Thread 216468034

Joshua Sutter edition

Rorke wearing underwear from George by ASDA
Leftypol wearing underwear from M&S

just posted my voted for Mamdani

>>216468076
based

Morning lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLyQkDOgcE&list=OLAK5uy_k8Ei70VIhyU9PNZ3sLIF5VT4yc0WGI7mI&index=15

>>216468092
dont remember asking

got AA tonight but i'm a bit nervous so i'm having a few drinks

>>216468022
grim

>>216468121
This is a 10 in the UK

>>216468121
Jaw too square.

Skylad doing pretty things this morning

>>216468121
Yes, being a cross-posting faggot is in fact "grim".

>>216468133
what do you want me to do, post it in the old?

>>216468132
you can tell it's almost a full moon

>>216468034 (OP)
fbi when they can't fuck dogs and trannies because they're busy flooding chatrooms with child pornography in ukraine

The NoFap flatline is awful, lads.

>>216468183
broke nofap november twice already myself

oh please do tell us more about your willies

>>216468205
big todger

>>216468205
youre male

In the 2024 Labour Manifesto, Keir Starmer promised to make it more difficult for doctors to section black people under the Mental Health Act

People keep telling me l have ADHD

Done the calculations will need around £2,300,000 to build my dream house and that’s including the land purchase

>>216468348
how much have you got at the moment

>>216468360
about 3.50

sat here on my little racist bum thinking racist thoughts

Writing my thesis on the scene in the Joker where he kills a guy with a pencil and the pen versus the sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuhVYaXIZeU&list=OLAK5uy_k8Ei70VIhyU9PNZ3sLIF5VT4yc0WGI7mI&index=3

nope

nope

>>216468360
About 7k but that will change soon, within the next year

Just had post nut clarity and now i feel fucking ashamed

>>216468370
haha that's funny

>>216468404
was it gay?

>>216468404
strangling again?

so what are the reason(s) for not banning porn then

>>216468436
lol u r swedish

Just back from the gym love going early because the only other people there are fellow working professionals

>>216468456
which one is you?

Got poo on my willy from bumming Emma Watson. Oh how I wish I could bend down and suck my own cock.

>>216468466
vile harlot

erm...lads?

>>216468466
alright mate thats enough

>>216468476
really appreciate the update (sarcasm intended)

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>>216468463
you are in the middle

posted it again lol

>>216468502
RORKE! bring the stat sheets over.

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>>216468509
are these the stats you’re looking for?

it’s better to hate love than to never have experienced love at all

>>216468498
did someone do a racism?

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>>216468519
lol'd

>>216468519
cheeky little giggle from me there

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>>216468519
Racist dog

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>>216468528
manager died

>>216468517
Vodka with grapes? What's next, wine with potatoes? Get the hell outta here

comfy in my bed wondering what dystopian nightmare the 2030's shall bring

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>216468121
her british partner

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Would you run towards an angry black man brandishing a knife in a bid to stop him on a busy train then lads?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216468563
Wildfires in this country will be the most likely natural disaster we will face. Economically it is looking very grim also

>>216468580
holy grimola

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216468592
heh...got a great reply for this...I wouldnt stop him because l'd worry about getting arrested for racism

>>216468563
Technology isn't actually advancing very quickly at all anymore, not compared to the rate from 1900-2010 at least. Might need WW3 for that tbqh

Just out for an early morning Costa lads. Bit quiet here

>>216468592
i'd give him a minute to call for backup, make it a fair fight

>>216468580
And she’s genuinely asking why people don’t see her child as British

>Technology isn't actually advancing very quickly at all anymore
>Incredible AI programs that are literally changing the world sprung up over night
Not the brightest yank is he?

>>216468580
Is that Indian???????

The UK needs ICE

>>216468615
youre mimicking picrel nearly word for word donkey

yanks r wanks lol

>>216468644
Wow some incredible great new computer programs on a computer that looks exactly the same as it has for the past 10 years now

Computer

screaming at that yank I just mentally dominated

>>216468666
repeating digits

>>216468656
I'll have 28 billion dollars any day now

>>216468615
WW2 didn't actually lead to a lot of entirely new technology, most of its innovations including nuclear power were 1920s and 1930s ideas that were just waiting for funding. We're not in a similar situation now.

new wow expansion announced lads

Bit late to open up the sherry but good heavens it tastes good.

>>216468694
world warcraft

>>216468682
Yeah except nuclear proliferation activated the alien UFOs so that's the next step (leap) in our technology

In an infinite universe this will be the next rate of progression

My book goes on sale next year

wish i hadn't been born in the 21st century

arrest hair fraudsters

woke up at 5 and got a case of the worries so couldn't get back to sleep. very tired already. going to be a long slow toilday.

wow i fucking hate journalists

Deep state operative Sir Keir Starmer was briefed on Mossad asset Lord Mandelson’s links to Mossad’s Jeffrey Epstein before appointing him, say civil servants
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/03/starmer-briefed-on-peter-mandelson-jeffrey-epstein-links-before-appointing-him-say-civil-servants

in my speed awareness course zoom meeting x

>>216468762
howling. its like a private eye article or something

hello

>>216468800
hello

love pale skin me

>>216468757
maybe i should get one of those

>>216468762
do you think they'd write an article like that if it was a white woman saying it

>>216468805
maybe I should get one of those

>>216468762
what on god's green is this thing

>>216468816
more work than it's worth

See get this it's a computer but the screen is a sphere

>>216468831
a woman who's very sikh (cancer presumably)

>>216468847
gonna find him and rip that shit off

Only those who live at home, receive benefits, are not ambitious, or live up north think £46,000 is a lot of money, or an excellent salary.

>>216468852
and you put it up your bum?

>>216468831
Phwoar

>>216468881
ok :)

>>216468847
yea but you can wear those for an entire week, maybe more

>>216468874
you're gonna do nothing timmy

far too many tabs open. government needs to step in

>>216468881
I'm in Northampton on 55k and life's good. Bought a two bed end of terrace for under 200k a couple years ago.

into the meeting I go

>>216468885
No you use a special contact lens and gloves and then it opens a hologram with cgi

>>216468933
ktim

>>216468847
bet it stinks under it as well
what happens if you get sweaty and it slips off

Thinking of all the Indian call centers with these guys spinning the screens around lmfao

I started a prophesy of pendor walkthrough 3 years ago and since then I managed to fulfill 95% of victory conditions but the rest is SO fucking boring and tedious (like you need to destroy a shit ton of armies each numbering at least 500 troops and it's fucking boring and takes like 20 minutes each) I can't bring myself to finish them and it's driving me fucking NUTS I want to finally complete this fucking game

>>216468941
opo seal

>>216468805
would love to see the cronem clap them bony cheeks

>>216469027
her boyfriend is black unironically I looked her up

Big gaming day today. Both Europa Universalis V and Football Manager 26 are releasing. FM26 looks like a total dumpster fire so it'll be EUV for me.

mum working from home again
Stop fucking ruining my life just go work in the office

>>216468939
>northampton
theatrefrontofhouse mentioned

>>216468847
Jesus that is bald

>>216469051
lies

>>216469117
ur mum fit?

want a job at my local shops so i can stop being an incel neet and there literally arent any so fuck entire my life I guess

right now here's what Rachel should do:
- remove single person council tax discount (helps local funding) except for pensioners.
- increase taxes on single men substantially, make them man up and start a family or just pay more tax for the privilege of remainig single. bit of both will happen so you help fertility rates AND the budget.
- 20% tax on all assets when leaving the UK so they can't just run away; this one she's already floated and it's a good idea.

Just had a quick look at Peter Hitchens twitter profile. His current thing is defending Lucy Letby apparently

>>216469117
lol move out you gimp

>>216469178
rotten cottage cheese arse, even with all that reinforced underwear and dress lol

>>216469117
reckon ill do a bit of wanking to ftm trannies today

>>216469200
>current
hes been doing it since she was locked up

the state has an obligation to supply white kings with local low skilled employment

Mad how all it took for Rorke to sell out was some manky yellow pussy.
It made Rorke forget all about his race and heritage.

>>216469200
she's a scapegoat tbqh

right well that's another fucking day of toil about to start

>>216469245
why would you want to break your back for thirdie newcomers and maoris?

>>216469218
let me guess this is something more up your alley lmao fucking faggot

playing dollhouse with rorke and leftypol at 8.30am

>>216469228
my lawyer is a big EU guy. dadberg plays golf with his lawyer and I play EU4 with mine.

I want to go to toys r us and get a new toy

utilities should do black friday deals

>>216469319
you play with each others willies too you bent bender?

>>216469304
what does playing dollhouse mean?

have had 3 jury duty letters my whole life and have never went to a single one

£1k fine my arse

any Gabes in?

Sensing quite a bit of anger in the thread right now.

>>216469336
no can't be arsed to meet in person most of the time

>>216469358
stop posting this fake spacker faggot

>>216469380
Just sadness that I can't go buy a new toy despite having all the money for new toys now
Its so unfair

cack from the crack

>>216469178
https://picazor.com/en/b4i1e3

Bloke on the bus with his orb

>>216469299
not really. just not into fat-arsed trollops

>>216469420
Everything's so compact in the UK that you can just up and ride a bus to work. Mental.

>>216469387
*grabs your face*
*mouths "make me"*
*walks away*

>>216469451
Most the world is like that bud, having shit infrastructure isn’t a flex. Your government consciously makes public transport shit so people spend money on gas and cars.

yanks be like
>yeah i need some gash for my motor

>>216469461
how do they know that's what he's saying

>>216469497
He tells them once the camera is off

>>216469484
Alri sir 15 minutes

>>216469357
why not? chance to find a wog guilty

>>216469466
that's a mongolian

>>216469494
What

unironically trained myself to become gay through porn addiction.
femboys are superior to foids.
know it's not a long term solution but whatever, nothing is long term in this broken world anyways.

yanks be like
>I have my psychiatrist on speed dial

>>216468133
weirdest thing to get upset about ever

Me? Completely straight. Just have to look at a female (any age) and I get an instant erection

Who knew you could be worse than our previous government

>>216469803
not my problem
NEET king me
my bennies rise with inflation so get in

alri?

>>216469466
bloke was literally dying for a poo

freedom sucks.

remove these cottage cheese balls from inside your mouth

liberty blows ass.

>>216469852
hi fren

>>216468285
Mad how /brit/ will have a fit purely due to seeing a brown person

conniving pang pang used flattery to trick vainglorious timmy into marriage and will inherit his $130 million fortune when he carks it

in a really bad mood today so be nice to me ok

>and then rorke said
>and then leftypol said

>>216468762
I guess you can't handle the truth can you, Rorke

>>216469927
pang pang's got him wrapped round her little finger

>>216469844
It lush x4

>>216469944
fuck up you nonce. nobody cares about your fefes, fuck nigga

>>216469959
sybau

i fuckin hate niggers

And the very latest from SeasideMark aka The Kreampie King aka The Cheeky Chappy??

bathroom and shit, now!

nyyyehhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbbwgnXpoCY
Timmy meeting Pang Pang at Heathrow

speed awareness course going well, learning lots x

>>216469983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrULSe1S44

>>216469983
Trip on sacked tranny

Won £518 at the pub quiz last night
After the victory pints that's £80/pp
Gonna buy a backgammon set with my share

how my dad walks into my room after I boot up Hearts of Iron IV

Timmy coming home to diseased Pooja

>>216470028
Me when I played Gears of War 2 till 5am again

he at work

>>216470028
dadberg walking into my room when he I text him I'm playing EU5

>almost 40
>working minimum wage job
>living with parent in box room of a small rented flat. >paid off car (Sporty Fiesta, 20 grand)
>I have enough savings to buy a house

Is it better to buy a house now so I never have to pay rent as I get older? Or should I focus more on today and continue enjoying my nice things (yes I buy good holidays, nice tech, expensive clothing and I have no debt)

What would you do? Luxury today or an easy life in the future?

doing quite the poo

Still can't believe Moni's dead lads

>>216470074
move to australia

Brian Scobie is DEAD
Poor Quinty restoring to posting his weird fantasies on 4chan because no love from daddy anymore :/

>>216470074
enough saved to buy a house outright?

>>216470075
you absolute bally rotter!

>>216470074
you're an utter mong if you don't get on the property ladder as soon as you're realistically able to

Rorke living with his parents in a rented flat and calling it "luxury"

>>216470074

>Is it better to buy a house now so I never have to pay rent as I get older?
yes
>Or should I focus more on today and continue enjoying my nice things (yes I buy good holidays, nice tech, expensive clothing and I have no debt)
no

been invited out to dinner by a male toil colleague, isn't it a bit gay for two men to go to a restaurant together?
i suppose patrick bateman did it a lot, but i'm no wall street yuppie

I don't speed that much when driving. Most of the time I'm happy plodding along at 30. But if it's a big wide open road that should obviously be a 40, like a bypass road or some such, then I will drive at 40.

also 20 zones I do 30 because 20 is too slow but if the schools are piling out then yeah OK I will do 20 if I can see hoards of children contemplating crossing the road

>>216470097
lol

>>216470092
>as soon as you're realistically able to
so basically never for anyone born after 2000 that isn't in the top percentage of earners

going back into the speed awareness course, see you later x

>>216470111
he wants to spoonfeed you whipped cream then have a go at it from the other end

>>216470111
not really mate. it's just a bit of food and maybe a drink

It's crazy that David Attenborough is still alive at the age of 99, and he's still recording voiceovers

Most people are either long retired or long dead by that age

what'll it be?

>>216470123
not my point was it m8 the lad said he could afford to so i said he should do it pronto

hate to be a gammon but it’s not very Christmassy is it

>>216470111
tell him to cool it with the anti-semitism

>>216468285
love that this implies there were no british people prior to the relatively recent neoliberal ideals

mental that old people old

>>216470157
could do with some crescents as well x

>>216470157
isn't Oxford Street just vape shops and dodgy american candy fronts these days?

>>216469948
they both said LET ME OUT

i know you need buildings insurance if you have a mortgage but if you own a house outright should you still get it

>>216470157
what else would it be? Not going to have a string of crucifixes are you

>>216470157
How much longer will this paki be in charge?

I'd rather live on a landmass with white people from different countries speaking different languages than around brown people speaking English and doing 'British' things

>>216470199
he's going to run for other term apparently
he will win

>>216470157
stars are christmassy lad a big one pointed the arab wise men to baby jesus

>>216470189
some colour might be nice

get it banned

been kicked off my role as team lead again. personality issue x

the english goverment is flooding edimburgh with english settlers to prevent scottish independence

>>216470189
It’s just doesn’t feel very christmassy that’s all

>>216470188
Depends. Can you afford to buy an entirely new house and all new belongings if your house catches fire or floods?

If so, you needn't bother with insurance.

>>216470214
choking my willard as I type this

>>216470140
1 of each

there's no way that 2000 years ago i would have followed a jew calling himself the son of god

>>216470210
Yeah what else has stars…

>>216470223
nothing feels chrismassy in this pozzed woke wogtopia

LLOYDSCHRISTMASSY ONE WORD

>>216470222
Not the government that’s just what English people are like, turn their country into shit then move to Scotland or wales to escape their own decisions

wanking's getting boring, any ideas on spicing it up? any of those fleshlight / onahole / sex arse things worth a damn or is it a meme?

>>216470218
incels cant lead teams x

>>216470074
Brother you're pushing 40 and still living with your parents?
Moving out should be your number 1 priority bar none

been sat here at the desk needing a jobby for the last 45 minutes but I can't be arsed getting up

it's not an entirely unpleasant feeling

>>216470278
That not right

>>216470240
2000 years ago you'd be painting yourself blue and breathing through a reed submerged in a swamp all day waiting for the neighbour to doze off so you can nick his sheep

>>216470278
used one of those tenga fleshlights years ago and was alri

>>216470157
Main issue is it going up at the start of bloody November

>>216470199
He's never getting voted out unless the pakis start voting green

>>216470282
Only if its to buy a house, not to pay another paki rent
Jews don't leave the family home until they've bought their first house

>>216470295
used to do this with a wee lad and ended up so constipated I couldn't walk or stand up

Scotland and Ireland are like England except nicer

>>216470157
>london mayor
>muslim
>soon to be new york city mayor
>muslim

really makes you think

>>216470278
>webm

Damn that's a pretty good AI video. So much so that I'm tempted to say it's actually a human-made video with a CGI shark. If it was actually AI that shat that out then we don't have long left until the videos are completely unrecognisable as fake.

>>216470331
Scottish and Irish people are insufferable idiots

>>216470331
Just don’t speak

all pornography should be illegal and all pornographers in jail

>>216470365
true

>>216470278
nah all male sex toys are crap unless you're willing to delve into bum play

>>216470365
that would be a lot of jews in jail

>>216469803
absolute pisstake if you go against an election PLEDGE it should trigger a GE

moved out when i was 20 me, well when i say move out my parents bought a place and let me rent it off them for 200 quid a month

>>216470352
you? done

>>216470344
that video is fifteen years old friendo

>>216470397
can't cut the bennies m8. got to dip into the working man's pocket x

>>216470403
Now compare England to Ireland lmao

my justification for quitting my last job is that there were no fire exits
the real reason though is that i couldn't be arsed with it

per copeita

>>216470392
bit gay

>>216468034 (OP)
..

>>216470278
make your hand fall asleep and then wank using that feels like a different person aha

Jay Slater RIP x

saw this video once where a lady shoved a fleshlight up her twat and then a bloke shagged the fleshlight while it was in her twat

lost a good spelunky run because mum distracted me

>>216470424
ktim except I've never had a job not even close 28 in December good thing mother tolerates this

>>216470490
Grow up mate x

did you know that Motility accounts for 20% of new car purchases in this country?

>>216470490
won a Mantis B run on Normal in FTL around 2am just before bed me

you're all boring me so i might actually go into the office

NEW

>>216470580
>>216470580
>>216470580
>>216470580
>>216470580

9:52am and i've finished all my work for today. mad that they pay me for this.

>>216470605
ktimmers 30 euros an hour to shitpost no wonder our economies are going down the shitter

>>216468045
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