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goddamn i am so fucking bored and lonely

>>216458651
lets have sex

The post workout

>>216458651
No idea where this quote originates but someone once said that only boring people get bored
Just googled it and it’s Madmen but I’ve never watched the show

>>216458665
are you a girl (female)?

>>216458679
Can you get rabbit in brazil

>>216458679
>pear
Extremely based fruit choice right there

In a just world Silwa would the NYC vote overwhelmingly

>>216458688
not my fault i am required to wageslave for 40 hours a week at a job i don't care about so i can live

>>216458689
no, im a man with a penis

>>216458715
Get* :'(

>>216458715
Silwa has an extensive arrest record because he was fighting for civil rights and equality in his youth
But noooooooo let’s elect the Islamojeet who’s promising to do shit that a mayor absolutely cannot do
Where the fuck are they gonna get the money to pay for free healthcare at a city level??

>>216458760
>Where the fuck are they gonna get the money to pay for free healthcare at a city level??
raise your taxes 5 billion percent

>>216458747
My brain autocorrected ‘the’ to ‘get’

>>216458760
>Where the fuck are they gonna get the money to pay for free healthcare at a city level??
just print more money o algo. shrimple as that

>there's going to be even more poo york migrants
Like seeing a mets flag wasn't a huge sign already

>>216458760
Tbqh the only good thing to come out of this is that he's going to fail in every single policy position or just quietly drift away from them because a Mayor cannot even realistically hope to do half of that.

>>216458774
By doing what? Introducing city level income tax? He can’t raise property taxes and freeze the rent at the same time.

can't wait for the hellscape that nyc will turn into next year lol

>>216458760
Yeah he's an actual New Yorker of merit but unfortunately New York has too many transplants now too ignorant of the city's history

A lot of shit is gonna happen in 2026

>>216458830
It will be a dumpster fire of epic proportions (assuming he's retarded enough to actually try to implement this shit which he probably is)

If you elect me as Mayor of New York, I will declare the 2024 election as invalid band will force Trump out of office AND I will force Israel cede all occupied Palestinian land.

>>216458847
Pretty much everyone is a transplant.
Almost nobody “from” New York is actually a born and raised New Yorker

>>216458872
It's weird how pretty much everywhere in the West that city level governance is the most activist international politics minded when you'd expect local government to be the most focused on local issues.

If you elect me Mayor of Duluth, MN I will grant every incel worldwide a beautiful virgin girlfriend who has a $50,000,000 portfolio, loves cooking, and is a master of sex despite never having it herself or even watching porn.

>>216458679
This is the whole meal? Wtf

>>216458944
>a master of sex despite never having it herself or even watching porn.
how's that supposed to work?

>>216458925
My mayor’s views of a war on the other side of the planet is more important than what they’ll do to make my life easier or my city safer

>>216458973
the kill white people smile

When did you realize you were never going to be the person you wanted to be growing up?

>>216458984
until she's delivered to her soulmate he means

>>216458984
We’ll figure it out after you elect me. Stop asking me about how I’ll do what I promise. I’ll raise taxes on the billionaires o algo. What are you, some kind of Chud?

Mamdani will be like “we’re going to tax the white people” but internet racist will focus on eating with his hands

>>216459010
He knows what I said but he’s a pedantic and shallow-minded little retard without a single thought of any actual substance inside that husk he calls a head.

>>216459005
i never had a role model growing up

>>216458810
Idgi but I appreciate it when schizos post their niche humor

Vote for me for NYC Mayor and I’ll put beer in the water fountains and cameras in the girls locker rooms.

>>216459005
I go to the gym to look like that person so the dream is still alive

If I become mayor of NYC I will make Europe brown

poo york shitty

I'm moving to NYC soon

>>216459044
Harsh

>>216459082
I do too but I've been going for 2 years and still look like shit. My numbers are good and everyone I know always says "yo you've been working out bro!" when I see them but I look in the mirror and still have belly and chest fat they can't see when I'm wearing a shirt. I don't want to roid because I feel like it's conceding that I can't achieve my goals without taking shortcuts.

>>216459134
Poo Yorkers hate transplants but LOVE refugees

>>216459155
>roid
It’s a diet issue, anon
You need to go on a cut

sometimes it’s a relief to get brutally mogged because you don’t have to keep aura farming in front of the huzz anymore

>>216459188
Just face fucked your mom and then blew her brains out

I'm a woman

>American who speaks English and is culturally similar to New Yorkers moves to New York
>”GENTRIFIERS OUT NOW WE DONT WANT YOU”
>dirty smelly thirdworlder moves to New York
>”YES YES YES WE LOVE YOU”

>>216446253
i need this

>>216459213
fact check: false
@grok add context to this post

>>216459155
Wtf I want to roid too
>>216459184
Tell us the way

>>216459188
No its not wtf

you need a sexy babe but does the sexy babe need you?

if someone doesn't say something based in the next 2 minutes im gonna have a melty

>>216459241
High protein minimal carbs, also need to intermittently fast
Exercise isn’t an efficient way to burn fat, you’re growing the muscle under the fat

>>216459216
can i see your nude breasts?

>>216459283
go fuck yourself

gonna make chili mac haven't had any in a long time

>>216459231
What do you think is going through her head when she made something like that? Whats the intention? Is she actually trying to be motivating

>>216459318
the intention was getting ogled at by men

>>216459288
Read what you said out loud in front of your mum, no balls.

>>216459310
Homogayfag

Is there a job where English is needed (my only skill) but isn't being at the phone the entire day? Not a teacher either. I would like having a justification to having learned the language other than for entertainment purposes.

*breaks into an epic freestyle about how its bad to do marijuana*

If everybody else jumped off a bridge would you do it too

the chinese are crazy, i buy this shit for like 2 bucks and it comes to me all the way from china on a plane on a nice packaging, someone must be losing money with this

>>216459364
Depends whats under the bridge

>spiritually israeli
Libtards can't say jewish lmao

>>216459354
Anything related to international business, diplomacy, finance
My company works with Mexican and Chinese companies and everyone who we interact with speaks really good English

>>216459375
>someone must be losing money with this
they work for 10 cents a day

>>216459354
>English
>Skill
Mexico is right next to the States, why is the average Mexican so stubborn about learning English? Does it have to do with older generations?

>>216459375
They’re not flying it over specially for you, they’re throwing it on a boat or plane that was already headed that way

>>216459383
antizionism does not equal antisemitism chud

>>216459428
obviously but its crazy its so cheap, just the pipe it came in and the tape must be more expensive

>>216459351
yeah what about it?

>>216459461
A roll of tape costs very little and has a lot of take
Package could’ve been reused but buying bulk in industrial quantities makes the individual unit extremely cheap

thinking of buying this for my bitchless incel gamer lair

Hardships of a foot model

>>216459461
It is legitimately a scam sometimes. On their end I mean. They're selling stuff at a loss then take credit for massive sales and cut and run

>>216459451
That's like saying you hate the south but not because of the black people

>>216459511
That looks so uncomfortable

What if you took a shit and there were little worms moving inside it

>>216459537
I beg to diffur

>>216459544
Call a doctor and get some medication

>>216459520
10 deutsch marks says it was a somalian

>>216459533
Well they say the exact same thing, they think it's a bunch of retarded rednecks

the craziest part is people resell this shit locally for like 1000% markup

What is fk going to do when his test levels drop and he can't goon for 6 hours a day anymore

>>216459557
I stand by my original judgment

>>216459583
>buy something cheap
>resell at a markup
LIL NIGGA JUST DISCOVERED RETAIL
Hard part is getting what people want to buy or else you’ll sit in unsellable shit stock

>>216459591
you probably weigh like 250lb this is skinny people furniture

>>216459590
Im just an online Sex work culture aficionado
I don’t goon much at all

Unc doesn't even know what 67 means

>>216459617
it makes sense when its physical stores but online its just taking advantage of stupid people

>>216459648
forced meme

>>216459620
I'm 190 lbs at 6'2"
Are you a manlet?

100% of people willing to argue that NPCs don't exist is definitely an NPC

>>216459652
Are you though? Or are they choosing to pay the premium in exchange for convenience and less risk because they don’t need to buy 500 tshirts in the hopes of reselling them

I have constant dreams where I get into a car accident but I pause real life, reload my save, and then avoid being caught because my car and I are teleported to my house while the car I hit is still damaged

>>216459699
you dont have to buy in bulk, you can just buy 1 directly from china, you can bulk if you want to too

Market is about to crash hard
My lvmh stock is on the up

>>216459731
Dropshipping is extremely overrated and doesn’t actually result in much profit though
Yeah the margins are huge but who cares when you sell so few? The manufacturer is making more money because the raw material costs even less

New GF just dropped

>>216459677
npc's exist, i just don't think they're inherently harmful. so all this person does it eat, poop, sleep, watch streaming programs and agree with common sentiment. okay, and? they're not bothering me. haven't you ever played oblivion? everyone has their favorite npcs.

Most NPCs exist to add world flavor
That whore at the grocery store who’s blocking the entire aisle?
NPC
That crackhead nigger screaming on the corner?
NPC
That fat ugly white woman with 5 screaming nigglets?
NPC

>>216459544
scream

That friendless KHHV who browses imageboards all day?
NPC

all my my PTO was approved lads
have the 3rd week in november, the 2nd week in december, and 2 fridays in other weeks of december off

almost 30% of my remaining workload for the year is gone

other than my annual summer vacation with the family im gonna keep stacking my PTO for the end of the year, this shit rules

>friendless
Not me
>KHHV
Not me
>browses imageboards all day
Not me

Try again seething loser

>>216459783
They're harmful because they vote

he's mad

Your mother is an NPC

It’s over for Timmy.
Bharat won.

Of course it's white women

and pee see

>>216459940
i don't believe voting changes anything.

finna bout to blast off

>>216460051
Good, I prefer you to not vote

Drake is the most famous leaf

>>216460068
oh i still do. i just don't think it has any real effect.

>>216460095
>I don't believe thing matters but I'll participate in pointless ritual anyway
Npc

It's 12:30 past midnight and I'm having an imaginary argument in my head that prevents me from sleeping -___-

>>216460109
freak = bodied

>>216458736
Shame if you were a female with a penis..

gonna see if theres a porn game for me to play then imma do a cheeky one

>>216460109
ahh, 'pointless ritual', that's half of life. maybe you're right, and i am just a flesh automaton. if that's the case, enjoy your higher state! you're the player character! time to do some hero'ing!

>>216460132
Don’t know what country that flag is but it’s some headrag hellhole so I need to inform you that you need to get the FUCK out of cum

>>216459769
Looks like a libtard and she probably has disgusting hair on her armpits and a bush on her pubis

>>216460161
Redditor

>>216458688
I know it from this
https://youtu.be/9aFFyA_HcDc?si=gi3Ecf0q9qkkpyD_

Do people actually have gfs and sex?

>>216460198
you can call me anything you like. npc, redditor, whatever.

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>216460222
Yeah

>>216460167
>Tf
>Tp
You're country is a literal shithole. You slave away in work everyday to barely afford to live after you pay 60% tax to the gobberment so they could give gibs to Jewkraine

>>216460222
yes. my friend is married and has kids

>>216460222
Yah

>>216460222
In the west? They usually have gaysex because women are whore golddiggers who chase powerful men with money lol.

>>216460257
Nonsensical post also Slava Ukraini and Am Yisrael Chai

>>216460239
me too. decaf because it's late

>>216460268
I was gonna write a sentence about him then changed it to be about his cunt but forgot to change the pronoun and the auxiliary. One of the many drawbacks of inferior languages such as English. That's why the possessive pronoun should be part of the subject! Disgusting cavemen language kek.

Piss can be refined into water
So why don't you just sell your piss as bottled water?
Infinite money glitch

>>216459414
I also would like to know. We're taught English in school, kids see English as cool, and adults think it is useful, but people never do the immersion part needed to learn the language for some reason.

I love Ukraine
I love Israel

I love Ukraine
I love Israel

>>216460321
Decaf doesn't taste as good

>>216460365
Girls do that already

>>216460238
Would rather not call you at all

>>216460291
Sounds like cope mate. Also Euro cities are full of piss, graffiti, and crime. I bet you got mugged at least twice in your life lol.

Slava Ukraini
Am Yisrael Chai

I love Jesus
I love America

>>216460407
Moids are so gullible

>>216459769
stupid haircut

Slava Ukraini
Am Yisrael Chai

Who you think you playing with bitch ass nigga?

>>216460427
>>216460454

So I guess I'm slave chattel only fit for slave work, put me in the field massa

Die Cunt

>>216460454
I think we should support other countries' interests over our own, sorry

im so tired and sheepy

>>216460483
post pics of yourself. I bet you're one of those incredibly obese desert people

Israel is the new Nazi state
Hitler would’ve loved Israel
He would’ve been pro-Israel because then the Jews wouldn’t be in Europe
Hitler was pro-IDF

>>216460518
he's a femboy

>>216460417
Your cities are full of sand and dust and there’s a 90% chance your mother got raped by Pvt Hernandez in the early 2000s

>>216460490
Good goy

Poor thirdworlder who smells like shit is back
He’s gonna drink camel piss and get raped later

What possesses these retards to shit up the thread?
Fuck off already

>>216460537
proof?

>>216460570
Mind telling me more about that?

>>216460551
>the chosen people
>had their second temple destroyed
>expelled from their own homeland
Idk man

>>216460570
Mind broken by his country being flattened by us for fun

>>216460546
I bet you got gangbanged along with your sis in some Berlin back alley by a group of distinguished black gentlemen who migrated to Germanistan from The Republic of Congo.

>>216460594
God works in mysterious ways
But the Jewish people have persevered

He’s always posting very graphic sexual things
This is because he was severely gangraped by Pakistanis like his prophet

>>216460574
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216246064/#216248790
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216246064/#216246538

>>216460406
still better than nothing

>>216460626
You people literally have gaysex on the streets in pride parades infront of everybody. I can imagine raising a proper family in such a shithole.

>>216460661
Just drink water or some warm slivo

I don't want sex I want rape

>>216460681
i'm on way too many meds to be drinking alcohol

>>216460647
he's beautiful <3

>>216460782
imagine a threesome with saudi anon and this iraqi femboy

>>216460769
What difference does it make

Did you know that coding correlated with linguistic and not mathematical ability? Think about how many Shelley, Goethe, and Shakespeares have been lost to Google, IBM, etc...

>I'm not going to Mcdonald's anymore, fuck their overpriced slop
>*spends $30 on chinese food*

what did I mean by this

>>216460835
I love Chinese food
You know that it’s true
I love fried Rice
I love noodles
I love chow mein

*cracks an egg on your bald spot*

>>216458760
>he was fighting for civil rights and equality in his youth
Cringe

We’re almost at 310

I just made a sandwich of cheese and crushed some airdried jalapeno pepper on top of it. It was divine.

>>216460819
Tragic

>>216460994
I love that image

>>216460937
You made a sandwich if sand camel piss and Zutt nut you fucking faggot, poor rat subhuman nigger

>murderer sentenced to a thousand years
okay, i understand that it's, even unrealistically, a cumulative penalty based on the offense. but once it hits past a hundred years, can't it just read "Life"? a THOUSAND years in prison?! i don't think he'll even make it to his first hundred!

Grooming my ass hair

I am voting democrat for governor in my state because the incumbent republican candidate implemented age verification for porn sites. Frankly unamerican, and they should pay for it.

>>216461001
You're just jealous because a sandwich would cost you $10 with your worthless money you poorfag tax paying goyim kek

>>216460835
It means you're a good goy contributing to the economy

>>216459005
Around 8 or 9 I think

>>216460937
what kind of cheese?

My heritage is Lithuanian

>>216461013
That's because your laws are bullshit. Why send a murderer to a metal and concrete hotel where you suckers pay for his keep for the rest of his life?! You chop off their head, that's just common sense!

>>216461044
Thoughts on this WebM?

>>216461105
Cheddar spread

>>216461115
look guy, these are not "my" laws. i didn't decide against the firing squad, they did.

I went to the kart track for the first time in 2 years and my times were 3 seconds slower than they were when I was practicing regularly

>>216461124
I like

>>216461152
You can still get the firing squad if you request it

>>>/his/18127014
Is this true?

Do jeets born and raised in the west grow up to be cheaters and scammers?

edibles? taken
laundry? done

>>216460677
wtf are you doing here go back to mena

I used to drink so much coffee and caffeinated drinks during my shifts I think I must've burnt out my adrenal glands & damaged my kidneys somehow

>>216461152
>firing squad
That's for military, and it's an honorable death. Murderers don't deserve an honorable death.

Just coomed

>>216461115
I want to put my penis in your butt my little bacha bazi princess

Any Americans that fight for Russia or Ukraine instead of America deserve their swift deaths

>>216461202
They grow up to be tech geniuses and/or rappers

wdup

>>216461137
sounds nice. I like cheese sandwiches. I'd make one for you :)

>>216461115
Ok but how much do you make a month compared to me, do you have a car, can you drink from the faucet in your country, do you have a toilet with basic plumbing in your house or do you have to go to an outhouse?

>>216461201
No not really. They grew potatoes for food because all the other crops were worth a lot more and were being sold off by the english land owners.

Fk irl

>>216461223
You’re a subhuman beast
Your mother was fucked by a goat and shit you out 9 months later
You need to kill your self you genuine faggot homosexual

>>216461233
Typical Indo-European. That's why God chose the Semites to relay his divine message to humanity. God would never talk to a savage primal filthy creature. That's why there are no European prophets, eventhough they're also Caucasians just like the Semites.

>>216461304
Your prophet was literal murderous pedophile

>>216461291
This is me irl

>>216461304
God hates Semites, your country hasn’t recovered from the Mongol rape in the 1200s

>>216461044
>>216461124
Dextromethorphan

>>216461329
Fake gun thoughbeit

>>216461113
lithuania has a pretty rich history. you should be proud

Semitic subhumans

>>216461324
There is nothing wrong with putting sinners to the sword. The Arabian prophet was the most based of them all, slaying sinners and infidels on his wake.

>>216461334
What about it

>>216461201
Yep irish are absolute third world niggers
You can watch footage from the 1960s they were still living like agrarian third worlders
They're absolute animals who do not belong in civilization
I know this well I have Irish ancestry so I can feel the savage dumb Irish gene coursing through my veins
Thankfully my anglo and germanic ancestry helps keep it in check

>>216461380
If that's true how come you guys can't beat Israel with islam?

>>216461304
Arab men have sex with each other as instructed by the quran

About to start my workout. Let’s get it!!

I remember when bollywood was all I knew about India.

>>216461389
having ACTUALLY been to ireland and england though, I can say youre full of shit

>>216461403
Lmao somebody pull up that Quran verse where Mohammed makes out with his male friend

>>216461423
You're not Irish so you wouldn't get it

>>216461389
>Irish, Anglo, Germanic
All of whom were still wiping their asses with rocks and leaves when my ancestors were inspired by God to create civilization

>>216461436
I am, thoughever

>>216461394
The men of Al Zutt never tire, inshallah

First I jerk off then I shower

>>216461436
>You're not Irish
Neither is most of Ireland nowadays

If homosexuality is caused by being molested as a kid, what causes bisexuality?

I have no ambition to create anything grand. I just want to be comfy
I want to be like the nietzschean last man

>>216461422
lol, wtf is this movie

>>216461422
Holy kek

N

>>216461447
Absolutely ZUTTED
>>216461465
Too much spicy food early probably

>>216461446
No you're not. If you were then you'd know what I say is true
Or maybe you're repressing your inner Mick

>>216461388
What you'll feel like on it

>>216461458
mick politicians be like
"IRISH AMERICANS? MUH HERITAGE LARPERS? FUCK OFF, WE DONT WANT YOUR KIND. Muslim rapebabies that hate catholic AND protestants? WELCOME!"

>>216461472
>seethe: the movie
Never underestimate how pigheaded indians are. The more you try to improve them the more they will resist

>>216461417
Starting with some pull ups to stretch out my back (pause)

Zesty cool ranch Doritos

>>216461511
>Oh Mickey O'Malley from Boston isn't Irish but MY BOY MOHAMMED...true Irish lad

>>216461422
India could salvage SO much soft power if they actually arrested scammers and invested in some fucking trash cleanup.

>>216461506
Go on

>>216461511
They have enough Irish in Ireland they don't need more subhuman micks like you

i just had kind of a sick thought. do you think, if there was some kind of flawless test you could administer, that you could control and use would-be thrill-killers as executioners? i know this is imagining some kind of minority report reality where you really know for sure a person's temperament, but boy, you could really one-stone this whole issue like this. let latent murderers kill known murderers.

>>216461554
*checks native irish birthrates*

lol, sure thing

>>216461465
Almost getting molested

Arabs worship someone who was gangraped LMAOOO
I could never respect a man who was raped

Those who disbelieved among the People of the Scripture and the polytheists will be in the fire of Hell, abiding eternally therein. They are the worst of creatures. [Quran 98:6]

>>216461576
Come here!

>>216461465
Hypersexuality

>>216461520
Let me guess the white people are the colonizers? And he's taking revenge.

>>216461422
>Like
>Subscribe
>Get notified
kek

>>216461600
Zutt nut
In the butt
I said
Zutt nut
In the butt

>>216461541
India will never be relevant politically with a caste system. Those in power will never do anything like what you describe because it's beneath them and therefore not worthy of their attention. They are doomed to being filthy disgusting animals until they can follow the example the british left for them. Alas, it is not meant to be

>>216461600
Why are Muslims so engaged in gay homosex?

Fundies bug me but imagine living in an entire region of the world where fundy is the boilerplate personality type and it only gets worse from there. God, can you fucking imagine

>>216461663
Their religion was founded by a bisexual pedophile who was into Jeets and little girls
Muhammad was searching for more little girls, Zutt, and Zanj (niggers literally rampaged around Iraq for decades raping as they pleased)
All they think about is sex

Are we pro or anti furry? Are we in-between? What's your favorite candy bar?

>>216461731
pro-furry, hershy with almonds.

>>216461731
anti
Almond joy or Reece's

>>216461731
We’re anti degenerate and Jasonkin, so anti furry

>>216461768
Very based

>>216461731
Furries are just as deserving of the rope as trannies and muslims

>>216461619
we're pro white girls

>>216461731
indifferent, I don't eat sweets but this was good when I was kid

>>216461805
What if you saw a tranny mudslime furry? How would you react?

I get tism bucks now

>>216461663
It's the ultimate degeneracy, you can't steep any lower than that, a lowly filthy stinky faggot. And that's what westerns came up with, the first nation to legitimize gay marriage. The throne of God is shaking from his anger, and he shall strike down the heathen whitoids. Faggots should fly, then stoned, then their filthy bodies cremated, because filth like them don't deserve a proper burial, their filthy seminated corpses would stink up the earth.

>>216461731
death to any and all furries, no matter where they may be on some "spectrum"

nestle crunch

I'm 31 and starting to shrink

>>216461465
Also molestation

>>216461904
In the balls?

>>216461852
You're a used up bacha bazi rape slut

>>216461820
also Kinder Bueno

That mutts is always seething and coping, I bet he got IEDed in Iraq lol.

Can’t wait for the next Retard of the Month
This guy fucking sucks

310

>>216461600
i fucking hate the kufar i wish theres a civil war so i can go full psycho

>>216461913
Nope. Balls are still growing towards the ground