Thread 216494246

jannberg on a madone edition

oh here it is

Oh you poor poor SOULS I'm going to pray for you TONIGHT *prays for you* Ohh summer moon, you make the stars shine, summer mooooon? You make the staaaaa-aaaaars shine

another miserable day of my dogshit life

why was the last one deleted

woke up at 6 am that means the fucking dog will be able to torture me all 16 hours of day and to top it off my ear hurts from pushing the earplug too much and now I can't use it without pain

>>216494343
such is life in the Zone

>>216494343
post it on /r/dogfree mate

tony blair says we need more immigrants

just did a really cute fart

>>216494533
um! x

neighbourberg painted their house bright white and now every time i go outside on a sunny day it's like getting flashbanged, becoming a proper nimby so i am

>>216494642
mr g sounds like a whiny bitch desu

>4am
>logged onto work computer to check my bloody emails
>female coworker is online

do I say hello or what
why is she online at this bloody hour
she's in her 40s, she could break a hip or something

>>216494728
she fit?

Sir Barbara 'Malibu' Braccini, ethereal ambient music producer from Nouvelle-Aquitaine

>>216494748
um, I'm gonna go ahead and say heck yeah

>>216494760
then you know what to do

>>216494760
so you're saying there's a forty something milf online right now and you aren't rizzing her up?

Fucking hell I didn't even realise the time

>>216494778
probably lives near him too!
just like in my pop up ads

>>216494728
she probably left her computer on

BONFIRE NIGHT tonight lads
You got any plans?
No doubt living it up like you did on Halloween, haha.
No but seriously you're all friendless losers.

need help pls, writing letter of resignation from toil. do i say resignation effective immediately or resignation effective after the month’s notice period?

>>216494796
nah on Microsoft Teams if you don't move your mouse after 5 mins you're seen as "away".

>>216494787
it's 04:21 lad

>you're all friendless losers
he typed while browsing 4chan at 4am on a Wednesday, then reclined in his desk chair in his smelly childhood bedroom with a look of smug satisfaction

>>216494806
just get fucking chatgpt to do it

>>216494869
i am but shes not said which to put

>>216494806
>>216494891
You should say "resignation effective after the month's notice period" and specify the exact last day of employment to formally resign, as this is the standard and expected professional practice. Resigning with "immediate effect" should only be used in specific circumstances where your contract allows it, or if you have a compelling, justifiable reason, and be aware it can have legal and financial consequences.

Standard resignation
State the effective date clearly: Your resignation letter's effective date is your last day of employment, which is the last day of your notice period.
Example: "Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am resigning from my position as [Your Position] at [Company Name]. My last day of employment will be [Date], which is the end of my one-month notice period."

Immediate resignation
Use with caution: Resigning with immediate effect, or without serving your notice period, can lead to consequences such as breaching your contract.
Potential consequences: This can include your employer suing you for damages, withholding your final pay, or giving a negative reference that could affect future employment.
When to consider it: It may be necessary in situations like a hostile work environment, a personal crisis, or if the employer fails to pay you.
If you must resign immediately: Even if you resign with immediate effect, it is best to put it in writing to protect yourself, as verbal notice might not be sufficient depending on your contract.
Example: "Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am resigning from my position as [Your Position] at [Company Name], effective immediately."

>>216494909
not listening only my chatgpt is right and she hasnt said anything yet lalalala cant hear you

>>216495000
is this home alone
reddit film
teacher put it on for my form room at christmas and the autistic girl loudly made quips through the entire thing

scrotum caught in a paper shredder

going to try eating only foods italians and japanese eat reckon itll be good for me

fucking massive poo

>>216495000
if only the population were getting whiter

>>216495088
been farting stinky ones like crazy for hours at this point but no poo yet x

Give poo Emma.

>>216495012
who asked lil bro

Michigan has more lighthouses than any other state despite it not bordering an ocean

>>216495170
still, wonder if the autist girl was fit and if he put his fingers in

Jolly ole Saint Knickerless going down my chimney to shit in my stocking and drink all my beer.

>>216494642
mr g is tired of everyone's shit

>>216495170
just starting a conversation
>>216495191
fuck no
she looked really weird, bit like a chubby owl and somehow looked 40 at 14. anyway she was a lesbian who gradually became nonbinary than a pansexual gay man.

our zaz and our zoz

>>216495250
>a lesbian who gradually became nonbinary than a pansexual gay man.
fucked up way to be a heterosexual woman

>>216495274
she's so fit and honestly so is he xx

>>216495274
bro looks like Billy Mays

Vailberg owns like 90% of all ski resorts. "The pass" gets you basically anywhere you could hope but what if you just don't want to sign up for the one monolithic product.

>>216494642
You're a mean one

was watching dua lipas podcast

my god shes perfect looking and sounding apart from the tattooz

gf recently went on a trip with her family to hawaii and came back fat. how do i get her to lose weight in a way that doesn't make me feel bad?

>>216495485
get fit, trade up

dtfic started today's work early

eating nigger shit

>>216495484
I like her posh accent

>>216495528
don't like posh people me think they should fuck off

>>216495484
she's perfect period

>>216495539
ok

got so much shit saved i can't find the webms i want anymore

>>216495173
never noticed the penor next to michigan before

making a coffee aren't I

Posting a post on brit for incomprehensible reasons

>>216495575
it was a webm about the life of a japanese alcoholic woman, wanted to post it and say i could save her
turns out i can't even save the webm

heard a song from chappel roan yesterday and it was bland pop-slop
who keeps gassing up these mid women

>>216495601
i love her x

>>216495601
she has loads of good songs
maybe you just have crap taste have you considered that

>>216495601
Homosexuals
>>216495620
You are a Homosexual

>>216495616
>>216495620
i think that both of you are retarded actually

>>216495575
if I'm going to a pumpkin patch with my imaginary future girlfriend she had better not have garish pink hair. The vibes must be cosy, she will have brown hair and dress plainly. She will have a mousey, bookish appearance, while being healthy and hot. She may wear glasses yet she will know internally that I find them cute on her and not lame.

>>216495666
ears like dumbo

>>216495666
what colour will her arsehole be?

>>216495699
bubblegum pink and completely hairless obviously

she doesn't poo

My ex’s brothers ex gf’s dad (tedious association I know) was some kind of knighted lawyer. His position included private chambers bang opposite temple church, you accessed it via the court yard around the church just off Fleet Street. He never used it so my ex’s bro and his ex lived there, but when they were away for the weekend me and my ex would spend a weekend in London. It always felt so flipping weird being there. He had a King James Bible that was published in 1740 just chilling on a bookshelf.
I wish I’d poked around a bit more but I didn’t really understand the significance of the place at the time other than they’d filmed part of the Divci code in the temple church and that it was something to do with the Templar’s.

>>216495724
yeah?

lost $150 on sliwa ffs

>>216495724
I'm curious whether you forgot the word "tenuous" and just went with "tedious" instead. It does still work though as I understood your meaning.

>>216495592
I remember that webm, it was quite sad

japanese girl in a lightbulb doo doo dodoo

>>216495782
such a cute people
hard to imagine them committing war crimes yet they did

how come nothing ever happens even when it does happen? chinky flu was a nowtbutty, pookraine was a nowtbutty, the UFOs back in 2023 were a nowtbutty
the last thing that actually happened was perhaps 9/11

>>216495863
how is a global pandemic and an ongoing war nothing

>>216495887
doesn't affect me in any immediate way
also, covid was blown way out of proportion and i reckon the media are to blame and they should all be strung up for lying

*nods like a therapist at you* ahh, hmm, nice. Nice!

>>216495903
what did they lie about

>>216495863
when i was younger birdflu and sars and the financial crisis and brexit shit like that were things and they were much smaller than ehat happens now. youre lucky.

>>216495931
ukraine doesn't affect you
covid's over

>>216495918
covid being dangerous enough to warrant shutting down the economy for 2 years and basically restructuring society and forcing everyone to inject themselves with mystery chemicals

>>216495931
yes exactly, i remember those things too, i'm saying that covid was blown way out of proportion by lying journalists so the effects of it have been worse and it's all a result of human deceit rather than the actual thing they told us to fear

>>216495937
>forcing everyone to inject themselves with mystery chemicals
no one forced me, you didn't get jabbed, did you?

what's this guy's name again?

>>216495956
nah, but they tried to force me

>>216495937
what about the hundreds of thousands of people who died

>>216495991
good lad
me? didn't get jabbed out of pure laziness
couldn't be arsed
but now i play it like i was part of the résistance, fighting the system haha
think i was playing persona 5 during covid

*emerges from my swine flu bunker that i've been hiding in since 2009*
hahaha alri, how many GTA games have come out since i've been gone?

When I see people wearing covid masks in the supermarket these days I think wow what a mong but at the time I did of course wear my covid mask whenever required and got quintupple boosted or however many they've given out now I forget.

>>216496009
just the one :/

>>216496017
chinks always used to wear them well before covid

>>216496029
seems to have helped as they only had 8k covid cases as I recall

>>216495724
what's the deal with the Templars in London

>>216496017
It’s flu season dipshit. Most people wearing masks are wearing them to avoid getting sick.

>>216496017
I got the original two shots then stopped bothering

>>216496053
alri settle down ezio

America has fallen

>>216496067
there's a little old woman who works in ASDA near me who wears one year round. She also wears those white cotton gloves archivists wear

I think she has mental problems

>>216496088
You guys started this shit. You want to fix it, you think you can fix it nigga? This nigga thinks *grins blackly*

>>216496076
Napoléon outlawed it during the egypt campaign, that was enough for me. Never touched the arab herb.

i have had covid five times
unvaccinated
still alive with no health issues

wow - elon musk replying to my post

>>216496103
There’s Muslims in Minnesota

>>216496131
cousin got it, bed bound for three days but then it passed
got the flu once and it was the same

>>216496140
there are virile black men in your nearest hotel

binged through big bang theory
got a bit sappy towards the end

virtually every irish costal town was founded by english or norwegian colonists

>>216496159
cleanse your palate, binge frasier

halo 2 keeps crashing for some reason fucking hell I was looking forward to playing this game. that really made me upset

>>216496159
grim

america has fallen

A MUSLIM MAYOR AHAHAHA

>>216496280
Just like London.

>>216496297
Soon alcohol and bacon will be banned in NYC just like here

>>216496297
ADONBILIVIT

>>216496307
more for me :)

mega maga russia meltdown

Catberg deciding now is a suitable time to run around the house

>>216496331
has suicidemark explained what happened last evening

Woke up to find rorke's american mates seething

Shesh gosh Oshkosh B'gosh, smokin' on that Bob Marley
Listening to Pete Tosh

>>216496166
fantastic post

saw a bogan mum and her son earlier carrying groceries and the kid dropped one of the bags and the mum said "aw declan ya fuckin dickhead"

almost went a whole hour without thinking about her

>>216496361
posts you can hear

>>216496370
almost, eh? i'm sorry la

A humorous misunderstanding is occurring. There's a knock at the door. Frasier opens the door to reveal Niles standing there. They exchange a silent look as a comically farcical scene plays out behind Frasier inside his apartment, perhaps one which Niles himself warned Frasier about earlier in the episode. Wordlessly, Niles enters the apartment and immediately slides effortlessly into the situation. Frasier closes the door and resumes his own role as well, quietly grateful for his brother's understanding.

>comically farcical
humorously humorous

>>216496404
Frasier was shit and boring. Cheers was actually funny.

*rorkes racistly down the stairs*

>>216496428
Frasier is vaudevillian, that's peak sitcom humour.

mamdani's wife sex arse

>>216496443
I’ve watched countless hours of Vaudevillian comedy. Absolutely none of it even closely resembles any of the non-humor in Frasier.

nose is a bit itchy this morning

>>216496461
you haven't and you're wrong

>>216496415
Niles recounts that "humorously humerus" was the subtitle for Frasier's ill-advised venture into stand-up comedy during his time at medical school, where he assumed the role of one 'Doctor Funnybone'.

3 days without wanking
need my libido back, don't I
soon I'll be forced to chat up girls for sex, or rape..

>>216496404
Quite stylish

Drumpf you idiot, you've thrown it all away

can't believe I started smoking again
i'm such a mong

>>216496501
love a springer spaniel my old doggo had a bit of springer in her made her go fucking mental sometimes

>>216496525
nice though innit

My favourite dog is English mastiff when my dog dies I will get one

Need her to break wind in my face.

most of the beef we eat is from male cattle but most of the chooks we eat are female

Had another dream about finding a potential gf.

Rama Duwaji's musky tuppence

I'd live in a house like this somewhere on the West Coast of the US, if I'm being honest.

>>216496548
what's a chook?

can mamdani hold off on sharia law until after I’ve been to New York in December thsnks

>>216496584
it's a bird that has a tendency to go crook

>>216496584
Chicken idiot

>>216496584
Literally the national animal of France.

>>216496608
won't have the Coq Gaulois named "chook"

>>216496584
aussie nonsense

>>216496591
Like Sadiq Khan he will be slowly implementing Sharia over a number of decades

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>>216496626
Retard have you seen his wife and what he lets her wear out? He’s no Muslim

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>>216496637
think you might be though aye

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>216494281
Incitement

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>216494642
Mr g sounds like a good guy

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>216494728
Shes stealing from the company and now theyre going to think you and she are in cahoots

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>216494798
Embarrassing projection

>>216496662
What?

listen up pal i could die right now

Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to toil we go!

Right, no weed today just working hard

>>216495981
>asmr goth therapist diagnoses you with down syndrome
Sounds kinna funny desu

>The state spends £212bn per year on illness-related inactivity, or nearly 70% of income tax, through lost output, increased welfare payments and additional burdens on the NHS.
dead dogshit country

>>216496577
Genuinely looks shit. The mondrian colours give it a pathetic air

>>216496789
Simply import more people

so grateful i wasn't born indian, they are a hilariously pathetic people

>>216496577
looks nice la

>>216496789
simply increase more taxes

doing what is necessary

he's gone. posh ben from big brother 11 has perished after plunging 7 stories to his death from a hotel in trafalgar square last night.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15256459/big-brother-star-prince-williams-school-friend-ben-duncan-dead.html

forgot it was thursday today

>>216496810
Rent free

>>216496833
but its fuckin not
but its bloody fuckin not
i said its fuckin not
no it is bloody fuckin not
yes its fuckin not
but its bloody fuckin not
i said its fuckin not
no it is bloody fuckin not
but its fuckin not
but its bloody fuckin not
i said its fuckin not
no it is bloody fuckin not
yes its fuckin not
but its bloody fuckin not
i said its fuckin not
no it is bloody fuckin not

to the tune of "shots"

COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS,
COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS,
COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS,
COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS

>>216496827
Drug debt to Albanians?

Day 18 of No Porn
Day 11 of No Fap
Day 8 after trying to lose virginity to an escort

Kosovo je Srbija

>>216496882
probs a suicide his mate posted that he had become reclusive the last two years and had bad insomnia

Imagine her squatting over you and releasing a torrent of putrid, acidic, sickly diarrhea all over your face.

>>216496926
l dont believe that you would enjoy that

>>216496888
life must be well hard for you being a friendless incel loser and being this deseperate for attention

>>216496926
imagine you walking into walmart, purchasing a 12 gauge shotgun and blowing your head smooth off in your pt cruiser in the car park so i never have to see you posting your fucking drivel here ever again

with £50k/year, you could run a top-quality, reputable kennel — but you shouldn’t expect to “break even” from puppy sales alone, at least not reliably in the first several years. It’s more of a long-term investment in reputation, quality, and genetics.

>>216496950
nah emmayank is probably the only decent yank we have here

thy willy cum, thy pooey bum

>>216496957
Don’t talk shit all your life

>>216496838
good morning saar

good morning you vile evil incel monstrosities

>>216496957
hes awful his posts are awful and if you think theyre funny youre awful too

>>216496964
>>216496986
you're mental
he's based
simple as

>>216496975
Like I said, rent free

>>216496953
in nihon they got cat cafés
maybe in the west we should get dog cafés

>>216496953
If you ignored the rules on how many litters you’re allowed to do per year you could make a profit

whats the most you've ever?

>>216497004
not an argument

>>216497004
hello mr brown man

is it weird to eat leftovers for bekfast

>>216496926
Imagine harvey wiensteins big fat body slamming against her, pounding her with his little cock as she turns her head away and she thinks of the huge film roles she's going to receive

Just realised im 32 not married and dont own anything

Starting to panic, staring into the abyss

>>216497052
nah, do it all the time

rorke in tears screaming at his mum about how mamdani will bring about the end of the western world (he has never left the bounds of wagga wagga)

>>216497036
It’s not an argument just a fact

Work work. Me not that kind of Rorke

good morning my little child-raping paedophiles

>>216497060
Facts except I’m 22

>>216497060
you have been betrayed

Kek so based
https://files.catbox.moe/af5os8.mp4

The 67 meme boy is very cute, lads.

Getting the car coat on
Getting the driving gloves on
Popping the driving goggles on
Off to spar anyone want owt?

>>216497091
i wonder if theres an ai image generator

>>216497086
it's cute seeing black muslims knowing what muslims did to blacks
an entire race of mouth breathing idiots
you have disappointed me greatly, jeffo

>>216497060
Get a gf whos 10years younger to make you feel better

heart filled with hope, bum full of poo

god has punished me

(oooooh kinky!)

There’s hardly any bonfire celebrations in my area anymore. Is it the same where you are?

>>216497094
monster energy monarch 4 pack please mate

>>216497158
had a nice fair this weekend
got a pub downstairs that gets bands every weekend, we're set

>>216497158
not allowed in woke dystopian britain

>>216497158
it's 8am so not yet. fireworks don't work in the daytime

>>216497158
Been loads all week here. Except yesterday was terrible weather

>>216497158
can't burn papists anymore cause of starmer woke

>>216497192
the western world rests on papist shoulders

>>216496871
gwrthderfysgaeth

live every day like it's 2005

we are le reddit
we do not le forgive
we do not le forget

got no optimism for the future

world needs more peng bimbo teen porn
mandatory lip injections starting at 16
mandatory fake tits at 18
get it done

>>216497072
i haven't thought about indians in a while before today
you on the other hand are a pajeet curry muncher 24/7, unlucky

>>216497238
diev et le mon droit
show some respect

SO embarrassing my trainers are fucking squelching because of the rain and I had to walk up and down Aldi aisles like a retard

How long do I have to avoid porn and wanking before my libido returns and I don't have ED anymore?

going to bed, nunight niggers

>>216497330
sweet dreams, brucie

>>216497330
You've said the bloody naughty word again!
Fucks sake

>>216497286
Wear boots like a man. Can’t be wearing trainers in this weather. Absolutely nonsensical

Tried to travel the racism out of me, but all it did was escalate it. Tired of people whose idea of a holiday is Majorca or Kos calling me ignorant. You see enough of the world it is hard not to see how special and unique our way of life is.

>>216497286
*jamaican accent*

me had to walk up aldi stairs in me squelchy shoes maan

>>216497286
Get some real shoes man :(

stroking the wilberg first thing in the morning

>>216497330
bit bloody early

>>216497326
prefer not to say

>>216497326
It's entirely psychological, I wouldn't stop wanking though. Do it once a week or so, cutting it out entirely isn't a good idea, and wank to slowly deescalating content - so move to solo videos, then pictures, then memories, and so on.

>>216497382
replied to yourself again award

it beckons

>>216497391
Schizophrenia award

>>216497382
watching videos without a man will turn you into a woman apparently

whats wrong with sneakers :c

It's wennsday innit.

>>216495592
>>216495768
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO484lp33q8

>>216497417
nothing if you're an 11 year old lad running about the school playground

>>216497402
inspect element award

>>216497417
we call them creps here

Crockett & Jones boots. Always.

>>216497431
Am on mobile you bloody mental case

>>216497427
what age do you have to stop wearing them

>>216495484
>>216495540
>>216495528
Always expected her to sound more common like Rita Ora

>>216497415
Hasn't happened to me. I've been wanking exclusively to @nancyheel on xfree, but the twisted whore got a boob job and has ruined her body. Still a man at any rate

>>216497431
don't even have to use inspect element, you can just uncheck the "you" box

do kids at school still play football at lunch time or are they all on their phones now?

>>216497443
fakest shit i ever saw

>>216497258
Post their tiktok x

>>216497468
Me when I see Australian culture

>>216497449
once playtime is over you have to take them off and put your clarks back on

>>216497434
crepes aren't sneakers these are crepes

reading about donner party

>>216497467
not even allowed outside anymore because of woke

Mental how blacks get away with quirkiness that whites would be ostracised for - e.g. Michael Jackon going "hee hee!", Prince moaning sexually in his songs, ludicrous fashion like the dandies, bizarre slang, being absurdly loud in public
"Oh he's just like that!"

Government banning choking porn yet they're happy to have a stranglehold on my bollocks come tax season
Wankers

is it true that vegans have to poo like 3+ times a day?

Many VODs to catch up with

>>216497467
Dunno I don't have kids and I don't hang around schools. I'm sure one of the lads here or a small boat cronem could answer your question

>>216497519
None of those darkies could do Diana justice like Elton did.

might go vegan

>>216497527
Is emma watson vegan? Asking for an american friend

>>216497530
>>216497530

clean pair of tennis shoes like ontsuka GSM or gats will always look fresh
its called old money style you see

>>216497519
yeah he was always getting away with things that Michael Jackson

allegedly

>>216497467
They do.