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Anonymous United States No.216520289 [Report] >>216520321 >>216520374 >>216520424 >>216520628 >>216520652 >>216522547 >>216523646
>fell in love with a daddy issues girl 1,000 miles away
I surprise myself with how low I can sink
Anonymous Sweden No.216520321 [Report] >>216520340
>>216520289 (OP)
>daddy issues girl 1,000 miles
That's also how many miles of dick she has taken.
Anonymous United States No.216520328 [Report]
How do you fall in love with a girl you'll never even meet?
Anonymous Portugal No.216520329 [Report]
>unironically falling in love with a woman
Dumbass
Anonymous United States No.216520340 [Report] >>216520360 >>216520494
>>216520321
She says shes a virgin but she also has this dilf fetish. When I first started talking to her she showed me this dick pic she got from a 43 year old she was with (she's 19). Im apparently the first guy her age (Im 21) thats shes genuinely taken interest in. Everytime I try to back out she reels me in with new promises and assurances.
Anonymous Mexico No.216520360 [Report] >>216520398
>>216520340
Have you talked to her on video chat
Anonymous United States No.216520362 [Report] >>216520371 >>216520629
>fell in love with a woman 10 years ago who likely doesn't even remember I exist and yet she's still all I can think about and I keep looking for jobs in the city she moved to in the hopes that we'll run into each other again some day
Anonymous Portugal No.216520371 [Report] >>216520388
>>216520362
The cure for this is finding out she got married, immediately stopped my dreams of my old school crush
Anonymous Canada No.216520374 [Report] >>216520398
>>216520289 (OP)
She better have been 1000 miles south, if you know what I mean (what I mean is she better have been a Latina with a fat arse).
Anonymous United States No.216520388 [Report] >>216520470
>>216520371
If I ever find out she has a boyfriend I might end it
Anonymous Argentina No.216520395 [Report]
Love works in mysterious ways (also dated a girl from another city, of course we broke up 1 year later)
Anonymous United States No.216520398 [Report] >>216520479
Im going to meet her over my thanksgiving break.
>>216520360
Yes
>>216520374
Yes, half Navajo as well.
Anonymous United States No.216520424 [Report]
>>216520289 (OP)
>started thinking about that married postgrad student agian
Anonymous Portugal No.216520470 [Report]
>>216520388
She probably does or did at some point in the last 10 years, women aren't like us, Anon, they probably don't remember all the boyfriends they had, let alone some dude from a decade ago. Don't let it get to you, just do the things you like and try not to suffer too much because of women, they definitely aren't suffering because of you
Anonymous Canada No.216520475 [Report] >>216520496 >>216520518
how do you guys even meet these women online? i cant seem to find any
Anonymous Canada No.216520479 [Report]
>>216520398
>Yes, half Navajo as well.

Basado
Anonymous United States No.216520494 [Report] >>216520535
>>216520340
She showed you a dick pic and you stuck around? Bruh…
Anonymous Argentina No.216520496 [Report]
>>216520475
Tinder
Anonymous United States No.216520518 [Report] >>216520537
>>216520475
>recommended ig profile
>follow it cause girl is cute in a unique way
>she likes my ig story
>send her reels
>sends them back
>>a little racist
>that transforms into sarcastic talking
>that turns into calling
Anonymous United States No.216520535 [Report]
>>216520494
She covered it up and it was very small
She showed her response to it, but yeah. It was when we first started talking.
Anonymous United States No.216520537 [Report]
>>216520518
One in a million
Anonymous Brazil No.216520628 [Report]
>>216520289 (OP)
you're good.
I got my ass in love with a chinese one
Anonymous Costa Rica No.216520629 [Report]
>>216520362
I was exactly in the same position but then she opened an onlyfans account and I gradually lost attraction, I was attracted to the idea of her 10 years ago, not who she actually was
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.216520652 [Report] >>216520709
>>216520289 (OP)
i have 3 bastard children, 2 of them are Slovenian (im a serb from bosnia, try and google it, its a joke written by itself)
one is local, a fat girl i knocked up few years ago, i pay alimony
i have a gf now, we broke up on 11th day of relationshit, now we are back together, she is 40, im 34, ill plant one in her as well
you say she has daddy issues, your issue girl, what issues do you have?
why cant you see girls are just as or even more retarded than you can possibly be?
why are you blockading yourself from primal connection?
sex is nothing, it doesnt even feel that good if you are a virgin now, when you have it, you will see, its nothing, its so disappointing and hollow that it might american depress you
i say american depress meaning depression, or anxiety, community, severance, agitation, depreciation, reprecussions, democracies (as in regard of countries, not their way of governing as is meaning china isnt a communism)
go back to 2005 and start throwing rocks at emos demanding they stop doing that to themselves, it wont last
love is a soyshell contruckt, learn to smell her subtle farts
it gets disgusting more and more as you go
fall in love, good, but tell her, then live it, then realize love is horseshit you either put into your pipe when you have no nicotine infused tobbaco, or keep on gliding
if you dont glide as she does, you 2 arent meant for each other
if you manage to bust at the same time (female orgasm sucks the cum up her egg area faster and more safe) and a spawn emerges, if you dont love each other, you will just transcend a curse upon an unsuspecting soul, that will have to face life far worse than you ever could
beware
that is why browns are subhuman, those arent humans, those are spawns
nothing is holy to them
they have no souls
dont create that
Anonymous Canada No.216520709 [Report] >>216520831
>>216520652
kek how drunk are you right now?
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.216520831 [Report] >>216520891
>>216520709
if i stop in next 8 hours, i die from sinew convulsions or seysoure, seasure, ceasure, seizure
i survived a mild stroke from a hangover 8 years ago and have no function in left foot toes, they might turn colors but not yet
im 34 now i think
i lived it, i can die now and im ok with my life
that is what comforts me at the end
it is funny to me too, i never typed kek or lol before
lol
Anonymous Canada No.216520891 [Report]
>>216520831
based
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.216520973 [Report]
wait a fucking minute
i just googled it for the first time
kek is lol translated in that world of warcraft video game from allaince aka fairies and babies to orks and satan language when you were online back in the day
lol means kek l is k
fuck i hated that video game
it turned some of my friends into zombies stuck to their video game sessions instead of living
mind you, i was a champion of video games when it came to GTA3 for example, i had no internet, guidebooks or full understanding of english, but i did it 100% just by soul desire
none of you can understand what i just meant
how the fuck did we learn this dogshit sign language called english, i have no idea, but it was easy
then i realized, schools implemented english as a class of its own, i always had highest grades, i listened to movies without knowing how to read
i can understand scotish people for instance
irish and welsh too
germans and saxons
duthch
hungarians, a bit difficult, but i shout and they shout, we understand
all easterns slavs, without a mark missed, we just repeat slow
slovaks too, chzezcsh as well
i do dislike the french
makes 0 sense
i hate the french
Anonymous Paraguay No.216522547 [Report] >>216522564
>>216520289 (OP)
vtuber?
Anonymous United States No.216522564 [Report]
>>216522547
Real female
Anonymous Brazil No.216522628 [Report]
Send us a picture of her body if you have one
Anonymous United States No.216523646 [Report]
>>216520289 (OP)
She liked my comment on her Instagram a few days ago, I read every of the 30 or so comments and only 3 were male.