Thread 216508090

chappy edish

>2 out of 2 mistakenly released prisoners were sex offenders
Lmao what are the chances

In my lifetime
Inshallah

>>216508104
What videos do you like to watch?

>>216508146
What do you like to do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?

>>216508169
Well now it just doesn't feel genuine

>>216508202
Sorry

my kid is also named pasbort

hello my literal enemies

rorke came with a chopper today

>>216508248
hello... father

>>216508090 (OP)
what does brown woman neck taste like lads

So he's never claimed asylum he overstayed his visitor visa in 2020 but we just let him stay anyway

>>216507519
ireland isn't allowed in one and isn't allowed to leave the other

Just realised it's bonfire night

>>216508265
ei ei mun

anyone up for giving themselves brain damage and living off of benefits for the rest of their lives

be right back off to go show the horses at the field pictures of dinosaurs heh...

>>216508281
he's never done this before

Your contribution to /brit/ isn't just hilarious it's fascinating!

>>216508275
i really wish i could answer this. im a vf you see

she thinks this is fit but actually this would just wind up any glasses wearing man

be right back off to go masturbate some horses off

>>216508339
Thanks :D

>>216508281
Das rite

>>216508169
just normal ones. nothing weird

>>216508339
thank you x

>>216508351
get out there and report back please

I think that video is fake

is nutella on crumpets any good?

>>216508302
Yep some arseholes were setting fireworks off in my ends last night.
There will be plenty of furry little runts cowering in fear tonight... But enough about rorke

mad to think some bloke on here has the pic of my missus’ arse, which i posted some time ago, saved on his computer

>>216508387
Those don't look that normal to me but not that weird either desu

>>216508430
Can't see why it wouldn't be if you like crumpets and nutella

wonder if there's a job in the salvation army on their street team for guys who will relieve homeless women by having sex with them

>>216508441
Why would you do that?

>>216508420
my sister and mum locked their room doors lad

The Jewish nigger Lassalle

>>216508441
ktim

>>216508499
Oh he cute
Horse not bad either!

>>216508499
>ear pierced

tachyon LOOKS like it was doping
I guess they just arent horses any more really

any of you play neopets

yer mam does the can can

>>216508522
ye, even had it stretched because of the emo-phase
pierced lip too

>>216508499
never see any pictures where someone is with a horse not smiling if u think about it

do the jews now the west bank isn't that kind of bank

Japanese racing horses are significantly inbred, with a rapid increase in inbreeding over the last 30 years due to the extensive use of popular sires like Sunday Silence and Deep Impact.

wow they bred the doping horse
its pretty mental how related to one-another all of the horses are in this small game

>>216508508
would you be spiritually and morally oppposed to me shagging your mum

>>216508563
does it go back to normal or is it stretched forever now?

>>216508499
Oh this nigga ZESTY zesty

>>216508563
arsehole stretched too presumably

>>216508570
great animals aren’t they

>>216508563
a genuine batty man
arse bandit in the flesh

>>216508601
haru squibby urara's great grandad was a british horse called tesco boy :£

>>216508430
yeah it is, can't afford that stuff now though

>>216508640
what do you do with the horses

>>216508606
err she's mine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_(horse)
British horse

>>216508601
Japan loves their incest and inbreeding
They even say that the islands of Japan are shaped the way they are because Izanagi and Izanami are brother and sister

>>216508660
...to shag?

>>216508659
:)

>>216508622
doesn’t get back go normal sadly, was told 1cm is fine but obviously i was duped
>>216508649
it was in at the time, easy way to get emo-minge too
>>216508659
love them

>>216508682
>They even say that the islands of Japan are shaped the way they are because Izanagi and Izanami are brother and sister
don't care you gay neckbeard bitch lmao

>>216508640
Anime nonces want to shag this

oh its haru

soldiers getting ptsd from the fireworks tonight

>>216508475
I do like crumpets. But I usually eat them with butter.
I do like nutella. But i'm not an experimenter.

Someone repost that lads Mrs arse, I missed it

>>216508683
nh i need her to cook my brekkie and dindins

>>216508706
Alright well you're the one missing out on folkino (portmanteau of folklore + kino) not me

>>216508764
what about your sister then

bike nonce

>>216508757
i could

director akikawa is northern taste from canda :£

>>216508703
she's black so i don't really listen to what she says

More of a strumpet man myself... Hmmm bloody drag marks head this way...

>>216508784
state of that makeup

>>216508784
That's a man, baby

more like badencock

>>216508791
is it a...

>>216508784
that's a bloke innit m8

>>216508784
that’s a man isn’t it

>>216508724
I actually have a penis fetish,I am straight but for some reason I have a fascination for penis.There was a day where I went to my grandparents farm,went alone to the barn and licked and kissed the horse penis.

>>216508809
that's a man isn't it

>>216508784
why this bloke's kinda...

I wasnt safe for work, these both are also top is clearly a man

really dot care for your current affairs posting. if i wanted to see humerous takes on the news i would watch have i got news for you or the news quiz or russell howard's good news

>>216508816
>>216508823
no *winks at camera*

>>216508809
lol did he really

Wanking home in the dark

>>216508785
you’re not going to believe this but she’s also my brother

>>216508809
shagged that lovely little bun

more of a buy high sell low man myself

none of these horses have Wikipedia picture...
>>216508840
report it for off-topic (pol / .../news/)

>>216508809
nice bum that

any prostitute using man in? what sites do asians typically use? got one living a few doors down in the apartment building and want to find her listing, tried adultwork and vivastreet

fireworks have started have they?

>>216508871
fuc off clipe

>>216508854
what

>>216508653
why not? crumpets only cost a quid or whatever. nutella is a few quid. less than 5 quid as long as you have a toaster.

Applying for a job and I'm being interviewed by an AI chatbot
I need this bubble to burst immediately, what are we even doing here

>>216508844
some anon asked me and i obliged

>>216508840
None of the /pol/ posts here are humorous anyway they're just screenshots or copied verbatim from reddit

>>216508887
see what i mean?

Oh my DAYS f a m

>>216508909
or X

>>216508894
Good little wagie

>>216508882
just go and knock on the door mate

>>216508703
why is a black woman leading the Conservative Party
what is she conserving

>>216508913
not really no

>>216508897
3 years ago..
where does the time go

>>216508888
last time i looked nutella was nearly 7 quid

is it true that chiekn tikka masala was made in scotland?
but madras masala already existed at that time so is it really a new invention
i dunno

anyway eating a madras right now and it spicy

>>216508942
she has a cock lad

hate my retarded incel life

Any man pretending it’s not over when it is in fact, over, in?

>>216508897
Not a great idea

>>216508971
may I offer you this picture in your time of need?

I used 30 carrots to do the last entry into the race for today (won 1/5)

Scanning popcorn in bed after toil.
Dinner will be lentil soup with bread and butter.
No wanking or drinking for me tonight lads.
Might have a cheeky wee roll up tho

>>216508897
get her boobies posted then lad

>>216508968
oh
so would you be spiritually or morally opposed to me shagging your sister

No fireworks going off yet. What a disgrace

>>216508943
really it’s been 3 years? fuck me
>>216508996
right
>>216509017
no, the canadian said it wasn’t a good idea

>>216508993
No lad, everything's fine here h-haha...

>>216509014
>Scanning popcorn in bed after toil.
comfy

>>216509052
Ah good me too aha totally fine

not using the +33 speed < 3* spark silence sazuka swinging maelstrom A tier guest because I am using the vodka A+ guest with 9* spark stamina and thats because I am going for the win eventhough thats too much stamina and I am also using super creek

my next post will be a bit experimental, just a warning for those who aren't comfortable with change

someone should meet bradley irl and tell him about brit

>>216509042
post her feet

just had a shower and it's lush

never kill yourself

Signed up to my towns backgammon club
Think it's exclusively 50+ year old men

they get homers simpson in fortnite

>>216508999
thanks

>>216509092
Haha yeah original thought never heard this one before

>>216508955
no. maybe for a massive tub at waitrose. 2 quid on special at asda for a regular jar.

>>216509056
Hungry but don't want to ruin my appetite for dinner later.
Don't want to heat the house either

>>216509143
me neither thats why i thought it. only have original thoughts me

fireworktoil has begun

>>216509022
such a tricky question. any answer just leads to another question doesnt it

>>216509148
microwave popcorn or snack popcorn tho

Do you have any country in Europe that I think hates the United Kingdom, hates monarchies, wants a country without kings, queens, or any other monarchical titles, and that is a loyal lapdog of the European Union?

my cousin killed himself on bonfire night

Rorke pulling out his Steam Deck to play a little bit of Tales of Xillia remastered on the sofa while his jacket potato bakes

>>216509216
lol

>>216509213
no

>>216509221
ktim but playing stardew valley

>>216509188
you haven't really provided an answer have you
you're tergevisating and wriggling your way out of the question because the notion of it makes you uncomfortable
be a man and answer my query, can i have sex with your sister

>>216509206
Microwave butter popcorn, nice and toasty on this dark wet night, undercovers, telly on.
Comfy

>>216509213
How would we know?
/brit/ is a royalist thread and we support the Monarchy
Sure, we have haters. Don't care.

10 MEN WENT TO MOW
WENT TO MOW A MEADOW

>>216509263
fine i will allow it!

>>216509268
should play with your knobule a bit

the uk is by far the worst western european country you can live in today
will include the whole of europe too if places like poland keep catching up

>>216509243
I'm sorry,
but the United Kingdom is a traitor to Europe.

I need the beautiful euro coin.

>>216509278
good lad
have you asked her if it's alright though

no one ever asks me if they want to have sex with me

>>216509268
comfy and based was doing the exact same thing during winter

*walks up to the microphone*

*taps it 1-2, 1-2*

*ahem*

...

...

...

blogonfire night

>>216509313
grim
no other word for it really is there

>>216509269
The monarchy can go to hell.

I need a country without kings and without monarchs.

>>216509347
uffffff

>>216509320
i was asking what brown woman neck tastes like lad not brown man

>>216509306
she’s asleep lad. i'll ask her first thing tomorrow morning. expect some good news!

>>216509347
um, who dis?

>>216509339
Fuck off you smelly little ladyboy.
God Save The King.

bonnie blue clears that other whore. you can tell she lives for this shit the other one is in it for the money and notoriety

>>216509323
ok here’s your (you)

I really like nishino flower
and I reckon she is better than baukushin class rep for SPEED

>>216509367
didn't he leave?

>>216509414
lily is more of a onlyfans merchant

>>216509414
do you have any similar in aus that are turbo slags like them?

>>216509286
Came twice, heavily last night to the BBW thread on gif lad, shan't be doing so tonight.

>>216509368
makeup exists and i've got an arsehole too

>>216509436
yea your mum

>>216509436
his mum has quite the rep LOL

watching a korean lady camping in the rain for relaxation

>>216509409
The only ones who have the right to be called king are Jesus Christ and God himself.

And I want a European country without any kind of monarchy, a country that is a loyal lapdog of the European Union.

>>216509339
this post makes me nostalgic for thailad

>>216509445
had a massive sofia rose wank at the weekend when steaming
my spaff felt like it nearly hit the ceiling

too slow heh

>>216509394
that's me

wtf I love paradox now

horny for some SEA puss

posted it again award

love wanking
love cumming
simple as

>The Mirror: Nigel Farage blasted with brutal PMQs question after earning £1m from second jobs
fucks sake did Nigel already become PM when I wasn't looking?

>>216509425
she really isn't, she's only usable for this (and next) CM because of the hanshin + firm hints, and outside of those you might consider taking her on a fan run where you max her, bakushin and kitasan black's friendship asap to hopefully get to ~500 speed before the early dec mile race since her initial gauge is so high, but you'd be sacrificing 5 fan bonus

>>216509503
wasn't it one of the ck games you could blame the jews for your kingdoms ills and they'd get exiled?

>>216509536
you gotta stop this lad
you'll be happier not wanking

>>216509221
Still playing Graces F remastered

>>216509475
Haha, mine were those ones where you feel like the load has almost burst your urethra open at the knobhead

>>216509525
flip fanny is good

>>216509466
Wrong. His Majesty King Charles III was ordained by god. We are his willing subjects.
Go to the French thread, they are godless republican cretins who are slaves to the EU.

>>216509452
i will have a wank to asean femboys tonight and i'll report back on my findings

>>216509542
no I mean the horse but I dont have her unlocked
these support cards I have are pretty good (switched it up a little). didnt know 5% fan bonus was a lot but yeah I saw that after the first race sometimes I dont have enoughfans without a secondrace

Gay retard hour is it?

>>216509578
Why would France be the ideal European country for me?

Eating pomegranate seeds at work during my break and that's lush

whats the equivalent of these guys but for video games

>>216509581
good luck young man. im off and shall continue my incel sleep

>>216509585
no lad fan bonus is only relevant for accumulating fans for your club, fan runs are only done by turbo autists where you do 50 races in a career trying to get over a million fans
you don't need to worry about fan bonus at all during a normal career, every objective can be cleared in one race and any defecit in that should be made up for simply by winning instead of jobbing and coming 5th

>>216509637
lovely jubbly, go on my son

>>216509590
the most powerful race in the world

>>216509637
Coooorrr sneak into the toilet and send us a cheeky wee panty shot love

lmaonobody has given a shit about his bait all day (usual day)
reminder to report the BE lags posts - because he is not welcome here

>>216509590
flips are based af, they walk around showing their belly for some reason

>>216509653
video games are not art

>>216509668
sometimes when I get a really good run I get the tier above star and its pretty cool. never even got to the top of the pyramid (which isnt even close to 1 million)

get them taxed

fireworks going off
dogberg perturbed

>>216509636
France has no god, but their President. No monarch. No pride. EU slaves.
And there is a good market for heroin.

>>216509747
get him bummed to take his mind off them

>>216509747
who gives about about a stupid dog

>>216509653
warren spector

>>216509721
you should aim to do the late nov tokyo cup and late dec arima kinen (if you can) in both years as optional races, if you're running a sprinter or dirt racer like bakushin or urara you won't ever hope to achieve the top of the pyramid since the fan gains from their races are abysmal

>>216509746
billionaires don't mill about on my street though do they

what’s the British version of Prom? did you go? why didn’t you marry your date?

thai retard is in the chelsea thread too

Buying fireworks is one of the lowest iq things a person can do and the sale of them should be strictly limited to licensed organized events

THERE, I said it.

lindybeige is back

>>216509746
trvth nvke

>>216509803
that's costa rica you fucking retard

>>216509783
didn't go to my prom because i didn't have any friends haha

no its immigrants

Fireworks going fucking mental

suppository delivered to dogberg

>>216509805
sod off you wet blanket

>>216509751
I prefer a France like this to a country that still has kings and monarchs.

>>216509783
Why would I marry someone I met at 16? Seems incredibly foolish

>>216509783
we had a prom but nobody had dates. it was just the lads hanging out but in suits.

chicken nugget wrap and some waffles fries for din dins

>>216509783
6th year ball/dance at the end of the year to celebrate graduation before going to uni etc.
I never went, I went out with a few mates at the time and got high instead. Probably a big mistake but you can't change the past mcquade

>>216509829
Sorry friend but it had to be said.

>>216509805
I agree it's quite low IQ but everybody should be allowed to buy them so I can watch them for free when people let them off

>>216509898
your thoughts on birds eye potato waffles?

>>216509769
>late nov tokyo cup and late dec arima kinen
OK I will do them with literally me horse! even though I am not winning (not even oka sho uwu) because im getting 600 speed/attack and the other if I can and just losing until I get sparks. fans help with that

>>216509921
not great, along with all other bird eye potato products
my waffle fries are leon because im a rich bitch

Thoughts on the new specs team? £200. Don't look as bright in person

>>216509868
You should be shot for treason.
What would your King say if he knew you were posting such filth?

One day the United Kingdom will retake our French territory.

>>216509746
For what

>>216509921
Luvly, had some 2 nights ago

>>216509959
>Don't look as bright in person
just like you then

Hope you fucking scumbags with your fireworks are happy
Hes terrified

>>216509972
>>216509972
>>216509972
New

morrissey be like:
I would go lynching tonight but haven't got a stitch to wear

>>216509983
looks fine. probably more annoyed by you bothering him.

>>216509990
Yeah I'll wait until the next thread is posted after this one's gets deleted

>>216509937
ok in that case don't even think about fans, you need to aim for 600/600/600 in speed/stamina/power after every career, do as many optional races as will allow you to hit these thresholds
you should run hopeful stakes in junior year late dec since it gives a good spark but really just do races on turns with no good training
once you have a horse with 9* in stam/power or a mix of the two then you can finally play the game

>>216509983
good hope he has a heart attack and dies the yapping little dickhead

don't know what toby was thinking when he made the last 2 kayo dot albums

>>216509746
You mean blame billionaires for bringing migrants

am abusing firm runner perk becausemy stats are always so low

>>216510012
Why?

Fireworks are evil.

Mamdani is just the start
Sir Zack Polanski is next

firework in my arsehole who wants to do the honours

>>216509783
we had prom but i didnt get invited

>>216510059
You spelled his name wrong and he will never receive a knighthood.

>>216510009
Won’t eat his food, keeps panting and whining but sure you know best dickhead

>>216510046
so is a government/globalist cabal tricking men into cutting off their dicks for the first time in history but you are a product of that and think that you had to of bee because of the society that they created for you to feel pressured into doing that

>>216510059
the face of a man who sucked so much cock it permanently altered his jawline

lord peter mandelson

>>216510099
dont antagonise him please
he will go on a four hour meltdown

>>216509783
>what’s the British version of Prom?
school disco
>did you go?
yeah
>why didn’t you marry your date?
my family moved away and we split up

>>216510096
I'm a woman. It's that simple.

>>216510140
nah

>>216510095
probably lost his appetite when you shagged his arse, you filthy dog nonce

>>216510140
why have you got a willy then?

bike nonce running late to work because his bike lost its appetite

>>216491276
>>216491276

Prime Minister Sir Zack Polanski

>>216510153
>>216510177
Say that irl and not behind a screen

>>216510186
archived

Prime Minister Sir Clint Eastward

>>216510191
why because youre a 6ft tall man on estrogen?

>>216506329
>>216506329
>>216506329

>>216510140
do you actually believe that or have you just given up on being normal and you're running with it?

i guess this is the new?

>>216509972

>>216509972

>>216510191
very feminine response

>>216510191
>Say that irl
I will when I pop by Scarborough Aldi for my carton of coffee and almond croissant.

>>216510140
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