Thread 216516170

Miles Jacobson edition

>>216516170 (OP)
This man cannot manage a good game, he should be relieved from his position

eating poo

get them in, get them granted asylum, get them straight into a quiet english town to wreak havoc

I only have 7000 friendship points so I will probably not get a good haru card but im glad the fan favorite can get picked now without suffering for others

>>216516170 (OP)
nth for mostly negative reviews

>>216517556
leftypol clapping and cheering

nth for the holodem

Just had a splendid wank

>>216517556
sick to bloody death of getting groomed by these chocolate boat people

minimod cancer parasite poltard BE flag

heloo

Right, how do we fix the housing market lads?

wow anon riko support card is availible until 17th what do u think about that

how do you explain that if socialists from 1900 came back to life they would still be fervent socialists? they never saw non-whites in their time

>>216517598
the minimod cancer thing was really funny

it's trump's fault the left is pro-immigration in this country

>>216517609
get the ayslum mandem housed first

poo

>>216517609
double brexit

>>216517609
I tried reaching out to the housing minister the other day but when I asked for more houses he just replied no.

OK maybe if I am going to be followed by a community (and my words echoed) I should say more positive things

>216517618
What an insanely spasticated post

>>216517572
Just wondering

>>216517611
she's needed for the unity cup scenario but we get 100x free pulls for her and her R card is good enough

>>216517609
call the king and tell him to use the royal guard

>>216517638
The British - Australia - New Zealend union needs to happen and it needs to happen NOW.

you need men we need houses and you lot have tonnes of empty land

these new captchas can honestly fucking do one

firework cunts need to stfu now.

>>216517656
yeah I have already been getting these skills she offers? what scenario tho

>>216517646
hs?

business idea: let the biomass take over the english countryside and move all the white british to western australia

>Walk into train station and go up to the desk, skipping the queue
>Shout "ticket" at the desk operator
>Walk off onto the tracks in the direction I'm headed
Don't care, gotta keep it moving

>>216517656
100 free pulls where? I was going to spend like 7K carrots on gatcha because then I would have 17k for kitsune but I have all these things and bonuses can work the other way too

business idea: renting pizza

business idea: fart on uma's

If you lads want a good laugh just read up on the Irish famine

All of these people would still be socialists if they came back to life. They would be pro-immigration, even though they never saw any brown people when they were alive
Makes me think that political orientation i is genetically hardwired in us

o I found the unity cup thing I dont want her

Well, Rorke?

>>216517749
no thanks. not for me

Notorious day in the history of the nefarious popish religion.

>images (3) (2).jpg
wait a minute...

And the latest from Timothy James Bryne?

Do you like my feet

any insidious slug man in?

only the mail would say 16% is 'almost 1 in 5'

mental how wars like the second congo war or the iran-iraq war just got completely forgotten and 99% of people dont even know what they are

>>216517790
I'm more of an odious slug

>>216517609
Nothing to fix mate I'm making loads of money

>>216517782
looks like someone dropped a couple of tiramisus in tesco car park

>>216517768
falseflag

Going to apply for a job at aldi lads, cant go wrong with that pay

*walks into thread wearing an outrageous tie*
alri

>>216517689
business idea: cleanse biomass worldwide and let white people take the land

Welcome To The Grangle

mad how all the Ruby Granger posts and tranny spam stopped when carlybender left

I always avoid the red skills because if they inherit them and then they run in that position...

>>216517844
Their application process is a pain in the arse, but good luck lad. Maybe are EW can give your some pointers

>>216517827
Parasite.

As in America, British populists campaign on stopping immigration but plan on taking away people's health care and pensions instead.

Hitching immigration enforcement to the politics of austerity Thatcherism is not only irrational (stopping immigration is a direct attack on capitalism), it's also terrible politics.

If tomorrow whites vanish from the West, this political paradigm will be why.

>>216517782
you look like you're starting to turn into a werewolf

Ironic how the biomass poster fits the description perfectly himself

Multiculturalism wouldn't change their views. In fact they would be supportive of it
Please explain that

anyone got any good keywords to add to the filter list to minimise toby posts?

The new Francis video is out lads

>>216517782
Been wearing the same pair of shoes since you were 3 lad?

Ernst Thälmann sucking an Eritrean tranny off

Conservatives have been promoting ruralism because they’re given up on winning in their own terms (democracy) in the cities. Even some 1930s fascists argued that cities are cesspools of degeneration. The reality is that cities are the economic, political, and cultural epicenters of history, and if you lose them to foreign hands or foreign faiths, you lose your country and civilization.

>>216517865
I've had multiple wanks to that poster

>>216517886
You are the most boring person that has ever lived
If doctors were to study you they'd have to come up with a new kind of autism to describe what you've got

>>216517800
no western power no care inni

HYALLO IT'S ROOBAY GRANGLER

actually it costs 150K free carats to get enough support points...

>>216517870
>Their application process is a pain in the arse
??

>>216517886
it has nothing to do with economics. they don't believe in God, therefore they want government to act as God. It's entirely spiritual.

>>216517800
Funny how ronald Regan supported saddam during that war

covid was a gift from God to kill off the boomers and we squandered it

you can shove your fucking poppy up your arse
you can shove your fucking poppy up your arse
you can shove your fucking poppy
shove your fucking poppy
you can shove your fucking poppy up your arse

HYALLO IT'S ROOBEE and tyooday, oiy'm gyowing tyoo bee sharing with yoo moiy thoughts on the 1001 books to read before you die, which I read all of this week.

[SPONTANEOUS OUTFIT CHANGE]

Firstly, The Catcher in the Rye. This was VARRY good. Would definitely recommend to any--[AWKWARD EDIT]

[SPONTANEOUS OUTFIT CHANGE]

Next up, weee have The Lovely Bones, which I was a little disappointed boiy as from the title I initially thought this was about my family. Even though it's not a book about me, I would still recommend it. VARRY good.

[DOG BARKS IN BACKGROUND, DOORS SLAM]

[SPONTANEOUS OUTFIT CHANGE]

And just a quick reminder that today's video is sponsored by Enterprise Rent-a-Car! I've been using then for years and years now and ALWAYS rent cars from them when I'm one of the many new cities that I often travel to. Their cars have everything you need! Four wheels, a steering wheel, a ryoof, and sometimes no ryoof!"

>>216517904
This lad part toucan

>>216517937
shut up paedros

>>216517909
Wank to any good tranny or cuck porn lately?

>>216517956
'sheed

oh the missions (like "win x G1 races") just loop? and you can keep winning things by playing? OK the carrot stream will ever stop! banana!

Should i watch deep space nine?

>>216517957
looks like a rottentroll

just triggered a pinko

>>216517912
it's probably just a mix of low intelligence, compulsive tendencies and 15+ years on 4chan

Hop in, dude!

rorke use BC and AD
leftypol using BCE and CE

won the pub quiz tonight, wasn't even close either

>>216517963
My last wank was to an asian woman
Ashley akoi to be specific

banana!

>>216517963
regularly wank over arielle maxine, but otherwise repulsed by them
xhe's just sex sex sex

>>216517981
Pasbort

mental how literally every country on earth hates us as do our own government, rough time to be a Briton

late for work because I got stuck in bloody quicksand again

>>216517978
He needs to be euthanized

>>216517992
sample question?

i am.....hated for loving

>>216517981
Why has he got his arm out like he has his arm around the children in the car with him......
Meh I'm sure it's nothing

>>216518019
I honestly don't think there has ever been a group of people who hate britons more than british boomers

>>216518001
he's pretty but I'm just not gay enough to actually wank to it

>>216518019
>a Briton
fuck off lad

hijabi at my local halal pizza place is very cute might be in love

>>216518025
quck sandy, local top slag

>>216518041
miquella ahh anon

>>216518035
what came first, sliced bread or tea bags?


the answer was tea bags, I got that one wrong aha

How to fix Britain

1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)
2. zero gravity bollock extermination
3. death penalty for my nards
4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)
5. declare having intact scrotums illegal
6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)
7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)
8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes
9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles
10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs
11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%
12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)
13. national scrote bashing is mandatory
14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university
15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts
16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI
17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles
18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)
19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads
20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack
21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum
22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides
23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)
24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)
25. Abolish my testicles

Fart loading…

Hate my fucking voice it’s so shit and pathetic

>>216518019
You'll get through it.

>>216518056
You a pict are you lad?

Didn't think so

>>216518068
70% chance she is already married

>>216518053
fair, I've got a whole fantasy developed where I'm a soldier on chevauchee in the 14th century and the lads sack a convent and I see this hot gallic qt to ravage, then I discover she has a willard so I fuck him up that arse and make him my little french gf for a bit

>>216518085
10/10 post

>>216517933
All the situational based questions you have to answer

rorkes doing voice training

Wish i could change the world

>>216518094
same, probably my weakest feature. It's the classic nasally nerd voice

>>216518050
He's a child himself

>>216518077
quizmaster must be mental

rorkes doing voice training like the trannies

>>216518104
oddly specific but I respect it

>>216518094
this I habitually make my voice higher than it's natural tone

Had one hit of a weed joint yesterday and had a mini panic attack

Wasn't worth posting the first time


Maybe take a little break

times are tough. barely had enough dosh to tip my landlord this month

https://x.com/volcaholic1/status/1985996690646806698

mental that

>>216518056
Based

>>216518145
Shameful

What exactly are you supposed to do in a situation like this?

>>216518094
My voice is too deep and my friends mock me

shant be clicking either of those

Communists in the 1920s
If they were resurrected today, within a week they would be attending LGBTQ+ and Refugees Welcome marches
Ergo, immigration and identity politics would not sway their views, and they would quickly adopt these elements into their worldview without a fuss

>>216518148
Love seeing black people react to things, they're just so expressive

>>216518162
Bend over. No one will believe you anyway

>>216518148
fuark F

This thread is going too fast!!

>>216518176
the ol' razzle dazzle

>>216518145
she did some shit dance and the daughter turned off the video disappointed and she tried for that because she was disappointed with the results unto that point

>>216518176
oh he BEEN changed

>>216518148
me playing san andreas

>>216518148
why does he run away

>>216518166
Shut up you little cunt

>>216518148
HE DIDNY FLY SO GOOD

>>216518108
Tesco had this too when I used to work there.
No CV required really, just pass the questionnaire and then supply some details all on the online portal.
I used to be a manager there, it's basically a filter for mongs who don't know how to put the customer first. If you don't drop everything and bend over backwards to let the customer fuck you then you're not suitable to work there.

just been huffing some NOS lads

>>216518176
bluds dancing like a 1920s cartoon character

Was once rejected by McDonald's after a pretty ok interview

>>216518162
Get on your knees unc

Have zero friends in real life.
Have 6 discord friends and 3 of them are American trannies.

>>216518257
they fit?

>>216518208
I will slay you where you stand

>>216518172
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

>>216518242
I've failed every interview I've ever done because I showed zero enthusiasm
just can't find the energy to pretend I want to work

never even had an online friend me
just a complete fucking social retard, probably more socially retarded than your average downie

>>216518172
communism is not an economic policy. it is the rejection of God. it is a religion. is the opposite end of the religious spectrum than Christianity. It is why LGBTQ+ (the inversion of Christian morality) is always part of the neo-communist manifesto

>>216518176
jive rorke

>>216518258
only if he takes one at a time!

Straight up NEED Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.

>>216518286
pooscrem

>>216517649
like this, you get to see my full face upon subscribing to my only fans
>>216517749
if she's not japanese I unironically don't care although I'd only marry a jap if white christian women were wiped off the face of the earth
>>216518162
when it doubt, do the gay porn dance that folk on here go on about

>>216518286
boom boom!

>>216518286
screaming poo

life's getting gay
and it keeps getting gayer
wrote a racial slur
and copped a three dayer
he posted some trannys cock
and got off scot free
posting some words
the jannys crosshair on me

>>216518282
What was the point of posting this?

>>216518286
The rare good post

discord friend (trans) wants to go to a gig with me in january

The discord friends don't exist by the way


He made them up

started on the whisky like a fucking mong didnt i

scran

>>216518320
Shag his pooey hairy bumhole

>>216518333
wee dram of cardhu is it lad?

>>216518299
Impossible to tell. could be fit could be butters

discord friend (rorke) wants to go to a gig with me to bash some troons in january

>>216518343
you're my online friend :-)

>>216518339
its cheap lidl gutrot but itll do

>>216518333
There there lad, I'd be doing it too if I had any left in the house.
Such is the curse of alcoholism

>>216518340
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

>>216518320
Is this >>216518330 true???

so it was heatherpaedo all along
why is he like this?

>>216518344
she's just my discord friend though we're not some weird e-dating couple, my appearance isn't relevant

catposters are automatically my friend :)

>>216518356
oh goodness me
that just won't do

>>216518356
Are you me? Just finished a litre of balmuir 3 year old the other night

>>216518354
stay away from me

>>216518373
Spotted it from the first post

when are you cutting the cord /brit/?

>chudette challenges you to a dance off
what's your move

>>216518387
Don't use any of these

>>216518387
I stream anything I want to, and don’t pay a single cent. It’s called piracy.

>>216518387
got a 5TB storage and my own server running the media programs
haven't had a subscription to anything in years

>>216518387
I already cancelled Netflix like 2 years ago, never looked back

>>216518403
Is that Nicole Mullen

>>216518374
Appearance is always relevant to women mate

>>216518387
all i use is torrent -> jellyfin

>>216518403
umm

>>216518387
Isn't she technically streaming her shite videos on YouTube?

ZAMN!

>>216518369
nope she's very real and lives in bristol :)

>>216518403
the running man

>>216518403
tell her she looks phoenix nights-era daniel kitson and then lock her in the toilet

>>216518387
I just buy blurays

>>216518422
for dating, as I said she purposefully would go on /soc/ to speak to the weirdest people possible as it interested her

streaming my urine into the toilet

>>216518407
>>216518412
>>216518416
>>216518418
>>216518424
And your virginity status?

a vile temptress almost stole my seed. had to unsheath my longsword and everything. the absolute state of the realm

>>216518431
I kneel

>>216518442
Orange cat moment

>>216518451
you already know the answer

Lot of high quality posts today

return of the king

>>216518451
i had sex with the only girl i've had over since setting it all up

>>216518475
Where?

>>216518477
Ah good, he's back from Thailand

>>216518286
don't get it

>>216518474
it's hot that others would try, but I wish they wouldn't

>>216518438
wtf cake detected

>>216518447
Alright dickhead

>>216518497
>me in a bakery

well?

This is a cat

>>216518475
which ones are on the podium then lad???

>>216518483
Nice


What did you watch?

the Ukrainian race is dead. They no longer exist.

British Socialists from the year 1900 brought back to life reacting to today's multiculturalism

>>216518500
settle down son

any gamers in

>>216518506
Did it sink

>>216518506
It was so big it had rough parts

>>216518497
What if I told you that everything you know about the cake was made up?

>>216518403
*rings a bell*
*summons a leng latina*

>>216518506
>wearing a bra in a top like that
criminal behaviour

>>216518514
This shit is boring


Bring back the pure satire

>>216518513
never was such a thing. ukraine was made up like 30 years ago. they are russians

Any piano-players here? Need a wank and also a thought about Synthesia

post fit ugly blokes pretending to be women

>>216518485
all in my head

This cake is dangerous

>>216518506
I'd spend the entire time in my cabin browsing /brit/

>>216518511
i think we ended up watching something on youtube but i did show it to her because i remember she was interested in record of lodoss war which i had downloaded

Bring back wanking in pubs

Bring back hats

>>216518568
reckon granberg does this when she goes a-cruising

>>216518565
There must be a story behind that tie

>>216518539
I'd prefer the one at the back tbqh

>>216518477
Is that legendary Manchester United midfielder Nicky Butt?

mad how some people have normal brains and have mates and do stuff

>>216518569
Did you see her again?

>>216518565
kek
how absolutely useless AI is

howdy pardner

>>216518594
what do you think?

>>216518586
?

>>216518593
you can be demented and have friends and do stuff
>>216518598
i love america and also americans! :D

rorke eating steak and potatoes for dinner.
leftypol eating synthetic vegan placenta

>>216518572
that would explain all the posts about crocheting

>>216518593
source?

>>216518605
I think yes you did

>>216518621
i didn't because i was scared to talk to her again

can't get rid of this bastard cough

>>216518628
That's a shame
You should text her and have her over again for some anime and sex then get married and live happily ever after

>>216517665
we dont need men, lil bro

>>216518598
hwat in tarnation!?

wifeberg nagging me because she fell through the trap door that was supposed to be for my assassin

wish i was that guy out of tama impala so i could make middle of the road indie psychedelic shite and be all rich and famous and shit

>>216518632
Dis nig high as fuck

Am literally the most boring person to ever existed
Will never be able to have any mates because I’m so fucking boring

>>216518657
Don't make me tell you again

havent got a pot to piss in

>>216518650
trap doors need too much maintenance I usually just plant a claymore mine in front of the bedroom door

tame impala when wild impala walks in

need to put friendly fires' song 'jump in the pool' the final score theme again, was much kinoer than this modern shite

>>216518669
ktim
never do anything, never have anything to talk about

>>216518669
Trust me, it could be worse


A lot worse

this is /brit/, we bond over our shared passions of drinking and wanking

>>216518666
>>216518687
you only have yourselves to blame

Shouldn't we save this impala chat for the gnu?

just filled my third pot with piss. living the high life

>>216518691
I do neither, I do poo though so I just scrape in, unlike dtfic who has been holding it in

>>216518691
if you do both at the same time is it dranking

some of you have a grim future ahead of you
i'll be long dead

1930s socialists react to minority white Britain of 2025

>>216518700
Good effort

>>216518722
they aren't though are they
you're talking to a large language model, not a 1930s socialist

>>216518669
I've seen and done some crazy shit involving drugs etc but I can't say anything about that to people at toil so to them Im just a boring bastard who comes in does his job just says hi and that's about it.
We have nothing in common, I like to play playstation and watch telly and get steaming these days.

Does he think anyone reads his slop?
I guess he doesn't care

>>216518713
Im in my early 30s so I reckon I'll be checking out juuuust when things start to get unbearably shit

>>216517541
>>216517541
>>216517541

I should have been born in the 18th or 19th centuries.

He waited an hour to post that lmao

poo screaming

JANNINGTON FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AT ONLY 297 POSTS

literally me (1st place!!)
2nd place vodka (legacy)
3rd oguri cap (legacy)

very nice run I feel the effects more now the notes have actually been explained to me tenno (good for ori cap level up) 600+ speed, 700 stam but actually I am going for 1.1K speed and not stam

uh oh

Janitor Klarc Sharton

deary me

not "very nice" run fucking timothy brine

poo

these noobs are 0 all going in front for the long race at the end... little do they knw, my stamina is 715!

oh dear

tell you what fucks me off. what proper does me nut. a new thread after only 297 posts. fucking travesty. someone should do something about it. grrr
*shakes fist*

British man arrested in UK over alleged Hamas terror plot

narita brian

Trannys belong in asylums

scromiting

>>216520441
This was the last post made before the thread went belly up.

>>216520456
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