Thread 216505979

>tfw you never grew up in the United States
>tfw you never went to high school and had a cute and nerdy girlfriend
>tfw you never rode the yellow school bus
>tfw you never took your gf to prom ball
>tfw you never shot a gun in the woods
>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
>tfw you never visited Central Park or the Statue of Liberty
>tfw you never went to a house party where everyone quickly left running and laughing when the parents of the host arrived
>tfw you never went to Yellowstone or the Grand Canyon
>tfw you never scored the winning touchdown for your school
>tfw you never had a food fight in the cafeteria
>tfw you never went to Disneyworld and rode in the attractions all day
>tfw you never dissected a frog in science class
>tfw you never woke up happy you lived in the best country of the world
I wish I were American. God bless America.

i’ve never done any of these. except the frog, which was unpleasant

>>216505979 (OP)
>tfw you never grew up in the United States
literally no different than anywhere else if you’re a zoomer like me
>tfw you never went to high school and had a cute and nerdy girlfriend
i never really had a gf in high school, i went to an all-boys school
>tfw you never rode the yellow school bus
i didn’t do this
>tfw you never took your gf to prom ball
we weren’t dating but she had a big crush on me
>tfw you never shot a gun in the woods
yeah shooting with your dad or friends is cool
>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
nobody does this. most of done with my family was driving nebraska to florida
>tfw you never visited Central Park or the Statue of Liberty
boring tourist traps that you leave after 10 min
>tfw you never went to a house party where everyone quickly left running and laughing when the parents of the host arrived
people who hosted house parties had weird parents who wouldn’t care or would even be okay with the party. my buddy’s dad would even buy alcohol for us
>tfw you never went to Yellowstone or the Grand Canyon
havent been to yellowstone but the grand canyon is very cool, although if you’ve seen any other natural wonders it’s the same as anywhere else
>tfw you never scored the winning touchdown for your school
i didn’t play football but yeah i placed 8th in my state for the 100 meter butterfly race
>tfw you never had a food fight in the cafeteria
nobody ever did this and if you did it’d be you and your one autist friend
>tfw you never went to Disneyworld and rode in the attractions all day
overrated and literally no different than any other amusement park (space mountain is cool though)
>tfw you never dissected a frog in science class
i thought everyone did this?
>tfw you never woke up happy you lived in the best country of the world
nobody does this

>>216505979 (OP)
>one shot at life
>not born American
Why even live?

>waking up
>not being American
>day and life ruined forever

>>216505979 (OP)
>tfw you never grew up in the United States
k
>tfw you never went to high school and had a cute and nerdy girlfriend
Nerdy women aren't cute
>tfw you never rode the yellow school bus
Those things were cold and loud
>tfw you never took your gf to prom ball
Prom and football are in different seasons
>tfw you never shot a gun in the woods
You can do that in Uruguay
>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
Very expensive and rare
>tfw you never visited Central Park or the Statue of Liberty
New York city is very expensive and far away from most Americans
>tfw you never went to a house party where everyone quickly left running and laughing when the parents of the host arrived
Do Uruguayans not have parties? I think this is a you problem
>tfw you never went to Yellowstone or the Grand Canyon
They're both very far from most Americans, and while relatively cheap the costs do add up since paid time off is kind of rare in America
>tfw you never scored the winning touchdown for your school
Basically only four guys in every school could do that
>tfw you never had a food fight in the cafeteria
Do Uruguayans not have food or cafeterias? Also, I've never seen a food fight IRL, that seems like a boomer invention.
>tfw you never went to Disneyworld and rode in the attractions all day
Very expensive
>tfw you never dissected a frog in science class
This one is true and kinda fun.
>tfw you never woke up happy you lived in the best country of the world
America has a shit load of depressed weirdos, like you. If you were born here you'd still be a depressed weirdo.

>>216505979 (OP)
I love living in beautiful Europe and not being American. New England seems nice though, I would rather be from New England than from Europe.

ITT: Americans lying to continue enjoying their beautiful lives
why are they so selfish?

>>216506796
who u callin a weirdo, chud?

>>216507409
Who u callin a chud, coomer?

>>216505979 (OP)
Cut the shit. You just wants to work here for the USD not live here

>>216505979 (OP)
Nobody on this board went to prom or attended house parties. The latter usually ended up with cops showing up too, not the parents.

>>216507779
I am not a coomer. I'm a tradcath conquistador.

>>216508372
it’s not 2008 anymore retard, 4chan is a mainstream site. i did both of those things