Thread 216522849

Invited: all Europeans. E.g: /brit/, /fr/, /deutsch/, /sauna/, /sverigetråden/, /norgetråden/, /nederdraad/, /esp/, /pt/, /éire/, /danmarktråden/, /føroyar/, /isl/, /skandi/, /fo/, /balt/, /polska/, /v4/, /kurva anyátok/, /hrv/, /slo/, /ex-yu/, /ita/, /hell/, /gr/, /cpб/, /srb/, /ukraïna/, /mol/, /pl/, /malta/, /benelux/, /lux/, /cz/, /sk/, /cz-sk/, /bos/, /mac/, /balk/, /ro/, /cyp/, /tr/, /ch/, /arm/, /ge/, /az/, /alb/, /бг/, /ქართ/

>>216522849 (OP)
>/brit/, /fr/, /deutsch/, /sauna/, /sverigetråden/, /norgetråden/, /nederdraad/, /esp/, /pt/, /éire/, /danmarktråden/, /føroyar/, /isl/, /skandi/, /fo/, /balt/, /polska/, /v4/, /kurva anyátok/, /hrv/, /slo/, /ex-yu/, /ita/, /hell/, /gr/, /cpб/, /srb/, /ukraïna/, /mol/, /pl/, /malta/, /benelux/, /lux/, /cz/, /sk/, /cz-sk/, /bos/, /mac/, /balk/, /ro/, /cyp/, /tr/, /ch/, /arm/, /ge/, /az/, /alb/, /бг/, /ქართ/
Damn. All muh ancestors.

1.Fuck the eu
2.You're not getting your money back
3. What you'll be getting is boatloads of illegal migrants

Cheers

Hi

>>216523067
le fromage

hello

Guten Morgen.

>>216522849 (OP)
The Americas are the new Europe. Should've added us, plus Japan.

>>216522849 (OP)
>i svffer in catalonia

>>216522921
you're going down with us nigga

>>216523628
>German is the only one to respect his language enough to greet in it
Literally nazi tier

>>216523628
good morning

>>216524338
Es gibt keinen Grund verschiedene Sprachen zu verwenden, oder?

Good morning to all my European brothers

>>216523628
Moin.

>>216524118
Believe it or not that's a very mid girl by spanish standards

Salvete

>>216522849 (OP)
hi
how are you today?
it's raining here, I'll stay home all day

>>216525374
>I'll stay home all day
Do you have a job

>>216525423
not yet, I'm supposed to find one and I will so that the joke of my life can continue, I've been thinking what am I gonna miss out on if I get a heart attack or something

>>216525423
you must be more down to earth than I am lol

how do I get a girlfriend

>>216525729
Step 1 : have a somewhat social life
Step 2 : meet a shitton of girls
Step 3 : be brutally honest about wanting to "know" them (codeword for sexo)
Step 4 : get rejected
There's a secret 5th step where you actually find someone who loves you back but I haven't found how to trigger that cutscene yet

>>216522849 (OP)
Hello to all of my European siblings

I hope that Europe together can become the world's greatest superpower

>>216524566
Based

>>216522849 (OP)
>/tr/
Turkey is not a European country.

>>216526473
It is. Constantinople is in Europe and Turkey controls it.

>>216526473
Thrace is in Europe and Turkey has part of Thrace, pic related

>>216526473
I'm tired to see people putting Turkey into Europe, they belong to the muslim world.
Turkey also invaded northern cyprus which in part is european, so not only they aren't european culturally, they also could be considered a threat for europe.
Like Russia they belong to the asian world more than the european world. Canada is far more euro than both

>>216523628
Horrible morning.
Terrible day.
Nightmare of a week.

>>216526601
what did you dream?
I only remember a paper plane and some invisible man from my dream lol

>>216525729
You have to "kneel" to the fucking dating apps nowadays.
You'll have to pay to use them.
You'll have to spam likes on most girls.
You'll have to get rejected thousands of times before some girl finally match with you.
It will probably be a land whale or it will simply not work out.
It will suck every step of the way, but maybe JUST MAYBE you'll find someone there.
I FUCKING HATE IT.

>>216526492
>>216526530
Constantinople makes up only 3% of the country's area and we might as well give it up and say it belongs to Asia now since it has an infestation problem. Turkey has also been a historically muslim country and it's being governed by an islamic tyrant. I could write down 80 million more reasons why it has never been or never will be a European country.

>>216526676
Not even true, just do this: >>216526058

>>216526699
There are other European Muslim countries: Albania, and Bosnia and Herzegovina

I guess you can say Turkey is only partly European because yes, only some of its territory is in Europe.

>>216526731
Albania and Bosnia are secular muslim, Sharia law isn't a guide for politics, unlike current turkey.

>>216525729
>look at your flag
>either become the girl or find the man that will be the girl

any girl in paris?

>>216526058
I can't talk to women and I don't want to go through step 4 though
>>216526676
Chad doesn't have to pay a single cent
>>216526853
I am NOT doing that

>>216527157
I am

>>216526731
>Albania, and Bosnia and Herzegovina
>muslim
not really

>>216523628
Good morning saar

>>216527203
The Swedes do not even look at their own flag?

>>216527203
>I can't talk to women
Ngmi
>and I don't want to go through step 4 though
You dont really have a choice, even Charles Leclerc would have a non-perfect success rate with girls
It's kinda like applying for jobs, you know itll fail most of the time

>>216526058
What's social life?

Hello my fellow eurobros what relatable hijinks go on in you are country

>>216527203
>Chad doesn't have to pay a single cent
Everyone pays for sex.
One way or another.

>>216527450
We have a chancellor who pays 12500€ for a haircut despite not having any real hair so to speak of.

>>216527534
We have an ex-PM who got paid an absurd sum of money to write a book despite having nothing to say

rip my nigga...
F

>>216527419
it's over

>>216527751
The trick is to bee yourself

>>216522849 (OP)
Invade and pillage Europa

>>216527461
lmao no

>>216526819
Okay but they're still Muslim
>>216527269
Apparently they are both majority Muslim, just about
>>216527884
Come on lad, let's be friends, none of that pillaging malarkey

>>216527598
Many such cases in Europe.
Do you think the third world people see our posts about frivolous government spending and get jealous of our luxury to be able to spend money in such a manner?

worthless thread

Looking for the swede anon that goes to Japan to fuck whores on the street

How good is your japanese to approach these prostitutes? What do you usually say approaching them

>>216523628
God morgon (nu dag)

I think we should start using Latin as lingua franca

Breathed on a spider and it sort of shrunk into some kind of defensive position should I wash my teeth

>>216526473
>>216526587
TURKIYE is european and white.

>>216528437
>Do you think the third world people see our posts about frivolous government spending and get jealous of our luxury to be able to spend money in such a manner?
Maybe they just think we're ridiculous. It reminds me of this which I found out about the other day - in Russia and China there is a meme about "British scientists". The point of the meme is that British scientists supposedly work on stupid and self-indulgent topics which have no practical value:
>Typical news about... "British scientists"... report that they:
>debunked the myth that mice love cheese
>invented non-stick bubble gum
>designed an ideal sandwich
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_scientists_(meme)

Good afternoon everyone.
I can't wait for frexit.

>>216529927
What about the opposite? What about Europe uniting to become the world's leading superpower? I think that would be a good future

>>216530164
Europe cannot be a superpower

>>216528691
bump

>>216529884
Kek. They're not entirely wrong though. I think the west in general has way too many useless academics and """scientists"""

>>216522849 (OP)
Hello which euro country should I move to.

>>216530962
Poland, it's like Texas but you want to kill yourself every day because being happy would be socially unacceptable

europapa europapa

>>216529083
Use hydrogen peroxide as mouth wash and then pull for 20 minutes with coconut oil and rosemary oil. After that spit and brush your teeth with non fluoridated toothpaste.

we know today the "chinese and russian" drones over the U.S 11 months ago were actually U.S drones, yet media keeps being hysterical like in denmark a month ago

source: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-house-says-new-jersey-drones-authorized-faa-was-not-enemy-rcna189646

question is why is EU Regime running psyops on their own populations and lying about it?

>>216530189
Not with that attitude

>>216530189
Yes it can be
>>216530743
I am pro-science but yes, maybe we need a better focus so that science works on useful things

>>216526699
>it has never been
As Turkey? Sure, no.
As the Eastern Roman Empire? As Hellas?
You bet your sweet bippy it was.
Also, I saw whiter people during my stay in Turkey (this year) than during my stay in France (infinity blacks, eight years ago). I bet a similar story to the French one would happen if I went to visit Toothpasteistan.

>>216522849 (OP)
74th for may the EU dissolve

>>216531921
so much silence since drone narrative broke lol

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mystery-drones-northeast-u-s-faa-authorized/

>>216531921
>question is why is EU Regime running psyops on their own populations and lying about it?
I'll give you three guesses

>>216532268
This

Have been doing some research and come to the conclusion Michael Jackson was a nonce

alri lads,

>>216532537
water is wet

I am tired, lads

>>216533493
Tired of what, lad? Use some snus, that should perk you up

>>216534168
Everything

>>216534184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrdEMERq8MA

>>216534879
Vgh, the coins of Evropa...

I'm uninviting Serbia. Have a nice day.

>>216535799
more like turdbia