Thread 216497334

Millennials are getting beatified.
Time to step it up, Zoomers, in your respective countries

>>216497334 (OP)
first tiktoker saint when

>>216497334 (OP)
his family owns one of the biggest insurance companies here and bought sainthood

>>216497334 (OP)
it's insane to me now to think i was raised in this culture and i actually remember this lad being venerated here right after his death
still, it won't help because everyone sees how silly the whole idea of holiness by dying of a disease (he didn't ask for and he would love to have cured if possible) is

>>216498031
>bought sainthood
Catholicism, ladies and gentlemen

i hope one day the Pope will just open the window and finally screams that all of that is a scam and he's going fishing instead

>>216498099
Not bloody likely. These guys that are high up in the Church are pezzonovante to the millions of people they trick into believing this foolishness. They get rich off scamming retards

what miracles did he do?

>>216498256
Pulled off four 360 no scopes in CoD

>>216498256
Convinced several Pajeets that they should wash themselves, which they took to mean they should get baptised. A superhuman feat that caused him to get cancer.

>>216498031
I can't imagine being Catholic in 2012. You basically wear a "special ed" badge wherever you go.

>>216498521
Did you just wake up from a coma?