Thread 216470580

sniff the fart edition

Dogshit yank edish get in

poo smells

>>216470278
You could try to meet an actual woman but that's a bit beyond you isn't it Rorke

https://www.farrar-tanner.co.uk/oak-wood-backgammon-set-tournament
https://www.farrar-tanner.co.uk/oak-and-walnut-style-wood-backgammon-set-tournament

Alright lads which should I buy?

if you use any kind of fish sauce like worcestershire in non-seafood recipes then you deserve to burn in hell

>>216470665
your mum fish sauced all over my willy last night

>>216470580 (OP)
Women dont fart

>>216470665
dogshit gay cunt mong opinion

>>216470689
fish is rank, only chinks and snowniggers like fish

>>216470665
didnt even know worcestershire was fish based

the last thread is not even at 300

A 13-year-old boy was beaten unconscious by a group of pupils at St Joseph’s Catholic College in Swindon - just two weeks after joining the school.

- The entire attack was filmed and shared on Snapchat
- Police have REFUSED to take further action

>>216470735
police don't have jurisdiction in a school

>>216470727
It was when I made it. Janny has deleted some posts.

>>216470665
why

>>216470751
ah right. so if you want to commit a criminal act do it on school property and the rozzers can't touch you.

>>216470735
Is he white

>>216470765
Liar

replied to a joke post as if it wasn't a joke because he's a retard award: >>216470773

the fucking dog returned

>>216470719
terrible opinion (also wrong)

replied to a clearly sarcastic post because he's an autist who can't detect sarcasm award: >>216470791

I can't wait!!!!!

>>216470798
Why they place it in newspaper? Looks lazy

just wants to fit in award: >>me

and the pocket monster of the day?

>>216470719
>non-Anglo vermin detected

>>216470798
seafood is for low class mongs, even caviar is something only low class mongs buy for special occasions to feel fancy

>>216470798
Many English faggots are whining about how chippys are dying out all over the country, and lamenting how traditional British culture is disappearing. But why shouldn't it? You bastards are wholly responsible for this demise.

You decided that turdie slop was better. No one told you to hand over your cash to parasitical jeets, pakis, albanians, turks and other shitskins for curries, kebabs and HSPs prepared by shitsmeared hands. You inflicted this upon yourselves. You chose instead to go to American goyslop joints, to Wetherspoons, to fancy faggoty overpriced gastropubs and spurned your native cuisine.

You sold out the chip shops and the rest of the country for a chicken tikka masala. Now you can enjoy your gang rapes and your minced up children served to you on a pita roll

back when i got kicked out of uni for never going to lectures they told me it had never happened before, but i bet it's more common now

>>216470887
shut the fuck up singaPOOR

>>216470871
where are you getting that idea from? anglos probably eat less seafood than most other europeans

In bed. Farting.

when you're having a poo you're expelling bad jewjew

>>216470868
Pinkpantheress

>>216470898
he's right

Nooo not the chippys lads
What's next, shutting the pubs? Not having it lads

new neighbours moved in and there's a fit girl living there, i saw her earlier and she was wearing a tube top and tight jeans, corr

What are we angry about today?

need these foreigns out of this thread NOW

I love it when you have a big poo and it just glides out your asshole like a torpedo. Minimal wiping required. Mad really.

We still up for the /brit/ meetup this Saturday?

Bikinis are soft core porn.

The inventor of the bikini, Louis Réard, couldn’t get any self respecting woman to model it for him, so the first woman to model the bikini was a stripper named Micheline Bernardini.

They were also illegal to wear in public in France until the 1960’s, because they were indecent. These laws were good and right and we should do our best to reinstate them.

why did we own singapore but never bother with indonesia and that?

>>216470943
the bankers the bonuses

>>216470949
who's paying for this then?

>>216470949
hows he afford that

>>216470959
the boat people

whats the weirdest job you ever had?
>used to work as a magician on the ferry that goes between north and south island

>>216470950
Ugly cunt

>>216470949
seasideMARK would never scrounge off the government like this

Blacking up, throwing away my passport and taking a dinghy to France

>>216470990
You can go to his hovel then. Lick his arse clean like you normally do.

>>216470989
Who?

>>216470988
went to festivals a couple of times and my day to day job was to plug in about 3 cables into a DJ set up and then just stand backstage for 10 hours

>>216470943
Chippys not serving their fish and chups on newspaper as is reddit tradition

>>216470996
i see you

I'm having a poo

>>216471024
What are some American traditions?

>>216471009
Who do you think, the stripper? Keep up lad

>>216470988
used to be in the navy and my CO used to pay me to let him nosh my arsehole

>>216470665
Worcestershire sauce applied to cheese on toast is banging. You are clearly not British and therefore you should not be in the British thread

North Wales households: £255.32 a year in standing charges.

London households: £139.80.

We produce the power, but pay the higher price. That needs to change #PlaidCymru

>>216471042
Shooting guns, sometimes at people
Burgers

Mihai would’ve come through with a lotr quote and an American Dad clip right about now

feeding the runts

>>216471056
you can get paid for that?

>>216471074
it should be obvious to you that i am australian, not british, on account of my flag m8

Someone post that guy from It's always sunny in Philadelphia

lads im sitting on a money printing machine

>>216471056
>>216471100

>>216471100
yeah mate it's called prostitution, often called the oldest profession

>>216471074
Peasant slop

Phil Leotardo comes out of the closet. Clutches the bedsheets in ecstasy at the sight of a pool cue being rammed up a fat man’s arsehole. HE’S A FANOOK

>>216470735
shouldna called them violent apes

>>216471111
le pop culture reference! Go back to your apple bobbing competition Cody

>>216471130
He says eating barbecue like a caveman

>>216471095
lol stupid berts

rotten fish juice does not go with cheese

sweaty milf minge corr

>>216471127
could be a go, need to start taking care of my botty pooter and clean it more regularly

processing the runts

>>216470665
Henderson's Relish is better, yeah
No fish

>>216471161
me when I did work experience as a gynecologist

>>216471180
then they make it into blocks and send it to Aldi as brussels paté

>>216471180
me and my fellow incels in the 2030s

mad how i live on a small gay island and i've never once eaten seafood in my 32 years of existence, can't even bring myself to try it at this point

>>216471180
for what purpose

used to work at the zoo in Auckland but I quit because I felt sad for the animals. I don't think they should be in there, seems wrong to me.

>>216471149
You literally eat snails and frogs

>>216471215
what the fuck

>>216471180
me in the shredder

bought some Brussels pate before 2016 but I couldn't get through all the red tape!!
but I suppose you can't say that any more ...

>>216471215
pathetic runt. probably a virgin too

>>216471231
Ok unga bunga

Ha ha ..

Great Banter between
two Best

friends !!

>>216471225
male chicks are useless (like you)

>>216471185
Great post yeah wow

>>216471269
buy an ad

What does 'nerd' mean to you?
On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being a slur and 10 being a compliment, how pejorative is it?

>>216471231
good protein sources to be fair

Fartsdumper

>living in a grueling corrupt and unfair capitalistic hellhole :\

>living in a grueling corrupt and unfair capitalistic hellhole in Japan :o

>>216471275
how do you get roosters then?

>>216471269
We asked for it and we got it, life's great!

>>216471255
Eating frogs and snails like monkeys

>>216471269
imagine them shagging

this?

>>216471269
Fish and chips

>>216471300
5/10, neutral term for someone with committed hobbies
becomes more insulting depending on how socially unacceptable said hobbies are

>>216471300
Do you think I'm here to take surveys? So what you're going to type in the results in excel and make graphs out of it huh NERD

>>216471332
mental how nobody has funded a cure for balding

>>216471336
Yep .. it is !!

>>216471332
or this? pick your poison.

either way you will be mocked.

>>216471311
Keep the alphas.

>>216471332
Rotten hair man

>>216471318
you eat frogs as well, dickhead

what will Britain be like in the 2030s?

what's your excuse?

>>216471393
Nah I'm a steak potatoes salad guy

a woman has never been attracted to me

can't stop shagging lads, there's hardly a fanny in my neighbourhood that hasn't been shagged by me

>>216471434
Better at golf than bowling

>>216471434
I never gave it a go!!

>>216471311
only need one or two

>>216471434
amongst many others standards too high. i dont find her attractive at all

>>216471311
imported from Africa

>official dealership quotes £770 for a job
>local garage quotes £425 for the same job
????

>>216471332
might actually get one of these even though i'm not bald, could just shave my head and put one on and save a lot of money on haircuts and always have my hair look nice

>>216471450
>can't stop shagging lads

>>216471347
No. My girlfriend (Hot) considers herself and even myself nerds because we like things like Lord Of The Rings, read books, like nature. She sees it as a positive. I however see it as wormy, arrogant, incel, socially inept. Liking an incredible popular media franchise like Star Wars doesn't make someone anything.
>>216471361
Haha, love wanking to Maligo x

>>216471500
local garage will use cheaper parts

>>216471504
by a few with different styles or colour
changing hair like you would shirts

>>216471504
cut your dick off and wear a big black strap-on and save a lot of money on bulls for your mum

there's an image of rmt's wife's bare tit being sucked by her newborn on google.com
bizarre

>>216471434
On some level you'd like to think he understands with the gold-digging and is simply on board with it. Like he's aware that the deal is that he gets a hot milf wife for a few years who drains his sack and pretends to care about him, then he carks it in 5-10 years with clogged arteries and she takes the bag.

But at the same time, looking at him it's easy to believe he doesn't see the big picture.

>>216471552
buy an ad

kill.

kill.

kill.

going to have a chopped up banana on a piece of toast with peanut butter and also I will make a cup of coffee to go with it

>>216471562
How much do you think he makes mate

kill.

kill.

kill.

kill.

>>216471562
>>216471610
buy an ad

KILL.

KILL.

KILL.

KILL.

KILL.

need a new keyboard
might get something fancy

finished my speed awareness course
x

>>216471522
what if i insist on them using official parts

>>216471632
settle down beavis

>>216471644
that was quick aha

*buys an ad*

>>216471640
me when I'm about to invent the keytar

>>216471610
Enough for it to be worth his new wife's while to pretend she is attracted to him.

>>216471500
Are you fucking stupid

>>216471653
gotta go fast x

Am I a fussy eater or does that look grim

what do you think people of the future will consider disgusting or just primitive and barbaric that we currently do without a second thought?

reckon in fifty years we'll just extrude or print clothes on demand every day and get them disintegrated at the end of the day back to raw materials. wardrobes for storing clothes, having to wash or iron then, or even wearing the same clothes twice will be seen as quaint at best.

no massive logistics chain with third worlders sewing crap for you, just subscriptions to your favourite clothing brands and printing what you want every day.

i have given up

>>216471718
doesnt look good but it looks like food

>>216471688
yeah lol

>>216471724
state of that "offence"

>>216471513
As hot as your girlfriend may be she seems rather shallow and describing yourself in terms of what you consume is a massive red flag.
To answer your initial question it would depend on the context. I am objectively a nerd as I am infatuated to a silly degree in obscure and unnecessary topics so being called a nerd would do ne nothing. I don't wear it as a badge of honor however so I'd say maybe 5.
If someone means it as an insult I wouldn't be too iffended as again it's objectively true so 4.

>>216471746
Official dealerships are always more expensive

today`s

Pocket Monster

of
the day
Is ..

Clobbopus !!

>>216471437
Screaming he eats tubers look at this neanderthal

>>216471720
Bidets should be the standard. Everyone is walking around with a slightly pooey arse at all times.

>um um no my bumhole is just as clean smearing dry tissue paper over it a few times as it is when I get out the shower
it's not though is it

>>216471766
he cute

>>216471718
It's a beef stew mate what's wrong with you

>>216471724
curious how no one in the media, desperately pushing the Greens as they are, says "Zack Polanski, whose real name is David Paulden (...)"

>>216471766
i don't believe that is a real pocket monster

bored me x

clobbopus more like clobber that pussy with my cock

>>216471784
Doesn’t look appealing

>>216471788
Might be because Tommy Robinson has to give Stephen Yaxley-Lennon as his name in court

>>216471777
In Italy, bidets are mandatory in all new properties.

>>216471803
Rorke done

>>216471799
And what have you cooked lateley?

>>216471799
you probably are a bit fussy if thats grounds not to have it

>>216471804
Is die poopenshelfen mandatory in Germany?

bidets are fucking grim imagine walking around with a wet bumhole and wet cheeks because there’s no way you’re drying all that with toilet paper it’s going to be damp still

jetwashing my arse after every fart, gotta stay fresh

>>216471789
it isnt he just makes all of them up

wonder if in like 2060 when i'm consooming the latest AI-generated slop on my holodeck and my laser wife is nagging me about my cholesterol or some such, if i'll still think about that yank who posted for years on my favourite croatian shadow puppet forum about how he wanted emma watson to shit on him

>>216471832
now imagine that but it's caked on shit

his name was david paulden
his name was david paulden

taxes up!
pensions up!

>>216471832
presumably your arse is also damp with poo then

>>216471832
You wipe first, then wash with the bidet, then dry with a towel. It's wonderful, once you tried it you will wonder how you spend all those years of your life with a pooey arse.

>>216471832
i used a bidet for the first time ever in japan a couple weeks ago. i wonder if the water they use to squirt your bumhole is the same dirty water they use to flush

hello everyone, I hate women

>>216471820
Last night I made chicken and pasta, this morning I had porridge with chopped up strawberries and banana on top.
>>216471822
I guess I’d try anything so as not to embarrass myself but I don’t like sloppy foods

Trump wants god to bless China

>>216471720
Killing animals for meat.
Living next to combustion engines inhaling fumes all day.
Using plastics for everything.

>>216471856
he'll have a cable up each nostril and be deep diving the Emma Watson fartverse in 4D

pooey bums are a solved problem

>>216471878
>chicken and pasta
OH MADONNA!

>>216471881
just give it 2 weeks until he talks to someone else and changes his mind or forgets he met xi

>>216471881
ok

Is there anyway to know what action was taken if you report someone on here?

2x reheated battered sosij for brek

>>216471915
shut it, grass

>>216471915
Yep go into the 4chan official Discord. Be sure to have some anime avatar and put the rainbow flag emoji in your name if you want a response.

>>216471930
I haven’t reported anyone i just wanted to know

>>216471881
British culture

>>216471915
you can manually unhide the post after you report it and then check if it gets deleted some time later I suppose

or you could check the thread later on the archive and see if the post has a bin icon

Yesterday I had a 13oz or so ribeye, fried with olive oil and butter, medium rare, some peppercorn sauce, followed by a high protein chocolate pudding and then a vanilla high protein milkshake food replacement drink

yodeling out me arse

>>216471943
Ah okay thanks

>>216471937
*shanks you for grassing*

Chilling in bed right now. Feeling rather sleepy today ngl

>A rail worker credited with saving multiple lives during a mass stabbing on a train has been named as Samir Zitouni.
Care to comment rorke?

>>216471964
kill any pigeons on your driving test?

>>216471952
blogercorn sauce

>>216471873
It comes from the same place but it's not the same water that's been sitting in the cistern

Sorry yall I have to go and listen to a 45 minute podcast in my TL incase you’re wondering why the quality of posts on here drops, that’ll be why. CIAO!

Run over any children yesterday ?

reckon i need to go back to the psych ward, also need to score some anorexic fanny while i'm there

>>216471965
good lad. however, voting reform

ser poo screamer

>you can manually unhide the post after you report it and then check if it gets deleted some time later I suppose or you could check the thread later on the archive and see if the post has a bin icon
>"t-thanks bro-"
howling
what a fucking no life!

halloween candy was 70% off

>>216471965
probably was in on it

>>216471720
so /brit/ is literally just AskReddit now then

>>216472030
you grow larger

>>216472004
>Anorexic fanny
Don't like seeing my own dick going thru to be honest

I want fooooood

>>216471977
Haven't had my driving test yet. Driving instructor seemed angry with me during yesterday's lesson when he asked me to take a right and I didn't.

>>216472047
ktim, meal deal loometh

Jobless tranny can only go left scr

>>216471965
Won't see him referred to as BRITISH NATIONAL will you

>>216472015
I used to do a version of this all the time at school

>tell a teacher that someone was doing something bad
>walk past their classroom later and see if they were still in school

>>216472073
oh my dayz leftpol bruv

>>216472053
>and I didn't.
Just didn't fancy it or was there an actual reason?

Never got a detention the whole time I was at secondary school and now I'm 28 and work at ALDI.

>>216472015
Being poo colored does that to you
Envy

>>216472113
boring bastard then and now

Rorke's had a bad thread
BTFO several times, now begging for action on the posts which offended him

>>216471610
too much just for eating slop

>>216472104
Instructor used the actual name for the road instead of simply saying turn right and I don't pay attention to road names/numbers etc so I guessed it was straight on which was incorrect.

>>216472069
Depends, is he one or not?
Predicting deflection and/or cope in your answer

love tailgating learners desu

>>216472064
whats in your meal deal order

>>216472169
*brake checks you*

I did a pretty good parallel park yesterday though

all jobs are way too AI focused now its so gay

>>216472210
Parallelled parked your testicles into your thighs did you?

Reckon I'll get me some roasted chicken for lunch today, only 6£ for a whole wing+pasta and a drink. How much is a meal deal where you lot live?

>>216472165
Yes, he is one.
Predicting willies in your bum

>>216472234
Why pay for chicken with bones in it? You're better off getting the boneless chicken because there's more edible meat.

>>216472234
I just eat whatever my mum puts in the fridge

listening to nightcore on /wsg/

My mum refused to buy me chicken wings until I was 19 in case I choked on the bones

>>216472175
sandwich crisps and a drink
x

Children in Need next Friday. Won't be the same without Diego's witty commentary

going to be booting up the AWS Skills Builder shortly x

>>216472284
I'm not allowed any meat that contains bones and I'm 28. I've never had a steak in my life because of this.

Where's Quentin?

>>216472261
Got any chicken tendies in there big guy?

15c outside...in November...

Turkey drummers
homemade chips
beans
now that's fine dining

hate it when every cut of steak has a bone in it. So annoying

>>216472284
Grim life you live. I bet she didn't even let you drink before you turned 18.

>>216472327
really enjoying global warming me

just not really feeling it this morning :/

umm son, what are you dressed like that?

>>216472346
Didn't you hear?
Global warming got cancelled

>>216472346
What will you do when crops start to fail and wildfires endanger your home?

me? I make all my meals at once so i dont have to cook several times a day

>>216472369
umm dad

Saw the same wild pheasant 3 days in a row just puttering about the green
Might bring him home with me
Is it illegal to do that?

>>216472368
Didn't ask what your mum said to you during sex now did I?

>>216472265
it's not called "speed up", or "tiktok version"
it's called NIGHTCORE and you put an ANIME GIRL on the THUMBNAIL

>>216472327
won't have to put the heating on as much so get in

>>216472379
she looks much fitter here i wonder if its cause her big nose is hidden

>>216472369
>>216472379
Why post this

>>216472386
What are they going to do, call the pheasant police?

@EW have you ever had your batty blown out in the Aldi staff room?

>>216472418
this 6 foot tall nibba cristian fucking trannies that are the same height as him lmao usually the girls look tiny in comparison

also weird porn plot

>>216472389
:/

>>216472426
>>216472303
Got a pint glass just like this and it's the best pint glass you could ever possibly have

impacted wisdomtoothberg got me in a camel clutch

>>216472442
Yes I understand it's some old guy about to fuck a tranny aka porn but why post it here?
I'm willing to bet you posted it before too
Why?

>>216472454
How's it evening, toothmong?

>>216471940
Hmm yeah can't fathom how a dramatic change in relationship between our closest ally and most powerful enemy would have anything to do with us or our situation or longterm culture

>>216472463
Are you the leaf who keeps asking ziedbelg why he posts S-Curve images?

sitting on a bench and ogling women as they pass by

there are no unskilled jobs near me except maccas what the fuck has happened to this world

>>216472484
No
It's obvious why he posts those, why would I need to ask?

>>216472452
A dimpled tankard, yeah they're actually very common not sure why you're bragging about having one

>>216470729
howling

>>216472475
so you just admitted it has fuck all to do with us
also, read the sticky
>>214729392

>>216472488
why is "flipping burgers" used to mean a bad job
first of all you don't flip burgers at mcdonalds lmao
seconds mcdonalds workers get at least min wage and they don't have to do back breaking labour

Right, well that's the coppers well and truly done then isn't it.

>>216472488
All taken by immies, as intended.

>>216472486
what goes on inside these women's heads

>>216472512
No, that was sarcasm, you stupid cunt

>>216472515
incel boy spamming the OLDs

>>216472514
People used to have self respect and a desire to do more in life than scrape by serving reheated plastic food to foreigners for minimum wage

>>216472452
me I use a pint glass from my local pub given to me as a prize for downing fifteen pints one evening

landlord autographed it with a dremel thing

>>216472533
lol fuming mate. you're fuming

Might get the dildo out for a ride

>>216470949
long way from Spracklen House in Marlow

>>216472515
>refuse to unlock your phone
>get charged with terrorism
epic country

>>216472515
cannot wait to donate to his legal fees again next time he begs for money and then pleads guilty

>>216472514
worked there briefly and it sucks bollocks

>>216472546
shove it up this cunt's arse >>216472545

>>216472538
And your job?

>>216472515
Now imagine what would have happened if he wasn't an Israeli shill

>>216472552
and it would have done him in too if mossad hadn't had a quick word

>>216472565
>>216472565
>>216472565

>>216472488
get a skilled job then
or start a business
or move

My mum always has her TV on really loudly, and then goes on those retarded tiktok/reels apps on her phone, and has to have her phone at max just to hear it, meaning I can always hear both

And she doesn't seem to understand why I have a problem with it...

>>216472586
Grow up x

>>216472515
can and should be appealed and overturned

>>216472586
her house her rules don't like it leave

>>216472563
Non sequitur

>>216472602
Nope. Double jeopardy mate.