Thread 216462389

Cheeky chappy edition

french wanker loves his girlyboys

wondering where canslad is, he must have committed a cheeky 'cide? x

>>216462389 (OP)
16 stone bracket coming on strong

having a drink me

>>216462389 (OP)
dosser

ischemia
noun
is·che·mia i-ˈskē-mē-ə
: deficient supply of blood to a body part (such as the heart or brain) that is due to obstruction of the inflow of arterial blood

>>216462444
same
toil on the morrow as well
wasnt going to drink tonight but walked past the offie on the way home and well, the rest is history

Where's Ziedbelg?

>>216462475
he peekin x

got violentlyu drunk on halloween
shant be touching the muck ever again

the eevee one

>>216462466
Find myself craving it when I walk past it in the shops
But I can easily go weeks without it

>>216462489
stop drinking and just have snorts like me mate
keeps you awake and aware

>>216462502
I LOVE EEVEE

*crickets*

sir queer barmer

>>216462597
get IT posted

>>216462526
would post the fit trans girl cosplaying eevee and her slightly less fit trans gf cosplaying umbreon but its on my old laptop

>>216462611
get it all transferred over

why did he call her gold week though

Chicago Police Torture and the Limits of Human Rights Enforcement in Liberal Democracies

Mark S. Berlin
Associate Professor of Political Science at Marquette University, Milwaukee, WI, USA

>>216462614
tried huffing a birds farts once and it didnt even smell bad

might have a snack before bed x

>>216462641
>5:30pm
Okay gramps

>>216462629
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/24/chicago-police-detain-americans-black-site

CPD are brutal even by American police standards

>>216462626
cant be arsed

>>216462649
it's actually 6:30 and daylight savings fucked my circadian rhythm so now i feel like going to bed at 8

Ashy rasta headhunter cronem from the deepest jungle using forbidden black magic to transfigure rorke into a female rorkette to bare a whole pod of yardie babies

>>216462660
lazy git
tbf I never did it when I got my new pc

... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Ramsay's kitchen nightmares USA on E4 extra on TV in home ..

get the eu5 preloaded

>>216462670
why is it that i can come on here at any time of the day and immediately find someone posting about black men

oh no carlybender doesn't have his terabytes of tranny porn to spam what are we going to do how tragic

got mento illness again x

>>216462678
Ktimmers

>>216462698
One thing's for sure
You will seethe about them anyway

>>216461641
write what down? dunno which one you're referring to

>>216462721
kek done him badly

>>216462686
s

>>216462697
what’s it to you mate

>>216462721
already am aren't i

Dadstein is watching Tucker Carlson on his phone

this is th eonly pic i have on this laptop:)

>>216462707
Get your nob out on a train

had a wank
didnt enjoy it but needed it

>>216462606
Active Directory
Proxmox
InTune

BbC bnwo bbc bnwo bbc bbc is king backshots bbc backshots in the hood bbc

watch out he's having a melty

It lush x4

>>216462769
thats nice dear

>>216462769
been saying this for years

I never liked Nigeria. Reddit country.

why was The One™ occupied with furret walk

why did prince edward island one ask connecticutposter his shoe size

We have a poster from PEI?

aff tae bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyh5Ea9cBSg

>>216462847
Me on top

>"This so-called 'Judeo-Christianity' will be the religion of the Antichrist."
- Christian author GM Davis

girlbossing too close to the sun

>>216462869
the raped

>>216462869
What shoe size do you wear?

just got doorstepped by tommy robinson

i went to prince edward island once, it was cute

sable island >.< >.<

>>216462912
What shoe size do you wear?

>>216462860
Neither peterson nor shapiro actually believe in Christ so why are they doing this gay larp all the time

one more day of toil
3 days off
4 days on
4 days off

How do you defend against knife attack?

toby :3

TELL THIS ASSHOLE IF WE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE MY PRODUCT HES GOTTA DO IT MY WAY... THE RIGHT WAY

I really cba with life anymore

>>216462998
its only meth m8 it doesnt need to be that good

>>216462998
I fucked Ted

>>216463008
pm me x

>>216462980
throwing things at them to make them fall over or shooting them, i think

>>216463029
kk babe xx

what would you do if you chat up a bird in a rave and she tells you shes 16 but shes not getting antagonistic about it

>>216462980
Wear knife proof armour

Emotional hoe

I wouldn't ban them but I would regulate their sales only to people that have attended training courses and impose a dog licence and £300 yearly fee associated with it.

Rorke...
Rorke...
Come in rorke... This is an emergency transmission for rorke...

Hows it being homeless in London these days?
Might doss round London next summer.

>>216463030
do this to grey squirrels

>>216463045
call the nonce hunters on myself

>>216463045
shag her obviously

sorry mom i know you hate to see me this way

>>216463074
Are you even allowed to own a gun?

>>216463061
Do you want to be homeless in my back garden?
Ive got a shed if you want to be homeless in there

>>216463099
gone flag blind have you

>>216463097
^_^ Bladee has been posted
(Hope your mum is ok)

>>216463118
Not everyone in the states is allowed to buy weapons
Diagnosed schizophrenics and felons cannot, for example

sick of modernity

thinking about fat arsed french girls

>>216463045
shag her

>>216463121
she's wonderful now
it bipolar

jfc

>>216463126
i'm not whatever /brit/ personality you think i am

eh well glad to know im not the only one

>>216463142
Same as me ffs
It really is a nightmare
Definitely a woman disorder though

i dont know.. i have no idea... several hours AT LEAST

>>216463113
Then I wouldn't be homeless. I'd be a shed dweller. Which would just be a shitter way to live than I live now in my house.

>>216463151
civil war NOW

>>216463151
I was getting mentally ill freakazoid vibes from your racist frog cartoon

>>216463170
Vibe on this
*unzips dick*

>>216463170
i'm getting faggot redditor vibes from you crying about racism

>>216463145
i bet all them whites have asian wives

>>216463160
Alright well its an option for you

Saar we are Canadian just like you

£450 on de premium bonds

>>216463215
volumes

it should be her on the throne instead of woke chuck

>>216463262
ummy

>>216463257
>left
>fertile, thicc, will give you healthy white children
>right
>flat, childlike, will give you incel hapa children

>>216463282
mmmhmmm

How cause brits are so tiny

>>216463316
they post this on /sp/ a lot and I thought it was AI-generated

one thing about asian chicks is their sweat and body is odorless
the darkest a bint goes the smellier shes going to be under sexual pressure

>>216463316
I fucking hate americans so much

>>216463306
just our inferiority to americans that's it

>>216463195
Thanks pal. I didn't mean to be ungracious. It's kind you would ever consider it.

the rainbow lesbian one ><

>>216463344
people in french malls look just like that as well

>>216463316
why yall so obsessed with us lmao

>>216463366
That one's me

!!

>>216463342
dont be daft. ive shagged lots of asian prostitutes and they absolutely had a body odour. mostly not unpleasant but its insane to suggest they dont smell.

>>216463374
just our european inferiority, that's it

Me? Going with the ugly obese white woman
No, the skinny fit chinky bird, no no no
Ugly fat dumpy women, that's the one

just go "tae" bed already.

>>216463374
give me citizenship

Remember when the Scottish voted to remain part of England
What was that about

i do nt want to go tae bed bc then i have to wake up and work

>>216463391
i dunno mate maybe its because im a smoker and drugs ruined my sinuses but i can hardly smell chinky broads

who are the bigger sexual deviants obese white women or asian women that betray their race

the wfh they/them one

>>216463421
bed
NOW

>>216463419
they're not apart of england and idk the vote was close though

hath cami revealed thine princess wande yet?

im illiterate

nothing like doing lines of meph then bumming the middle aged chinese prossie whos shaped like a young boy

(:

just burped so hard that i pooed myself a little bit

>>216463486
ummy

so this is

my friend lived in this apartment building and one time there was this awful stench that permeated a couple of floors for days. she said it was the worst thing she ever smelt, worse than sewage. the building manager did wellness checks on all the seniors because they thought maybe someone had died and was decomposing. it turned out to be a chinese couple cooking a tmc recipe

saw are john earlier

mr hitchens and man

mousey's cock :,D

>>216463434
yeah i think its your sense of smell

might end up breaking down and buying a pass because fuck this stupid fucking captcha ffs

i did my best to put it off

>>216463537
i have a pass
its comfy

>>216463522
he looks pretty good for mid 70s

>>216463537
I had those captchas for 1 day
stop deleting your cookies

>>216463522
a man of great autism

>>216463537
literally have no idea why the modern man doesn't have a captcha solver.

Its a shame I never got to meet Queen Elizabeth or Phillip. I'd have liked to meet them. King Charles III or Prince William would be nice to meet. Or someday Prince George, our future King, although he is obviously too young to have a conversation. Hell, i'd take a meeting with Andrew.

leftypol browsing r/dogfree and nodding like the churchill mascot

never had a real problem with captcha
suppose im just high iq

leftypol getting a tamagochi so he can learn about responsibilities

party for one

sir prince andrew

>>216462389 (OP)
I would shag this man

>>216463630
don't you have work in the morning, it's quite late

>>216463640
No I don't

carly "attention seeking" bitch having a wedding and announcing her pregnancy to try and raise her pitiful dwindling spotify listenercount

A logical argument for why all dogs should be banned
Premises:

Personal freedom is good and we want to maximise it in society.

One person's freedom cannot be at the expense of other people's freedom.

Cruelty is bad and should be avoided unless necessary.

It's cruel to a dog to keep it in a house or apartment.

Dogs are not necessary but a lifestyle choice.

Many people do not like dogs.

I think it follows that:

A person's freedom to own dogs should not restrict others' freedom to live a dog-free life.

Therefore, dogs should not be allowed in public spaces such as parks, streets, nature trails, beaches, shops, airplanes, etc. Because to allow that would always result in imposing the dogs on others.

Consequently, the only place dogs should be allowed is inside the owner's own home, where they cannot be seen or heard by anone else.

However, in nearly all cases, this kind of life is fundamentally incompatible with the wellbeing of the dog. And since that would be unnecessary cruelty, we cannot pass such a law.

>>216463664
didn't read plus you're brown

leftypol teaching small boat migrants to astral project across the channel after rorke stops the boats

>>216463664
>>216463599
mental that these people exist

>>216463537
>not using auto captcha in 2025

>>216463701
i read books on finance and history not computer programming

>>216463622
I don't appreciate kicking a man while he is down.

Let's be honest, Andy didn't do anything wrong

>>216463664
replace every use of the word "dog" with cat and i might be convinced

rorkette

we just met round my mate Jeff's house l didnt know she was sex trafficked

>>216463754
That movie series is going to dogshit.

>>216463664
Sorry, being exposed to things you don't like is not an encroachment upon your freedom
Grow up

Me?


Filling in captchas on my phone because I'm ban evading


>>216463724
You are so dumb lmfao

a poopoire

an armoire but for poo

>>216463599
>nodding like the churchill mascot
havent thought of that in years, nice

Thread so boring I'm logging off for the night
Be more funny tomorrow

does rorke think he's better off alone?
does rorke think he's better off alone?

>>216463803
Okay I will try!

>>216463803
:<

>>216463832
um why is she twerking

>>216463832
fapping my boner to this

>>216463262
um it should be celestia actually

is youtube down

my arse gets proper sweaty when i have a wank
almost like god was trying to tell me something

>>216463867
never heard of incelestia in my life

Just remembered an old flash game I used to play a lot that was a fighting game with dictators and they were all parodies
Names like "Shitler" lmao
Was very 2000s since it mostly had Ahmadinejad and Saddam and the like as characters too

watching the thing on youtube, it free
just noticed there's a black guy in a research station is antarctica
I bet there are no blacks in any of the research stations there
bet he's the alien

>>216463880
works on my samsung galaxy s23

>>216463901
theyve done something - its completely blank if i have ublock on
comes back if i turn it off
those bastards

>>216463900
They're both the alien

>>216463884
feels good when you pop a finger up there too. really makes you think..

>Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government says

actually insane, fucking governed by mumsnet

>>216463880
Working for me as of 00:47 on my HP laptop in my flat in Selly Oak.

Saying my prayers to arr NHS then it's off to bed

>>216463918
you're right there are TWO black guys
completely impossible

Really want a girlfriend

>>216463932
fuck sake there goes the rest of motherless

>>216463932
grim
first they came for the rape porn, then the painal, now its mere choking

>>216463932
What are you going to do about it?


Let me guess...

>>216463732
I'm a firm believer that when somebody is down, it's best to kick them

>>216463932
they're betting everything on the 40-60 year old white female demographic turning up next election

how is babby formed

>>216463932
>Both the possession and publication of such material will be a criminal offence, under amendments to the Crime and Policing Bill currently going through Parliament.
Fucking hell
Literally treating consensual choking porn the same as CSAM

What did one tonsil say to the other? It must be spring. Here comes a swallow!

>>216463880
not for me

mad how i spend $50-60 on a bottle of spirits every other day and don't care, but i recoil if my grocery bill is over $40

>>216463932
save a woker
bin that choker

Sowerby Bridge

>>216463932
why let any porn be legal then
what's the point

bedtime

this never would've happened under his watch

>>216463977
That would be cowardice, although I suspect you are trolling.

>>216463983
keep in mind there will be people arrested and the news papers will say they had 'extreme illegal pornographic images' knowing everyone will assume it will be cp. they will use this politically when cracking down on state enemies

I'm a gnostic Christian

>>216463932
>as part of government plans to tackle violence against women and girls.

>>216464028
>charged with making over 500 indecent images
>once saw 30 second gif involving choking on /int/

the small boat men come here and they're corrupted by our porn and then they just go mental on our women rorke it's just common sense to ban it

He's really gotten worked up over this nothing burger
>state enemies
Lmfao

>>216464045
50 shades of grey is milquetoast erotica for bored middle aged housewives

Reckon when electric cars are mandatory they'll be able to prevent you going above the speed limit

rorke arguing that choking porn shouldn't be banned because women enjoy it

why is the government trying to police my penis

>>216464099
it literally contains choking

Rorke getting 5 years for possession of choking porn and all his mates thought it was cp that he had

Research shows strangulation is never a safe practice, despite a widespread belief it can be performed safely. Though it often leaves no visible injury, oxygen deprivation, even for very short moments, causes changes to the fragile structures of the brain.

Multiple studies have specifically shown brain changes in women who have been repeatedly “choked” during sex, including markers for brain damage and disruptions in brain hemispheres linked to depression and anxiety.

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

>>216464167
>Multiple studies have specifically shown brain changes in women who have been repeatedly “choked” during sex, including markers for brain damage and disruptions in brain hemispheres linked to depression and anxiety.
right well that's a bit of the old causation correlation thing ennit

>>216464160
it literally doesn't

>>216464176
can i come and live in russia with you

*chokes all of you out in a legal and non-sexual way*

read about this bloke who'd just finished medical school and then developed parkinson's so now he can't be a surgeon like he was planning to, cruel twist of fate that

>>216464186
Yes it does you fucking mong

>>216464197
Screaming

>>216464167
Alcohol is also unsafe but the UK government isn't going to ban it are they

>>216464212
in horror?

>>216464197
that must have shaken him to the core

>>216464018
I'm referencing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAMnK60_cM

>>216464219
Well I don't think Shariah bloody allows it!

>>216464167
Whoooo says womeeeen had any braaaiiin to begiiin with? Smells like another Judea racket lads.

Figured out that multi theist gods are more like archetypal forms

Should I go to the petrol station for more beer or should I just go to bed

>>216464202
no it does not

You don't actually need to strangle women during sex, they mostly get off on the sensation of being held around the throat/neck
It makes them feel dominated you see

>>216464249
Yeah well I know a bloke who'd disagree with that

>>216464271
This guy fucks

Must be nice to be naively religious
The world is far too complex

>>216464271
i tried this the first time and she kept telling me to put more pressure on so i dunno if thats right

>>216464271
i know this is true because i once imagined myself as a woman having sex and it matches my experience

>>216464237
Why on earth did you believe anyone would get that reference?

You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would carreeeeee
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derrieeeeereeeee

Fucking hell im fucking fat

>>216464337
Hot

>>216464251
bed

>>216464336
what the FUCK
I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE
WHAT THE FUCK

So who was right?


Does 50 Shades of Grey have choking in it or not?

if evens i get steaming tonight

>>216464355
Look up and to the left

>>216464363
reroll

kinda want to go on a week long stimgooning sesh

>>216464378
You can't do that

>>216464361
Dunno, have you read it?

>>216464411
No that's why I was asking

>>216463932
>>216463983
from the looks of it there isn't even any distinction for fake choking
by this very definition star wars porn where someone is getting choked by the 'force' will be banned lmao

>>216464361
it's literally just a paint by numbers romance that makes a big deal of his "red room", but all he does is tickle her with a feather and then they have vanilla sex with a bit of an emo flavour

suspect dtfic might like this image

rorke and leftypol teaming up to oppose the ban on violent misogynistic pornography

>>216464441
Yeah but after analyzing the naughty novel, psychologists at Michigan State University and Ohio State University concluded that its characters’ behaviors are consistent with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s official definition of intimate partner violence — and that the book perpetuates dangerous abuse patterns.

>>216464331
I didn't

His breathing is ragged, matching mine. 'When did you start your period, Anastasia?'... He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string--what?! -- and gently takes my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all... Jeez. And then he's inside me... ah!

>>216464445
imagine the sheer natural strength in that chest. could probably beat all kinds of bench press records if he trained.

>>216464445
Why would I like this?

>>216464465
alright then

>>216464475
I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He's my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder . . . Hmm . . . My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

ladies

>>216464475
well... back when you were kleinsfelterposting :c

>>216464471
kek

>>216464463
they could say that for most romance novels because the male protagonists are always stropy and moody

they say it about twilight too and 50 shades is a literal copy of it

>>216464502
idiot mong

bro actually read 50 shades of grey

>>216464534
It's fab

Shaggers, does tit fucking a girl actually feel good

he also watched twilight...

>>216464490
Right but that guy doesn't have kleinfelter does he

He's just deformed :/

>>216464471
>a 50 year old woman wrote that
reads like a post on here

>>216464551
Yeah of course it does tits are nice and soft and squishy

you guys will argue about literally anything huh

>>216464551
It's honestly not that great feeling but it is fun

>>216464551
depends on the tits and if you use lube
you want some big ol floppy mommy milkers and slather then in lube

>>216464513
>>216464534
you're just mad because women's erotica is more boring than you imaged lol

and not really anywhere near the same as a man choking a woman on camera

>>216464551
it feels about as good as a normal wank but can also be a bit shite if the girl has no rhythm

I'll die a virgin

putting something up me bum this weekend

>>216464598
will it be coming out again?

>>216464598
A bbc?

>>216464595
Forgive me for not accepting the opinion of a weird gay freak like you, no offence

also when you realise just how boring and basic most peoples sex lives are, shite fanfic slop like 50shits sounds wxtreme

good principles to live by this

>>216464612
Lmao

>>216464619
yes, bored middle aged housewives and porn addicted virgin incels have a lot in common in that way

funny that the king of england once looked like this

if he came back now, you wouldn't think anything about it within a few months

>>216464648
Like an average englishman?

>>216464660
>>216464660

>>216464648
he also had a chair made specifically so he could have sec in certain positions because he was so fat and unfit