Thread 216464660

bladee edition

>>216464662
If who came back?

poo smells lmao

>>216464680
190

>>216464667
yeah exactly
looks like someone you see ambling around tesco

>>216464691
He never left

my name Jeff

might have a poo in future

>>216464691
He never left though

>>216464707
no you won't
shut up

Dicks out for harambe

farted so hard I don't dare look at the aftermath

>>216464726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRMUpNp6mtA

>>216464717
stfu you don't know the future

need a rocinante to sally forth on
a resilient sturdy maiden with with hips
who shall take up this task
great adventure awaits ladies
form an orderly queue please

reminder that when you smell a fart or poo it's literally poo particles going up your nose into your body

The woman who wrote fifty shades of grey has been to my house as mumberg used to babysit her two children I came across a birthday card she sent us last year when I was rummaging through old christmas cards and organizing them all, i wonder what it's like to have a mum who gets famous writing that book

pic related but blurred our names and also the names of their two children as I saw on her wikipedia they're not named there so must not be public info and thus a dox

when you think about it, there's nothing stopping everyone from getting a colostomy bag installed at birth. then there would be no social stigma and we'd actually laugh at people for having a poo with their bum.

>>216464759
bizarre lie

>>216464785
nearly poked my god damn eye out

Right well you can't post that can you

um

>>216464771
well that's me done in a BDSM way

Raping a gay porn

>>216464760
alri benatar

why am i so fucking autistic AAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>216464785
Corr

>>216464840
what did you do

>>216464837
reducing suffering is never bad

Need Emma Watson to poo on me.

>>216464866
nothing at the moment
just reminiscing

>>216464874
what did you do in the past

>>216464906
be autistic

mad how this little cartoon frog is literally me

>>216464914
isn't that what you're doing now

>>216464941
why are you sad fren, at least you're all cozy in that blanket

>>216464942
err
yeah x

>>216464941
do you have one of pepe phoneposting in beddy boes all tucked up

Time to read my Bible :)


Goodnight /brit/

>>216464941
This is me in a couple hours.

>>216464956
don't worry I'm fine now
>>216465003
I have this one

>>216464660 (OP)
hello Bladee!

got asked "are you fucking high?" earlier, didn't know people still asked that. of course i'm high, i thought everyone is

someone should make a zombie movie but instead of zombies there should be horny futas who rape everything that moves and turn them into futas

kino

>>216464743
Lol

>>216465009
is it a study bible?

>>216465045
this but instead of zombies its brown people and theyre in britain
oh nvm thats reality kek

>>216465055
me? enjoy the ones where they freak out over robo-wives

>>216465055
they do this with videos about films and video games too

Wussup fuckniggas

>>216465055
it's almost as if they earn their income by getting men to click on their videos

so weird how continental europeans can like just take loads of ket and mong out to like minimal techno on an unused industrial site in like broad daylight

just dont get it
they dont even look like theyre having that much fun

just dropped a red shoe

>>216465141
bizarre lie

>Irish sporting legend jailed after faking cancer using iPhone cable up his nose

hao ling

sausage roll in thy belly

i see you lads have played knifey-spooney before

>>216465183
Jailed for banter? Really?

STINKY

>>216465183
>>216465192
>>216465204
>>216465207
>>216465218

>>216465218
How many pictures of Emma Watson do you have? If it does show the exact number then how much is it in file size?

>>216465308
prefer not to say

evil bladee

Imagine a race of Germanic peoples mixed with Japanese people

>>216465370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRpvyK-uDs

>>216465385
Truly an axis of evil.

so let willy cum
and wash away
my poooeeeyyy buuuum

>>216465390
sounds like the fire temple music from ocarina of time

Did Europe flourish because of white DNA or because of Christianity

>>216465443
europe never flourished it's a shithole compared to even the poorest african nation

>>216465443
white dna obviously, there are plenty of non-white countries that are christian but absolute shitholes

>>216465443
the romans weren't christian

a left bun

>>216465443
good location mainly

>>216465055
get sent to an island
soon
:)

the

>>216465464
they were eventually

>>216465055
the like the french one, she is cute i wish she was my gf and babbled about bull shit into my ear with her cute accent

right honourable sir prince andrew

>>216465483
and then their empire collapsed and we went into the dark ages

>>216465469
bugman answer

>>216465488
too slow

>>216465492
unrelated

>>216465469
actually europe was harsher to survival than warmer climates because the winters were more brutal, so people had to adapt to be smart enough develop planning skills in order to survive, that's why white people have super IQs

Half asleep

>>216465492
Rome had declined for a long time up until that point tbqh
Not a Christian myself but I don't buy that theory

im going to do a big poo on rorkes little head haha

>>216465475
don't know what this means
>>216465485
which one is that?

>>216465518
get some shut-eye dashie

>>216465533
I'm NOT tired! I've just had 5 beers and I'm playing Overwatch 2 :S

>>216465508
yeah that's what's good about the location
that plus access to the atlantic

>>216465499
well what can one do, i got unlucky with their posts

thought today was saturday but it's tuesday and i was supposed to be at work 4 hours ago, was wondering why toilberg kept ringing me

>>216465540
never played a second of overwatch
I was a league slut back in my youth

Business idea: Overwatch 3

is /brit/ effay?

>>216465560
Got to Master on League and quit
It's just too much to keep up with
I'm Grandmaster on Overwatch rn
Naturally gifted innit

>>216465556
toilberg on the ropes

I love cheese
babum
I love cheese
babum
I love cheese
babum
yes I dooooo

>>216465572
what champ/role :3

doesn't sous vide put microplastics in your scran?

>>216465583
ADC on Draven almost exclusively

>>216465586
everything puts microplastics in your scran

>>216465586
yeah
it's just boil in the bag for snooty cunts

>>216465588
ah you're one of those
I played janna/bard

addicted to sugar lads :/

>>216465606
He's just really strong tbf
I liked a Janna on my lane desu
Bard not so much cause he fucks off to do whatever

Jade Anh is so leng

>>216465631
fingered her behind the buses in hull town centre once

i'm going to POO

I feel like the fact that the prime minister of South Korea was given a xiaomi as a gift from Xi was an insult. Like that must have been how parents in the Middle Ages felt when they got given two chickens and some rice for their banging daughter by some noble

>>216465657
chat so much shit

I want chicken and rice
I woke up too late to order food :(
so now I can't eat today can only drink an ensure

the daay rorke lost

>>216465690
Your life sounds complex have you ever thought about doing a documentary?

anyone else eating mallow puffs or is it just me

>>216465699
ummmmm
no

it do be like that

no cap fr fr

SUCK YOU LIKE A PENIS ON THE RECORD, SCRATCH MY ITCH

>>216465700
it's like a small version of a moon pie
I don't like them that much but I would eat one right now because I haven't eaten in almost 24 hours and I'm kind of hungry

>>216464760
A strange and upsetting notion

should probably check if I got any responses to my job applications tomorrow
could also leave it for a bit I'm sure they'll wait for me x

glozzy

Irish people be like
>Flanagan O'Malley III from New York City isn't Irish but my boy Mohammed Al-Maktoun of County Cork is

>>216465736
no apprenticeship applications accepted for me :')

>>216465736
don't bother

>>216464660 (OP)
drainnn gangggg

dirnking fizzy getting glizzy IM BUZZY N BUZY

>>216465631
yea?
https://www.twitch.tv/jadeyanh/clip/LovelySpoopyGiraffeStrawBeary

>>216465764
kill yourself
go listen to your yeat instrumentals faggot

Rorke took your girl on the rail replacement bus to Pantysgawn last night.

roooooooooooooooorke

my old enemy

I put a glizzy up your girl's fanny mate

>>216465760
yeah, it actually scooby dooby do be like that huh

Going to the ren faire this weekend with the wife lads

Shaggy always struck me as a gooner

>>216465779
Spanish civil guard

rorke straight up fuckin bad bitches, no cap

playing league because of east ridings one

Business idea, invent cars that run on poo and replace car seats with toilets.

>>216465775
Yh, I've seen that clip. Heck she was dancing to nostalgic rap tunes, gyal unironically rates Jayden Smith. Then she did the caramelldansen dance x

Now she's doing a lil kareoke in German x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLj-9a9C_I&list=OLAK5uy_nuUlm1TimVbXVy2vdkvZS-voAdMzzzRVk

>>216465882
Nevermind it was one 1/4 song lol

>>216465886
okay
good post

*prays to jesus*

you mad leftypol?

https://youtu.be/7anvFAEmavQ?si=jv5M5uqs_2660Orc
He mentions Yorkshire :3

*does a counter prayer to allah*

your move rorke

>>216465947
*forcefeeds you a bacon sandwich and makes your seven wives go outside without towels on*

next

https://youtu.be/BWP-fXsnvfU?si=qN1inRRuWlwDOzKU
:3

next PM will be an american woman, she will save Britain

>*prays to jesus*

>you mad leftypol?

>>216465975
we actually have an american woman mp, she is a royalist and HATES rorke, leftypol AND rasheed just loves engerland and the king, simple ass

Shagging kid minge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSK44xETEW8
1:00 in is literally ktim is me

odds i go for a walk evens i continue studying

>>216465911
FOLC

To remove seemingly impossible to clean coffee stains from stainless steel cup/thermos:
1. rinse with dish soap to remove majority of oils
2. fill with hot water
3. drop in 1 dishwasher tablet
4. wait 1 hour them rinse out with brush
This works better than vinegar + baking soda, denture cleaning tabs, and steel wool. You are welcome.

>>216465992
I'm seeing Yung Lean this month ^_^

>>216465982
black christians are the most based of american/british christians

>>216465988
you have black american princess doe

only concerts ive been to are paul weller (free ticket because dad was meant to be going with mum but she cheated so we went together) and a christmas concert at the local shopping centre

the wife baked me some cookies lads, want one?

>>216466005
have fun I'm sure there'll be a million bpd insane leng psycho girls there
could NOT be me attending that

>>216466000
checked but wut, that show is from the 90s

>>216466020
yeah that's nice
fuck off now

>>216466024
why does she look so devlish?

Rorke speechless

>>216466028
If I had a ticket going I would unironically offer you it. But yes, there will be thousands of mentally ill fitties there

>>216466044
she's french

>>216466048
you're kind but no way I'd go
crazy how a decade ago you could see him in fucking sheffield with a crowd of about 20 people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6PAasgnaE

>>216466045
kys leto

>>216466076
Any cord? But yeah it is really fucked. They've all fully gone normie now but at the end of the day they sound great so I don't give a single shit.

>>216466092
huh?

>>216466100
ANY CORD NAME

>>216466040
It's Fuck off little cunt aha

I assume you meant FLCL, I still plan to watch it someday

>>216466040
rorke .....

>>216466104
Babyfucker3000

>>216466104
4chan.org/int/brit/ most hours of the day
c:

>>216466112
Ok I love you anyway. You're a good guy.
Hope you get a job at least so mumberg gets off your back

could easily push a poo out now, but i think i'll save it for the morning.
funny how that works, i wouldn't dare to try it with a pee.

>>216466109
right I presumed you were calling me a kid or something, didn't get it

granted I did only watch it recently but it is definitely worth it, probably a rewatch soon too

>>216466092
Homo got rejected. Billy no mates

>>216466133
Ponty

if sir Keir Starmer banned this site, inceldom in England would reduce up to 10%

>>216466133
Can't post that now can you?

>>216466152
True...

I enjoy the ponies.

didn't know leeds was the third biggest city in the uk
i'm shocked

if only you knew how much I hate dogs

Temu

>>216466167
me 2
still never watched a single minute of the show

>>216466202
Me neither, I just enjoy seeing them desu, they bring me great joy.

can't see a woman anymore without imagining her taking BBC

>>216466210
mental illness

>>216466210
the ol' meth binge is it, racism "alien-looking freak" lad?

>>216466223
ziedy has mindbroken me

https://youtu.be/Lo24KcrwnTs?si=XKLfFJiv9WZM4zft
ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH

>>216466243
considered suicide?

WINDFARTIUM SMELLIOSA

From the ice-age, to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered
Some girls are bigger than others

love smoking darbs

LET'S FUCKIN MOVE!

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/45nhgEn9yS0

When I was just a boy
We'll call it fifteen or so
I found myself annoyed
By a syndrome of sorts in my bones
That girl who's next to me
She found herself bored to tears
She realized if she wanted conversation
She's out of luck for three more years

Listening to the Scorpions.

>>216466426
Shit band

>>216466456
faggot

lots of women seething over this tweet

people keep telling me l have ADHD

deary me

wonder if jews are allowed to drive german cars

>>216466496
I can answer this if you'd like me to

i've got nothing to say, sorry everyone

Bet her bum smells of poo.

>>216466496
no but they can ride on german trains

>>216466512
Do you post on other boards?

decided to do the honourable thing and put off getting started on the cans until at least 5pm, i'm a grown man so it's time to be responsible

>>216466512
Doubt it.

Thoughts about half irish girls?

>>216466588
what's her other half

>>216466603
Guess

>>216466588
only if they're half italian

>>216466588
hard to look past the awful tits

>>216466516
All the time.

>delete all my pictures of catherine
>go to sleep
>have this dream of her mom and son making me jealous of them fucking and then this weird horrific gory shit about cathy at the end

wtf guys you told me this was the right call

>>216466641
What you actually need to do is blow your head smoove off.

>>216466666
havent had a dream in ages and the moment i get rid of them it happens

>>216466616
attractive for a pajeeta

>>216466666
What the fuck have you done?

>>216466666
'grats on the 'get

>>216466625
She's not
>>216466626
Oh well
>>216466669
She's half Caribbean and half irish, not indian.

>>216466716
fascinating
seems pretty hot

>>216466737
what's her @

>>216466716
>>216466737

bum full of poo

cheeky wank and then a wuppa methinks

>>216466760
>>216466767
She hates jews tho

and?

"This government will not stand by whilst anime girls are violated online and victimised by violent pornography which is allowed to normalise harm."

"I know that this content is harmful to many of the people who currently have free access to it. We have the powers to prevent people getting the access to it. And I’ll act as swiftly as I can.”

>>216466811
She hates wypipo too

>>216466699
checked. tyvm

>>216466813
the fact that fat millennial white women are running my country and saying things like this fills me with dread

the only feasible form of government is a straight-white-menocracy

>>216466813
mad how the uk government will try anything to prevent sexual violence except the one thing that would actually work (deporting all the migrants)

Higgovale, Cape Town.

Went through airport security once with a ziploc baggie filled with Alpha Brain and L Tyrosine (later learned Alpha Brain has L Tyrosine in it) and got pulled aside and patted down like a dog.

>>216467093
did a fat black lady check inside your bum?

wake up lads its toil time

>>216467132
unironically have toil in 3.5 hours and haven't fallen asleep yet lmao
insomnia SHALL be the death of me

giz a sniff

>>216467128
No, this guy was some kind of Pakistani probably and he was very gentle. Gentle Pakistani.

thinking about my poor life decisions

mad how pathetic shaggers are

glad I'm a virge bull

>>216467202
mentally ill that’s what you are

>>216467202
nigga got some pussy for the first time at 28 and it broke him permanently

>>216467306
the consequences of letting third worlders use the internet

>>216467154
reckon they shouldn't let pakis work in airport security, they'll just let all their terrorist mates through and before you know it we're having 9/11s every other week

>>216467404
wow so amazing video....
thank you sir for video....

Is it normal for all of your bones to click loudly everytime you get up

>>216467446
me after consuming a mechanical keyboard whole

Mable, aged 12, was last seen in Mount Murray at 11.00pm on Monday, 3 November 2025.

need to get up and go to the shops but i only just woke up and i don't want to get out of bed

When Louis Met Mousey

>>216467487
what was she doing at wimbledon in november?

>>216467487
a half-crazed Tim Henman probably snatched her up and scurried back to his lair under Centre Court

>>216467544
so are you deliberately editing out the information that explains what the colours mean just to be a cunt or...?

>>216467569
It’s more fun like this

>>216467627
Explains a lot really

>>216467487
shes as good as dead

mods chop chop

...

why on EARTH would Connie run away from a YMCA in Connecticut.

hmmm...anyone wanna take a stab at it?

what's the story behind the pedo spam on /brit/ and /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U&list=RD6IE9RoP-18U&start_radio=1

ban it all

>>216467737
david hoffman the nonce who runs the botnet is having a meltdown

>>216467785
looks lovely
exactly the kind of house francis dolarhyde would target

Dropping an N-bomb over Baltimore.

>>216467829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcY7TsXj8rY

Thought we had 2 weeks left lads, its been multiple!

Bit pissed and listening to a live Iron Maiden LP lads.

sick of it

>>216467861
very funny, but you won't be laughing on november 18th

Vincent Van Gogh
Fell in a hole
Where did he go?
Nobody knows

got celiacs me

And up from the ground came bubbling poo
Shit that is, brown gold, Texas pee

>>216467661
If you don’t know your own country that’s okay you can just say that buddy

>>216467661
The language spread of Welsh in the United States according to U. S. Census 2000 and other resources interpreted by research of U. S. ENGLISH Foundation, percentage of home speakers.

>>216468034
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>>216468045
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