Thread 216516786

I love France

>>216516786 (OP)
You sick fuck she's only 16

I hate her voice (I hated shadowheart too)

>>216516869
>I hated shadowheart too
Very BASED.

>>216516869
based

>>216516786 (OP)
French women only look cute when either guillotines or African BBCs (or both) are involved.

>>216516869
Based, fuck Shart

>>216516869
Play in French, thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARvJYo_loR4

She is French Zelda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZoQ136MWOc

>>216516869
>>216517178
>playing the most french game in existence in the english d*b
Your /int/ card is revoked nigga

i hadn't played a turn based rpg since pokemon and this game utterly kicked my fucking arse, i had to put it on easy mode because i just couldn't hit the parry's, still great

>>216519894
Might & Magic? Wizardry? Fallout? Temple of Elemental Evil? Underrail?

>>216520019
Nope of those, nope.

idk why they went so hard on the stereotypical french refs
stripped shirts, berets, baguettes, omg is that the heckin Eiffel tower
it's that meme when Hollywood has a scene in ancient Egypt, you gotta have the pyramids and the mysterious tune, a camel walking in the desert

>>216520100
because it's based and pretty girls will want to cosplay as the characters

>>216516869
I want to impregnate Shadowheart so fucking bad

>>216520156
>no sophie gf

feels batman

>>216520100
Is it cringe to actual french niggas? I guess the only thing they missed is someone laughing like "HON HON HON"

turn-based rpg for people who don't like turn-based rpgs
I hope chad stranding 2 wins goty over this parryslop

>>216520100
Ask to the french guys who developed it

>>216520227
Utter cuck shit desu, would it be better if they just ubisofted the game and removed any French aesthetics from the design at all and made it a general American thing with sassy blacks? I wish Euros would be more proud of their own unquie character in their game design, it works for Japan, it worked for the Poles with witcher and it worked for the french with this.

>>216520240
death stranding 2 should be allowed to win goty until they release it on pc

>>216520262
It's a Chinese American game with Swedish drop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKJkJ0xZdds

Is this the latest manufactured video game drama? What game is this about and why should I pretend to care?

>>216520299
Ok who cares about the writer, the other devs were french (and polish)
>>216520313
No drama, just a big release of this year. It's bretty good

What do French women smell like?

>>216520410
My cum.

>>216517868
no
she's french doned, which makes her based and they're both disabled

>>216520410
Piss and cigarettes

>>216517868
Mais Mon ordi est faible et je doute qu’il bien fonctionne. Peux-tu me recommander des jeux vidéo français anciens?

>>216520100
Someone told me that the striped shirt was originally worn by sailors from Bretagne and the beret was worn by men in Southern France like Toulouse or Nîmes. Not sure if that’s true or what

>>216520443
The fuck kind of weapon and armor is that? Honestly, the whole animu art style really filters me when it comes JRPGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcS_sjbJNDI
I've started memorising the lyrics to this song

>>216520527
Anki french flashcards because unless you understand French then it's pointless to play them in that language

>>216520213
cosplay girls rule the world

>>216520495
Can I watch them piss on themselves?

>>216516786 (OP)
Who doesn't?

>>216516786 (OP)
Why do they dress like jail inmates>>216516786 (OP)

>>216516786 (OP)
Everytime I go to France, there is at least a couple of people with these shirts. Nobody across the border in Germany wears these stripe shirts, but somehow they are still very common in France.

>>216522483
it's a breton shirt, you wouldn't get it

>>216520527
rayman

>>216520196
We know halsin

>>216520240
I like the idea of 4 niggas in a row but i hate anime and japan, that game was made for me

>>216520227
It's not my thing but it's a smart move to play on stereotypes because it's familiar to people and ultimately it doesn't matter much

>>216520291
>Utter cuck shit desu
you don't get it, it's like if brits made a game where everyone wears a bowler hat and drinks tea to replenish health. actually that'd still be more accurate than expedition 33, literally nobody in france wears berets and striped shirts. it's not bad, i think it's cute and i don't think it really upsets anyone, but it's a bit much. those stereotypes are almost more american than french at this point, that's not even how french people think of a stereotypical french person.. i mean it kind of is, but it's just a bit much. still cute doe, i personally like it

>>216516869
Adeline Chetail didn't voice shadowheart though?

>>216522330
Damn, french girls look like that and they say they suffer.

>>216529176
French gooners are absolutely the best. They understand what makes a woman hot. Meanwhile Japanese just go OOGA BOOGA BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBA. France wins this one.

>>216516786 (OP)
me too

heads too big

>>216520100
>stripped shirts, berets, baguettes, omg is that the heckin Eiffel tower
because we live in an american world and our frenchness can only exist in the way americans and the english imagine it exists

ten years ago nobody had a clue that stripped shirts and berets apparently represented us and yet now everybody is keenly aware of it and we almost have to cosplay as "frenchmen" in order to continue to exist as a distinct people in this anglo saxon world

>>216520227
>Is it cringe to actual french niggas?
it's very american.

>>216520527
stripped shirts are an old sailor thing and it's mostly associated with briton and norman sailors.
berets are seen as basque even though they are not basque but from the bearn.

it's stupid that both items are seen as particularly french given that they exist or have existed everywhere in europe

I can't play that because my puter can't pute

>>216530527
>stripped shirts are an old sailor thing and it's mostly associated with briton and norman sailors.
the french themselves made it into a fashion trend
i mean look at the fucking Le Male bottle design

you can't fool me, i can read wiki lil bro

>>216529210
>Japanese just go OOGA BOOGA BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBA
You are profoundly retarded

A worthy successor to a hood classic

>>216529210
Nah, nips are way better that the the french, only one game with hot girls doesn't change that.

>>216532013
tasteless nudity

>>216532595
She is nota nude in the game my new friend.

>>216530976
Watch it via videos on YouTube. It's funny to see their reactions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BYW-Ko-yMQ

Love France

>>216532701
yeah sorry i wouldn't know because i don't play gookslop garbage

>>216520240
>turn-based rpg for people who don't like turn-based rpgs
Well it failed then since I played for like 2 hours before deleting the game.
Turn based sucks ass.

>>216522330
head looks unnaturally big

>>216536603
crafted to accommodate my 16cm schlong

/int/ is a verso ending board

>>216520156
why does she look like Gustaves sister and Clea like Sciel?
Also, her forehead is fucking massive. No human has a head that shape IRL lol