Thread 216492411

You're out and about and a girl walks up to you
>"hey, anon, i think your cute and stuff-"
>"wanna go on a date or sum'?"
How do you respond in your country?

The women I see at the grocery store look genuinely terrified whenever they seem me turn into the same aisle as them.

i'd be suspicious and 100% sure she was making fun of me

>>216492411 (OP)
>"okay where's the camera?"

The only girl who casually talks to me without me needing to instigate the conversation is a cute girl from my office who's about to get married. I think she just feels bad for me.

>>216492411 (OP)
I miss her so much. Why did that aussie cunt have to bully her out of /int/?

>>216492438
this

>>216492476
probably yeah
at least it tells you that not all women are irredeemable pieces of shit

>>216492411 (OP)
I would look behind me and see if she's talking with someone else. This unironically happened to me in the past and I was extremely embarrassed by it. Shit, I've had blocked this memory and now it came back.

>>216492833
Brutal

>>216492411 (OP)
Nice try MI5

>>216492643
Qrd?

>>216493208
that danish youtuber used to post here until an australian schizo doxxed her

>>216492411 (OP)
I would ask (the female) some simple questions, i deem necessary to know, if she actually deserves the privileges that come with dating me, if she answers to my liking im willing to invite her to the second stage where she can prove herself

>>216492411 (OP)
I'd do a double take and look around for a camera recording me

y-you too

>>216492438
This or she's trying to scam me somehow.

>>216492438
>>216494573

>>216492411 (OP)
I'd wake up. I only get approached by men, and even then, by street preachers or people who want me to sign something.

>>216492411 (OP)
wake up

>>216494046
this image has happened to me a few times but why is it always fat women

>>216495023
Lol
I was approached once in college at a gas station. It was a horrifically ugly obese black girl. It was a friday night so I guess everyone was partying or something. She asked me if she knew me from somewhere and wouldn't stop staring at me.
I wanted to have a meltdown and just sob but there are no tears in me

>>216495023
This image has happened to me a few times but it was mostly cute women.

>>216492411 (OP)
I will need to know her opinion in Limp Bizkit first.

>>216495089
i thought germans were too autistic for small talk like that

>>216495115
Well I obviously am autistic since I didn't respond properly so the meme holds true.

My honest reaction:

>>216492411 (OP)
I would respond with no. Even if a girl liked my looks and wanted to go on a date she would change her mind once she got to know me

>>216492411 (OP)
>no thank you, I am already covered and satisfied with my current healthcare policy
Protip: I don't have healthcare

>>216495639
I hate when people post that fat guy. I used to have the same body type as him but I'm drastically fatter now and it reminds me of how much worse things have gotten.

I'm bisexual and I want to fuck your friend also

If I found her attractive then I would say yes because I am attractive and women have complimented me/flirted with me before, so I would not be necessarily surprised.

>>216492411 (OP)
>Got my last 3 gfs from them approaching me
Sorry anons, I can't relate.

>>216492411 (OP)
i worked i retail when i was 20-21, im quite tall, just some cm taller then a colleague that was a year younger then me. he was asked out by cute girls/customer like 3 times infront of me, nobody ever asked me out. it feelt brutal

>>216495767
>that fat guy
Ah shit, all this time I had it saved, thinking it was a woman.

>>216495767
>I used to have the same body type as him but I'm drastically fatter now
And here I thought you were going to say you lost it and don't like being reminded of your fat days

>>216493208
Victoria Flamel, she was quite big on YouTube ten years ago. Then she made a comment about having a black boyfriend and her fans were sickened by it

>>216495820
>he was asked out by cute girls/customer like 3 times infront of me, nobody ever asked me out.
I have a twin brother and this is my whole life experience.

>>216496014
I've gained 300lbs since I looked like that. That image is over a decade old.

>>216492411 (OP)
I would leave because she lost a bet or is pulling a prank

>>216496099
>I've gained 300lbs since I looked like that.
That's absolutely mental

>>216492411 (OP)
My cute? My cute what?

>>216492411 (OP)
>i think your cute and stuff
Do canadians really talk like that?

>>216492411 (OP)
>How do you respond in your country?
I wake up.

>>216495023
fakecel poser
>>216494046
literally never happened ever to me
>>216492411 (OP)
run away immediately. it's a set up.

>>216492411 (OP)
"sure"

>>216492411 (OP)
>my kidneys are already fucked, they won't be much use to you

>>216492411 (OP)
>Nobody remember her
Newfag all of them

Lazy eyed ho

>>216492411 (OP)
>sorry i am only attracted to trans women, cis women disgust me

>47 posts
>no one mentioned bbc yet
this faggot board is dead.

>>216495809
fuck you

>>216497414
this isn't /pol/

>How do you respond in your country?
MADE FOR BBC.
MADE FOR BBC!
MADE FOR BBC?
MADE FOR BBC...
MADE FOR BBC!!!
MADE FOR BBC!
MADE FOR BBC!!!!
!!!MADE FOR BBC!!!

happens to me all the time
with my 2D girlfriend

>>216492411 (OP)
I shit myself

>>216492432
stop being black

>>216496040
if you are twins, why aren't you attractive like your brother?

>>216492411 (OP)
y-you too

>>216492438
This because women don't approach men like that

>>216500741
It can happen.

When I was 27, I was outside an ice cream parlor. 3 cute girls were nearby and 1 giggled and asked me which of them is the cutest. I said I can't decide, you're all attractive. Then she asked if she could share a sundae with me. I laughed and told her it's the admission price to this ride.

Had a blast with her but it was kinda awkward when I found out all 3 were only 19.

>>216501299
You cannot suffer in the USA

>>216492438
I remember in fourth or fifth grade how one of the cute girls went up to the blackboard and wrote 'anon' in a big heart, then blew me a kiss while her friends sat and died laughing.
I'm glad this happened before camera phones and social media, must be a lot rougher for young spergs now.

>>216496489
i never called myself an incel, im just not gonna date a fat woman

>>216492411 (OP)
no way fag