in an american prison

reckon he paid off all the big black guys to protecc him

>>216457856
actually very mild

recommend me some good albums lads
no hip hop
no country
no metal
no edm
just something I can chill to

>>216457885
whys your screenshot all blurry and fucked up

A man uses a childs backpack as a hat to shelter from the rain watching the big screen on Henman Hill (Murray Mount) before the start of the women's singles final between US player Venus Williams and Spain's Garbine Muguruza (2017)

are people from Northern Ireland really all druggies who relay on government gibs? would the UK benefit from just selling/leasing the territory to americans or irish?

anypony watching only connect?? x

>>216457944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w02QxQZGQc

>>216457944
masabumi kikuchi poo-sun 1970

>>216457954
jesus adrian, show some dignity

>>216457933
Why didn't he just live on a massive ship in international waters? They can't arrest you in international waters. And if they can just make a ship that goes underwater.

wanna be richie rich but instead im home alone

>>216457967
fucking love this song lol

>paki complains to fed
Sad
Did u drink ur poo yet?

>>216457944
Chaos A.D by Sepultura

>>216457954
This is now the full extent of modern British innovation. It's over.

>>216457954
he looks like david hume

>>216457981
looks like katty west (iykyk)

>comment on quentin's twitter account @thebookchode after he referenced /brit/ again
>it's now nonexistent

I did this
I did this

>>216457954
he has a full head of thick luscious hair that need protecting from the elements, surely

>>216457856
67° here

doing a read about minimum security prisons

they basically trust the prisoners not to leave, no security or nothing

sounds like the psych ward i was at. it was illegal for me to leave since i was sectioned, but they let me wonder around

one day i got some vodka and got smashed, nurse immediately smelled it on me, and i got transferred to a different psych ward where some dude had stand outside my cell while i slept. creepy aah fuck was always snooping on me

>>216458034
good pick

The various cuck posters all regularly break the rules without repercussions
This means that they’re implicitly supported by the janitorial staff. Why would this be the case?

>>216458069
what's wrong with your brain?

>>216458069
high trust society innit haha

>>216458076
not for long, new wave of jannies coming in

>>216457318
Shall I just order it online?

Geowizard
You're a bad man.
You don't respect people or their property
RUDE man
Geowizard

>>216458103
nothing of course, i was just stressed because of various problems in my life

>>216457944
Thierry David
The contemplative journey 2009

>>216458108
>actually believing there are new janitors coming
lol

>>216458060
alri angle man go shag your protractor

>>216458128
Haha bluds got problems

>>216458128
don't think they lock you up for stress

Hi Anon, take a seat.

So this meeting is a review about your activities with the company since you first joined. Female employees have been complaining to us a bunch of times since you arrived, which is great. However I have one question. Have you gained a clue *at all* since you started here?

>>216458069
I read about a guy in a prison in Norway who killed his wife with a chainsaw. His sentence included the option to go out and do a normal job (while the guard kept an eye on him). One day they said we've got a new job for you working out in the forest. They drove him out to where some trees needed cutting, and handed him a chainsaw.

>>216458076
a janny tried to frame me as the pedoposter and i had to get a mod on IRC to remove the permaban

>>216458143
Problem is that jannies essentially have no power lol, they can flag a post for a ban but if mods/admin don't see it before it expires then oh well! no ban!
Also the bans are awfully ineffective and everyone knows how to evade

Business idea: Sex with beautiful women

Are Nancy Mace

>>216458197
The forbidden fruit

>>216458202
is this about my PIP claim??

>>216458206
I've seen a claim here that the fizzy drink posting yank is the CP poster

geowizard is a rorke
always gave off rorke vibes as well

applying for a job as a WAG arse masseuse

>>216458210
right why would they even get new ones then is my point

>>216458184
i was stressed and angry and went on benders to deal with my problems, got arrested after 3 days of crack, benzos and booze walking out of a b&q with a load of equipment i was gonna sell

>>216458202
Um I’m no longer showering, so that’s cool…

>>216458240
Definitely one of those poppy wearing flag shaggers

>>216458220
that means something else I think

>>216458252
Haha what a boomer

Sir Ungained Clue

>>216458246
what sort of equipment? i don't a drill but i've been thinking of getting one

In North Korea they use their own Linux os called Red Star

>>216457944
What about that time Rorke went to Mexico?

https://youtu.be/U_q7vDiz9_s

mumberg is kicking me out

cunt

Sir Air Freshener

>>216458282
I reckon they took the equipment off him when he was arrested

london was so kino once

>>216458241
corr

deport them all

>>216458288
does it use systemd?

>>216458296
you won't win this war

>>216458296
what's your next move

in soviet russia os linuxes you

>>216458296
she's done you lol

>>216458282
>>216458312
yes they were waiting near the entrance when they stopped me and my trolley
this was 5 years ago and i do nothing of the sort now

>>216458296
put on your spiritual armour

>>216458244
Dunno really, some of them must have quit
Or it could be to do with the influx of CP spam
(also easily fixable)

>>216458336
agreed
get the incels and neets OUT

>>216458296
smash a window on the way out for a laugh
getting windows replaced is a RIGHT ballache

>>216458288
could a hacker do something without getting caught? heard the govenrment can spy on you with this

>>216458296
You got somewhere to stay? Any mates who'll put you up? You'll be alright once you're settled in a new place and it might even end up being the best thing that ever happened to you.

*hoovers the thread*
mind your feet lads

>>216458296
t. really right wing and shouting at us

anyone bought one of these off amazon?

>>216458339
>>216458342
Going to tell my sister im killing myself then disappear for a few weeks.


give her some time to mull upon the awful thing shes done

will be at the homeless shelter full of druggies and rapists tonight it seems x

>>216458379
did i want you to hoover down there
maybe i want cheese crumbs on my feet
i wanna wake up and smell cheese on my feet

screamin g

>>216458395
lol. she'll be chunked out her bean at that lad

>>216458403
yeah not a chance mate
*switches to the strongest suction setting and goes to town on your feet*

think I got that illness when you lick too much pussy

>>216458395
why did you get kicked out? do something vile did you?

so who set fire to notre dame then?

mad how white mens' dick growth taps out at some pathetic length like 5 to 7 inches
doesn't nature realise we're in a sexual competition?

>>216458296
Sir Political Commentator

>>216458444
va fangooll!

got my tummy out

>>216458395
What did she do?

>>216458451
the WOKE

>>216458395
>will be at the homeless shelter full of druggies and rapists tonight it seems x
no mates?

got an 8" bwc actually

The site of a recent crime in Peterborough, where a knife was brandished

rorke spending the night on a smelly, blood stained mattress that reeks of heroin

>>216458394
what celebrities think they are purchasing when they adopt from africa

NEW

>>216458549
>>216458549
>>216458549

>>216458241
Southend mentioned

>penis: ok i grew to 6 point something inches i'm going to stop here

wtf why? what are you doing?

last for Walt Disney

>>216458518
Heroin doesn’t have a smell

>>216458516
How much is too much, and how would we know if it was currently too much? And what would be the consequence of having the minimum wage too high?

These are the questions nobody asks, and yet they're the only questions on this issue that matter.