Thread 216502838

arse edition

erm..lads?

right well

not sure janny will allow that

well this'll get deleted fucking IDIOT

i always thought it was wadsworth

>>216502871
>>216502856
shut up

bums aren't allowed are they

Wish some of these mongs would put more thought into OP pictures. Now we're going to have all sorts of unsavoury flags in this thread

>>216502884
emilia clarke's arse is worth a wad iwabhwehl

mental how womens arses are so clean despite being drenched in blood and wee and poo on the daily. if that was me I'd fucking stink ngl

ive fucking had you all

I reckon these 'accidental' prisoner releases are the work of Russian and Chinese agents with the intention of sabotaging the government's reputation both at home and abroad

>>216502838 (OP)
Gfberg's body looks just like this

>>216502838 (OP)
cor
shame that this thread will be deleted at some point though

Just cannot do a single thing in this country can we

>>216502889
don't know why you're being so antagonistic all of a sudden
up your support network because you've got issues

getting focus for more free "tail held high" procs

>>216502940
get him plapped

>>216502932
>everything i dont like is russia or china

>>216502940
pics x

>>216502932
It's clearly just corruption from prison officers seeing as how the prison service is made up of roughly 72% foreign nationals

>>216502970
Spotted the lad who speaks Russian / the lad who comes from China

getting dark at 2PM fuck me

>>216502954
We’re making this country a safer place for women by banning non-fatal strangulation in porn.

>>216502975
Youve just made that up

the lad who comes from China when he sees a fancy plate: nnnghh

mum told me the other day that i was a test tube baby cause my dad was a jaffa

>>216503003
it's called clouds mate

are you excited for the new cup in uma horse game anon

Uh oh reformbros…

Buzzing for my trip to Kosovo. Going to be wicked, I love Albanians

i buy my smack my crack my bitch right here in hollywood

>>216503014
literally on the BBC news article about the new release error

Cиp Кэйp cтapмэp

>>216503017
>cause my dad was a jaffa
like in stargate sg1?

>>216503028
uma means horse so the following horse is redundant

>>216503029
Reform are winning then

>>216503023
oh, right

>>216503033
Kosovo je Srbija

15c...in November...

>>216503037
Really though what did they mean by this?

>>216503059
*slaps you with a pitta bread*

Algerian-looking fella moving about shiftily outside

>>216503037
never got this you cant just use the word smack once and then have it carry over to the next part of the sentence

rorke shut your skin tone chicken bone leave me alone headass up

>>216503059
thats the way the horse horse

>>216503071
It's normal weather Leftypol, also being cold is bad!

>>216503063
Just like they did in Caerphilly…. Oh

Woman was stabbed in Islington park yesterday

>>216503080
Let him in for a spot of tea, maybe he's just not used to the place.

>>216503080
Probably just delivering for justeat

>>216503033
Fairly adventurous choice of destination

>>216503092
why would caerphilly vote for the anti-immigration party

>>216503080
if you see something, say something

look at the size of are NHS. do you have any ide a how much revenue that would have if it was privatised? No wonder elon is out there funding farage and talking about brits as hobbits and shit. he will have shares in the NHS in our life time.

this is Gazprom all over again

large organisation + american exclusion = foreign intervention

>>216503092
Yep, out of parties that matter Reform got the most votes

nth for the holodem

>>216503080
It’s Alan, isn’t it?

>>216503107
A lot of stupid people there
>>216503118
cope

>>216503121
need one of those walls of women you see in funny JAV videos but they're all holo chubas

Was about to say the thread was comfy earlier for a bit before all this /pol/ talk but most of the conversation was about deformed smeggy cocks

>>216503080
do you have a butterfly net handy

>>216503113
NHS vs the PLA, proper scrap that

Five years ago /brit/ had one of the strongest general cultures on /int/ until it got obliterated by mods. /brit/ was apparently not allowed to have any off-topic posts or do anything but run of the mill memes and gimmicks

What was the point of funneling everyone into very strict discussions if those very strict discussions are just schizo-posters accusing people of being other schizo-posters?

>>216503121
based

1* wit
+1 to my literally me runs count (I should do another so I will queue one up for later and use a toughness)

>>216503178
No idea what you're talking about I see plenty of off-topic posting happening right now

>>216503178
Shhh

>>216503158
a totalitarian government in charge of all 10 of them would be goated. . distribute all the food through walmart and amazon. heal everyone with are NHS. control everything with 4 massive armies

>>216503067
Fuck Serbs and fuck you - delusional
>>216503105
I want to explore somewhere remote and untamed. I'll be safe they love Brits

I still think any post, regardless of content, made by a British person, should be considered on-topic as British products should count as British culture

dtfic
suck my dick

Plans for the next /brit/ meet up?

>>216503178
All I remember is a mod coming in to say that we cannot make any new threads until we reach page 9
We all did that melt in quickly and /brit/ came out on top

Just out for a gentle stroll and coffee

poo tumbling out my arse like a split sack of spuds

>>216503145
Best I cud do, same shape no difference x

>>216503237
Great shoes, mate x

>>216503223
you don't get that many in a box
this is fake

Files too large to upload but decided to punish my wife - vid of me and her in the bath
https://streamable.com/l8e9bb

Uh oh

>>216503223
we can improve it

>>216503213
Rattled by the truth lmao

>>216503113
Turn the NHS into a military branch and we'll stop the boats for good

Finish the Alola League
Then catch the remaining ultra beasts and that's my Sun and Moon living dex DONE
(minus ultra sun and moon which is next)

>>216503226
Got a four day ban for posting my big British bollocks.

>Quit toil
>Get on PIP
>Work on projects for myself
>Get in shape
>Find gf
Where's the flaw

not another oneeeee

>>216503307
have you met my mate mousenonce

don't think I'll click that

>>216503312
Women don't want to date losers on welfare

so many posted it again awards

>>216503325
parmenter what sort of a fuckin name is that neer heard ought like it

>>216503232
If I can't get a snog there's no point

>>216503312
>get on PIP
>find gf
Here’s your problem, you can’t do these 2 things at the same time.

Prison service employing faceblind autists

>>216503298
It is Albanian now and forever. If the Serbs try anything we'll flatten Belgrade for good this time, and they know it.

>>216503326
yeah he's mean to me for some reason
calls me fat gay idiot

>>216502838 (OP)
BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>>216503342
ill snog you but you have to let me cum on your arse

He's revving up

>and what do you do?
>I parment
>parment?
>yes
>ah good, thank you, Mr. Parmenter

>>216503178
what are the things which are now forbidden

Made a very risky nonce post earlier (joking of course) and now I'm worried I've went too far with itm

finger smells the same as burning insect because i burnt it

Sir Tom Parmenter

class 3 is easier than 2 lol I think all the other people went and tried to get a bunch of umas

>>216503351
haha yeah classic mousey. anyway have you played legends za?

>>216503226
stupid deceitful non-argument only peddle by /pol/-addicted mongs who want to post about American politics

>>216503366
Police will be knocking on your door mate, tipped off by the great vigilante mousenonce himself

I think youll find the arse is still there

My breath smells bad no matter how much I brush my teeth

>>216503353
Are you a peng girl(futanari)?

Mate went to Albania last week and was showing us these posters in a museum or someplace and they were all about how Albanians are better than everyone else
Very bizarre stuff
>>216503382
Ye it was fun, but Mousey said I'm a fat gay idiot for buying it

endorsement 1 smurf tracer running every lobby and then i get a genuine obvious aimbotter for the first time ever just blow my fucking elo up

might buy some stuff, might not

>>216503407
Unironically gum disease. Dentist will give your teeth a good clean and then put on prescribed mouth wash. Did wonders for me.

>>216503413
i heard arceus was better than za, i tried to run it on an emulator but it lagged too much for me

>>216503307
>ultra sun and moon
Are they worth playing if you've played sun?

... lunchtime today wearing my excellent glasses watching Bargain Hunt on BBC one London on TV in home ...

>>216503421
I see the dentist regularly and he says my gums are fine

>>216503407
sounds like halitosis

>>>/vp/
>>>/r9k/

>>216503408
Do they even still make hentai? Haven't looked into the matter since I was like 12 years old.

oriental ladies kissing

right well he's scranning his lunch in a nappy

If you took away the politics and the posts about poo and wanking what would actually be left

we like Pokemon in this thread
we want pol to leave

>>216503407
floss your teeth, eat less sugar and junk

>>216503443
Yes that's what halitosis means
What am I supposed to do about it?

>>216503431
I'd say so. They're much better games, and they have a different story.
Probably depends on how much you like Sun and Moon to be honest, if you don't like vanilla SM you probably won't like USUM

>>216503431
literally just for legend hunting in wormholes yes but youll have to play the whole way through the shitheap game again to get to that

>>216503436
no wonder he needs a nappy he's eating 2 whole fucking dinners to himself

>>216503458
both off-topic, shut the fuck up

/pol/kemon starmerzard I choose you

Pokemon after gen 4 is shite

>>216503033
trying to find your own dua lipa?

>>216503458
Both have containment boards
Isn't that interesting?

I'm a genwunner

Threads going awfully quick

opinion and an unpopular one at that

>>216503450
Yh new stuff every couple weeks or so

>>216503451
GIWTWM on the right

>>216503481
2

>>216503043
no its not

wondering what to do with my shit boring incel life

>>216503485
and you've got a containment thread
what's your point

>>216503481
Pokemon peaked at gen 5 tho

Genuinely just sick of it all, could not be more sick of it all if I tried

>>216503505
Moronic argument
The board is called "international" for a reason

going to spray febreeze everywhere in my smelly house because I am so smelly

living in this country is like living in a Brass Eye episode

>>216503509
Filthy archosaur

at 40% battery already fuck china and fuck the jews

what does 4chan really mean if you think about it, what's the chan part, nobody really knows

>>216503516
Gen 5 was shite and BW still has the worst dex in the series

>>216503528
Paedogeddon seems hopelessly dated now really

>>216503526
>>216503528
stop stalking me

>>216503522
mad that

the watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4E1u3_S1p8

>>216503544
leaf

>>216503544
It means Channel 4

There's a reason no character in Pokemon has reached the popularity of Cynthia since gen 4 came out. Meanwhile gen 1-4 are full of popular characters.

>>216503559
erm no i'm not canadian, a rather odd thing to accuse me of after that question
>>216503566
yes you must be right about that

>>216503549
BW + BW2 is narrative kino for a pokemon games. Seasons aid spires looked beautifull too

>>216503549
BW's dex was definitely an interesting decision, but I can't say I hated it, though I definitely did miss using my favourites from prior gens.

Mental how all the juvenile manchild weeb spam about Pokémon and MLP and gacha started at the same time

>>216503347
yeah you can, just get a council estate one

>>216503544
The Japanese suffix "-chan" is a casual, endearing, and diminutive honorific used for young children, close friends, family members, babies, and even cute pets. It conveys affection and familiarity, and while traditionally used for girls and females, it can also be used for boys and men in some contexts to show fondness. It is important to use "-chan" only with people you are close to, as using it with someone of a higher status could be seen as disrespectful.

>>216503595
Do you do anything but whinge?

>>216503613
Yes

>>216503595
/brit/ has always been an anime general DTFIC

>>216503618
Get to it then
chop chop

Canadian must accidentally be eating whine gums instead of wine gums am I right!?!? AHAHAHAHA

>>216503626
Those are not anime though
>DTFIC
No idea what that means

>>216503627
In due time
You're not the boss of me

He's just grumpy because his tonsil stone bait didn't work again

Lockdown destroyed my brain

fuck you

>>216503626
wrong

>>216503680
fuck me? no fuck YOU

>>216503684
FONF

Didn't it though?

Death of Stalin is very overrated

Just woke up

mental how mad how poo

May have a wank

Animefags' entire lives revolve around ugly Japanese cartoons and they will freak out if you even mention how boring and childish it is

>>216502838 (OP)
is she actually like 1/32nd indian or is she retarded? because her evidence is that like her great grandfather was born in british india but married a white woman

Alright alright everyone let's calm down. Right, now. Let's all sit on these beanbags which I've arranged in a circle and let's each come up with one thing we like about one another. I'll start, NO NO NO NO>>216503709
IT ISN'T YOU STUPID CUNT IT'S A CRACKER OF A FILM, what's ACTUALLY overrated is the director's other project of 'The Thick of It' which is just politicians but them swearing a lot and it's poorly written

>>216503626
i thought this was a place to get away from anime

Went to Cheadle the other day

>>216503652
The mass hysteria and social media slop fried my brain so much I think I’ve been t depersonalised since then

would prefer if only european christians existed in this world tbqh

>>216503693
Alri Richie

Lidl has Advent season weeks with pseudo-luxury merchandise.
Bought aged Cheddar for the /brit/-larp.

>>216503756
What's in Cheadle?

new gta trailer due this month

never goon

>>216503777
Be careful anon

>>216503747
That's failed normie cope

>>216503777
Saw a pub I guess

Reckon janny's going to let this thread go all the way?

odds = brew and lay in bed and watch TV
evens = study

>>216503482
No just have a close friend from Peja and want to experience his culture

>>216503811
What does that make animefags then?
Successful freaks?

>>216503825
FOLC

>>216503818
janny likes us

DON'T want to to toil
DON'T want to go out
DON'T even want a gf any more
DO want to stay at home and do autistic things oh yes

If you have been affected by this storyline help and resources are available at 4channel.org.

somebody just shot leonardo di caprio

>>216503836
im 29

>>216503811
i never understood the disdain for being normal. i'd give my right arm to be more normal

>>216503832
Anonymous

>>216503825
wat u studiyng

>>216503867
didn't ask

>>216503876
Cloud Computing and Cyber Security

>>216503839
janny likes bums more like

we love gacha

oh noooo the american economy is heckin screwed bros

screaming and shitting all over myself

>>216503899
why post this in /brit/

Omg this is mental, a hitman getting hunted down by police and it's all on camera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtvwTDFUx88

>>216503852
is he ok?

>>216503896
brit boys look like that??

just anime walked down the stairs

>>216503896
grow up

might stick a dvd on

>>216503902
no you're not

77th trying very hard to convince us nothing happened in cheadle

Poundberg crashing through the floor

>>216502857
Screeeeeaaaaming the incompetence of this country knows no bounds

>>216503921
the american economy is the british economy

Gonna order some lubricant to help with curing phimosis and increase my stretching. By the next time I see an escort, I want to be able to retract it much more.

>>216503932
i just got a poner

>>216503936
i thimk those are women

>>216503970
me pounding my way through the floor of your mums bedroom you mean

>>216503970
no more poundlands

>>216503977
the american economy is currently entirely propped up but ai which we have little to no involvement with

>>216503896
This is my favourite English character in gacha games

LMAOOOOO MY GREAT UNCLE (JEWISH) IS MOVING HIS BUSINESS TO LONDON BC MAMDANI

AHAHAHAHAH

>>216503826
Oh yeah lad bet you'd love to experience "his culture"

>>216503949
You didn't check did you?

>>216503932
um
>>216503979
umm

>>216504018
i always do

>>216503869
It's not disdain, I'll take my weeb kino over soap slop 10 times outta 10

>>216503896
Faxxx

>>216503982
no reason for you to be this egotistical and start doubling down on being an annoying prick.
you're getting bad feedback for a reason. stop getting arsey about no one giving a fuck about your shit life and make better posts instead

DTFIC bait

>>216504012
does he know who the mayor of london is

remember when Wiley crashed out on a crack bender?

what happened there

>>216504008
mika is a nip

ponies snogging n that

>>216504044
Khan has no backbone and kowtows to the highest bidder

>>216504051
They didn't like that, not one bit

Watching yesterday's stream now. 'uv the bri'ish clown, simple as.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2609772110?t=0h5m48s

Basically don't do any toil until I'm chased for it

>>216504044
sadiq is a zionist thoughever

>>216504012
i thought americans being jewish was a joke wyf even a burger posting in /brit/ is related to big nose people?

tobert >.<

>>216504065
All Tea Party members are English
All Trinity students are British

>>216504108
It mostly is but not in Jew York

>>216504096
Mark Labbett be like

>>216504108
British culture

>>216503896
mental how generic everything anime style is
its like the ultimate refinement of slop

>>216504066
It's not right

>>216503894
As a fellow cyber security nigga, you missed the boat lil bro
If in 2025 you don't have a few years experience under your belt you ain't ever getting a job

>>216504147
UM

>incalculable

wow

>>216504119
Trinity is based on England but characters with names like Mika and Nagisa are not Brits

fuck me i look handsome today

>>216504154
i've been in a senior Infrastructure role for 4 years

>>216504108
i’m not blood related, my uncle married a jewish woman and her uncle owns a very large luxury real estate company

>>216504147
That's NOT what POV means

catbergs in the flipping bath

>>216504163
Might become a Mormon

>>216504191
kek not a flipping gain!

>>216504191
can i run my hand up his tail

>>216504163
vatican has records of a ufo crash in magenta italy in 1933 and is aware of aliens existing, multiple popes have hinted towards it

>>216504008
Cutie x

>>216502857
why are you still using strongholds from the middle ages with a big gate someone has to crank down and up

>>216504206
you can, but may you? no

>>216504191
ohhhh my daysssssssss what is he doing

>>216504214
Looks cool innit

>>216504224
doing it anyway

Ah hell I guess you guys are right and it's just a bit of fun


Get the ponies posted

>>216504191
so it happened AGAIN

>>216504144
There's no need to change or improve anything when sad and lonely overweight IT guys will drop thousands on the drop of a hat on their waifus or whatever. They're all designed by committee to be the most profitable.

>>216504169
That's simply because Kivotos isn't a real place

>>216504229
this poor things a deformity

get out of the bath you crazy cat

Zoomers won't know this but New York used to be a cool place you'd actually want to go

>>216504229
that's a badger lad

Genuinely consider anyone who likes cats to be a poofter

wagwan me breda ya dun post da dragon ya dun post da peta ya dun post da ponies mon

dont understand owning cats, why would you want to own an animal that doesn't even like you at least dogs care about you

>>216504263
Only for about ten years

>>216504163
Roman Empire EUV catholic correction run sooon(after DLC)

>>216504163
How is the church of England so poor compared to ours where we had a revolution and seized all their assets?

>>216504284
>>216504284

who would win in a battle between victoria, canada and victoria, australia

>>216504273
shut it mong

>>216504273
my dog exploded

>>216504273
shut it mong

>>216504273
Cats do like you. They are just more independent than dogs are.

>>216504273
They got infected at an early age and the toxoplasmosis in their brains commands them to own and care for more cats

>>216504191
Get 'berg hosed

right well thats getting deleted like it did last time

>>216504293
endowment funds seem like the poorest form of it too

>>216504338
>>216504338
>>216504338

>>216504353
Take a walk you embarrassing antipodean imbecile

>>216504338
>>216504338

>>216504273
You wouldn't get it because you've got too much melanin in your skin

>>216501161
>>216501161
>>216501161

Right well that was completely predictable

>>216504353
>>216504400
pozzies think they’re funny doing thus

always thought an antipod was a latin name for a species of bug