Thread 216508471

When I was a kid we didn't have internet at home and I remember one time I went to my mom's workplace and used her work pc with internet and found some cheat codes for serious sam. When I came home my dad was drunk and wanted to play pc. I was asking him, daddy please I found these cheat codes for serious sam please play serious sam and try them out. He was asking me back, please son understand me I am drunk right now I really really don't wanna play serious sam when I'm drunk I wanna play other games I'll try these cheats out later

On a side note I am drunk right now and about to play serious sam. It's 2 am and I am 24 years old. I am Russian. From Yakutsk originally.

Just got drunk after a shift as one does. I am a little worried that my favorite manager is not very happy withy performance but on a positive note, yesterday I got a new nickname from a girl coworker

>>216508471 (OP)
Serious Sam was/is a fun game
Hope you're drinking vodka.

>>216508471 (OP)
Did this really happen???

>>216508471 (OP)
R u seriously so lonely and isolated that youre coping by constantly telling everyone on int that your russian.

>>216508556
I had beers and ciders
The only thing I ate was a little bag of mixed nuts and dried fishes

>>216508578
No I'm just used to people on int reacting to me as a Russian flag but now they often react to me as if I were Japanese which is not the case

>>216508578
Its not 1905 anymore

>>216508471 (OP)
Your dad is a gamer? What does he play?

>>216508652
He used to be a real gamer and he used to play a lot of different games... But when I was like 13 he got that world of tanks fever, later he became a hater but he's still addicted to the genre and only plays war thunder nowadays.
But when I was a kid I learnt from him many games such as Sacred, Heroes of Might and Magic, mafia, Dungeon Siege and many others

I actually remember the day we got a PC when I was 3. It was a sunny snowy day. But winters in Yakutsk aren't very sunny so it must have been late October or Early March judging by the weather. We were looking out of the window with mom and a taxi arrived, dad exited the taxi holding a huge box, and there was the computer. My first games were ms paint and word. I would spend a lot of time just drawing gibberish in paint and writing random words in ms word and playing with fonts

i didnt have to read the last part to know you are ruski slavtrash

>>216508843
How are you different papandopoulos

>>216508718
It's so weird to hear such things about people's dads. Mine mostly watches documentaries and movies from communism on the TV and naps on the sofa

>>216509165
Mine loves to read cheap fantasy and smoke. He spends like half of his waking time with a cig in one hand an an e-book with a terrabyte of pirated slop in the other

>>216508471 (OP)
When I was a kid I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just
fuck more softly

>>216509693
Should of told him to use old 0w30 oil from Volkswagen

>>216508471 (OP)
My father was a intcel. And a blogposter a frog blogposter. And one night he goes off faggier than usual.He gets reported for being off topic and a fag,janny bans him. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So -- me watching -- he takes a rope, laughing while he does it. Turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious, son?" Looks at me again... "Why so serious?" He gets up on the chair... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?

>>216508471 (OP)
are you ethnically yakut

>>216512936
I am ethnically Russian and I'm going to sleep
Tomorrow I'll have one or two beers with gyoza and kimchi for dinner

>>216508471 (OP)
Say thank you to Croatia.