You can make several dramatic changes to English. What would you change about English?
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:04:01 PM
No.216512016
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>>216511944 (OP)
>>216511988
Quaker dialects still use it.
>>216511944 (OP)
Make it an obscure language that's only spoken in England and minority pockets across the Anglosphere.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:04:36 PM
No.216512038
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Undo the Great vowel shift, bring back cases and declensions, bring back ye you distinction, bring back thou and thee, replace Norman words with Low German words.
>>216511944 (OP)
can we get a plural of you? I'm tired of having to say "you guys" all the time
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:07:42 PM
No.216512115
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When I explained the meanings of “chud” and “cringe” to my coworkers, they respected me. I think I can promote soon thanks to /int/
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:11:49 PM
No.216512225
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>>216512080
y'all but it will make you sound soy if you're not black american or a redneck.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:19:08 PM
No.216512445
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I'd change how Z and S sound
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:33:24 PM
No.216512871
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only leave those letters: iydmtsmtwbapot
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:34:14 PM
No.216512894
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I'd make the English vicious and bloodthirsty.
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:47:28 PM
No.216513290
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>>216511944 (OP)
substitute every English word by a Spanish word.
It would still be called English, but you'd need to know Spanish to speak it
Anonymous
11/5/2025, 8:49:45 PM
No.216513363
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>>216512080
You is already the plural. What you want is the singular of you.
11/5/2025, 8:01:32 PM
No.216511944
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>>216511988
>>216512016
>>216512016
>>216512080
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